1999 was 20 years ago
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Every thread, you people add 10 years to how long ago 1999 was. It wasn't that long ago
>born in 1999 but I'm still 19
I know I was born in 99
>statement about time
fuck....................... i'm old
edit: thanks for the gold king stranger!
That's true
But bruh it was literally 40 years ago now.
Really hard to deal with it being 50 years ago.
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>finished high school 2011
>been a neet since
>feels like 3 years max
>2019 is to 1994 as 1994 is to 1969
9/11 is closer to 1984 than 2019
>graduated in 2000
>girls born after the release of shrek can do porn
my only joy nowadays is going to mcdonalds near my house, unironically
this and drinking
Same but I graduated in 2012, and I'm only a neet on my days off because I'm a wageslave.
>question of age comes up
>hmm, 22?
>born in 91
Imagine being a zoomer and growing up in the era of capeshit.
my first kiss was 20 years ago
my last kiss was 20 years ago
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I miss the 90s
>1999
>spend day in wood carving merit badge clinic
>come home
>mom has cookies baked and ready
>watch Recess and the Matrix on tv
>finish the night with zelda
Feels sad man.
>1999
>Senior in HS
>American Pie came out and they got laid
>tried to have sex with my gf but she said no
>beat her ass because I was drunk and leave
>get 2 year prison sentence for it
the fuck?
>late at night
>taking out my trash
>neighbor pulls up
>he's been living there as long as i can remember, I only recognize the car being the same.
>hey hows it going? did you just move in?
>n-no I've lived here for 10 y-years
>neet manchild
>still feel like a kid
>only a few years away from the age that professional athletes retire
You lads are gonna be ok I believe in you.
>graduate college 2011
>have bullshit degree in something worthless
>spend next 3 years fucking around trying to get something going
>nothing works out
>go back and get my MBA in 2014 and start lifting
>graduate 2016
>Just accepted a job making 6 figs and girls who blew me off are beating down my door
It will all be ok one day my boys. Keep the faith.
>girls who blew me off are beating down my door
like who?
i can't even go to a supermarket without being half drunk. i don't think it's going to be ok
What do you mean like who?
Women who rejected me/wanted nothing to do with me.
things zoomers don’t understand
we’re farther away from my girl than the time period that movie was referencing (1972 i believe)
based and 187pilled
>I'm only a neet on my days off because I'm a wageslave.
Nice bait
>Women who rejected me/wanted nothing to do with me.
Girls in high school? College? Old crushes? In what way are they beating down your door?
Holy shit how fucking useless are the mods?! Are you guys literally retarded?!
Girls I tried to initiate relationships with in college and after.
I was a total shut in in HS. Beat down my door meaning they call me or message me saying we should hang out and catch up and when I go they offer to pay for meals and say we should hang out more and shit.
They want the dick.
go back to redd*t you on topic nigger
KEEP THE MILLENNIAL SPIRIT ALIVE IN YOUR HEART.
WATCH ME SUMMON THEM TO THIS THREAD
Boomer
i was also born in ‘99; i turn 20 this friday
I would kill to be 20 again. no matter how depressed you think you are 20 is sunshine and rainbows compared to the abyss that is 25+. i'm sure it gets even worse as well
based oldfag
You don't miss the 1990s.
You miss being a child.
1990 IS ABOUT TO BE 30 FUCKING YEARS AGO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WE ARE FARTHER FROM THE 90s THAN EVER BEFORE
>It's actually true
>still a kissless virgin
>about to turn 29
>last year before wizardry
at least i hold a hand once and hugged some girls, haha....;_;
brother
we'll go into the light together
i feel bad for them
When was the last year where you felt in control? For me, it's around 2010.
Literally godtier boomer
I've never felt in control.
1995
>six year old describes an old car... it’s all boxy like it’s from the 90s or something
>kid, what do you know about the 90s?
>idk, user always talks about it
>2020 is 3 months away
>1998
this might be my last year. i see no future ahead
1998. I was 5
people that were born after 9/11 are soon going to be over 18 years old.
I turned 22 last month. I'm starting to see the monotony of life and the only thing keeping me going is seeing advancements in tech. See if I can live to see full dive VR, maybe.
people that didn't experience pre 9/11 life are inherently soulless
you won't believe how much your post hurts me
i was downloading gameboy roms in 98
Do girls actually contact guys like this? I’ve never had a girls phone number and I don’t have social media.
Also, it sounds like they want your money more than your dick.
Anyone else not feel grown up despite being 30+?
Maybe it has something to do with you posting cartoon girls on the internet
yeah
they'll literally hunt you down and break open your door, user
i don't know what i want to do with my life. i got a useless liberal arts degree from a second-rate UC and i just want a nice well paying job from home so i don't have to interact with anyone and so i can move out of my mom's house fuck me i hate my fucking aggggghhhh
Pretty sure it's because my lack of life experience and being unemployed
>9/11 interrupted my class
>my COLLEGE class
I do, i fucking hate it
my 20s felt like nothing and when I look back it feels longer
like sprinting up a ladder and looking down
I am painfully aware how I don't look 21 when i see 20 yearolds and I'm not deluded like everyone else where they think they still look 20
oh wow someone asked for your ID once good going bro
i'm almost 26 but feel like a literal 12 year old. beginning to wonder if it's unironic autism. it's like everyone else just gradually grew up and hit certain milestones where as I just hit pause
20 years later, what have you done with yourself?
literally me
Fuck you Crono why did you have to change the future??? ;_;
>girls born after the release of shrek can do shrek porn
unironically true
Everyone thinks they “look young” (especially the delusional retards on /fit/ who obsess over it) for these reasons:
1. They lose social contact with teens/college students and their perception of what these people look like comes from TV/films (where high schoolers are played by people in their late 20s)
2. As you get older, it becomes harder to tell age small age ranges apart, a 12 year old can easily tell the difference between a 15 and 17 year old, a 65 year old cannot tell a 25 and 30 year old apart, so you end up being told “you look so young” by people older than you because they literally can’t tell these ages apart anymore
3. A lot of people are literally obese in the US, obese people tend to be ageless, nobody even guesses their age because they cannot fucking tell. They’re just ageless blogs of fat.
The bottom line is, if you’re 28 you probably look 28 and you don’t “look young”, you only need to hang out with a 19 year old to see how much younger they’ll actually look.
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I was 6 in 1999. Hardly remember it. Some really vague memories of pop culture. I can't call myself a 90s kid in good conscience.
Never had a group of friends like this to do comfy 90s stuff with. Was it really that wonderful my 90s teen bros?
>clearing out my bedroom last night
>so nostalgic I've basically never thrown anything away
>find my old memory box
>receipts, movie stubs and letters I deemed worthy of keeping from important parts of my life are so old they've faded to nothing and I can't read them
>found the framed picture with drawings and photos my first serious gf made for me where she took photos of herself in a photobooth holding up signs saying 'will you' 'be my' and 'boyfriend'
>go to throw it away
>can't do it so I go to take it apart to just keep the photos
>when I take the back of the frame off there's a hidden note inside that I've never seen
>"I'm on the bus now coming to see you, I'm really nervous but I really like you" dated 11th November 2004
>she's married with kids now while I spend every day on my own living in the ruins of the past
I was born in 1991 but don't really remember the 90s very much. But a lot of the 90s is associated with the magic of childhood. I still see Gameboys as the coolest fucking thing. And I remember WWF on TV as really fun etc.
2003 pre-centralised internet was a magical place.
When I look back at myself in my early 20s, doing a degree I was bored with and fucking around after it need, that was the true waste. I'm 28 now so I'm just too damn past it and old
>married for 11 years to HS sweetheart
>been divorced for 8
Good news: You'll live again but it will be a new life and thankfully you will not remember your past life
Bad news: It's random so your next roll could be shitty, you could be born a poo n loo in Bombay India or an Africa in a shithole village, Good luck!
I also graduated high school in 1999 and remember seeing this in the theaters and having half my class in the theater that night
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>It will all be ok one day my boys. Keep the faith.
I try everyday but it's too hard. because of this post, i will go outside for 4 hours now and play ball till my knees bust or i dehydrate from this damn heat today. shit, i would believe this stuff if i ever got back into the web 2.0 / social stuff, which i have shut myself off for a good 9 years now.
in this day and age you're forgotten if you're not digital. like you're not human anymore. what a paradox
>imagine being born black in africa
yuck, i'd rather be a whiny black american so i can blame the past and other people for my personal problems
>tfw you realize the people being drafted into the NHL are a decade younger than you
>in this day and age you're forgotten if you're not digital. like you're not human anymore.
Legit. Even the ransoms you sometimes said high to from school or uni will be recognized as "oh it's that guy/girl I was talking to at the cafe" f they're seen on insta. Without social media as a younger person, if you are remember, it will be immediately apparent that you are a loser who is/went nowhere just based on your lack of social media presence.
Based and reincartionpilled
Is it true that all young people have Instagram accounts, even non cool kids?
Goddamn I've been in this hellhole for too long.
Cheers.
no, a lot of the people i graduated with have pretty much no social media presence, and were against stuff like that other than for talking to each other
>t. 19 year old
>tfw have no strong memories since 2008
Kill me
Yes we get it
You're white.
You're male.
You're a virgin
You're "depressed" and think all the media sucks now and can't consume it anymore
We get it? Okay? Now kill yourself.
make me
I was going to write my own take on the contents of this thread now im just going to call you a nigger. Nigger.