/mlb/ general - PHANATIC edition

GET A GODDAMN ROOF

>who sux
I thought you said this team was good?

My pirates (:

rain outs are an organic and integral part of baseball

this is the year the senile old man brings us to glory

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Him and what rotation?

Cubbies are on a mission

this shit is so cringe get rid of pitchcom

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MAH BOI ELOI

Cubbie bears are finding their rhythm

it's a good idea

>Noooo! I have to steal signals! NOOO!! STOP!

white sox vs cardinals world series screencap this

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James shields lol

Let's see how the yanks fuck up this rally

they need to get the tarp out in chicago

Kino baseball in Chicago rn.

All baseball stadiums should have a mandated roof. Those that refuse get relocated.

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Back in my day the players weren't pussies. They wouldn't sit out due to soreness.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Caldwell

name a more cringe commentator

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he has a good voice for it. stoney does some heavy lifting.

>Raymond Benjamin Caldwell (April 26, 1888 – August 17, 1967) was an American Major league pitcher from 1910 to 1921. He was known for throwing the spitball, and he was one of the 17 pitchers allowed to continue throwing the pitch after it was outlawed in 1920.
BASED

He's no Hawk, that's for sure

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How have they not put out the tarp yet in Chicago?

well benetti isn't in any condition to go down to the dugout to check on sox players like hawk

The next paragraph is even more based
>Caldwell was notorious during his playing career for his addiction to alcohol and partying; he possessed a self-destructive streak that many of his contemporaries believed stopped him from reaching his potential. In 1924, Miller Huggins wrote: "Caldwell was one of the best pitchers that ever lived, but he was one of those characters that keep a manager in a constant worry. If he had possessed a sense of responsibility and balance, Ray Caldwell would have gone down in history as one of the greatest of all pitchers."[2] Yet, despite his achievements on the field and his antics off it, Caldwell is perhaps best remembered for being struck by lightning while playing for the Cleveland Indians against the Philadelphia Athletics in 1919; remarkably, despite being knocked unconscious, he refused to leave the game, having pitched 82⁄3 innings, and went on to record the final out for the win.[3]

la russa don't want no doubleheaders

>tfw fraz is retired now

>losing because of rainball
thanks manfred...

rutgers legend

Acceptable playing conditions

based fans

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why root for the dads when you can root for the mommies?

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do you guys think the same way there is a Jackie Robinson day there will be a Nakken day?

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>being struck by lightning
>he refused to leave the game
>record the final out for the win

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How many more runs do we need to be safe for Keuchel?

>cheat sux

Call this fucking game somoenes gonna get hurt, look at the that fucking field

literally waiting to call the game until the white sox have the lead this shit is so fucking fake why even watch this sport.

Pete Rose? Heh for me it’s Tommy Petunia or Stevie Gardena

If the game were called it would be restarted from the first inning einstein

Who did he steal that ball from?

I hope La Russa catches a Japanese cold from this rain

watch them now bring the tarp out...

jp nearly does the splits and then toro is slammed into, i love shitty no roof stadiums so much, love tradition ruining baseball and the players because retarded boomers refuse to instill safety measures.

Why doesn’t each battery just learn their own special language like how twins or teenage girls do?

Seriously imagine being a grown man right you’ve got a beard and hair on your nuts then you go on strike, literally a bitchy pout fest, where you demand and end to people being mean to you because you’re just not as smart as a teenage girl.

>spend $500m on a roof or you're ruining baseball

yeah pretty much

back 2 back jacks

whos ur baseball waifu

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unironically yes. Better play, no delays, no doubleheader shit, less injuries.

TICK TOCK BLUEKEKS

Yes. Every team outside of the Midwest hates playing there for this exact reason

Pothead.

>cant afford a roof stadium
>modelo ads

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>Mariner retards throw a hissy fit about the wet field
>White Sox play perfect defense on the same wet field
really makes you think

CWS vs SEA

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And the Machine is back.

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>robbie ray forced to play during crazy fucking downpour
>it sprinkles during the white sox half
really makes you think

retard

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cheat sux are cloud seeding

why do we need a separate thread there is no one else posting in here lol

I like him and stone

APOLOGIZE

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Yankees are the most exciting team to watch its not even close

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Holy BASED snakes I love you

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It sure is our year to continue doing what we've been doing for the last 20 without changing anything.

What was that old saying, "winning is irrelevant"?

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1. lindsey adler
999999999. taylor mcgregor

>TB ranked #1 or close to it in most power rankings
>Struggling to beat and getting put through the paces by a gutted Oakland ranked #25-30 in most rankings

What does it mean? Early season jitters?