/HEEM/

I went to bed after the Burns fight, I'm not interested in watching kids fight.

Only like two more months for Jiri to take what's his

Bit risky considering his age, he could break and retire any moment

Nope still salty b

Is there a single person in the top 15 Meng can win against? I can't see him winning against anyone at this point

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FACT: A thread with proportionately few american flags is a good thread

>ATT
exposed
>Jacksons
exposed
>Team Alpha Manlet
exposed
>SBG Ireland
mega exposed
>Sanford MMA
lol
>MMA Masters
who?
>Trevor White man
ngl on frfr

mean while AKA?

untouchable.

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AKA? who does AKA have besides the Dagestanis?

being a leaf has many benefits but one of the funnier ones is ducking the entire world's wrath because they've fucked up so many of y'alls countries lol

Hope all those faggots from the last few days got banned for 3 months

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>fight night with the boys
>your favorite fighter is about to fight
>ESPN plays the highlights
>it's all from 2010-15

YEAAH *sips* TONE FERGUSSONS A BEAST STILL GOT IT

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/heem/bros thoughts?

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It really is incredible how he turned a meme, lucky KO over a shitty fighter and a fortunate doctors stoppage over a shitty fighter into three PPV headline spots, never remotely competing in any of those three

>the Dagestanis

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F

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Khabib has been exposed enough, no one except retarded muslims have respect for him as a fighter. Oliveira is a real one, grew up in UFC and did not care about losses. Khabib is a bitch.

wtf why?

Post yfw Usman is retired by a short notice little known Kazakh fighter

What did Khalilov say?

>"I want to thank everyone. Sean Shelby, Hunter Campbell, Dana White & the UFC for giving me so many opportunities. I want to thank my family, coaches, manager, everybody who has been part of my career. I’m still going to be around MMA helping young guys, and my friends."
>"I also want to say thank you to Mark Henry, Ricardo Almeida, Frankie Edgar and Anderson França"
good for him, his chin is heemed

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Sean Brady or Magny but once Nomad beats Magny, then no

uhhh idk he only got heemed like 6 times in a row

Forever my boy. His Aljo heem will go down in history.

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This already known its why no one cares about Khabib anymore no one considers him GOAT

Reminder that Islam ducked RDA and then tried to blame it on him

is there a day that passes that people don't seethe about khabob?

f
his run to the strap was fun

Shavkat and Magny are fighting on the 4th of July card. The same card with Usman-Leon. They're the backups.

Legend. BTFO the champ.

This dog IQmogs Garth.

What went wrong?
He was supposed to be THE next big thing

whos next?

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Nothing of value was lost.

Grim

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no, Islam wanted to fight but he asked for some more money for his trouble and Dana fell asleep so they gave it to whoever

Cardiolet, physically and mentally flushed by Cejudo.

heem or be heemed

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why didn't yan just do this lol

volk bros... he's dating jefree star....

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Free cain fuck commiefornia

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Mr. Clean takes Cody's last 2 braincells any day.

r/heem has always been a refuge for aljochads

remember that war between cub swanson and Doo-ho Choi? It just been inducted into the 2022 hall of fame

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Didn't even seem like huge shots

That would just be a depressing fight

Fur sure your asian meme beats Magny who Khamzat has ducked for over a year

Fuck Dana

poo who soi

Almost heemed Merab only to get stopped

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One-Round Manbros....

Ay Jake Paul squad waddup senpai.

coming back vs font only 2 months after getting heemed by cory wasn't smart

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have any of you gone to a ufc event? can you go alone or do you have to bring someone

Actually RDA ducked Islam.

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youtube.com/watch?v=G2NZPE_nMHA

>retires after getting second belt
>becomes undisputable goat
>becomes commentator for funny shittalking and good insight
>doesn't die from ODing in hospital after getting his ass kicked again

There, I fixed our timeline lads.

F. He came close.

Aljo winning the belt was too much for him
F

No cardio, can't stand being punched in the face and on top of that has bad defense

>conor cels mirroring khabibs greatness onto the greatest play of Dana's life

this heem was pure kino though

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legendary moment. the timing was unreal.

Bros why are we still posting here even though we all now there's absolutely nothing good to talk about until May? It makes no sense whatsoever to still be here but yet we are. Why are we like this?

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I could heem everyone in this thread

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>Yes Joe! Yes Joe! You're welcome!
Based

/heem/ is a combat sports general

moraesbros.....

After ten thousand hours of rendering... Finally... The perfect fighter...

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i think you'd be surprised b

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the way Cejudo came back mexican style was insane in this one

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Doubt he'll get od'd he has doctors around him for that reason

bump

F
His chin was completely gone. Johnny Walker take note.

nice how did you make that?

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>can you go alone or do you have to bring someone

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do any of you stand while you heempost?

GOAT? discuss

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When your chin is so bad you're getting starched by 135ers, it's time to retire

The will of god

>imagine not having any friends

>tfw UFC will never come to your country

I think it's like going to a concert, a club or a movie theatre. You can go alone but it would be sad as fuck

>My favourite fighter didn't win! Therefore it's a robbery!
If this is you, then congratulations: you are based (just like me). Never let a cuck who abandons his fighter and doesn#t defend him when he loses a decision look down on you.

Khamzat is the backup for sure

idk that feel

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I'm banned from any other board I tend to post and I'm bored, also got some work to do on pc
I grow more and more tired of 4cheng tbqh, discussing sports is useless between non athletes

If I recorded the ufc with a zoom and uploaded it to youtube with ads would they sue me immediately

I just entered the calculations onto my university's supercomputer and pressed enter

Honour is lame. Victory is all that matters. *kicks you in the nuts and sharts in your eye*

canadians are so fucking stupid

Some 3d program like blender or unreal engine or sth

You gave him a better physique kek

my wife on the far left

Don't paint us all with the same brush