What am I in for?

What am I in for?

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a fucking BORING kids' film for children

A black kid being hired to play a white kid by Jews and Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu.

generic, bland and mediocre hollywood bullshit
blonde is a real cutie, and is basically its only saving grace

He says as he browses a website made for Japanese cartoons

She is easily qt 3.14 but I heard she is absolutely awful in the movie and what the fuck is the point if she isn't playing Misty? She has a fucking Psyduck for fuck sakes!

It was dull.

A talking pikachu making Seinfeld references

Watch the Unrated Directors Cut.

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legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever watched
the two main characters (especially the blonde) were especially bad and sucked any energy RR might have made right out of the scene

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Uncharismatic mutt lead actor and quipshit Pikachu. Watch any of the anime movies instead.

>Make amazing liveaction versions of Pokemon
>Hire a mutt to lead the movie

So are you. I don't see the correlation here. Is your statement supposed to remove credibility from his opinion?

Kino, one of 2019’s biggest pleb filters aside from Godzilla KOTM

i really disliked pikachu voice, but can't say anything about the girl. she was serviceable, i guess

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Garbage. Watch actual Pokino.

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>that scene where Pikachu switches the truth serum and cyanide serum to play “syringe roulette” with the suspect

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The boy is ugly.

>that scene where she got dropped into the pit of frenzied Alcremies

Was it really worth the Sword & Shield synergy?

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this. also, the girl is cute, but it doesn't compensate

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I really enjoyed DP and I didn't care for KotM.

Well, the monster fights were cool.

A cute pikachu with a very not cute black kid. It's pretty much a balance between good and bad stuff.

I want to FUCK Ditto!

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Because it's based on the spinoff game, not the anime, you genwunner faggot

>mfw genwunners bitch that it had new pokémon and Pikachu spoke to Ash near the end

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Giant missed opportunity not having Danny DeVito voice Pikachu

Could still be tolerable if he wasn't annoying as hell on top of that.