ATLETICO DE MADRID - MANCHESTER CITY match thread #2

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>Bilardismo is... LE BAD
Kill yourself Bielsafag

Shit teams

Truly gods chosen people

>safe and effecti----- HHHNNNGGGGG ACK!

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I am confused whats wrong with Walker?

FINLAN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>delete foden, de bruyne, and walker
>sub in super subs
>score a cheeky two goals
>advance to next round
simeon masterclass

He's winded - painful as fuck

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>walker
>can't walk

the vax

Walker down with Vax related injuries

His left leg got touched

vax, cannot breathe

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Shit thread. Where's the fucking anime?

:DDDDD

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0-0

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why would we go from a thread with 16 points to a thread with 521 posts, dumbass

>de paul

Hope this will make Pool win the league too. I hate Pep.

>Rodrigo De Paul

WHAT THE FUCK SIMEONE YOU DONKEY. WHY THAT LOSER?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

0_0

de paul in,this is when i stop watching

>de pol

y are atletico so mean to the referees they're trying their best ):

I'd rather play ds2, which I hate the most, 100 times, than playing elden ring.

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>moonface

My Canadian Mens National Team would bootyblast these two shitters

>champions league

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Holy kek

I don't know user

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>Finesse shot
Just put your laces through it you nigger. Ederson can't save for shit.

Stop posting child porn in the match thread you fucking retards

>de poo

Simeone needs to be sacked, Atletico won’t get anywhere with him. Imagine playing this pathetic when you’re facing elimination against a side like City

grealingz can win this one
get him on the pitch pepito

imagine all the CTE players must get from heading the ball

don't lose your balance poop

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>she expects them to play attacking football against this OP city team

sis don't be ridiculous, if they go all out on attack city will dump a full bag on them, slow and steady wins the race, please understand

>pep's outfit
I think he believes he's the Steve Jobs of football.

Based retard.

ENTER De /pol/

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None. Stop listening to that retard rogan.

any good tech mods for minecraft?

vamos

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>Shitty 0 attempts in 2nd half

lmao

He said his wife dresses him and he just wears whatever she gives him

How much of a seethe about physicality is poop going to have after the game?

get off the field if you can't go

The have sex mod

>t. Seething Manc

I'm really sleepy lads

KWAB

whos that niqqa

>3-2
I guess I picked the semen slurper today

Rodrigo De Paul es un maricon boludo. Andá a la concha de la lora puta madre.

Angel Correa is even worse

didn't ask you, I'm talking with my argentinian friend

>all this time wasting
pathetic

Great performance by atletico ngl. They're absolutely controlling the game and doing as they please.

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>pep in a cuck cage

that would actually explain a lot

>his wife

this is shocking

former player who will develop CTE spotted

>tfw no mummy gf to dress me every day

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ERA

>walker
>walks

I'm 25 and have no gf

Valiant effort by atletico. They have pulled uh... an off shot target and there was also that scuffed header. They might even outdo city on the sideways pass department today.

god damn. imagine supporting this fucking club and watching it every week

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-_-

whoa same

My cousin went to secondary school with this girl. Not even memeing.

>tfw no mommy gf to dress me up like a girl

BENULDY

more like el dildo

ain't that sweet

Many such cases

my first gf was at 26

Try 28

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Maybe you could make a deal to marry each other when you're still single at a certain age (for example 30)

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city literally SHOOK

Stay single in your 20s honestly. Im 21 and married for 6 months

do atletico know they will get eliminated if they don't score?

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ERA

what an ugly fucking skank

I'm 25 and have never had a gf or held a girl's hand

im 25 and have gf of 6 years

>Era

Unironically what went wrong with Griezmann? He hasn't been the same ever since he went to Barca

ERA

>de poolisic

why isn't Felix a playermaker instead of a center forward

perhaps you should rethink your life is this is how you feel 6 months in

They're playing for pride, they don't need to do petty things like "win".

yeah but that's 50 in european years.

>city parking the bus
disgusting

MODS

correa brainlet

100% Era.

I am so sorry user

>ftw 30 but forgot to make a deal with someone

oh well 40 here i come - surely i will learn a spell by then

ERA PENAL

retard didn't sell it and got up

lmao how was it not a penulty from cancelo

El mexicANO

it's not era he touched he ball

Which one?

EL VAR SINSO?

JUST HOOF

nonce

what a dumb pass

He's overrated

Are you rich? I have a fat arse and a small waist. I'm really needy tho

>im wasting 90 minutes of my life watching this semen slurping 0-0 between teams that won't win the tournament anyways

that would have been a pen with english VAR

RIGGED

Unironically era

Correa is dumb as bricks wtf was that

>equalizer
WEW

merhaba lad what did you have for iftar?

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i mean weve been together 6 yeras pls help im esl

please don't make fun of concacaf players
he tried his best

Ferna fouled someone within 25 seconds of coming on

era lads

How was the not even checked? How the FUCK can the people running VAR be so fucking incompetent?

bored, posting girl

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Name a more pathetic attacking duo than Felix and Griezmann

That was a fucking penalty

sad!

why the fuck is that not a penalty?
we need challenge flags or something.

there's nothing else to watch anyway why are you complaining

Dude, that's not cool. We all have different tastes, but we should try to treat each other better.

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>XERIFE IN
meme magic will help us, atletibros

City are unironically going to win the Champions League.

bored posting girl

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cancelo touched the ball

se viene la bestia

i wish

also actually unironically era

Antifootball is getting eliminated and that's a good thing

City desperately need a leader

city are going out here. Script is written for Suarez

This game stinks
Look at my cat

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lmao

Perhaps Atletico need to spend less time getting tattoos, getting haircuts, buying cars or fucking models and learn about tactics and beat the City defense.

he got the ball

era

looks like a benulty to me

bored, posting bear dancing after swigging a bottle of pop

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>2 female announcers
cut my ears into pieces

why do they use Sociedad Anonima in Spanish speaking lands?

Name

he based

RATMAN

>script
Meds now.

nice pussy

dismay display by Patetico

Based cat, user. Very cute. Reminds me on mine which died in 2020, rip.

>fine with Atletico thuggery
>some pussy falls over and everybody calls for a pen
pathetic anti city faggots

The cat is wearing a suit!

My cat is amazing

don't bother replying to the retards who can't see that he literally kicked the ball away

WTF era

Imagine believing Atletico has any chance.
The most impotent, pathetic and cucked team in the world lead by the most expensive retard bald hack fraud in all football.

post more whores
look at that tiny bottom
wtf is she thinking

Away goals don't matter so the global is 0-0

her eyes looks really weird. even by asian standard. it seems like a botched surgery.

VAR was cancelod

>tfw no bear friend

good cat

are you all blind?
cancelo clearly touches the ball first then the atletico player dives over his leg

i'm starting to miss having a gf bros i've been single for half a year already

Griezmann and Giroud. betacucks unlike Mbappe and big Benz

.

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i take it back no era he got the ball

She’s so perfect brothers

ERA

>tfw

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I settled down at 23. At least 4 years too early. All my mates were having a fun young adulthood and I was changing nappies

how many englishmen will el frente atletico kill tonight?

love from kazakhstan

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hey, long lost brother

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chicken breast rice and lemon(ade)

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this is my last resort

Based, heres mine

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very cute

city are winning the UCL, chelsea was the only thing that could stop them
guardiolas form of football is more suited to winning the league than the UCL, tuchel is the inverse

cheating fag like all Atletico players

Benéfica bros we can do it

Apologize.

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goes for the ball and touches it, diving faggot happened to get hit after, no era

Lmao ake

I hate women
how does having a bf feel like bros

el pistolero is the coolest nickname

Abu Dhabi owns VAR

someone get a webm of ake's booty flop

touches the ball a bit desu

looks pretty tasty. nice one lad

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female moment

They’ve lost their nerve majorly here. Doesn’t bode well

me too except it's been 7 years

Darwin Nuñez just scored
Darwin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suárez

I'm sorry to the rest of the world that we spawned you

sheem sleepy

>still no shots on target
kek

Finally Joao Felix gone. Absolute impsotor

based
arsenal's new number 9

fucking dumbass

>defends for 75 min while losing
>NOOOOOO WHY WE CANT WIN

i hope simeone has a heart attack

based cats

Man I'm gonna be so fucking blue balled if Atletico don't score

LIVARPOOL CHOKING

It's angry

female exceptionalism

you love us, don't be so tsun

Football!

Nearly 4-3

>ake

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>suareth

The faggot actually took out félix...

Vettel carbonero

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>el pistolero

Reckon we might be watching the wrong match lads.

120m for joa felix
100m for lukaku
100m for grealish
100m for Eden Hazard

which would you pick

gay

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tummy

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>arseanal
GOD NO
PLS NO GOD NO

Sorry to say but cats are for gays

I watched this semen slurper rather than Liverpoo

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Atleti playing better now that the pecho frios are out

Uhm Slippypool?

This guy looks like a fucking badass

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Nice cat, spider user

It's ogre

because he's shit and did nothing al night

Without Godin
The ball doesn't go in

youtube.com/watch?v=37JYyU6HBSY

YELLOW CARD FOR STERLING YOU PUSSY

kek

yes, and...?

>awhy can't we win
Ref not giving stonewall penalty probably helps.

>need to score
>park the bus for 80 minutes

why is Cholo so fucking overrated bros

>suarez
washed

I turn off that game because Liverpoop are dominate and it's getting boring. Now it's a 3-3 game. God I hate watching games by myself.

ruud gullit's long lost son

I don't even watch neither of em. I'm just here watch shitposting. it's better than sex.

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based cats, look at mine, she's a model

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>senile suarez
JUST

Chotobros what the HECK is happening?

no shit

do people actually rate this Felix guy? Werner is world class in comparison.

JESUS

Reminds me of the time I played catch with my niece and when I caught her I wrestled her down and tickled her until she started moaning and making little panting sounds. I still remember seeing her pokies through her shirt. Made me feel dirty because it was pretty hot.

HOLY SHIT FUCKING LUCKY STONES

STERLING YOU DIVING NIGGER
FUCK YOU

>Kike
Gassed.

Athletico needs to try and play these last few minutes rather than roll around on the ground.

They're still 2 goals up

>5 minutes left
>I think it's time to attack haha

Oh fugggg

you dont say, genius

>diving from the referee waving his hand
these spics are groundbreaking

i think i'd rather stay gf'less than to be with some vapid cunt who ironically does this shit on social media

>3-3 at anfield
>I've watched the whole of this shite

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how have the not scored lol

JUAN PIEDRAS

cute

This game sucks, even my cats asleep

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will smith can't shoot for shit

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JEAN PIERRES

Imagine watching this snoozefest

cholobros I think it's time to apologize to Yea Forums

why couldn't Cholo play this attacking football 80 mins ago?

lol fuck you savic you bitch

that's a nice cat
now look at this kot

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WILL ANYONE SCORE

nice gato

cute

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bootleg Ruud Gullit

>17 shots total in the match
>1 on target
>0-0

I'm starting to think Americans are right about this semen slurping sport.

Why do all of you faggots have cats. Where are the dogbros?

British commentators are peak cringe

please score atleti

Atlel chuds dropping like flies. You love to see it

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Awful game

What was Cholo's strategy exactly for these games? Not to allow City to score too many goals?

That's a tranny room

Who will replace choto someone?

Second half has been great wtf are you retards on about

Why is Atletico even trying? Halal is gonna beat them extremely easy as always. City is the better match up for them to the very least to make it hard for halal to win the title.

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>CL during daytime
soulless

>5 minutes left
>finally 11 niggas forward

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no definitely not, semen slurper guaranteed

>poop side trying to actually defend

that's one majestic kot

american girls look like THAT?

Brainlets who cant appreciate different styles of play

How fucking hard is it to score one (1) fucking goal

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based Felipe

Foden rolling until he gets back on the pitch legend

CHIMPOUT

Rate my dinner lads

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Gf decorated

yep and we're the trash
fuck you atletico you utter dogs

CHIMPOUT!

it's over isn't it

Lmao that was naughty

>Atletico chimpout
Lmao

KINO KINO KINO

It’s a living room you fucmmk jh op gdm

>cross
>shows tits

SUAREZ YOU FUCKING RETARD

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

HAPPENING

Diving fucking goblin

CHIMP OUT

finally something fucking interesting

kek foden

spagettiball

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

CHIMP
OUT

Foden trying to roll back onto the pitch like a cunt.

>Savic

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HOW MANY FUCKING MISSES

THAT ABSOLUTE UNIT

Two absolutely disgusting teams.

CHIMPOUT

lol isnt that a sending off?

foden the faggot

Cholo is just like Mourinho: he needs the opp to take the game to him. He's not able to be the protagonist.

Ederson is so fucking shit. Real will win another one, wont they...

ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES ISLAND APES

stones is the best defender in the world

why arent patetico renaming themselves pecho frio of madrid already?

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>this is what we don't want to see
No mate, this is what we've sat through 89 minutes of this shit for.

FOIGHT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

CHIMPOUT

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

FIGHT

atletico literally are niggers

City are bitches

How do you people watch this garbage? Not even 1 fucking goal this is such a shit sport

WHY WOULD YOU NOT DO THIS BEFORE YOU FUCKING IDIOT CHOLO

KNOCK HIM OUT LAD YYUUAUUAU

FUCK THE NEGRO

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

CHOLO BROS WTF IS HAPPENING

fuck athletico

how long this lil nigga gonna keep rolling on for

>simeone the coke addict is your coach
>chimp out all the time

really makes one think

>headbutt
LET'S GO OOOOOOOO

Fight pls

lmao grealish

send that cunt savic off

Felipe is a favelanigger and Savic a balkanigger

finally, something interesting happened

>rolls back into the pitch

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

should've more meat...
>tf
lol, nvm.

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>Yugo moments
Why couldn't the Turks civilized them?

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literally

Ooooh it's kicking off

BOOK EVERYONE

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