/heem/ - the alpha ginger edition

NEWS:
Spike Carlyle fights this weekend at RIZIN 35.

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post him getting stealth heemed by billy q

Thread

the beta ginger got strangled in Bellator

he DID the strangling dumbass

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he sucks

>13-3
>4 fight win streak
>never been in a boring fight
you suck

so so cringe

>imagine making a thread and nobody replies to it
yeah, this is THE thread

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>thread wars
:(

>cut from *THE* ufc

Fuck poofc

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banana vs pineapple who wins

>>never been in a boring fight
cause when he loses he gets his ass beat

rizin is all bums

Cantaloupe heems both those cans.

I hope this is the thread, because I have a very funny post to make about this topical need story I just screenshotted.

I was gonna say something like

>Hardest pushing 145er right here
>When I shove people at weigh-ins, they don't fuckin move (into the cage to take part in our scheduled bout)

What do you think? Should we workshop our posts in here, and share them with the other thread when we think they're ready?

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seriously lmao, how desperate for attention do you have to be that you have to fight for OP

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prime jeremy would end the conor hype

H-hot

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pretty good man, maybe make it a bit less wordy

who??

Based email-spamming office drone.

kek meng is gonna print that out and hang it on his cell wall

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good striking and good submissions but he needs to work on his wrestling

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humbled

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khabib is the real gayest sex having 155er, when he enters bamhole islam don't fucking move

Jerked it like 20 times today lads

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Is staying down yet?
STAY DOWN!!! OR I'LL HEEM YOU AGAIN PENIS!

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>look at dustbin getting punched
canor still lost

Loopycel didn't even do anything wrong

JP bros any news? How is our boy doing?

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I could keep going

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skinny schaub

>h-he was winning until he got sparked out

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He was born

not great

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Ahahaha the look on his face is so good

Dusty bitch conceded that Conor is a better boxer than him when he started tapping legs and he conceded that he is indeed a Dusty bitch when he immediately shot a panic takedown. Goodnight.

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OHNONONO WHITE BOIS

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>5'0
just imagine

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bruhhh....

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Spoiler in 3.. 2.. 1..

Have you ever wanted to be a ref

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>Africans are just built different

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messican as shit

GANBARE, ARJO-DONO!

I've never seen the long version of this clip before. Schaub actually looks really good in the first few seconds, faking the takedown into a spinning back elbow. Then I guess he reverted to Schaub mode after thinking he had him hurt

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No
>WMMA "women" dont have tits confirmed

are your teeth supposed to show when you smile? or is it personal preference? or yes in certain circumstances?

>Georgian Court University

>or yes in certain circumstances?
this

You either smile and show your teeth or take a pic with a stern face like the 1800s

Tits are overrated

I too love and accept fags

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>no upper lip
Must have Dutch genes.

Shows weakness b

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Theres a FAG in our midst

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this is how i smile in all pictures. people always tell me to do a real smile but i look like a pure goofy if i try to smile with me teeth. i can't smile on command i think i got aspergers

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Fuck off back to the UK.

heeminder the cut on khamzat’s cheek was from sparring and therefore burns did zero damage

Gorillas don't feel nervousness. You think the largest primate on the planet is gonna act like an anxious little zoomer? That face is saying "back the fuck off".

gorillas with senses of morality feel nervous they are going to have to inflict retribution in response to an injustice being performed against them

can someone post burns kicking off cumrag
always makes me laugh

watching kattar vs chikadze now

For me its Jade's teammate Tierni

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Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

What ever happened to that one fighter Tony "I'm definitely just about to fight Khabib" Ferguson? Did he fall off the face of the earth or something? Is he retired?

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its really not even a smile b

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he's killing some cuck next month
should be fun

My brother in Christ, he's two wins away from a title shot, and his next fight is the easiest possible W on the roster (some Bellator can)

Heard he's killing cuckler and his street nigger next month

he's flushed and should retire but he'll get embarrassed again because he's delusional

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we need intergender open weight fights already. love from kazakhstan

why retire when youre already brain damaged? retard.

is heem ready to see tony flatlined

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He's getting retired next month.

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soivenia is gonna freak

So you don't bring shame to your family and the man living in your wall

tony is gonna literally split his face in half becaise of this
almost feel bad for hapman