What are you getting, Yea Forums?

Where so you get these magical boxes?

haha what store in japan would possibly sell this haha

Is that just old people movies?

>classic cruise but no classic dano

>no Miller's Crossing

>Ep I-III
>Rogue One

Why does a public library have modern Hollywood blockbusters available? What a waste of resources.

cranstonlibrary.org

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Should libraries even exist anymore if this is the function they serve?

KINO! Fact!!

>tfw local library gets criterion movies and new blu rays in every month

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Now you're expected to be on drugs the whole time.

How could you forget it enough to need to do it again otherwise?

Classic Cruise

libraries have always had movies

you dont like shane (1953)?

Where else are homeless people supposed to work on their CVs and learn new skills online user?

to attract women and minorities

My library has thousands of movies, what sort of hellhole do you live in?

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Peep the whole list
flickr.com/photos/cranstonlibrary/albums/72157663221448007
It's pic related for me

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I always imagine it must be kind of a bummer managing a library since almost nobody really reads anymore
Like you try to have fun events but you have to supplement everything with computers and movies just to get people to walk inside

Replace libraries with centers that can teach people new things and give access to job postings user.

Can I get the Star Wars box without Rogue One?

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I went to a bookstore in the States once, a large section of it was just tables with kids playing with slime

NO FORREST IN THE TOM HANKS BOX
FFS

Westerns, easily.

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>tfw no loli dominatrix in latex outfit

>Hudsucker Proxy

>not Blood Simple, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, No Country for Old Men

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>westerns
>pick the most normalfag capeshit esque western around
i still love tombstone, but it's barely a western

>tfw Romantic Comedies II is actually kind of comfy

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Peep the tv pack

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Are you mentally ill?

Thought the exact same thing, feels pretty bad desu.

haven't seen the Jason bourne series yet so i'd check that one out

Are you retarded?

Groundhog Day is a rom-com?

more like cringe box haha

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I got diagnosed with aspergers when I was a kid so yeah I guess

about $60 each

The mafia pack is garbage
Throw in casino and Donny brasco

>Bourne binge isn't just the trilogy
What movies would you include to replace the last two?

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Technically it is, fuck it I'll take it for any reason.

no

So... libraries?

>steal whole post from reddit

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Based, get rid of Black Mass and throw in Mean Streets too.

>binging movies just for the actors

Taken
Cobra

If all you needed was books user to learn a new skill to work then Colleges, School, Tutors and any form of reeducation would not exist. I think you know this already though.

where's the anime box?

I guess it depends on your point of view.

Throw in Goodfellas

Hudsucker Proxy is kino friend. If anything I would take out O Brother or Lebowski.

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>local library still closed for "renovations"

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It's for kids.

reddit are our bros

Good picks. Assassins could work as well.

>IV, V, VI
>and VII
Sensing a pattern here.

Goodfellas is in the pack

NO KEANU BOX
>Speed
>Matrix
>Point break
>a scanner darkly
>Dracula

What's the name of the one with the niggers, the Italians and the bicycles?

A Bronx Tale?

Can't wait for EU copyright shit to be enforced on stealing reddit's posts

Yeah. Thank you, lad

>force awakens is original trilogy

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wtf japs

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>skipping the incredible hulk
don't do this, Yea Forums

desu pretty based combo

>family entertainment
ET
Goonies
Jurassic Park
The people under the stairs
Honey, I shrank the kids
Batteries not included

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Come brothers or the classic Christmas movies

No Arnold pack
Fix this, Yea Forums

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Do those binge boxes contain food?

Why would they?

Because he's American.

There's too many. It would have to be a three-parter.

anyone else smelling a tv movie night?

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No James Francis Cameron pack
Why bother?

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God I love you, Japan.
Never fucking change.
We seriously need to start fucking randomly nuking other countries; just look at the long term results.

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Never understood this, plenty of people still read. Just not the zoomed young kids and anyone under 20. Too retarded to sit still for an hour.

>Conan
>Terminator 1 & 2
>Predator
>Total Recall
>Commando
I think would cover most of his highlights. Maybe you could have an Arnold comedy pack too.

youtube.com/watch?v=52BAtU21DFQ

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>Maybe you could have an Arnold comedy pack too
for the masochistic crowd, I assume.

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I can't conceive an Arnie pack that doesn't begin with Pumping Iron and end with True Lies, not that I think they're his best, they are milestones

based and redpilled library 2bh

tom hanks is normie tier garbage

>Implying Hercules in New York, Kindergarten Cop, and Junior aren't pure kino.
user, are you well?

seriously japan. wtf

the three on the top row
what the actual fuck

Mines closed for Reno also. I just go to one a little further away

what in tarnation is the hudsucker proxy

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>triple parenthesis
what did they mean by this

>he didn't grab the cruise pack

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Forgetting about de Vito twins kinoa

Now had at any point you named "Last Action Hero" I might've taken you seriously.

the whole point of the movie is him bettering himself to get the girl. of course it is

Kindergarten Cop is legit a good movie
Jingle all the way is pretty comfy, honestly not as terrible as people make it out to be

The only thing that would make an Arnold comedy marathon entertaining would be watching them with Arnold himself. Listen to him explain everything uber-enthusiastically like a 10 year old.

Fuck you all

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what a shame the source is standard resolution
candydoll has been dead for more than a decade

That would be an incredible experience

that would be a bucket list item
imagine watching last action hero with him

love Red Heat

instacunnies are the new candydoll. but candydoll's production is still the greatest lg content

Food important when binging.

are these literal child pornography?

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The kino brothers.

Just short of it

more like the CRINGE box! aheuheuheuhue
*leaves thread*

no nudity = no porn

it's child kinography

No they're child MODELING videos.
Just innocent young child MODELS. No sex, no nudity.

I wish

roasties would say candydoll girls were being "abused" despite the fact they always look like they're having the time of their lives

Of course, they're unaware of the fetishization aspect & thus unaware they should be charging far, far more for it.

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS?

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by not living in a roastie controlled society

They paid a bunch of 8 year olds to play dress up and filmed them.

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why

>all these zoomers who have never heard of candydoll

yeah I think I'm too old for this place now. imagine if they saw Yea Forums in 2006-2008

Play this, you will understand.

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my library has almost every new release as soon as they come out. if they don't have it in the library you order it online and that week you can check it out. it's the poor man's netflix

Those were the days

Give me the sneedbox

cringe

>Prequel Trilogy
>Includes Rogue One

JEFF!!

Ok grandpa sorry I don't want to rape 8 year old kids you fucking psycho

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why would I want to rape little girls? I love little girls

Do I even want to know

Yes, you do.

die

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with Japan?

absolutely nothing. however the west has everything backwards

uh-oh

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>there are anons on this site whl actually cried when Kyo Ani got roasted

Fucking ALL of THIS
niggers act like keeping the imaginary shit from being made is more important than keeping the real shit from happening.

Hit close to home, huh?

>being a pedophile is ok
>see my stats say so
Die in a fire

why isn't it okay to like girls 11 and up? I'm being completely sincere. without argumentum ad populum "because it's le wrong".

>my single post derailed the entire thread
you're losing your touch Yea Forums

Japan can't have junior idols anymore, so they need to import the videos from Russia.

Yea Forums is dead. filled with your average phoneposting normalnigger that has lowest common denominator moral reactions to everything

Why don't the libraries in Portsmouth and Middletown have these?

Original Trilogy + Force Awakens you brainlet. Just like its Prequels + Rogue One

In regards to the underlying conversation here... it's fascinating how the "open" web has actually cleaned up a bunch, considering how it keeps getting easier to have encrypted / private / blockchain whatever content delivery.
Even just comparing five years ago to today, major sites etc are better policed and managed. Heck, just look at Tumblr. Three years ago it was a mess. Now it's peachy clean. Wonder what the internet will look like in five more years.

yeah it's pretty spooky. the fact that zoomers don't even seem to mind unless it pertains to their edgy politics is also terrifying. there is literally not one place on the open internet for outcasts anymore. even r9k is literally facebook now. and wizchan is filled with mildly depresed 20 year olds

>Wonder what the internet will look like in five more years.
Boring, vanilla fucking garbage, everywhere.

t.soiboi

I want to Google what these are but I'm afraid that search term would put you on some list

the patrician list

*Boring vanilla garbage and shit tier fetishes like trannies and cuckoldry every where
Fixed that for you

wonder how long it will be until they ban our instacuns

Since when did library's get cool shit? When I was a kid the only thing they had were books and computers

my local library has every kubrick film on blu ray

It's illegal even in Japan just so you know.

Since internet has made books obsolete so they have movies and comics and sometimes even videogames now.

>This item will not fit in the book drop
We'll see about that, assholes.

Star Wars is unironically the most watchable of this 'selection'.

libraries movies are based as fuck
you get the see new movies for literally free
my mom and i like to watch them together
since always?
books are cool
and they've had tv shows and movies for a cool minute
you probably could even order some weeb movies and it will be at your local library

it's not illegal. it's they just made it illegal to produce more

They should replace it with die hard.

I’ll take the slow burning emotionally draining horror films from a24 binge pack thanks! No jumpscares please!

The library near me had VHS as far back as the early 90s.

>Has never watched a western before

That's a fun idea
Libraries are based!

No, it's not. Tertiary services like movies, 3D printers and games are what is keeping non-massive libraries alive

>a24
>no jump scares

it's Edge of Tomorrow, lite

Yes. Shane is the Citizen Kane of WESTERNS.

Insofar as Shane is placed on a pedestal and touted as the greatest piece of media of its kind by academics.
While no one really actually likes the film and it's mostly overrated.

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would they sell these to a gaijin? if you bought them you couldn't take them home, unless maybe you changed the labels of the discs and put them in a generic cd case/folder

>Japan
Gift shop on Epstein's island.

>What's in the anime box

Akira
Wicked City
Violence Jack
Hamtaro
Legend of the Overfiend

Yknow all sorts of children's japanimation classics

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Bruh

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>classic cruise but no classic dano
Because Dano himself is classic Dano

Dont japs have segregated subways because the women get molested all the time?

Also isnt it a part of japanese culture to not report sexual crimes because is will disturb the population in some way like 9/10 crimes go un reported because they like to pretend everything is fine or is that the chinks that do that?

This desu

Not sure about That, but that sort of thing falls into the Japanese tendency to "not make a fuss."
Please be considerate of others and don't bother people with your screams while you're being raped, sort of thing.

>Tombstone
>"capeshit"
Well, there is the theater scene i guess...

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It's funny cause it's true.
I used to work at a local Mom n' Pop video store.
The owner had a children's animated/anime section.
You could find Disney movies, Totoro and Devilman all side by side.
One day during a lull I pulled the owner aside to point this out to him.

>Me: Do you realize that you have adult semi-pornagraphic material right next to the kids videos?
>Him: What? No! Is this a joke
>Me: Look at what's on the shelf
>Him: Those are cartoons for kids
>Me: *picking up a tentacle rape DVD and holding it up to him* No. LOOK at it!
>Him: it's just...oh...OH!

After that he put the ultra violent japanese tittie ovas back behind the counter with the porn

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Here's an example of one of the DVDs the owner had in the kids section. It's weird how he was blind to it.

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>Sex with this ninja is never "safe"

Kino

I'd rather get a minge box

good times indeed

>the statistics are biased, and the REAL number is in the favor of my argument!
There's a special place in hell for brainlets like you, and it's right next to the place the IRS workers go.

I'm having a hard time believing you.

I'm gonna download all of them right now and make my own

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Serious question. How old are You?
Have you ever been inside of a video store?
I ask because...
Seeing stuff like this happen wasn't that uncommon. They had straight up hentai on the shelves of my local Blockbuster in the mid 90s.
Anime was a new thing. The boomers didn't know what they were looking at.

the other way around. candy doll has been dead for years while junior idols keep going on.

Do Americans really go to libraries to rent movies? I guess I shouldn't be surprised most of you cannot read.

but how do you know that 90% of crimes in japan go unreported if it's unreported?

>STAR WARS
>PREQUEL TRILOGY
>TRILOGY
>FOUR MOVIES

Anime didn't really become mainstream in the U.S. until the late 90s, because of Pokemon. So most adults were unfamiliar with the content of anime.
Why do you think the box is covered with the "absolutely not for children" labels?
Because parents and video stores automatically assumed cartoon = for kids.

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The western box is the only one with no shit in it.

I used to check out manga from the library if that's worth anything.

my library had playstation 1 games. they still have a few console games these days but it's never nintendo. they used to have a lot of PC games until PC DRM went to shit. i used to check out spider-man and x-men cartoon maker all the time when i was a kid

>Legend of the Overfiend
The sequel is fucking insane

they've had movies for awhile they had VHS even

>Noooooo, Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie!

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>Anime didn't really become mainstream in the U.S. until the late 90s
What about all the 80's Jap cartoons that were popular? I know fuck all about animated shit. I just know all that Voltron shit and whatnot was pretty popular in the 80's.

Is there any feminist binge box?

Library is pretty legit. They have videogames (new ones) and shit at my library. Usually a waiting list but for a game you can beat in a week that sells for 60-80 (CAD) it's not terrible.

Library also has a good movie, tv (okay selection of blueray) and music section. I know folks who got a ton of ratio / higher status (to get invites) on private trackers by just going to the library and ripping random movies ( my library has a huge foreign section so chances are it hasn't been uploaded yet ) or music.

Libraries now are way more than just books, at another branch they have laser cutters and 3d printers that are free to use (you of course pay for materials) along with some decent camera and audio recording stuff you can checkout.

You pay for this stuff in taxes so might as well take advantage.

That was a kids show.

that was still all for kids, and all got lumped together; Astro Boy, Speed Racer, etc. That didn't change significantly until Akira came to video in the early 90s and the market for anime as a product for adults became a thing.

Stuff aimed at adults or young teens wasn't until the late 80s and 90s. Part of the reason Akira is such a big deal is it was one of the first commercially successful animes in the west.

On a side note, anyone remember when there were massive amounts of manga but shit was ALL in French?

PG-65 sounds too kino.

ok. I never knew that kids stuff wasn't considered "anime" in this context. Thx

steel magnolias and WWII documentaries

>one4hls8rnf31
>reddit filename
thanks OP for being a fag