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I vant to suck your blood
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suck my dick instead
Well my blood is probably pretty unappealing but i have something else you can suck.
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Blah. This is vat counts as vampires theze days? Blah.
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DIE MONSTER YOU DON"T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
Vat is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Unironically Basado
Why are these horror movies so violent and bloody? Do these movie makers have no shame? No sense of decency?
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quick rundown of this meme?
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You'll get depression and diabetes, I get to be a vampire...
Sounds like a deal
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what said
I've actually been watching a playthrough of a bunch of Castlevania games. It got me in the mood to watch some vampire films. Still haven't seen a bunch of the Hammer horror ones I got.
Anyone else remember the Marvel movie where Dracula visits Boston and has a hambahgah? Wicked retahded.
murnau's nosferatu was his worst movie. only reason people watch it is because of his other movies, and because of other more recent vampire movies
What the fuck is this from?
Dumb blehposter
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I vant to suck those titties
Man her titties are really disappointing in actual nude scenes
why
Damn. Now I want to watch the whole damn thing.
She's Italian?!
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Neither Lysette Anthony nor Beth Lily are Italian, no.
Do it, it’s Mel brooks kino
She is Nosferatu.
Would an enema help?
hehe:D
he cute:)
Not his best, but still great. All of his are, even his later ones.
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Hmmm. I wonder if I should turn down the saturation to make it black and white like Young Frankensteen.
Oh shit. It does look pretty good.
Lol
I'm guessing the studio refused to release a black and white film.
All the critics HATED this film when it came out. I loved the hell out of it.
Sched-u-al-ed?
The visuals of this film are so enjoyable.
It was an uneven film and I'm not sure if pulled off many of the things it tried to do, but it was a valiant effort and a visual feast. It was fun to see them trying old school horror styling and effects.
Also, dat armor.
Hmm. Maybe I should have re-watched the original Lugosi one first.
Can I join in this thread?
This is wrong, do you hear me? WRONG!
Still better than Twilight.
What is a man?
Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me. No more.
"An enema?"
"Yes. It will give him a feeling of accomplishment."
He'll mongle your cock.
BLADE
one of my fav when I was a kid
Can you explain zat?!
>"Do you have Nosferatu."
>"Yes we have Nosferatu. We have Nosferatu today. It just came in the post!"
Sometimes it's the little things...
Geez. This looks so much better in black and white. For comparison, Though I guess that one looks a bit more Hammer horror era.
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But I need it
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>"Allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as a man of theology and philosophy."
>"And gynecology."
>"Oh, I didn't know you have your hand in that, too."
>"Yah, it means "the Impaler". He used to inflict unspeakable tortures on the peasants; cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes, and then impaling them on iron spikes."
> "They had it coming!"
> " Jonathan, let me kiss you...let me show you the deep, raw, passion of unbridled sexual frenzy... "
>" But, Lucy! I'm British! "
>" So are these! "
>" No hickeys! "
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