"WHO'S GONNA DODGE THAAAAT? NOBODY!"
"WHO'S GONNA DODGE THAAAAT? NOBODY!"
Isaac Clark
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Robert Cooper
NOT THE FIRST TIME!
Ayden Clark
>blocks your path
Kevin Rodriguez
What happened. Where’s the fucking game
Josiah Howard
>this week's game was too problematic, so we just looked at highlights from Youtube.
Luke Jenkins
His wife could block several paths
Xavier Hall
Time?
When I kill something it says Time?
Elijah Bell
Did these guys just move in and are forcing James to have them on the show or what? Despite their disgusting state i gather they are younger than him so how could James know them long enough to make them part of the team like Mike?
Dylan Powell
fucking kek
Jaxson Ward
They're the hired help that do the work that James thinks he's too good to do now that he's a Big Boy Director. They get paid in camera time and """exposure"""
Ayden Rodriguez
James hired them to write his videos
Justin Harris
They're part of Screenwave, Rolfe's parent youtube network. Cinemassacre's a brand now and they're taking control of most of the shit you see today with James' waning interest.
Wyatt Lopez
so
they do it for free?
Jacob Lopez
Pizza?
Leo Ramirez
Does anyone actually like the screenwave guys?
Nicholas Barnes
You're a SHARK. And you gotta shake PALM TREES 'til TRAINS fall down, and you put the TRAINS... in and APPLE, and then TURKEYS COME... and... EAT THE APPLES, and then the turkeys go up WATERFALLS, and to get them down... you haveta... collect MONKEY BUTTS. So you drop the monkey butts on POWER LINES, and then... BVSHHHH
Jaxon Cook
HOW COULD THEY FUCK UP ZELDA THIS BAD? It's not a Zelda game, I wouldn't call it that. OH BUT IT IS, it has Zelda and it has Link, y'know that's a pointless argument right there. It's like if your DAD says I FUCKED your MOM. It's like I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.
Sebastian Perez
No. They're cringeworthy, fat fucks that leech off of James' success in the most blatant ways possible. And their further involvement behind the scenes has led to an extremely noticeable decline in quality.
Jayden Anderson
Fattie #1 is good, Fattie #2 has potential, but Fattie #3 is just awful. Reformatting to three people isn't enough it needs to be one-on-one
Jacob Sanchez
I'm not even kidding, but if I were to give out an award - a big SHIT-DRIPPING TROPHY - for the worst controls ever in a video game, I think it would go to this! I mean LOOK at it! I've never seen anything this unresponsive, I'm hitting every button combination POSSIBLE. You know, all that needs to be said about Winter Games is that: you push buttons. That's all it is. "How was Winter Games? You ever play Winter Games?" "Yeah, you push buttons." That's it. GO LIKE THIS. You're playing Winter Games. You ever watch a movie, where someone's PRETENDING to play a video game but you can tell they're just acting, they're just going like THIS? They're playing Winter Games. YEAH. WHO PROGRAMMED THIS THING? Maybe it was Fred Fuchs.
Adrian Reed
ASS
Jaxon Campbell
It's just SO... RANDOM... Y'know, how many times have I used the word "random" and "appear"? But that's EXACTLY WHAT'S HAPPENING. Stuff appears... or doesn't appear... or RANDOMLY does something else. I feel like a guinea pig in an experiment where they're testing the effects of negative reinforcement! "Let's see what happens if we take the key away..." >:0 It's twenty years late, but WHOEVER YOU ARE... And if you wanna know WHAT THE EFFECT IS... I'LL TELL YOU THE EFFECT: IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OOOOFF.
Jacob Perry
TIME TO PLAY ANOTHER FUCKING GAME!
Ian Green
Cat tit bingo.
Christian Fisher
all that fat is contagious. I fear for James's health
Jeremiah Wright
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to?
Samuel Price
GHST BHUSTRS
Ryder Butler
BEE SEVENTEEN BAWMBER
Gabriel Lee
How the fuck does this happen?
Didn't he say it was always his dream to make a movie, or be a filmmaker?
Absolutely everything about this film is offensively bad. It doesn't even have the feel of someone giving it their all despite their lack of skill, it's like no one who worked on it had ever seen a low-budget movie before, but they all thought they were too good to be working on this one.
Aiden Jones
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Austin Robinson
"WHO'S GONNA FUCK THAAAAT? NOBODY!"
Zachary Jackson
they're great, especially Tony
Jeremiah Morris
ASSS!
Justin Garcia
Michael Peterson
FIVE FAT GUYS.
Zachary Peterson
guys please tell me
what the fuck happened and what does his wife have to do with anything
Jayden Stewart
Brandon Johnson
Don't the guy in the top hat and the guy in blue host a show with James now? And the Power Rangers guy owns the whole operation now?
Matthew Kelly
What are most of them grossly overweight and wearing glasses? America is fucked up.
Elijah Young
Nolan Turner
James looks based here
Isaac Butler
>Has Wrestling and Star Wars posters on their wall in their 30's
Fuck, I detest these types of manchildren.
Charles Wright
>on their wall in their 30's
there is a tour for their studio and that's a set.
Alexander Diaz
they all look so soulless and depressing, as if the total of them have the combined social skill of one functioning adult.
can you imagine having to hang around with them? fuuuuck
Ryder Powell
Imagine being the only skinny guy (Mike) in a room full of landwhales. Must be awkward.
Benjamin Smith
guitar guy is pretty fucking cool and not a douche, also bootsie was great, shame they dont get more screentime
Parker Clark
both of them were fired from screenwave media
Ayden Diaz
They were both fired by James
Jaxon Green
proofs for guitar man?
Hunter Gomez
what a shiload of fuck, they were the best people featured. Now AVGN is shit, even the Gilbert Gottfried cameo was horse shit, unbelievable
Caleb Rogers
no proof but he works on houses now
Nathaniel Reyes
jfcwam
Ethan Moore
at least he isn't proping up this abortion of a channel now that it went to total shit
Dominic Wood
he has his own channel
Daniel Clark
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
Ayden Perry
I love AVGN
The Gilbert Gottfried episode is funny.
Jack Miller
I still haven't seen the movie I will probably stream it tonight for 99 cents on YouTube.
Jonathan Sullivan
Tony was funny when him and mike matei played area 51
Michael Adams
Jayden Torres
Leo Gomez
based
Jeremiah Perry
Owen Myers
God I want to nail that girl in the top right corner so much.
Caleb Jackson
everyone says that all the time, that's ryan sister
Jaxon Jackson
Slob Zombie seems like chill guy. Tony is cool and can be funny but kind of obnoxious. I don't hate Justin but he's so unpleasing to look at. Its good they pretty much only appear in the Rental Reviews, that's fine, but if they started to appear in order Cinemassacre stuff as opposed to just being bts then yeah itd be fatty overload.
Joseph Torres
Help me, GOD! The stiffy is unbearable.
Aiden Peterson
>where did their hair go?
Landon Lee
JUST
Hudson Jackson
IT'S SO BAD IT SUCKS
IT'S SO FUCKIN SUCK IT FUCKS
Brandon Murphy
Isaiah Gutierrez
What was he thinking about?
William Rodriguez
Caleb Watson
Mike matei's twitch streams have been really good the past month.
I'd recommend following or subbing to mike on twitch and also following him on Twitter.
Amazon prime members can subscribe to Mike Matei Live for free on twitch.
Landon Bailey
Daniel Edwards
Thanks for the heads up Mike
Eli Murphy
Mike will probably be live streaming on twitch today he usually films mike and Tony Tuesdays on Sunday.
Noah Brooks
Benjamin Nelson
Erin's power pad video is great to watch
For the pervs you will like her thighs.
For NES fans you actually get to see some NES games.
Charles Morales
Pretty cute desu. Pointless video, though. No useful information or analysis.
Daniel Cox
Mineycrafta
Jayden Rivera
Matthew Hall
I'd fuck and suck her
Connor Ramirez
Did you watch the whole video?
she pretty much shows every game released for the power pad.
I am hoping she does a video for the N64
DDR Disney game soon.
Brody Baker
prove they aren't the same person
Jacob Richardson
I asked Mike if he ever ate Erin's ass on her ERIN PLAYS twitch stream.
He didn't answer and they got into a huge fight the next day.
Kayden Cox
she should sell that power pad haha
John Morgan
listen gamer bro she is NOT there for you to oogle at she is a REAL gamer with REAL talent you just can't HANDLE it
Josiah Nelson
Hunter Walker
>become a multimillionaire
>get a cute gf
>take her to McDonald's
Is Mike retarded?
Lucas Barnes
Now that's scary look at that, look at maniacal laugh!
Justin Reyes
I've watched her streams she is really into gaming especially the retro stuff.
Jaxson Peterson
she loves mcdonald's
Isaac Price
I hope he still makes music though, I like that he does hands-on fulfilling work like this though. Too many kids think making YouTube vids is fulfilling but until they've done real work they don't know the meaning of the word.
Hunter Gonzalez
Allways take your women to McDonald's,burger,Wendy's,taco Bell and Pizza hut never expensive restaurants.
Isaiah Thomas
Douge is an egotist.
Silverman calls Subway a "diet"
Mike is creator of Loco Bandito "
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
Ethan Lee
Sebastian Russell
I don't think mike is a millionaire
Also his shinobi 3 streams on twitch were fun to watch very comfy hopefully he does shadow dancer and shinobi 1 in the future.
David Nelson
Cameron King
Justin Wood
oh look it's mike as a nigger from loco bandito in racist pig
Jason Myers
Justin Silverman is now selling his own brand of GAMER BOY bath water for 30 dollars a bottle.
Lincoln Sullivan
he listed it on imdb
Cameron Gray
Mike needs to pay reparations for doing blackface next to a baseball player.
Sebastian Reed
>Said he wasn't gonna see ghostbusters (2016) but saw it anyway
When did he do this?
Ian Sanders
He made an apology video immediately after he started getting flak
William Carter
Stop being such a fucking mark
Hudson Watson
He never saw it.
There's no proof James has seen Ghostbusters 2016.
Watching movies with Leslie Jones causes erectile dysfunction.
Ian Green
Based
Cameron Phillips
Post link he still has not watched or reviewed Ghostbusters 2016.
Jeremiah Cruz
Owen Sanders
I put them on YT for background noise. He's streams are pretty long usually so it's a good thing to leave on and forget about while I work or whatever. At least once or more a stream he'll get super frustrated and curse and it usually startles me. Comfy overall though.
Hunter Price
That's how mike used to dress when he went to ZONA NORTE in tiajuana Mexico to stretch out the sex workers with his huge dong.
Nathaniel Howard
imagine the smell
Landon Parker
Chase Lopez
Why can't James just talking shit about movies he likes? Those are always his best work and it is apparent he enjoys it a lot more than his other stuff.
Jace Allen
Levi Thomas
Hunter Kelly
RAMBO COMMANDO
RAMBO COMMANDO
RAMBO COMMANDO
Nolan Collins
Cooper Clark
>dipped out after 2 rental episodes
what the fuck was his problem?
Brayden Gonzalez
he shows up only for movies he likes
he doesn't like to talk about movies that are bad
Wyatt Hall
Realistically what could be done to improve Rental Reviews? Take into account the show has no budget and James can't watch more than one movie a week. What would you tell the "fatties" to do if you could?
Bentley Young
Yeah, we had the same thread on Yea Forums yesterday.
Liam Gutierrez
>They're the hired help that do the work that James thinks he's too good to do now that he's a Big Boy Director
Or maybe the dude has other responsabilities and it's just practical to hire people to do the most boring stuff. Stop projecting your insecurities on people, incel.
Benjamin Ortiz
Anthony White
only tony and james are allowed in the rental store. mike if he wants to be there. that's it
Aiden Howard
I'd fuck both of those cows. Fuck I'm desperate.
Alexander Myers
what about april?
Hunter Myers
>”Alright, that’s the last guy. It’s over”
>”that’s just the first boss”
>”IT’S THE LAST GUY”
>”it’s not”
>”I know, but let’s just that it is”
Oliver Green
LOOK HOW MUCH ROOM
LOOK HOW MUCH ROOM
HOW CAN I BE STUCK WHEN THERE'S SOOO MUCH ROOOOOOOM
Ryan Rodriguez
OH MAN WHAT’S HE DOING NOW, EXERCISES?
Justin Martin
Jordan Evans
She looks pretty good here.
Brody Nguyen
I always thought he should have done a bigger Addams Family episode where he plays a bunch of the games.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
It's not profitable if it doesn't have the typical youtube format or iis an AVGN episode, and Screenwave owns his ass
Cameron Bell
>that Dracula comparison video
Angel Allen
I really want him to do more of those kinds of videos.
Also all those rabbit hole videos that started with the Dracula cardboard one are great too
Eli Roberts
got a slight cold so spending the day watching monster madness who else comfy
Luke Jenkins
nerd movie is basically a 1 hour blacked.com video
Dylan Fisher
What's your favorite episode?
Monkey Shines never fails to make me laugh
youtube.com
Hudson Nguyen
I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT?
Blake Ortiz
His ramero zombie reviews youtu.be
Connor Martinez
IM DRINKING ROLLING ROCK
Elijah Robinson
ON THE ROLL N' ROCKER
Julian Gray
there's a monster and you gotta fight him--
THERE'S THE MONSTER, FIGHT HIM
Jackson Garcia
He was on 3 episodes. One as Spider-Man, two as himself. He played "doublevision" on the colecovision episode, did the christmas song, and that's about the end of his involvement.
James King
Most kino moment
Nathaniel Bell
What’s Dracula’s deal? He’s got a big head and his face is like DUUUh
Ian Gonzalez
Mike doesn't have the personality nor stage presence to be a twitch streamer. Go watch someone like Aris and how animated and involved he is with not just the game but the chat, and go watch Mike who is awkward with responding to questions, stops the game to read the chat, and otherwise is mostly quiet except when he's swearing violently at the game. He's just all around unpleasant to watch.
Xavier Ramirez
i hate his website. there's no playlist feature, the organization sucks, no auto play