Don't forget your receipt user

Don't forget your receipt user

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based

i just ordered a dasani

uhhhh robert, i ordered the crab legs

What is this, Robert? For Christ’s sake you know I’m not a NEET, I was your server just last night

>tfw when i fooled Robert last time by telling him I was in junior college

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>No falcon mix
fail

Where the FUCK is the birdseed I ordered for my falcon?

All sales are final user

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I went to the cinema last week. I saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood with my gf, 35mm. $8 each for tickets and $4 for a medium popcorn. I thought that was pretty good

Don't worry, those aren't on the receipt because they're on the house!

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How could you do this to me Robert? You have always been there for me in my time of need

We're all happy for you user

*sneaks in*

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>$4 for a medium popcorn
believed you up until that

muh nigga
PS: when the noise starts, just lay down

But Robert, where's the tip line?

ah Robert, I ordered the brick of 5.56

I swear. It's a small local theater, run as a nonprofit

Pay up now user, we all need to pay our way!

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Robert I have a few questions for the manager or supervisor on duty. Few of these things are not exactly "adding up" for me here. Thanks.

ok i'm convinced, that's really cool

The dead can’t tip, Robert. You’re overplaying your hand

I am the manager, user

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>Hey bro, what's happenin? Oh Robert? Yeah he's out sick today. But check this out dude, free popcorn on me, I got you. See you around bro!

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RREEE

Robert.

Robert.

I love you Robert.

Autism surcharge would violate the Americans with disabilities act.

Yeah sure but what about the crab legs

well....... at least they didn't charge me for a captains tip

One Ticket for new Joker movie!

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lel

Going to have to ask you to leave, user

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>Knew you were coming by, so I hit the water this morning, just for you bro. Can't give em to you for free, but I'll hook you up with the employee discount, no sweat. I threw some extra garlic butter in there for you too, enjoy em bro!

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get away from me you filth
i demand to see robert RIGHT NOW

Robert would have done it for free...
I miss Robert

I'm coming user, and i got your popcorn too

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No tip for dear Robert??

>PS: when the noise starts, just lay down

i understood this reference

ROBERT WATCH OUT!

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robert really is the best employee

I don't feel so good

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watch out! roberts aids is now airborne!

ROBBBBEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!

Ah, Robert, my faithful Kinoplex servant. I'll have one glass of acid on a nice hot anvil. Thank you and god bless.

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is this a real person? wtf

>is this a real person? wtf
Why yes, I am a real person, how could you tell?

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haha yeah lol

should have been crab legs and pork chops flavored

What is this, s small? I ordered an extra medium with extra popcorn sauce!

I'm sorry user, here it's on the house

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