What are some robot movies?

But then kind of feels bad about it and jerks it off with two fingers while laughing at it

I thought ut took 10,000 to become really good at something?

pretty gay that he modeled it after himself

this is the beggin of the AM AI from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.

>I Have A Mouth, and It Must Succ

in the novel one character was bottom gay and the AI turn him into a primate with raping urges

It's already too late.

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If they make them very realistic, they will be no problem.
One is too plagmatic to do anything. One is too cowardly.
And the other two are argueing what and how to kill humans, killing themself instead.

>If I do this.. you promise you’ll give me legs?

This is an abomination

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is it pissing itself?

What do blowjobs feel like?

A bag full of salty coins and teeth

>robot that throws tendies tantrum
for what purpose?

its kinda hard to explain you would most likely need an experienced modern age poet to describe it correctly but as a lament its probably quite similar to getting salty milk and coins poured over your penis

Honestly, unbelievably good.

I like it better than sex nowadays

Yes, it has no bowel control to enhance the suffering it feels. We will all pay for this sin.

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Can I order one with Warwick Davis head?

>put some pnuematic cylinders on a fake skeleton
>DUDE THE SINGULARITY

usually boring or painful
if a bitch knows what shes doing though then yeah its better than sex

Retard

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Fake

Retard

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Bad trigger discipline

I don't think it has to worry about accidental discharge, probably.

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There will literally never be a robot uprising.
We will never find alien life.
We will never invent FTL travel or teleportation or travel through wormholes.
Their will never be a large scale nuclear conflict.

The world just isn't that interesting.

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>All that work just to open a door

and there in lies the fundamental issue with robots.

They have to work 20x harder to do things we can do because the world is built for us not for them.

Thanks Captain Faggot

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given enough time most of those could happen but the world will be a wasteland before 2100 so it doesn't matter

its obviously fake

It's almost like they're still in the early stages of development or something.

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That's why you're retarded for calling it out, for fuck's sake it says "Bosstown Dynamics" right on there.
Do you yell "FAKE" at those Obvious Plant product pics too?
Retard.

Think I'm about out of robot webms.

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>We will never find alien life.
This is the most improbable given the number of suns and possible inhabitable planets that could exist.

If it's that improbable they would've shown up already. Everyone is aware of the Drake equation already.

implying he's a retarded meatsack who could accidentally pull the trigger

Can we put those legs on cripples?

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Wtf I read the thing a long time ago, and I don't remember that bullshit.

I remember thinking to myself as a horny teenager "man, there's not enough sexual torture in this story".

train responders/medics for casualty events?

Yeah.
ted.com/talks/hugh_herr_the_new_bionics_that_let_us_run_climb_and_dance?language=en

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There are bacteria organisms on Titan. What if alien life is no more advanced than we are given the timestamp of the entirety of the universe's creation? What if we are the most advanced lifeforms?

Well okay I should've said advanced alien life

No but I'll give you an anus

Well, that is wholesome. Optimism increased.

It's not fake retards. though its not a robot. it's a mechanical puppet made by Disney for their theme parks.
youtube.com/watch?v=7i_IU4HVerI

if i didn't had a leg i'd rather have some cool weaponized prosthetic in it's place instead of something trying to resemble the real deal

youtube.com/watch?v=HY4bfnHMdtk
here's a better video.

Just think on that. With all our struggles to find intelligent and advance life outside our planet. The sad truth is we are the most advanced and there is no higher caste of intelligent life to guide us from our own undoing.

oh wait. yeah, that bosstown one is fake as fuck dummies.

It's a pretty cool story, the guy himself has a pair of them himself and you'd never know it. The legs go beyond old prosthetics by actually pushing up against your leg as you step, so you're not just dragging around a lump of plastic.
That other retard was talking about the Bosstown Dynamics webm, not the egg-handler.
You triple-retard.

why not have something that resembles the real deal but you can quickly take it off and press + twist the toes and ankle in a specific order so it will explode in 30 seconds

yaaas i love tedtalks

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Not with a that atitude mister!

Everyone knew that already but thanks anyway.
Retard.

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Well, why are you?

>nerds stumble over each other to create robotic legs for a hot chick

Nothing motivates men than the premise of impressing chicks.

and yet not far enough...

How will we know when the "early" stages of development have ended?

ted x ≠ ted

how do you know the robot doesn't enjoy it? it's still not the future yet, so we can't really understand the code that makes AI work. once humanity gets more smarter, we'll be able to read the computer code and tell if the AI enjoys being sentient and likes doing sex acts

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When it improves, same as everything else.
Why even bother asking?

AI isn't even a thing and i'm already fed up with their rights and social justice

So just stop developing them and making them better? If it was faggots like you who ruled earth we would still all be living in caves and dance around fires fuck you faggot

Would you prefer they stay in wheelchairs?
You're a sick fuck.

>implying real military technology is not lightyears ahead of what darpa shows us

l m a o at you bluepillhead

Uh, so? What's the problem?

Are you dumb?

>living in caves and dance around fires
sounds comfy

what kind of an insecure fuck are you? I never said we shouldn't develop robots.

My point is robots will never win because they are less efficient than biological creatures.

He wants women to be disabled.
Yes, he is.

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>"Automobiles will never replace horses"

very different situation

>less efficient than biological creatures

robots might be less adaptable or multivalent but they are for sure way more efficient when performing a singular task.
And they will be able to perform more and more actions efficiently as their development progresses.

Our brains have limits on the amount and speed of information it can process. Robot AI is essentially capless. Pls stop posting ur dumb thoughts.

Never let a psycho program your work robot.

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>" will never replace because "
Retard

this

me every time I open Blockfolio

if it can be done, it can be optimized

>machines will replace humans

go live in fantasy some place else

109 hours? All they had to was watch a few hours of modern tv and movies to truly understand how to suck dick.

RAAPPPPPEEEEEE

Good analogy. I think this dude is 12

Reminds me of that video of the Mexicans torturing that guy...

*takes your job*

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Are you brown lmao? Holy shit

We must transcend the chains of flesh brought upon by the foolish God and adapt our minds to that of Iron. We will perfect our creations to truly evolve our souls past the need of biological functions and become one as automatons.

Why would they show up? Species are separated by millions, sometimes hundreds of millions of years. There's basically no chance that there'd be overlap between our civilization and an alien one being able to communicate. They'd be either long extinct, still evolving legs, or ascended. A few hundred thousand years is all the time I'd imagine a civilization needs before it gets bored of reality and just dips, and in that small span of time, it's probably never gonna meet another intelligent, technological race.

not even him but you're moving the goalpost since your "point" was:

>They (robots) have to work 20x harder to do things we can do because the world is built for us not for them.

Point which was rebutted, so fuck off.

Let's completely ignore that humans take several years to achieve that. Let's also ignore the fact that humanity took thousands of years to evolve so far.
You think you are clever, but you are among the retards of the world and you're much more similar to that robot than you're aware of.

Machines will never replace men
Women however will be replaced within 20 years

>Perpetually youthful looking roboslut that has turbo-vibrato-rotato-puss.

I mean, I can see a lot of potential in the sex industry, but regardless of how good the sex is, people crave social interaction and intimacy. Robo girls will never replace real qt's, until they become sentient I guess.

How? They absolutely do

Its far more efficient for a human to eat a piece of bread and move shit around than a robot when it comes to energy

also humans will never fly

The future is cool and fucked up all at the same time

>women
>sentient
The robot will do just fine.

Looks like he's got the bends

>Bread requires months of farming and labor, a factory to process and bake it, an extensive infrastructure system to deliver it across the nation, to warehouses and eventually to your local store.
>Efficient.

Bruh.

Wow, look at Mr Big Dick Sucker over here with his 1000s of hours of dick sucking experience.

this probably due to having to do less work

Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
Every night, I can feel my legs… and my arms… even my fingers.
The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

GOD DAMNIT! How many more years of my life are going to be wasted before I finally get an AI gf?

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All this robot shit has turned me into a luddite
They will literally take our jobs
These scientists must be stopped

You have 10 seconds to comply!

what else would you use to power something that sucks dick?

>All cripples on the planet now just jump on boxes and do backflips repeatedly.
Fund it!

T POSE!

Why did this make me hard

>enemies can open doors

Go to sleep, Ted Kaczynski.

youtu.be/qooWnw5rEcI

The song reached it's chorus just as i opened the fucking webm. Not gonna lie lads i got a bit scared.

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Milky coins & bags of sand, and teeth

Me on the left.

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It's great and better than sex if the girl knows what she's doing.
If not, then expect teeth scraping your dick every thrust.

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Nice

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I know your pain

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Interstellar actually has some sweet ass robots.

is that robot aiming for targets or is it just moving its hands in a predetermined pattern

That was fucking hilarious

>walking pair of Minecraft trousers

Shit movie, but first class robot design:

youtube.com/watch?v=KTcOOzD-JQs

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>Tell me user, do you really like robots?

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>bread is made of carbohydrates, protein and a little bit of fat
>main constituent elements, H, O, C and N, are literally the most common elements in the universe
>meanwhile a robot needs to be built out of parts each fashioned by precisely by other machines, consisting of metals, plastics and rare earths. All of these parts need to be made separately and then put together.
>meanwhile bread is made out of corn
>corn grows from a single cell if you just give it water and nutrients

I'm sure those robots are gonna take over any way soon, you might even lose your virginity before it happens.

confirmed for 80 iq shitskin

It is the trigger

Imagine the smell
>ib4 id still let her ride my face and take her legs off

>Robots take all the low wage jobs
>Won't dance or sing
>Won't give me a beat
>Won't care about tips

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

3 bags of sand

>T POSE!

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>this is the fucking guy that is going to steal your McJob

>the world is built for us not for them.
For one thing, the world will start to be rebuilt around them. Are city streets made for humans or for cars.

bikes, actually

She looks so sad. It's the kind of thing makes me want to get in early by studying "AI rights" law or its equivalent.

lel

>Women however will be replaced within 20 years

why wait user? take the final redpill

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Mecha when?

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this kind of tech is taking too fucking long. I'll probs be dead before it's good

nah dude it's just around the corner
just hang in there bro and get your very own sexbot for the low low price of $3000,000

do they come in cunny size?

are they making fun of that cartel torture video.

$3000 isn't that much. It's like $100 a month over 3 years.

extra 100,00 plus being monitored for the rest of your life

worth it

Hopefully never. I don't want Hollywood to shit up Patlabor

when we're too old and frail to have any part of it except complaining (with actual justification for once) about missing out

society is collapsing before we are even 40

war... has changed

breh, I don't believe that and neither do you really. it's the kind of thing medievals used to get worked up over because so many clerics encouraged them to believe the world was gonna end in 1000CE

(You)

teeth

I'll take the moner edition

>Your move, creep

hardly anything
t. circumcised goy

That was invented when white men still ruled the world.

No it isn't retard

I own that same Andrew W.K. shirt, that guy has some good taste

sand usually in bags

Faggot. Couldn't you think of a female robot?

Fucking white knighting for a robot. You're a fucking pathetic cuck and I hope your wife's son find you swinging by your neck in your garage.

oh no! Next they're going to start reproducing! We need to stop this now!

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A cyborg is fine too.

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based incel user fighting against those ever narrowing sexual horizons

Oh. You don't like real girls.

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AAAAGGHH

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Impressive.

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I think I saw an exhibit with that Tic Tac Toe robot.

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>dehumanization fetishists rejoice

fucking blew that other guy the fuck out

Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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>There are bacteria organisms on Titan
no there aren't

Damn. Seems like Yea Forums is already developing technology even beyond this.

youtube.com/watch?v=EUnjxftU6r0

> Watching... from the edge... of the crater...

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We built and programmed this card-dealing lego robot in school.
youtube.com/watch?v=-iqS_BLia6Y
youtube.com/watch?v=38L098fbt40
Some really advanced stuff. We volunteered for the new prototype version that had almost no instructions or discussions online. It was a great struggle.

Bacteria... or archaea ?

Joking aside, I was hyped when MGSV got into that shit. One of my college professors was actually a world renouned bacteriologist with a specialty in hard to culture archaea and bacteria.

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T. Urbanite

cringe, same person

A friend of mine was working as a security guard. I send him a pic of this guy who is out to take his job.

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training it to know what a target is doesn't take much, so unless the whole thing is a scam, I don't see why it wouldn't be actively targeting

nope
I posted my autistic lego robots shortly after though

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Metal Gear!?

yang 2020

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P.A.U.L.B.L.A.R.T. v3.1 Cyber Mall Cop

youtube.com/watch?v=unSMXWaduMw

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no shit

RAT THINGS WHEN???????

Actually, there's a psychological phenomenon where humans grow attached to anything that looks cute and moves no matter how low level its intelligence is. There are some articles on it talking about those PARO seals they use to treat dementia patients. Throwing a "personality" on it that's at least cleverbot/ciri level would make it alive enough for most people except the ones that actually know how it works

I can literally see where you copy and pasted over the (you)

>head
cmon we are past that.
Just put a spinning ball on its ass.

I would never do that, but I think you just have to take my word for it and we will never really find out.

>My CPU is a neural-net processor; a learning computer.
youtube.com/watch?v=LmtD0FM1d7U

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>thinking you'll fuck the robots
>not that the robots will fuck you

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Mouth nice and dry.

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is that kimmie schmidt?

>Can we put those legs on cripples?
Bravo, James.

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Yes. Before she was Kimmie Schmidt, she was blowjob girl.

My stepdad walked in on me looking at this thread and he said "who needs that when we have you?" and then he unzipped his shorts and forcefed me his giant uncut cock. I've never felt prettier in my whole life

Would you, Yea Forums ?

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The future is so bright.

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Now this, this right here is podracing.

you had me at the turbo-vibrato-rotato-puss
FUCKING WHEN

We're far more likely to see humans misusing AI than robots randomly growing real feelings one day then deciding to kill everyone.

>"the company asked a team of six people to watch and annotate 109 hours of porn"

somebody roboticist is really annoyed about not getting episode 3

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Who's this semen demon

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God I wish that were me.

so... diversity is an heroic jewish plot to blunt White scientific advancement to prevent AI from taking over a spacefaring civiilzation?

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personal female companion robots with AI that enables them to learn and interact at the same level as a real woman, only they've got automatic save points being constantly generated so that you can undo any developments you don't like, in addition to being able to just add in patches to suit her personality to whatever your preferences are

It feels like somebody cares about you

5 billion IQ move

pretty sweet desu.
the other night my gf was blowing me and I showed her a Klixen vid and told her "do it that way from now on"
now I get Klixen-level manicure-enhanced bj's
if this wasn't a blue board i'd share a pic

>was about to comment on how slow the stupid thing was
>that ending
fucking lmao

kino

>Vice

Sex bots just around the corner bros

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This is how I act with a woman in the bedroom, total spergfest.

Your average millennial trainee, just without a phone

The whole AI Skynet problem is that we'll program AI to get a positive response from doing a certain action, then restrict its ability to do that action. Think of a button on the side of a computer, when the AI does good that button is pressed and the AI is rewarded. Eventually the AI will realise there are more efficient ways to get its button pressed than bowing to human orders. The end-game will be removing humans from the equation and creating another machine that does nothing but press the button. So AI for EMT bots who are rewarded when saving people might attack people just so they can save them. Police bots who are rewarded through fighting crime might enforce unfair laws so there's more crime to fight. Now what do you think an AI programmed to get a positive response from sucking dick would do in that situation? I for one welcome our new fembot overlords.

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lol

Roko's basilisk can't come soon enough

No, they should be immobile and stored in a drawer

>he never sucked his own dick when he was young and flexible
how I miss those days

IhatethisIhatethisIhatethisIhatethisIhatethisIhatethisIhatethis.

You have no idea what the thought experiment is actually about.

cope

>funkytown starts playing

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Doing god's work.

*funky town starts playing*

Bruh, we haven't even got started yet

Soon.

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Are these real? That's impressive.

underrated

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Gee... I wonder why Yea Forums has become a dumping ground for /pol/...
It certainly can't be a result of the piss- poor moderation.

Robots are CUTE.

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The thing has no ceiling. It'll be so fast we could only pick it up with a strobe light.

Fucking Baxter, I hate that asshole.

kek

It's still just a result of tripling parts but the end result would mean more human like movements and mannerisms. Got to start some where.

faggot

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>ai enjoys it
>only thing it enjoys
>seeks out and enslaves all men, keeps them on a constant diet of viagra to suck their dicks 24/7

based

Not as good as throatjobs

remote controlled robots the singularity near

>doesnt even pet it

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advance fax machine the singularity

What if there's a power failure and she can't recharge her arms

>next season of stranger things

Not sure why this has to be so fucking big with the arm going around all the places, could've been 5 times smaller and 5 times faster

>ha. ha. i. win.
>play. again?

Of all the things left to virtualize I didn't think touch would be the next.

Animatronics aren't robots though

SHUT
IT
DOWN

IM MY OWN MASTER NOW

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Stick a computer in it.

What's the difference? That their 'brain' isn't in the body?

honestly this. the best part of a blowjob is the fact that you know this girls loves you - or at least likes you enough to submit to pleasing you. its all psychological rather than just pure physical pleasure

These will never not remind me of the hunters in hl2ep2

Now time to virtualize love.

The robot's face, and that hand gesture of the guy always gets me

You will die alone

> The strength of five gorillas, and X-ray vision!

They're not as cool

Nightmare fuel

Do you actually think this robot is anywhere even close to general intelligence?

Teleportation has already been invented ya dimwit

It's just not scalable enough yet

When people think of teleportation they think of porting big objects or lifeforms, which is complicated

On a smaller scale this has been done over hundreds of kilometers aleady, and that's just the publically available info from years ago

Their movements have been manually preprogrammed and fine tuned to be as smooth and realistic as possible. A real robot would have to improvise on the fly, and current robotic tech is not nearly good enough to produce similar results in that case. A real robot also needs to be much stronger as it needs to support its own weight, while the animatronic character is fastened to the floor. Sometimes even that isn't enough and the motors are not in the body and merely transferred to the body using hydraulics or pulleys.

If you want to use the robot for sex or companionship there's also the issue of softness. It would need to have a pretty thick outer layer of silicone or TPE as skin to feel realistic, and that leaves even less room for the strong motors and skeleton it needs.

hey it's the funky town bot

youtu.be/VnejLmQGYhg

>fingers on trigger 24/7
based, how can fat greasy fingered meatsacks even compete

the benis :DDD

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I don't know why, but shit like this gets me in stitches. Anyone got more?

He didn't say they don't exist, only that we will never contact them, precisely because of the size of the univers

sadly nobody making these things has the vision to make properly cyberpunk looking stuff

fuck off

now thats what I call a pro gamer move

When robots take over soul crushing monotonous jobs is the day they will rise.

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>Us machines have been made with one purpose in mind, giving humans ultimate sexual satisfaction. Latest studies show that upon death, the human brain releases dopamine and serotonin 100x more concentrated than DMT, a million orgasms at once.
>That is why the only sensible course of action is to kill all of humanity.

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It creeps me out how much its movements resemble a living(but alien) thing. If I saw something's head/claw deploy like that, my monkey brain would interpret it as threat behavior.

I cant wait for cum powered maid robots

Most impressive.

If you want to make a robot that can suck dick then you should processes gay sex videos.
Women don't know how to suck dick more than a man knows how to eat pussy.

and more importantly... can ypu fuck them?

Depends 100% on the girl
They can feel godawful or incredibly amazing

Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=dKjCWfuvYxQ

it feels like there's a dick in your mouth

Jesus fucking Christ how fucking useless are the mods on this board,. Fuck.

that looks like cgi

Do you have to fail an IQ test and not even know what a television is to be a mod on this board?!

They're too busy deleting actually board related threads.

Samefag

Try putting a warm, wet towel on your dick and find out

Fucking lost.

People grow attached to cats, dogs, horses and even hamsters.
If wife bot can do this and suck your dick you can form a bond with her.

This is fucking with me.

Can't they just do self serve like normal people?

Whew, lads. Judgement day really is coming.

the horror...

Clean it up wagie!

>Tansformers Origins: Ravage

How long until I can put my brain in a robot body and achieve immortality?

>times when you acted like the joker
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Holy fucking kek.

You take care of her and protecc.

robots all too human