I vant to suck your blood

bleh

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Die monstar

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deh

this is the best thread

HAI YOH

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suck my dick instead

Well my blood is probably pretty unappealing but i have something else you can suck.

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I vant yo scaaaam your blaaah

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ah-bloo-bloo

Blah. This is vat counts as vampires theze days? Blah.

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delet.

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DIE MONSTER YOU DON"T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

Vat is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Unironically Basado

Why are these horror movies so violent and bloody? Do these movie makers have no shame? No sense of decency?

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quick rundown of this meme?

bleh

You'll get depression and diabetes, I get to be a vampire...
Sounds like a deal

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what said

I've actually been watching a playthrough of a bunch of Castlevania games. It got me in the mood to watch some vampire films. Still haven't seen a bunch of the Hammer horror ones I got.

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Anyone else remember the Marvel movie where Dracula visits Boston and has a hambahgah? Wicked retahded.

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murnau's nosferatu was his worst movie. only reason people watch it is because of his other movies, and because of other more recent vampire movies

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What the fuck is this from?

Dumb blehposter

bleh

youtube.com/watch?v=UHUvta6_V-E

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I vant to suck those titties

Man her titties are really disappointing in actual nude scenes

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why

Damn. Now I want to watch the whole damn thing.

She's Italian?!

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BASED and blehpilled

Neither Lysette Anthony nor Beth Lily are Italian, no.

Do it, it’s Mel brooks kino

She is Nosferatu.

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Would an enema help?

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hehe:D
he cute:)

Not his best, but still great. All of his are, even his later ones.

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Hmmm. I wonder if I should turn down the saturation to make it black and white like Young Frankensteen.

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Oh shit. It does look pretty good.

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Lol

I'm guessing the studio refused to release a black and white film.

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All the critics HATED this film when it came out. I loved the hell out of it.

Sched-u-al-ed?

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The visuals of this film are so enjoyable.

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It was an uneven film and I'm not sure if pulled off many of the things it tried to do, but it was a valiant effort and a visual feast. It was fun to see them trying old school horror styling and effects.

Also, dat armor.

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Hmm. Maybe I should have re-watched the original Lugosi one first.

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Can I join in this thread?

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This is wrong, do you hear me? WRONG!

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Still better than Twilight.

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What is a man?
Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me. No more.

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"An enema?"
"Yes. It will give him a feeling of accomplishment."

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He'll mongle your cock.

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BLADE

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one of my fav when I was a kid

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Can you explain zat?!

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>"Do you have Nosferatu."
>"Yes we have Nosferatu. We have Nosferatu today. It just came in the post!"

Sometimes it's the little things...

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Geez. This looks so much better in black and white. For comparison, Though I guess that one looks a bit more Hammer horror era.

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reh

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But I need it

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>"Allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as a man of theology and philosophy."
>"And gynecology."
>"Oh, I didn't know you have your hand in that, too."

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>"Yah, it means "the Impaler". He used to inflict unspeakable tortures on the peasants; cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes, and then impaling them on iron spikes."
> "They had it coming!"

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> " Jonathan, let me kiss you...let me show you the deep, raw, passion of unbridled sexual frenzy... "
>" But, Lucy! I'm British! "
>" So are these! "

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>" No hickeys! "

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