Let's get a webm thread going guys

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Why'd they put him in a sheet?

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

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Bahyste

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quite a bit

youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM

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>ywn be this happy

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That's cruel.

based

>tfw no gf

that was mostly awesome
wonder who she is

>you are chained to the ground, unable to move your arms or legs. A car above you is about to be dropped on you without any way for you to stop it
>live or die, make your choice

I call this the Cuaron cinematography, the shittiest form of shit where shit happens only when the camera turns towards it

so fucking contrivied and that fucking drone LULW

instagram.com/kristine_froseth/

Just a reminder this is the same director as Hardcore Henry

That was really cool

this is too stupid

>Norwegian
yuck

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wtf? story?

maybe you should move out of the desert, user...

it's in reverse dummy

Her sin was probaby always letting others make her decisions for her and being a passive bystander, so now she has to lay there and watch to see if other people will decide to save her life or not. So she can learn the lesson of self agency.

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wtf was her problem

wtf why would they do that?

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Wasn't a Jigsaw trap

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If it was a member of isis would you feel the same?

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'bootin'

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Let's glamorize crime and murder and blame guns when our movies influence people's actions

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Other countries don't have this problem. They have the same movies there.

even webm is shit tonight

With how things are going these days, when I opened that webem I initially thought "Oh hey there was another shooting?" and perked up, until it started to kick in that the lighting was too cinematic to be a real place.

:3

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sauce?

the man who fell to earth

They don't have guns though

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Soooo was he just walking around with no round in the chamber the whole time?

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Are you following along, son?

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But you can't take those guns away, so I don't see what you are suggesting

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>we've had "modern" guns for about a century
>we've had movies for about the same
Gee, almost seems like something else is to blame.

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civilians owning automatic weapons is a relatively new thing

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lol, doesn't matter
even if every multikill was a single kill, you'd still have a massive fucking problem

>who's the hottie

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>everyday citizens have full auto weapons
no-funz fags are the stupidest around

No they dont have this shit in their culture like we do

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>im fast as fuck boiii
for real tho im so tired of not having friends

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all narcissistic whores must be destroyed

>sir, do you have any regrets?

What was his response?

>Sir, are you a Nazi

thats Chester right?

Is that David Bowie playing both characters?

destroyed via copious fucking, surely

learn to edit the shit bits out of a webm.

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>Goes 5mph over the speed limit once
>HELLO CHESTER I WANT TO PLAY A GAME

like. a. fucking. boss.

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No, automatic weapons became a rarity in 1986. If anything automatic weapons have become significantly less common as time has gone on.

iirc this should be the Janitor edit.
When my PC comes in a month I'll further edit it so that the alarm clock is a bouncing cunny picture.
Until then anyone can feel free to edit it like that.

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It's literally not possible for a civilian to legally own an automatic weapon in America. It has to be owned through a company.

at least post the real version for people to edit

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Does not compute.
Pic related.

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That guard who gets shot in the dome piece and just flail his arms around before slowly laying on the ground. What a performance. Where do they get these guys.

Jesus Christ, it takes less effort to fuck a normal slut.

here

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Could watch this for hours

I don't think that was a very glamorous ending.

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This guy just wanders Santa Barbara stinking and being annoying. His whole bemused enlightenment shtick is groan worthy in real life

>>glamorize
Didn't you watch to the end?

>tfw was waiting for him to voilently jam his reproductive schlong into the homebuilt fuckmaster 5000

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what do you call these guys /fa/ style

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I actually tried this years ago. The palm section of the glove would need to be very long in order for it to fit in most of your length and not just the tip.

mass shootings have been done with semi auto weapons which been widely available since before the Civil War

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forgot quote

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If it was over half a century after ISIS was defeated and was living non-violently during that time? Sure.

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WELCOME TO DRUMPF'S AMERICA

Soul vs soulless

>you're a big guy

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why do white girls have so many moles on their torsos?

>No, I'm not Nacy, my name is William

White skin just gives contrast to reveal them, jamal. Go wash yourself.

I have pale skin though and I don't have moles on my chest.
That's why I have to ask, because only women seem to have them.

geez calm down lady

Why is that Chinese man chopping heads off ducks? White people would never steep down to such savagery.

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Because that's the problem in this webm, right?
Not the fact that he finds it funny that the duck is trying to stop him from chopping off the other duck's head.
Not saying that there aren't any equally soulless westerners but most small farm owners I know that kill their own chickens do so by isolating them from the flock and they still feel bad.

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Heists have been glamorized since film was invented you fucking idiot

That was utter shite. God I hate star wars.

You retards do realize we eat and kill ducks in the same manner in the west too, right?

Kek

You managed to miss the point of both posts, well done.

Cloverfield?

god damn that was cool!

seems more risky than it looked

what happened after?

MIGA

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holy fucking based

Dramatically loading your weapon is COOL you IDIOTA

I was literally going to type "David Bowie reacts to David Bowie"

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He fucked her hard

Fucking white people I swear to god!

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top kek

this

Yep. youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM

due to trump cuts on the fire departments they are on a daily quota of people they can rescue. so they had to put some of them back.

cool

hilariously dumb

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fucking hell haven't laughed this hard in a long time

gotta love russia

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a bit too on the nose no?

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>they still feel bad
. dude I will just cut off your head but do not worry Im going feel myself bad)))

Who is this chick?

fuck off. white people are rich so you can afford a vegan diet. When we will become as rich as you we will stop doing it as well.

Pom

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>i-it's just poverty bro
You sound like a nigger apologist

Absolutely Based.

Still dont know who this is. Link her ig

This is why I never use jack stands from Harbor Freight.

Any good catfight scenes in this season?

you'd know if you watched capekino

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I want to hug mantis

Why wouldn't they?

Year of Bowie? Numbers confirm

Equal rights, and lefts.

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You must be at least 18 to post here.

Fucking gay.

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who the fuck puts handcuffs on like that?

paradox of cloverfield

Post fastbois.

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>RDJ goes wing walking

>ice found on moon surface, raising hopes for habitation
excuse me what?

lmao
>perhaps he's wondering why somebody would shoot a man AFTER throwing him out of a plane

someone is holding the camera. they made this video tutorial with another person lol

>why doesn't it look more like fencing???
>t. retard
this is exactly what a real jedi fight would look like

>I beheaded some kuffar/untermensch
>But it was long ago, and now I live in peace
>lol ok
What a cuck.

does he just throw his cigarettes at random people wtf

Cocksure flipping frenzy. That's why I love that Grievous fucked shit up despite not being a force user.

>e8hcL2K.jpg
What a weird name.

yeah. I'm glad that we(white people) realized that species membership is not morally relevant characteristic in the same way as race or sex are not moraly rlevant characteictics. And that our tendency to perceive other animals just as means to our ends is a form of prejudice just like racism or sexism.

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fuck off tranny

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He does

Sauce? I need to send this to a friend.

KEK exactly my thoughts

>Living in the US since 1949
Deported
>just cross the border yesterday
Just let them live here and vote you fascists

>stand guard at watch tower 70 years ago
>deported
>cross border illegally, kill cops, no speaky english
>free housing, welfare, job opportunity
Can I get a motherfucking BASED?

*hits pipe*

>Cops pull up
>Turn your back to them

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>shot in the head
>starts flailing his arms around

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>Well, I regret failing

She was begging people for money earlier and the guy said no sorry I'm broke and went and bought himself a meal and drink and entitled whore got annoyed that the guy didn't want to give her a handout for free so she copped it to the face.
That's what happened.

Animorphs movie when?

Fuck is the point with no sound?

Moot felt that an imageboard didn't need sound or videos longer than 2 minutes.

Pathetic this hasn't changed

I would settle for vp9. You could have nice 2M bitrate webms at full res and still fit the size reqs.

very nice repeating numerals

>I nuked civilians twice
>But it was long ago
>Lol ok

just search the image, retard

Where's the extended director's cut with crocodiles?

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Just be happy that the site is still standing after the recent cripple chan kill

>cripple chan
WRONG, anyways, 8ch*n at least had full webm support and even mp4(libx264/aac)
The Yea Forums board here can't even post TV

Hiroshimoot is a cheap bastard. Why does Yea Forums or Yea Forums have no sound? VP9 has existed for quite some time and still isn't implemented. I've been bitching about this for years.

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tfw have to hardcode subs because webms

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Well there's no real reason to colonize it if we can't keep the mexican freeeloaders away.

big talk for a poster with a badge of shame, faggot

so she can make herself weigh a lot?

LEL

A real jedi fight would end with who force pulls whose innards first.

I've made a lot of these.

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>that was a cigarette
oh sweet summer child...

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The only purpose killing the guard had was to show how badass they were and to have a cool glass breaking effect. The guard was just a prop. Real life Mass killers do not see people as humans and this is where they get those ideas

Heh heh

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I don't work for Google, and HATE Captcha, asshole. What do (You) make?

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t. 1935

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did this once with a condom, nutted so hard I curled into the fetal position, better than sex

One of the worst movies I have ever seen.

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What the hell, why is that rabbi raging and rampaging through that place? On a quest to fight degeneracy?

Tolerance and diversity for thee, but not for me

What the fuck did japan mean by this

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Kill it with fire.

I can do that

i wish i had the enthusiasm and passion for life as that dog

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Gut doggo.

just go outside and start running lol

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Good lord.

Ah yes

How many layers of irony is this on?

the kevin smith

wtf is that an ability they have?

What, jews spitting acid is news to you?

They also have resistance to radiation. This way they can spacetravel.

What's up with these filenames that sound like schizophrenic ramblings that are unrelated to the webm? Been noticing them a lot lately.

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>get shot in the head while kneeling
>get up on one leg
>flail arms
>fall down gently
yikes, they should hire edgy fags from liveleak and bestgore to proof watch these scenes in hollywood

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Not everyone keeps a basic bitch unix time stamp like a red flag, brosef.

Going out of your way to make a garbled filename like that instead of just whatever show/movie it's from seems like more effort to me.

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Protip, just lube up the inside of the glove and fuck it stuffed into thick rolled up socks. Far less effort for 95% of the same effect.

there just saving and not renaming them usually

What's up with all the newfags today?

nice

Why did the lights in the ceiling fail for no reason?

Is this sort of thing normal? Do they usually have helpers in auditions to help actors cry and show emotion?

Underrated.

fucking kek

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VP9 has the mark of the beast on it.

what a stupid bitch

Why is she shooting the floor?

Anyone got that webm of the guys from last kingdom having a snack while the battle goes on behind them?

sneed

Saw was dumb from the beginning, but holy shit, this is even dumber than the shotgun shell collar.

Was*

what video game cutscene is this?

too soon user

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