TOMORROW, AT THE FOURTH HOUR, A FUNERAL SERVICE WILL BE HELD
FOR,
JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN
UNDER TERMS OF TRUTHS AND IN THE SPIRIT OF UNITY AND FORGIVENESS, EULOGIES WILL BE DELIVERED BY PRAETOR JOSEPH F. DUNFORD AND CONSUL WILLIAM F BARR
NO PROSTITUTES, ACTORS, OR UNCLEAN TRADESMAN MAY ATTEND
FINE REWARD IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE DECEASED'S QUESTIONABLE AND UNTIMELY DEATH
UNDER THE PROTECTION OF DONALD TRUMP, MILITARY TRIBUNALS SITS TOMORROW, BE AWARE, NO DISORDER WILL BE TOLERATED
SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON HAS LEFT THE CITY, EMPEROR DONALD F TRUMP COMMANDS ALL NOBLE MAN, AND KNIGHTS AFFILIATED TO DO LIKEWISE, THOSE THAT REMAIN WILL BE CONSIDERED ENEMIES OF AMERICA
MARTIAL LAW IS IN EFFECT FOR THE SAFETY OF ALL CITIZENS
GROUPS OF MORE THAN THREE MEN SHALL NOT CONGREGATE IN PUBLIC SPACES, A CURFEW IS IN EFFECT, ANY PERSON FOUND ON THE STREETS AFTER DARK WILL BE SUBJECT TO JUDGEMENT, LONG LIVE GENERAL DONALD F TRUMP, SAVIOR OF OUR REPUBLIC
>YAAAAAS I AM SO HAPPY TO BE IGNORANT OF THE GLOBAL ELITE LOL, JEWS DEFINITELY DONT DOMINATE, OBAMA WAS DEFINITELY GOOD, PEDOS AREN'T THAT BAD GUY CMON! Fucking faggots like you exist, pathetic. I genuinely hope you all fucking neck yourselves you deranged degenerate cunts. Yes I am angry. Fags.
It's so tiring to have to put up with you /pol/ crossposting incels every fucking day of the week, I don't know if I want to keep visiting this board anymore. Every day you are bitching about something new, something that doesn't affect you in the slightest, and then you have the nerve to call other people 'sensitive' or 'snowflakes'. There's always something race or gender related bothering you, and for some reason you come to bitch here instead of staying in your containment board. You always come here and post the same comments, the same old memes, it doesnt matter what the subject is, you are going to say the same shit regardless. You're all so boring and repetitive, like an old broken record.
You are legitimately taking the fun out of this place. This board used to be great, but now it's turning to shit. You are driving old posters away and replacing them with more like-minded incels. I dont like this board anymore.
The irony of this is so strong I want to believe it's intentional
Connor Reyes
your heart is in the right place here but this is obviously a sockpuppet
Kayden Reyes
Feel free to show yourself out then, loser.
Joseph Adams
>You are legitimately taking the fun out of this place Oh wow, definitely. Yaaas. I LOVE CONSTANT CAPESHITTER THREADS, yes please. I love this board being dominated by fucking cunny posters, yasss thats so good. Wow, anymore waifu threads? Damn what a good board, definitely only got bad after "/pol/ infilitrated it". Fucking idiot, kys tranny.
>it's real lol it's hilarious people doubt how fucked in the head trannies actually are
Jacob King
WELCOME TO Yea Forums WHERE WE CANT TALK ABOUT TV BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING DAY IS JUST CONSTANT ANTAGONISING BETWEEN LEFT DEGENERATES AND BASED RIGHT BOIS. EVERY FUCKING OTHER REPLY IS "HAVE SEX" OR "INCEL" BECAUSE ITS SO FUNNY. ITS SO FUNNY. DONT FORGET THE USELESS JANNIES, WHO ARE SO INCOMPETENT THAT EVERY DAY CUNNY POSTER GETS AWAY WITH HIS POSTING. OH, DID I FORGET THE TWENTY WAIFU THREADS EVERYDAY? I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THEY'RE AN ACTRESS, SHUT THE FUCK, AND JANNIES NEED TO DELETE THEM GOD DAMNIT IT. THIS BOARD AND Yea Forums ARE SO FUCKING KEKED
