3rd Date Girl is coming over

Should i shower this film? I am worried she might think i am a pervert?

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>7 minute long unsimulated lesbian sex scene
Yes.

Was this flick any good?

no but peanut brain women love it also it has tits so its prty good but not as good as actual sedx

the stench of fish

Lesbian sex is boring as a dude because you don't know what it feels like when someone fucks around with your pussy. Prove me wrong.

Did they actually lick each other’s pussies and finger each other? Or did they use one of those things they put over the vag

It's not "perverted" if it's lesbian romance. It's artistic. If she thinks you're perverted then you don't want to be with her.

Even if the sex scenes are pretty hot.

>not having your butthole eaten out like a 24/7 buffet while you arch your back and curl your toes and shove your head in the pillow

I jizz furiously over the ass eating scenes

>Not watching Empire of Dust
mfw

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>Should i shower this film? I am worried she might think i am a pervert?
Dumbass, show her a tearjerker, it makes women cry, then they want to fuck. I don't understand how they are wired that way but I accept it and move on.

It kind of is sad, though. I teared up at the cafe scene near the end

When people become terrified of death they usually wish to procreate instinctively. Making them watch a movie that scares them shitless or that disrupts their sensibilities enough to make them weep does the trick pretty well.

How stupid are you?

I watch this movie when I have the tv to myself, with my dick out and volume at 100.

Not as stupid as you for thinking this thread is legit.

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You should definitely shower, but I wouldn't recommend taking the disc in with you.

Show her an easier romance film, one where there's less risk of her thinking you're going to wank to it later. When Harry met Sally, or before sunrise or something. Romantic, but not vag-in-your-face explicit. Save that for after you've fucked

Watch something like Marley and Me or some shit.

I watched this movie with my mom at the theater

>she got balcked
>she now is a single mother

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that should be just fine, Travis

Don't do it, user. Even when I go into a film not knowing the content, if there's gratuitous sex/nudity like that's show in this movie, the girl I'm watching it with will insist I picked the movie to "get her thinking about sex". We usually have sex anyway, but she usually ruins the movie for me.

>she got balcked
Fucking Balkans is a thing?

Go for it, Travis

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