*takes over a month to finish a GOT shitpost video*

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>I'm above it, unlike you sheeple my mind cannot even come down to your level. Pathetic.. Heh..

>takes over a month to gain 50 pounds

She is gonna have to speed it up if she wants to make it into the Brosnan harem

she is though so can you blame them?

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WE’RE

kek

I like her

youtu.be/-m5I_5Vnh6A

NOT

shes a fat drunken slut...

How many wine bottles does she go through in a night you reckon

Who'd a thought she'd one day put out content faster than Jenny "everyone wants to rape me" Nicholson? Because I sure didn't...

the large majority of her videos are indeed wikipedia tier, but her Hobbit videos are unironically as good of a takedown as Plinkett's Star Wars prequel videos
Doug Walker gets a shitton of industry people to do videos with him and Roger Ebert actually liked him
Lindsay Ellis got interviews with Hobbit dwarves and John Green
I don't think you can call them "regular people."

I see she's been stress eating

>her Hobbit videos are unironically as good of a takedown as Plinkett's Star Wars prequel videos
So superficial nitpicks?

>obsession
People like to watch shit. People like entertainment. Celebs are literally like videogames, tv or books, just a different form.
>obsession
If expecting a new episode/sequel to a book is an obsession for you, I've got bad news.

Her hobbit videos were good, maybe a little too harsh though. The political aspects she talks about are probably the only appropriate political perspective she does because everything else is DSA tier shitflinging

No.

This but unironically

She's not an e-celeb. Her videos are about the subject, not her. Brittany Venti is an e-celeb.

I mean her white knights on patreon literally pay her over $8,000 each video she makes. That's quadruple the average wageslaves salary.

reminds me of someone else Yea Forums really likes

Imagine being obsessed with people who obsess about lolcows. I mean we literally are nobodies, how pathetic can you get user?

just watch the video and decide on your own

She still does better than 90% of the other hot takes out there.

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I don't follow ecelebs. I enjoy watching videos with interesting concepts. Ellis makes videos like that.

No I want to know want Yea Forums thinks so I can think that too.

>reminds me of someone else Yea Forums really likes
Bam Margera?

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Post evidence.

>Empowerment means pigging out because your beautiful no matter what they say
Fuck

>He bought a pass
Get a life.

She getting Thicc shame about the abortions and mental illnesses

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>Yea Forums pass owner
>shit taste
>e-celeb & waifufag
no surprise there

lmao this projection

>friend dies his life falls apart
>friend dies she calls him a rapist that she didn't do anything about

I'm not giving that fat whore any views.

So you're just going to continue to make assumptions and talk out of your ass?

Why does this leftist bitch defend marxism in her videos?

Why is she so brainwashed?
Imagine believing in flat-earther tier garbage.

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Her tits are better

burden of proof is on you bro

its social media paired with a content incetive.
we could enforce strict rules to counteract this but once evry few months there is an e celeb video worth watching so..

are you a woman or a cuck?

>The political aspects she talks about are probably the only appropriate political perspective she does because everything else is DSA tier shitflinging
She's a brainwashed leftist.

Because it's an affectation, none of them seriously believe it. Bitch isn't using those patreonbux for CPUSA or whatever

who is another fat drunken youtuber who makes videos longer than the actual subject matter picking apart the minutea of garbage pop culture franchises?

More please.

>here's the evidence. Consider it and make a judgement
>No, no! I am closing my eyes.

why do I still want to fuck this chick so bad she's like 40 now and has a haunted vagina

>who is another fat drunken youtuber who makes videos longer than the actual subject matter picking apart the minutea of garbage pop culture franchises?
Mike Stoklasa? Bob Chipman? "Fat drunken youtube reviewer" doesn't really narrow it down

I'm 34 and have a bmi of 33

What evidence? "watch it, lol" is not evidence.

She's fat, maybe I wasn't clear enough

The video is literally the only means by which you can discern the quality of the video

It is LITERALLY the most direct evidence possible. It's the actual video in question you are asking about. What you are wanting now is literally asking other people to think for you.

Is this possibly the most definitive Yea Forums shitpost ever?

Lay out every interest you've ever had in your life. Otherwise, you're a pussy and a coward.

She should play Janeane Garofalo in a biopic.

And I told you I'm not giving that fat whore any views without good reason. Now summarize her arguments.

CUTE

You’re gonna have to be a lot more specific

/r/braincels is leaking.

oh the inescapable irony

We reject your position and vote you out of the discussion.

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Who, Doug?

>no argument
I bet you think workers taking over the means of production will actually magically benefit them whatsoever.
lol

Doug Walker

I can feel the cirrhosis from here

but would bang raw at one point

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I wish that throne was my face.

why is this making me so fucking hard

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I don't get the appeal. She just makes spurious arguments where she cherrypicks and misconstrues facts to support her point while ignoring everything that says she's wrong. It's like reading an undergrad literary essay, or a shitty hot take on twitter (but longer). I guess that's what people want, but I'm not really sure why.
I mean, I used to shrug it off with "well, she's mildly attractive, but not so attractive that she'd be 'unattainable' in the eyes of a lot of losers, sort of like Velma from Scooby-Doo (except neither Lindsay nor Velma would ever fuck you dorks)" but even that isn't true any more as she's aged hard thanks to all the liquor and wine she imbibes. See or , and then wish you hadn't.
So I guess the only thing she really has going is liberal politics. Oddly, there don't seem to be a ton of big name liberal Youtubers, so I guess she's a big fish in a small pond.

>She just makes spurious arguments where she cherrypicks and misconstrues facts to support her point while ignoring everything that says she's wrong
She doesn't do that.

For me it's Mauler.
youtube.com/watch?v=GI7zy1PTMp0
youtube.com/watch?v=5B8Ycfy-Ldc

>Jenny "everyone wants to rape me" Nicholson?
Did she say this?

Nice blog post. pal. I don't know what you're on about but the pic I posted she look like trashy which is very arousing to me. It's not rocket science, I don't even watch her crap.

No, that's just how she is.

any more like this? hnnnnnnghhh

She writes articles for various pop culture sites as well as makes videos or narrates other videos about books and movies and such. So she keeps busy, I suppose.

>Helloo i'm the nostalgia chick. I'll suck it so you don't have to

The Michael bay Marxism comparison videos are fun because the farce of it all
And her character through the ages videos are actually good

Otherwise she's just slightly above your typical video essayists on YouTube. That's not a high bar btw

she's insane. also look at the number of likes.

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I tried to watch her Hobbit video and it started okay but then she blamed Toxic Masculinity for it being bad (or blamed it for something, can't really remember, but will never forget the side tangent)

fucking leftists

I really wanna fuck her, but no in the nice way.
I want to make her scream for cum

kek

Watch the vid or stfu you fucking nigger.

I avoided her for ages because of old Doug Walker associations and abortion shitposting but YouTube kept recommending her hobbit videos and one day I clicked. Fucking hell I couldn't believe she was actually one of the better film based YouTube channels.

Also, I really want to fuck her fat arse, hard.

>the farce of it all
That could work once, but when that's all you do, it stops being a farce and you become the farce.
As for her being "about the bar," no. She's the same as all the other morons who put out the same thoughtless "smart" video essays about inane shit, except at least they have the sense to try to be funny about it. She's absolutely below the bar, and if she hadn't been the Nostalgia Chick, we wouldn't be having this discussion about her at all.

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So what I gather from this thread is that the only people who like her are leftists and chubby chasers.

I'm actually a little mad about this. I generally don't care when she uploads and just watch her occasionally, but I'm legit anticipating part 2 of her last vid. How does it take over a month for a stupid video essay? What a lazy alcoholic, I can't believe people give her money on Patreon. (she just hid how much money she made btw, pretty hypocritical for a marxist)

>the large majority of her videos are indeed wikipedia tier, but her Hobbit videos are unironically as good of a takedown as Plinkett's Star Wars prequel videos

that's because she ripped them off from another Youtube channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=TijkFnT8D-U

>she

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does todd still live in her house

>"capitalism is bad, so give me money to not make videos, my paypiggies, i've never worked a day in my life but like i'm totally a champion of the working man (also fuck the working man those dumb idiots vote for trump they're so stupid they pump gas and stack boxes for a living fuck them)"

For a tranny, that's not bad.

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Nah. She got married to a man and moved out.

Honestly, after seeing all the people on Reddit screaming for Jamie to kill Cersei in Episode 5 (something I would've disagreed with), I kind of agree with her. Jon definitely didn't get enough conflict and just kinda played "the hero". Still I don't think media should be policed by which gender dies on screen more (which is men). To not display domestic abuse against women in media would kind of be parallel to saying it doesn't exist considering popular media is a reflection of our reality.
She makes a good point in the context of GoT, but a bad, kind of hysterical, point in overall.

thank you for existing milady, please allow me to pay you.

Holy fuck I thought that was onision

spoony?

F-fat ass where?

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The video proved she lurks here. It took a month to gather material.

Yeah, commos are a fucking joke. I've never met one who has been consistent to actual leftie values. The reality is workers are too comfortable or demoralized to resist and lazy people love complaining.
I was originally excited when Patreon came along. Finally a socialist style pay platform that will even the playing field in screen media production. But Patreon ruined themselves by censoring "bigoted" creators and allowing creators to omit their earnings. Kind of kills the point a bit. Better than nothing I suppose.
Now I don't know if I hate money or people more.

Too busy rubbing it on erotic fanfic.

I will never be able to take him seriously again after he attended lindsay's wedding with her dog as his plus one. He also stayed with her when she broke up with him in the same apartment, which means he was hearing her fucking other guys all the time. Pathetic.

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It's a free market, zoomer. Nobodys stopping you from making a competitor to Patreon

Spoony doesn't make videos.

That's so sad...

give him a couple of weeks man, don't be too pushy

If she were 100lbs lighter shed be 10x hotter, someone should kidnap her, starve her, and sell her for a profit.

Lindsay's twitter account is no different from what you post on Yea Forums.

Except for Paypal and Mastercard lol

She's right about all of that.
The larger point she's making is that fans use the situation of characters being forced into difficult choices as something that can't be helped when of course it was a creative decision to make that scenario in the first place.

She also, rightfully, points out that men write the scenarios because they get off on them.

You dont have to use PayPal or Mastercard, you entitled shitlib zoomer. Free market rules, seethe more

*GRRM writes this shit because he's a creep.

He writes them because he knows -other- people get off on them and that brings him many shekels.

GRRM does like him some incest tho

keep defending her

keep defending her. maybe she will fuck you incels. lmao

Mauler is genius but he takes too long sometimes, his livestreams are meh most of time. I'm surprised he isn't shilled more on Yea Forums Guess I'll hafta get a crew working on that!

and rape and child sex

>"She'll see this and know I'm different."

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aw she's married? gay

>I can't discuss Yea Forums on Yea Forums because I'm a cumbrain who posts waifu threads all day.

>he posts photos of ugly women to an all male image board

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>cumbrain
yes, that's who you are. go ahead, post more pics of her. she will never fuck you anyway.
look at this whole threads. those thirsty incels think she's a goddess

lol this is a thinly veiled waifu thread

Wait, I'm the only one who actually watches her essays for the topics discussed?
And I thought I was a pervert.

>She's right about all of that.
She's not. The so-called trope of a story justifying a man murdering his lover isn't all that common, not does it contend with the fact that the violence perpetrated against men in the media requires absolutely no narrative justification whatsoever. 80% of murder victims are men, yet we treat male disposability in violent media as something completely normal.

Omg she got faaaaaaaattt

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No, I watch them for the essays too.
She's cute, but not cute enough to get me to start with the waifu business. Certainly not cute enough to actually fap to.

You misspelled 'hot'

>The so-called trope of a story justifying a man murdering his lover isn't all that common
I could link to a page on tv tropes with 50 examples but it wouldn't change your mind and you'd just green text something smug about tvtropes with maybe a soi meme attached.

what is she? she doesnt look white

Link it

Sure you do

So if you're minding your business except drunk, you'll be arrested and your photo along with your name and other private information will be publicised? Tell me how is USA considered civil again

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she was completely shitfaced and didn't understand what she was doing

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White's a color, not a nationality.

Tropes aren't created in cultural vacuums; they're ways of articulating observable reality through narrative. There's a reason why stories written thousands of years apart in completely distinct cultures all share thematic similarities.

not bad

>I then stopped and placed hobbles around the suspect's feet to prevent her from causing damage to the vehicle or inflicting injury to herself.
>During the process she stepped on her own glasses, breaking them.
Hahahaha.

>So if you're minding your business except drunk, you'll be arrested and your photo along with your name and other private information will be publicised?
No. The "drunk in public" laws are there to get people who are so drunk they're out of their minds off the street. If being arrested is embarrassing to you and you don't want your name and picture out there, the way to avoid it is to obey the law. Just don't get so shitfaced drunk in public that people are calling the police to deal with you.

She has that alcoholic bloat going on in the face

Did anyone else notice the unmistakable "fat girl breathing" throughout her first GoT video? It's really noticeable during her introduction.
youtube.com/watch?v=hys_m3BPTS8

>brainwashed leftist.
Right wingers are funny

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Where is 3:23 from?

veep

Remember the time he was so angry that he punched a poster

Yeah, she's gasping for breath after every couple words. Seems like she's really unhealthy.

Thanks

>gets married
>somehow gets even fatter
A classic

I'd like to do some cardio on her.

>fat girl breathing

What?

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Before you're spoonfed, what do you think it is?

It would be cool if Jaime killed cersei and then Dany blew up the wildfire anyway

Shes not that fat

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So you meant to ask a different question?

nypost.com/2019/08/06/dayton-shooter-connor-betts-may-have-supported-leftist-ideas-on-shadow-twitter-account/
nypost.com/2019/08/06/dayton-shooter-may-be-antifas-first-mass-killer/

George wrote all this degenerate smut shit abusing a little girl jacking off with his other hand just to end with her getting surprise murdered by a good guy. I will hurt him for this

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>free use lindsay all tarted and drugged up on a couch

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I don't know, but I bet her pussy tastes faintly of booze

What?

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i prefer fat kathy bates

That footage is wasted on angry jose.

>These are literally regular people

I don't think I would say that. They've definitely got a certain level of celebrity, but only to a very niche (but devoted) audience. Your average person has no clue who the RLM crew is, but there are those who would flip the fuck out if they ever saw them in person.

I would say on the celebrity scale, they're about on the level of an actor who doesn't really have a huge career to speak of, but was a popular character in a cult classic horror/sci-fi movie from 20-40 years ago, and makes their living signing autographs and taking pictures on the convention circuit like a glorified carnie.

there HAS to be moar slut Lindsey pics