What killed his career?

Is it the guy who got bold? Or does he just look like that one actor

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3rd rock from the sun

He's now financially supported by Davey

Too bland looking, too short, shitty hairline. He's kind of forgettable. He can't do leading roles because he's too ugly and I guess he thinks he's too good to take character roles

hot headedness

Post it. Someone post it.

>he's even Jewish
His career seems to hit a clear snag when he played Snowden in 2016. That might be why we haven't seen him much since then.

inability to keep his cool

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He plays a gay guy well.

This

Morgan Freeman and Caine mocking him during the batman press.

>What killed his career?

Being a fucking dweeb with zero charisma!!!FACT!!!

>CTP larper
PLEASE have sex.

His acting skills

>PLEASE have sex.

When some feminazi and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot lapdogs calls you an "INCEL" or use their generic insult "have sex", it's because they can't form a coherent thought let alone a counter argument, it's because women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing but herpes riddled whores!

And the so-called "men" who use those words are even worse because they're virtue signaling numale cucks who think that they'll get some of that sweet college/university hipster chick pussy when those women will be fucking Chad Thundercock and only settle for them once they're looking to nest with a beta orbiter provider after they're done riding the cock carousel!

No one self-identifies as "involuntary celibate". It's something roasties project onto men who don't put up with women's shit. As if to say "oh, if you had sex you'd agree with me and give in to my demands". This is because women think they can get anything they want with sex and believe this because their white knight lapdogs betas would do anything for a pity fuck!!!FACT!!!

he didn't what to become Bruce Willis

Somebody got that hothead out of here

Please have white children and contribute to the national socialist cause.

based, I hope he has all his clothes now

He's into us. instagram.com/p/ByCNhUVJHEa/

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Doesn't he like to poz young twinks or something according to the blind items?

Yeah, kikes didn't like that.

back to tumblr fucking art hoes

have sex

Hapa genetics

Davey?

Aids

he's sexy

50/50 was his only good movie the hell are you on?

Literally has AIDS. Has his security bring him gay prostitutes and young twinks then he pozzes them. He's done it to over 100 men and if they say anything they end up dead.

Looper was a true story but he used aids instead of a shotgun

Snowden.

Everyone who comes into contact with post millennium Oliver Stone soon after starts to collapse and takes many years to recover. See Colin Farrel, Shia Lebouf, Aaron Taylor Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Josh Brolin.

Davey

>gives them aids
>don't talk or you're dead!
LOL

>all those words

Achieve coitus, faggot

yeah i read that blind too. fits neil patrick harris better than jgl.

Manlet.

He's pretty passionate about Hit Record, way more so than he was about anything else he did.

lol these newfags dont know who that is

His pretentiousness. He thought he was a street level auteur, but he's just a prima Donna child actor who retained his looks.

heard davey died that way
he died happy though

I heard he has HIV and gets on on infecting other guys with it

I also heard this

his accent in the movie about the french guy who walked on a tightrope between the WTC towers

He’s always reminded me of Elijah Wood but with smaller shifty eyes

that was a fun movie tho

This picture kills me everytime

He meets ''''straight'''' men, and has them escorted to his trailer or room while on set and gives them aids. He did it to a guy on Yea Forums who used to post here, dude couldn't pay the medical bills and legit died. This was big years ago. I think he bought his sweatpants or some shit.

I heard this too

alright I'll bite, I'm a newfag and who the fuck is that?

Nolan.

Take a shotgun and kill yourself

The ice age!

prove it fuckers

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Rian Johnson

Bite on a dick

>alright I'll bite, I'm a newfag and who the fuck is that?
During JGL's Don Jon / Failed TV show on IFC days he had a special fan named Davey. Now Davey wasn't an ordinary fan. He was a super fan. A super creepy fan.
He found contact information of people who worked on 500 days of summer and 50/50 and would buy JGL's used clothing from these movies. The Infamous SWEATPANTS from 500 days of summer was one of Davey's favorites, said it had a slight musk of ball sweat but not too bad. He would wear them around his house and take pictures. He would later buy some shirts and pictures he would mail out to get signed.

One day JGL did a Reddit AMA and someone linked him to a thread on Yea Forums of Davey talking about his ball musk. Everyone in the thread created a reddit account and thumbs uped the post or whatever the fuck until it was at the top. JGL saw it and ended his AMA immediately after viewing.

Two years later JGL was filming something in NYC and Davey stalked him on twitter to find out what hotel he was at based on some picture he tweeted.

JGLS security told him about a suspicious dude outside lurking and shit and JGL decided davey was cute or funny or whatever and invited him up to his room. JGL buttfucked our boy davey (who wasnt gay just really a big weirdo) and Davey confessed this was his first encounter with a man and a celebrity and he pissed himself. He got really sick a few months later and was diagnosed with AIDS (def related)

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what the fuck is that real?

this cant be fucking real

lol, 500 days of summer shits all over 50/50. It's not even close to being his "only good movie"

go back to Facebook retards

Cure herpes, roastie

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He made this movie solely to dryhump Scarjo. Once she acquired Disney power she made some calls to tank his career.

He talked shit to Bruce Willis, so Bruce killed his career. its as simple as that.

Dont fuck with the Globo pedo elite.

kek

he’s a homosexual

It's real.

he actually played a pretty convincing Guido in that

>alright I'll bite, I'm a newfag and who the fuck is that?
Ok here it goes
>resident weirdo !DAVEY was Joseph Gordon Levitt obsessed
>Bought all of his clothing from sets
>Sent headshots to be signed to JGL
>stalked him endlessly on twitter/ig/facebook
>found a hotel he was at
>somehow convinced security to let him up
>took selfies with Gordon-Levitt and posted them on Yea Forums
>lost his virginity to him, having his asshole torn open
>Got sick and died of Aids he presumably got from Joseph Gordon Levitt

i'm seething with jealousy

lmao

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why would you ever

I think he is a nerfed Ryan Gosling, but i like him for some reason

HEY YOU SCROLLING BY THIS IS THE GREEN TEXTED VERSION OF BOTH ARE TRUE STORIES ABOUT A Yea Forums user WHO DIED

why? he's super ugly

How did Magic Johnson survive with AIDS having been diagnosed in 1991?

Worth

He had a lot of money.

He just annoyed me in 3rd Rock. Thought they chose wrong when he was casted. I loved the show as a kid but would always change the channel when he and his boring gf August were in a scene together.

childhood crush

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pleb

Magic

People got him confused with that guy from Gotham.

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Damn I love making white dudes type paragraphs by triggering them with just 2 words

Hehe.

I miss him bros. Anyone have THAT pic?

him, harry and john lithgow returned to their home planet

Any source on Davey dying?

He got better towards the end when he got a proper haircut

This.
i wish i could find the gossip page that points it out. he makes them sign NDAs and then ties them up

That was in fact three words my afro-american

>JGLS security told him about a suspicious dude outside lurking and shit and JGL decided davey was cute or funny or whatever and invited him up to his room. JGL buttfucked our boy davey (who wasnt gay just really a big weirdo) and Davey confessed this was his first encounter with a man and a celebrity and he pissed himself. He got really sick a few months later and was diagnosed with AIDS (def related)
Any source on this? Did Davey post it here?

youtu.be/whFBCIzwxp8

>took selfies with Gordon-Levitt and posted them on Yea Forums
Where's the archived thread?

He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

I miss davey

Have children

holy shit

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Hanging around Nolan too long

He became Brie Larson

It's Mysterious Skin, actually

More importantly, what happened to that dave tripfag who was completely obsessed with him?

he was a child actor its a miracle he made it that long

thats just because you want to fuck twink joseph his only good movie is hesher by the way

Asymmetrical face.

supposedly the sandman script he developed was laughed at by a lot of people, when gaiman read it he blocked that production

also his last 2 leading roles were flops, the walk and snowden. although maybe not huge flops but def struggled to break even

got labeled box office poison i guess

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all faces are (not a cope)

Reddit: the actor

Ok, Hollywood is a satanic cesspool of degenerates and kiddie-fuckers.

There.

>when gaiman read it he blocked that production
gayman is a hack, the script was probably KINO and he got butthurt

being set up for a batman role and getting cucked out of it

hitrecord.org

thats all really. he chose to focus in that because he had money and wanted to give others a platform