Don't forget your receipt user
Don't forget your receipt user
based
i just ordered a dasani
uhhhh robert, i ordered the crab legs
What is this, Robert? For Christ’s sake you know I’m not a NEET, I was your server just last night
>tfw when i fooled Robert last time by telling him I was in junior college
>No falcon mix
fail
Where the FUCK is the birdseed I ordered for my falcon?
All sales are final user
I went to the cinema last week. I saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood with my gf, 35mm. $8 each for tickets and $4 for a medium popcorn. I thought that was pretty good
Don't worry, those aren't on the receipt because they're on the house!
How could you do this to me Robert? You have always been there for me in my time of need
We're all happy for you user
*sneaks in*
>$4 for a medium popcorn
believed you up until that
muh nigga
PS: when the noise starts, just lay down
But Robert, where's the tip line?
ah Robert, I ordered the brick of 5.56
I swear. It's a small local theater, run as a nonprofit
Pay up now user, we all need to pay our way!
Robert I have a few questions for the manager or supervisor on duty. Few of these things are not exactly "adding up" for me here. Thanks.
ok i'm convinced, that's really cool
The dead can’t tip, Robert. You’re overplaying your hand
I am the manager, user
>Hey bro, what's happenin? Oh Robert? Yeah he's out sick today. But check this out dude, free popcorn on me, I got you. See you around bro!
RREEE
Robert.
Robert.
I love you Robert.
Autism surcharge would violate the Americans with disabilities act.
Yeah sure but what about the crab legs
well....... at least they didn't charge me for a captains tip
One Ticket for new Joker movie!
lel
Going to have to ask you to leave, user
>Knew you were coming by, so I hit the water this morning, just for you bro. Can't give em to you for free, but I'll hook you up with the employee discount, no sweat. I threw some extra garlic butter in there for you too, enjoy em bro!
get away from me you filth
i demand to see robert RIGHT NOW
Robert would have done it for free...
I miss Robert
I'm coming user, and i got your popcorn too
Banana peel.jpg
No tip for dear Robert??
>PS: when the noise starts, just lay down
i understood this reference
ROBERT WATCH OUT!
robert really is the best employee
I don't feel so good
watch out! roberts aids is now airborne!
ROBBBBEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!
Ah, Robert, my faithful Kinoplex servant. I'll have one glass of acid on a nice hot anvil. Thank you and god bless.
is this a real person? wtf
>is this a real person? wtf
Why yes, I am a real person, how could you tell?
haha yeah lol
should have been crab legs and pork chops flavored
What is this, s small? I ordered an extra medium with extra popcorn sauce!
I'm sorry user, here it's on the house