What’s worse than being a faggot? Being a faggot who is obsessed with the famous 80s-90s character Frasier Crane portrayed by Kelsey Grammer. Help bros. I can’t find any other man or woman attractive any more, just this tossed salad and scrambled egg guzzling fruit. I’m at my limit. What do I do. Do I kill myself? Any of you have any shirtless pics of him
What’s worse than being a faggot...
Joshua Foster
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Connor Turner
In the early 2000s PETA releases a genetically modified virus which slowly alters the minds of humans, making them into callous cannibals with no conscience whatsoever. This final solution would cull the population and save the animals. However, it only affects those in middle age, leaving old people and children unaffected... and at the same time ripe for slaughter.
In all the chaos the creators of Frasier decide to try and be the voice of reason to tell people that there is a dignified way to eat strangers and loved ones, instead of resorting to the gore feasts seen all over the planet. They create a line of episodes to put a humorous spin on the situation and show how to deal with their children and grandparents...
In the first episode Martin Crane gives the family a piece of his mind and laments over the situation, voicing his disappointment over the recent culling and eating of the neighbour next door. As he finishes his speech, Niles sneaks up behind him and hits him with a wooden mallet over the head causing him to collapse. (Audience laughs)
Frasier: "That was easy. Why haven't we done that before?" (Audience laughs)
Niles: "Well we weren't murderous cannibals who get aroused when eating loved ones before."
Frasier: "Good point. Now, let's hurry and prepare him for serving. Frederick will be here any minute. Poor kid just doesn't get it."
Niles: "You should just give up, if he doesn't want to join the party...."
Frasier: "Niles! That's my son!"
Niles: "Admit it Frasier, the thought of eating him arouses you as much as me."
Frasier: "... we'll talk about this some other time." (Audience laughs)
Frederick enters to see Niles, Frasier and Daphne surrounding Martin who is tied to a chair, dazed but slowly coming back to consciousness. He manages to utter the words "this wasn't in the script.." (Audience laughs)
Isaac Hughes
Frasier: "Now Freddy, be a big boy now, we've got a surprise for you."
Frasier lifts the hat they placed on Martin earlier to reveal his exposed, juicy brain. Freddy clutches his head and screams as jumps around in a tantrum. (Audience laughs)
Niles (excited): "See Daphne. He's not a man at all."
Daphne: "Oh Freddy, if you calm down behave I'll give you a present later."
Niles: "He won't do that. Look at this."
Niles grabs a spoon and proceeds to scoop out a chunk of brains out of Martins skull and quickly eating it. Niles eyes roll back as he savors the tasty brains. At this point Freddy vomits loudly in cascades. (Audience laughs)
Frasier: "Damn it Freddy, don't be a baby. Look, I'll have some."
Frasier scoops out a chunk as well and proceeds to let out a great "OMMMMMMMMM!" as he chews. He also flicks away a small chunk towards Eddiy who gladly catches it in the air and quickly eats it. (Audience goes awwwww). All except Freddy unleash their spoons and in short time scoop up the remainder of the brains. Freddy faints, end of scene one. (Audience laughs)
Henry Reyes
I made a spec script for Frasier.
Any criticisms would help.
Elijah Mitchell
and so, Yea Forums, we see the sad, but inevitable, end state of Frasier fandom
Jaxson Howard
Wasn’t ready for such literotica, but I’ll take what I can get.
Brandon Morales
BASED
Brayden Cruz
Parker Wilson
You'll take what's offered and gawdamn like it.
Jaxson Ortiz
Jason Morales
Literally me (its not going well)
Kevin Cook
I took this post as an insult until i got to the last sentence
Isaiah Garcia
I wish I was kidding.
Connor Myers
Anyway, what are your guys' favorite episodes? I'm more keen on the first and second season- I think he was the most attractive at that time. Mine might be the last episode of season 1, a touching episode. Or the one where he almost got dicked down by his gay boss, of course.
Luis Green
As long as you're rich and aren't beating your wife, who cares about being an alcoholic. He could buy a new liver with the Cheers and Frasier cash
Luis Cook
Favorite episode is when Frasier becomes a friend with the BBQ dude in the wheelchair. It has one of the best visual gags in sitcom history.
>that fucking little golfer hat gliding across the recording studio window as the wheels squeak
Jackson Rodriguez
Do you want to quit? AA sucks in my opinion thee are some better options out there.
Dominic Brooks
Good taste user
>the scene where Frasier was hiding under the desk to avoid him
Angel Roberts
I can't wait for the Christmas stream bros
Tyler Scott
I want to cut back at least. I went to rehab in the past and it got a lot better after finding the right meds, but I'm still drinking way too much and I'm lying to everyone I know
Liam Robinson
Brayden Martinez
So is the reboot still happening or not?
Jose Williams
I love his wit, I can dream of even breathing the same air as someone so charming.
Hopefully never, unless the dog is still alive.
Nicholas Myers
There's 10s of us. It'll never die
bump
Gavin Gomez
Adam Morgan
Took this photo of my tv on my phone 6 years ago. Finally have an excuse to post it somewhere. Its been my profile picture on steam for 5 fucking years i hate my life so much
Landon Carter
I want to drink his hot tub water
I think I have the exact same frame somewhere if you want it.
Joseph Allen
The only people who enjoy Frasier are effeminate men. Why wouldn't they, its a show about them and his even more effeminate brother.
Eli Nelson
My dad's into the show, he's nowhere near effeminate, but I can see why you think that. I've never been attracted to Niles, oddly enough.
Grayson Hall
Is this autism?
Jack Cox
Weaponized.
Jaxon Wright
There was one autist that wrote something like 20 seasons worth of Frasier fanfiction
Also all the Frasier literotica that exists out there
Isaiah Sanchez
frasier is white male fantasy
Connor Reyes
Always been weird to me how upper class tastes have been coded as gay by lower class Americans.
Austin Stewart
Based and Schizopilled
Owen Cox
Piqued my interest.
Hahaha poor Kelsey.
It's a culture thing, I guess. Maybe it was to 'get back' at the higher class by attempting to insult them.
Jonathan Ross
Needs more obnoxious audience laughter
Grayson Foster
>autism
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Ayden Diaz
That's rich coming from Vice.
Aaron Evans
Maris had done it again. She'd thrown Niles out of the house. One would think that after the first half dozen or so times, it would become routine. But it wasn't. He was beginning to wonder why he even bothered to stay married. It wasn't like he didn't have another option. Or at least, he might, if he ever got up the nerve to pursue her. Niles sighed as he raised his hand to ring his brother's doorbell. But before his finger had even made contact with the button, the door was opened.
"Dr. Crane!" Daphne exclaimed, clearly surprised to see him there. She was wearing one of her best dresses. It nearly made Niles forget why he'd come.
"Daphne, you look -" Niles broke off, unable to find a word to finish the sentence. There simply was no word in the English language that could describe her accurately.
"Thanks," Daphne said, with a slightly embarrassed smile. "I was just on me way out to meet some of me girlfriends. I reckon since your brother's off visiting his son, and your father's off on his fishing trip, I was entitled to enjoy me freedom."
"Oh. Then don't let me keep you." Niles stepped aside to allow Daphne to leave. She started to step forward, but the look on his face made her stop.
"Is everything all right, Dr. Crane? It's not Mrs. Crane again, is it?"
Michael Peterson
Niles nodded. "She threw me out again. I forgot Frasier left this morning." That last part was a bit of a lie. He knew his brother had flown out to visit Frederick, as well as a few old friends in Boston. But Niles didn't have many real friends of his own, so this was the only place he could think of to go.
Daphne had been looking forward to this night out for days. It would be a welcome relief from all she did to take care of both Dr. Crane and his father. She loved them both dearly, but they both could drive her crazy now and then. Even so, the sight of Dr. Crane's brother looking so helpless made her change her mind. She just couldn't leave him in this condition. "Why don't you come in? I can cancel me plans."
"No, Daphne, don't go to all that trouble," Niles said immediately. "I'm sure I can find another friend who has a couch I can sleep on. Perhaps I'll go to Roz's. At least she's used to having men sleep over." Niles smiled weakly at his own joke.
"It's all right, Dr. Crane. If you need me to stay, I will."
Niles' head was spinning slightly. The idea of spending the night alone with Daphne was intoxicating. Even if they never actually did anything, that would be enough. After all, he thought, I am still married to Maris. At least until her lawyers inform me otherwise. He decided he couldn't take the risk. If he gave into temptation tonight, he would never forgive himself. No matter how good it felt. "I can't let you give up your night out just to listen to me whine. I know how much you've been looking forward to this."
"I'm not going to take no for an answer," Daphne said, as she moved back into the apartment and began dialing the phone.
Eli Turner
Ryder Ortiz
>"I came into this earth a sinner, but by the grace of Lord his holiest I was made clean. Jesus Christ sacrificed himself to the Jews for my sins, and the sins of all others. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't ashamed my grandson and my daughter in law were of the tribe of levites who savaged my saviour. Sometimes I blame myself for raising a son who would lie with a whore of Babylon, other times I think only one of my sons turned against the father - Niles married two good Christians, so maybe I was a good father, with one bad son. Perhaps the story of Cain and Abel is appropriate in this time, and I should have had Niles kill Frasier. Perhaps this is all for naught, I will be dead soon and my heir will worship the death bringers of who I go to in the next life. I will never see him again, and if my God is a just God, he will spend eternity in hell. For this I pray. Amen."
Jonathan Ross
poor guy
Gavin Sanders
BASED FRASIER CANNIBAL PLOTLINE PASTA