What if Sailor Moon were adapted by Hollywood?

i would jack off til i died, that's what

you could expect anything but sexy 14 year old blonde girls

Did Sailor Moon ever do panty shots considering how short all their skirts were?

youtu.be/tzBLvtp6LQo

I watched this whole series. Week to week. It was ridiculous. And naughty.

Make it 12.

Just watch Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, or any of those JAV videos where the girls dress up like Sailor Moon characters and get raped by monsters.

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I just want cute girls in Japan saving the world.

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Wouldn't they leave it be if it's Azn or are kikes blackwashig them too?

Wrong.

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Which girls were gay, again? I forgot?

niggers, jews and bad news

most Asian actors simply cant find work in Hollywood, and the one exception being Christina Farley in the new Star Wars flop.

the late comers, after Jupiter. There was Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. One of them was practically a dude, and I'm pretty sure two of them were in lesbians with each other.

I think that would be kino. I think the time is really ripe for it right now, actually

Sailor Mars would be a black woman that loves hot sauce and instead of a shrine maiden she's an SPLC volunteer.

I know Uranus is one I just can't recall who her gf was.

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DELETE THIS

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God DAMN my weakness to thots!

Neptune

but the joke is that she dresses like a whore because its not her customs or culture

Comparing this to the Crystal version is the one time I'm okay with the "soul/soulless" meme.

I remember finding out this existed through YTMND.

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*dingdingding*
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
*ahem*
Mars>Mercury>Venus>Jupiter>everyone else

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That video is so fucking hot.
>that moment where she's playing with her pussy and the buttplug pops out
>that moment where she fucking squirts

Come on now, we already know the best sailor. why post anything else?

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Sorry but the ranking of hottest of the original five goes:

1. Sailor Mars
2. Sailor Venus
3. Sailor Mercury
4. Sailor Jupiter
5. Sailor Moon

>Sorry but the ranking of hottest is irrelevant due to Mercury being so hot

BRO i totally agree!

This is what really bothers me, why dont they hire attractive black actresses for these blackwashed roles? At least there would be something pretty to look at like even if they warent a great actress. Even when they do hire someone thats not a goblinoid like black MJ they make her look ugly with the look they give her.

>1. Sailor Mars

Patrician.

Don't mess with success. The original anime is already perfect and has served as a template for most anime that came after it. There is no possible way to improve on it. Just leave it alone.

It's almost as if they're not actually trying to get us to like black women...

Either they're trying to get us to DISlike black women, or they're just pandering to black women. Is that even a valuable demographic?

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dear lord

This is perhaps the shittiest list I've ever seen on this site.

I love how she's just walking around the convention center talking with people and taking photos with people. Meanwhile, she has no panties on and a buttplug up her ass.

>Sailor Mars
so hod

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It would be cool to have a remote control vibrator in her pussy and periodically switch it on and off

THICC

She's still japanese, substitute Ashley Graham

It looks like they just stretched her out with photoshop...

Half of them would be fat, the other half would be niggers, and not a single asian of course

Is sailor moon supposed to be Chinese? If not...
Why does she wear the buns?

Not that user but I will take both thank you very much. Also don't hate Mars. She is smokin hot and has the best legs out of all the scouts.

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Got a full video of that for research purposes, got a term paper coming up.

One asian
one african
one indian
one american
one ugly/tranny
no loli
fully clothed of course
shitty monsters design
realistic cat looking
serious tone
another women rise up we no need no man story
set in murica of course

>realistic cat looking
realistic CGI cat

Oh shit I could hear the music...

Blue sailors are always the very best
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>finally a man of taste
but I'll raise a selene to your milky
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Uncanny

I liked where the American adaptation was going with "school-shooter vibes" Light Turner and "autistic black anime nerd" L Lawliet, its a shame the movie sucked though. Would have been an interesting take had it been done correctly.

Fakking diabolical.

Add dick bulges, make them fatter and uglier and darker skinned, and it'd be perfect.

Are these fucking recent? Look at how colorful and feminine they are jesus christ compare it with thisThis is aimed at young girls. The west is fucking done, just bury it

There were a few.
As I recall, somewhere in the web, there's a site that catalogs each upskirt, and whether it's a pantyshot, or their leotards.

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The real answer is all of them, they were all pretty gay.
The answer you're looking for is Haruka Tenou and Michiru Kaioh, Sailors Uranus and Neptune respectively.
Pluto lived with them and acted as a sort of third mom to Hotaru(Saturn), but she was always pining for Tuxedo Mask, though she's from the future and knows he'll never feel the same way.

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That's Star Twinkle Precure (pretty cure), the series is the spiritual successor to Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, and it's wildly popular with girls in japan. Star Twinkle is the 2019 season. The director is a gigantic sailor moon fan and wanted to make it as close to the first season while updating it. It's very successful.

yeah i know what is the best Sailor Moon alright

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false flag they only remake shows they never watched
based PGSM the evil chick was a porn star fyi and it shows

God damn, why is Precure so well animated? Fucking nothing else by Toei gets anywhere near as much love. Even the episode to tpisode fights are great from what I can remember.

Sailor Moon, being the main character, would be disabled and trans, transforming from a gender queer disabled biological male (who dresses like a girl) into a super attractive Hollywood 30-year-old actress pretending to be a teen, but doesn't look the part at all.

Sailor Mercury, being the 'smart' one, would be typecast as a sassy black scientist because the only way to contravene existing stereotypes in the mind of a Hollywood exect is to make black women scientists since they think they only exist in fantasy land.

Sailor Jupiter would be a butch, high-test lesbian. More muscular than any man, even roiders.

Well shit lmao

Why couldn’t they have made Raven black? Then hire a white girl that doesn’t mind wearing body paint (like in the X-Men films).

That would be called Daylight Loiters and its all black cast. Fat women, mostly

how come only fat people like sailor moon?

>sailor pluto
>hasn't even cleared its orbit
kek stupid dwarf

Lots of people have a tendency to use media as an outlet for projection and self-insertion. So lots of fat ugly people like to pretend that they're the girls in SM. That's why so many people kic off about representation these days; they can't enjoy something for what it is, and need some kind of self insert character that they can pretend to be, and they lack the imagination to be able to do that unless that character looks somewhat like them.

>naked schoolgirls in muh anime
can't do this in mainstream anime now

>Lala
>blue
youtube.com/watch?v=rJln7eoHAOU

exhentai.org/g/286965/47d41dea68/

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this show is actually canon

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how did the person drawing this think that those noses and mouths look anywhere near acceptable

>them She-Ra bike shorts they put on girls in comics and cartoons now

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Sailor coon lol

You faggots have one joke

based

it wouldn't have pastel/watercolor backgrounds...so who cares.

>joke

pretty sure that by "not Japanese" she meant white, and not black or semitic

weebs somehow convince themselves this isn't cringey and awful

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>replies with cringey anime gif
some posters have no self awareness lmao

>girlfriend looks like Sailor Mars
>wants to cosplay as Sailor Jupiter instead

my empire of dirt

Thats because the prettiest black women are mulato with either a white or Japanese parent.

Seriously though, if Starfire where played by a half japanese half black happa, she’d be hot.

Unfortunately this.

It be shit.

Ya I'm gonna need a source on this senpai

Sailor Venus
>Purple Hair
>Skinny Thighs
>Bender Grin

Sailor Mercury
>Black
>Fat
>Is not the smallest of the first five

Sailor Moon
>Only one that looks anywhere near okay
>really short
>Has a rounded jaw

Sailor Venus
>Piercings
>Hair that covers eyes
>Jaundiced
>Probably a closet satanist

Sailor Jupiter
>A trans women
>No effeminate traits at all
>Makes Brolly look like a small fry.

God its like the artist knowingly removed what made each of the girls pretty and reversed it. Whats sad is that thier just self inserts for the artist who drew them like this.

Hopefully they keep the lesbian love incest in the show

There is no fucking way they'd all be asian or white (the ethniticies they ressemble most)

>big eyes
>white skin
>colorful hair
>Asian

>anime
Good thing I'm not a spic or nigger.

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