“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly.

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HAYDJAPUTYANAMIDAGOBLEHAFIYAH???

Yes, yes, well done, Champions. Well done, Champions. HOWEVER - recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last minute slips to award.

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Hogqarts gets TWO champions, that is all. -light fades-

DESU, Gambon’s and Fiennes’ over-the-top performances were the only things saving the movies from being completely dull.

No, Harry's name had already been put onto one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

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Decent intro, but you used the wrong image

Another hivemind pleb with his garbage charts

Has anyone ever rearranged this b8 image to be accurate?

Was this Bloom?

I'm wondering if anyone's actually counted "stretched his legs"

It's literally used once in the first book and that's it.

very based

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Did you stretch your legs, Harry? He screamed calmly.

I honestly prefer tge actor who played the first dumbledor. Didnt he die after the second movie?

TWO CHAMPIONS?!

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is there ever a thing like Detect Magic spell in Harry Potter? It would be useful to see if any magic items have been tampered by another wizard's spell. This kind of thing would be handy

"Did you adapt a 600 page novel directly, Harry?" he asked in whatever manner the director and performer thought would best elevate the material.

Do you think they'll ever make a 100% accurate-to-the-source-material netflix (or whatever) show just to shut the faggots up?

How the hell did what's-his-name do magic powerful enough to bypass Dumbledore's Goblet charm?

Lube. It’s easier to penetrate when you’ve got lubrication. Dumbledore should have known this.

Because he's BARRRRRTY CROUCH
JOO KNEE ERR