Wtf bros

wtf bros

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it is not even going to make $20 Million in its opening weekend

HHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAA

>kids like kids movie
wow

I told you it was kino but you fucks wouldn't listen

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me and my friend are going to see it soley because of Moner.

no your not

pathetic

are you gonna bear a sacrifice to moloth afterwards you elitist fucks?

It only cost 50 million though

>winning performance from isabela moner
I've never seen a lead actor/actresses name in that little blurb before. how many execs did she sneed and feed for that?

ok, so needs 150M to break even?


50m budget


studio takes 50% of domestic and lets estimate 35% international


if the movie makes 100m (40m domestic/ 60 international - usual percentage based on movies boxoffice)

50% of these 40M is 20m
35% of 60 is also something around 20M too

20m + 20m = 40m
so the movie is still in red, needs more than 100M to break even, and probably even more due to marketing

these are estimations, do not be super-nitpicky

>needs more than 100M to break even
that isn't much more needed then

the people have spoken. she's hot and more than legal in most states even when she was 17. Stop being bitches. 16 should be the global minimum.
you're right. But I don't really care too much.
>moloth
dumbass. not only is that not the God they praise, that's not even how they spell it. Some of them praise pic related (Attis) who the statue of liberty actually depicts. Some of them praise Baphomet. But as far as I know, the owl represents something else, and a little less satanic.

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my post had nothing to do with her age you schizo

Should I take my gf to Dora?

was mostly talking to the last one, my bad for linking you.

also how is any of what I just said crazy?

Yes take your hand

no

test

Why is Diego so ugly

If they made a live action Berserk movie, I'd cast her as Casca

Paramount quickly replaced the original actor with a Wahlberg kid after he was caught fucking an underage Moner on set.

my gf and I were having a playful conversation about who'd play us in a biopic and she casted some old school novella actor as me, but then I casted isabela moner as her and she went absolutely ballistic and started accusing me of checking her our and thinking shes sexy and whatnot

what

checking her out*

you should've predicted the jealousy, user.

oh I get it
so she accused you of checking out a 17 yo
she must have hit the wall pretty hard

>having a gf
>said gf even knowing who Moner is

Reminder that she does not want you creepy men to see her movie

Me on the right.

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she loves creepy men

i broke up with her. she'd fawn over kpop idols all the time but then I implicitly call an actress pretty and she flips out

doesn't sound like a healthy relationship, you did the right thing, bro.

Day 1 Box Office: $6.5 million
Yeah, it's a flop lads.
I'm calling the police.

Pretty much after Dora and Diego were caught fucking on the set, Paramount was gonna boot the actor after he threatened to upload Dora's nudes in a bid to stay. It failed and he got booted out of Australia and back to the U.S. using some Aussie law. They quickly replaced Diego and had his hair shaved out of feae he may have been too handsome and repeated the event.

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s-so he never release the nudes?

Nope. They were deleted and Dora's heart was broken from the betrayal.

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I WANT TO IMPREGNATE MONER AND NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

Moner boner strikes again

The critics can't hide their lust for her any more than we can

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Yea Forums's taste in waifus vindicated

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Moner will be a huge star within a year

Moner is a 10 and gets extra points