SVENGOOLIE GENERAL (NOW WITH STREAM!)

SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com
STREAM HERE! -- play.afreecatv.com/banderson/214927170

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: HOUSE OF WAX (1953)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: An associate burns down a wax museum with the owner inside, but he survives only to become vengeful and murderous.

IMDB RATING: 7.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 72% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)


>Where can I watch Svengoolie?

STREAM
>STREAM
STREAM
play.afreecatv.com/banderson/214927170

You can also watch Svengoolie on the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find any more streams, please post a link in the thread!


TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (35 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

>NOTICE
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>NOTICE
If you like this thread, PLEASE post in it! These threads are slow moving and can use all the bumps they can get!

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Tonight's Movie: House of Wax
Year: 1953
Director: André De Toth (as Andre de Toth)
Writers: Crane Wilbur (screenplay), Charles Belden (story)

Description: incent Price plays the menacing Professor Henry Jarrod, in a role that would solidify his reputation as the creepiest man in Hollywood. With everything from cancan girls to rubber paddleballs finding their way into the audience, 'House of Wax' takes full advantage of the novel 3-D stereoscopic process.


FEATURING:

Vincent Price ... Prof. Henry Jarrod
Frank Lovejoy ... Det. Lt. Tom Brennan
Phyllis Kirk ... Sue Allen
Carolyn Jones ... Cathy Gray
Paul Picerni ... Scott Andrews
Roy Roberts ... Matthew Burke
Angela Clarke ... Mrs. Andrews
Paul Cavanagh ... Sidney Wallace
Dabbs Greer ... Sgt. Jim Shane
Charles Bronson ... Igor (as Charles Buchinsky)
Reggie Rymal ... The Barker


TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 28 min
Format: 35mm Natural Vision (3-D) (MAX KINO)
Original Aspect Ratio: 1.37 : 1
Color: Color (Eastman Color)

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this was on not that long ago....but I'll watch it again just for Vincent Price and Carolyn Jones

MY BODY IS READY!!!

>tfw I'm overseas and can't watch svenkino this week

I MISSED LAST WEEK, I FELT SO BAD, BUT MY STREAM LIVED ON!!

bump, get in here svenbros

i want to bang lynda carter

This is a rerun correct? I remember house of wax being on a few months ago

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CLEAR THE BOWLING LANES!!!!!!!

Here we go!

>60fps
So 3D!

I CAN FEEL IT

I have a feeling that this whole place is going to burn down.

I just set up an antenna and meTV is broadcast locally (i'm in Las Vegas)
I'm thinking I might set up a DVR to record shit overnight like Mannix, but it might also be helpful in setting up a stream
i have a lot of experience with streaming Yea Forums related shit going back to 2011 or so
will update in a few weeks. need a video card

we already have a stream.
but 2 would be cool.

>comic event trailer
WHOA.

Yeah, that was a surprise.

BASED sven

OP here, I'm finally back. Did I miss anything? I had to leave at 7:25 Eastern so I made the thread 5 minutes early this time.

Thank you so much for whoever sets this stream up. I don't have cable and can only catch this on rare occasions.

GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK !!!
SVEN DOESNT TAKE CHECKS!!!

I used to have a TV Tuner card in my Packard Bell in the 90's. I have no idea how people re-stream with new digital DVR's and shit. Isn't there some kind of over the wire DRM?

Packard Bell was the shit back then.
Poor mans Dell.

>The money came in. Certified check
OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

It's all about HDMI cables these days.

its all about the Pentiums baby

Vincent Price was so based. Is the horror character actor completely absent from Hollywood nowadays? I think the scream queen era was the last time we had actors who almost only were known for doing horror.

We get Once Upon a Time in Hollywood now.

>Vincent Price was so based.
fuckn a

>"the scream came from up there!"
>pushes wife up first

pussy

HE UGLY

she was a bitch anyways

I love the boomercials. It only adds to the Svenkino experience.

Did I miss anything?

Sven now takes personal checks. It was a plot twist I did not see coming.

DONT GET ME STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn I miss the golden age of scream queens.

>Just like any woman they have to have the last word

tfw movies will never be casually sexist ever again

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>Is the horror character actor completely absent from Hollywood nowadays?

Besides Tobin Bell? No, it's gone out of style so far.

PADDLE BALL COMEDIAN

err. I was going to just get a 4 tuner capture card and figure it out from there
streaming via vlc or ffmpeg probably possible

OFFICAL POSTER
LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DRAWN IN MS PAINT
4TH GRADER 4 HOURS

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She can pose for me anytime.

That only makes me want it even moar!!1!

balls in mouth, what did sven mean by this

CHORUS GIRLS.

WOOHOO

what's the appeal of 3D anyway?

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NO FUCKING CHECKS!!!!

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NO PERSONAL CHECKS, MOTHERFUCKER!

Igor is gonna fuck her up

DIS FOOL CAN WALK!!!!!!!!!!!

>implying just last words ever enough

LOOKS LIKE KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!!!

>That collar bone
OH LAWD!

good movie

see you next week

that scene always makes me hot....

overall I think this film had every ability and resource to be good, but it somehow squandered all of them and made something which feels incredibly disconnected writing wise, clumsily edited, etc.

that whole opening up until the blonde girl is murdered is fucking pointless, and could be compressed without much being lost..

that subplot about one of the antagonist's henchmen being an alcoholic should've been hinted at earlier.

basically this entire film seems to be a textbook in "being reduced to mediocre".