Super Dave, why is there an app for everything except for how to rape a baby?

Remember the good ol' days when "tweeting" meant stabbing a hooker?

Worst episode of Norm Macdonald Live.

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HAH?

Fuck off! That episode was god-damned gold!

>Norm DMCAed all the Im Not Norm videos from his old show

Literal retard opinion. This episode and the Stephen Merchant one are the gold standard.

I'm pretty sure INN took them down himself in anticipation

DID YOU JUST WRITE THAT???

>slimy jew who thinks he's funny rants for an hour
>gold

How did Adam not get the joke? It was pretty obvious and I'm not even a member of the tribe.

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I'm whispering!

>"Look at yourself in the mirror... You're fired. What!?"

you're doing this
THIS IS YOUR LIFE

>...to what end?

>I did that bit, y'know? They haated it. Hated it.

I think he was a bit nervous from having Jerry Seinfeld mere feet from him and putting him on the spot. Although, he does manage the world-famous comedy store so who knows.

Little did it matter; Croce would be dead within the year

Maybe the most underrated NML joke

for me it's Fred Stoller's
>The obituaries worry me. People are dying in alphabetical order

I'll give you the (You) instead. Good job.

I didnt even know he was sick

Hold the fort... it says he hated jews... Man, that Adolf guy was a total jerk!

We'll be right back with the ever funny, Adam Eget.

more funny shit in that ep that all of season three combined

The episode with Billy Bob Thornton was comfy af

pretty based that Thornton loves Trout Mask Replica. It's Lynch's favorite album as well.

>Billy: didn't that happen in one of the Pink Panther movies?
>Adam: the Peter Sellers ones?
>Billy: Yeah...
>Norm: No, the Steve Martin ones...

Opinions are like assholes. Neil Patrick Harris wants to stuff his cock in them. Oh wait, that's just assholes

I'm sick of this kind of character. I say we kill Super Dave.

Margaret Cho?

What’s the joke? That goyim suck at making money?

That gag had to be one of the funniest in the series. I laugh every time.

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The joke was about Jews never being happy and always complaining

A jew would never say or imply that business is great, due to their greedy and neurotic personalities

No, that's just what Jews tell the goyim the joke is. The actual joke is that the goy thinks business is great and is oblivious to all of the Jews sucking him dry.

it's funnier when it's cut off halfway with laughter

>Has no arguments, resorts to buzzphrases to say something is bad

Why am I not surprised

He did get the joke, it's pretty obvious he and Norm knew what gentile means, but deliberately fuck up because Jerry was saying that only Jewish people would understand the jokes.

Adam "not getting" it is funny because Jerry was saying the joke is that Adam would get it and Norm wouldn't.

The Stephen Merchant one made me violently uncomfortable

Norm is extra mischievous in that episode. The xanax must have hit him just right.

watch the Masters normcast if you want more Super Dave & Norm. Don't even have to like golf or anything.

Merchant episode epitomizes the whole point of the Norm-Eget double act.

9/11

Merchant didn't seem to get it though

He has an extremely dry sense of humor, he got it

IN CAHOOTS

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YOU WROTE THAT?

norms mext

I didn’t write that!

>Oh, and by the way, your CUNT is in the sink!

YOU READ THAT?

>Curb Your Enthusiasm won't have little orphan Funkhouser anymore

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how do you only get funnier with age?

>guy says he's going to kill himself
>cops put the guy on suicide watch
>guy commits suicide
>"CONSPIRACY!"

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He died, like, 9 months ago

How do we get Norm back on SNL? twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1160182787988754437

I read it, yes.

What a terrible name for an airline, reminds me of that tragedy.

Anybody know where to get these after youtube holocausted them? Stalin was just as bad, by the way.

adam did not get the joke. he thought they were talking about gentiles.

What do you think suicide watch is?

You read that???

OLIVE OYL

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tbqh this, acting shocked and outraged Norm made an edgy joke.

What the actual fuck
Do you think "suicide watch" means being aware that a prisoner might attempt suicide without doing anything differently?

What are you, retarded?

dailymotion.com/normmacdonaldlives

Watched Gilbert Gottfried's a couple of days ago just for his roast of Adam Eget.