Why do 4channnel posters keep saying they're 30+ years old? I don't understand the joke

Yup. Once you browse this website once, you are here forever. I got my linguistics professor into Yea Forums for our syntax class back in 2012. She did an entire class on greentext. She still browses Yea Forums till this day (she browses /n/ and /g/ unfortunately).

30 year old boomer here

Wait I'm 24, should I leave this year?

>that guy who browses the same site for 16 years
Can you imagine haha

I'd miss this place. I want to shitpost here when I'm 70

it's unironically cool to use this website when you're over 30. you don't realise how much zoomer speech patterns you pick up until you then take it to the real world, and drop a "based" or "chimpout" or "my sides" in the office.

>drop a "based" or "chimpout" or "my sides" in the office.

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I came to this website for Pokémon BW news over a decade ago. Now I can’t leave

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I have no social life of any capacity outside of Yea Forums

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those are just meme phrases, the real zoomshit is
>on god
>fr
>no cap
>bussin

the reason people end up staying is because it gives you a sense of community and socialisation without having to do the hard work of actually talking to people in real life and maintaining relationships. we communicate here each day as though we're talking to the same people; we have no idea if each day is a new set of people, or if in fact this website is just one internet troll with hundreds of different personalities, and it's actually just been me and you all this time.

nigger

I'm 29 shut up shut up shut up

Sorry

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people are hypocrite faggots who dont really wish good thinks to come to you
here at least you can call them a faggot for that

Deadass

4channel4life
4c4l
#4c4l
sentenced to 4channel
sentenced to 4life
4lifechannel
##live
lifeislive
youwillneverleavelife

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dropped a "nigger" the other day at the office we had a good laugh and everyone clapped too

also

>on fleek
>this is my fit (outfit)
>you slay grrl

HANS, NO!

imagine being under 25 and wasting your prime years in this shithole
Yea Forums is for old guys to kill time at work

he is a mehmet dumbass
they thought he was talking about himself

heard someone say kino irl. is that Yea Forums or just zoomer talk?

>tfw 30, engaged, actively trying to get fiance pregnant

I feel bad now. Sorry for calling you a nigger monkey and making light of lower life expectancy in Brazil. The truth is no one of any age should use this site 4channel.org for any reason at all. Once you're here you're here forever.

why do all of these sound so faggy? we have also a ton of zoomer slang in my country but it doesn’t sound as half as cringe

Tell her to show us her tits

>I'm 28
Am I a boomer or Zoomer, not sure?

>younger than me

zoomer

Shit feels bad man

The only vailid reason to come here is because you witnessed good Yea Forums 10 years ago and it became a habit. Neck yourselves if you came here after 2013 and still stuck around desu.

Anyone who hasn't been here since 2007 or earlier should leave

If you don't remember 9/11- zoomer

>came here for the first time when I was 17/18 and thought it was retarded
>came back when I was 21
>haven't left since then and I'm about to turn 32

good day

Today is my 35th birthday and I'm posting on Yea Forums. My life is not going well.

I can take a crack at her if you want

This pretty much. But in Brazil young people are usually poor, so theres not much to life other than talking shit on the internet.

>it's more appropriate to come here when you're young and should be traveling/dating/building a career/exercising

never understood this desu

Imagine wasting your prime years in Finland

Happy Birthday

>we're having ANOTHER anti-semitism in the workplace seminar

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wasn't going well at 25 either.

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he had hopes

stop

I think I ended any delusional hope for a better future around age 20, but at least I was a few stone lighter 10 years ago.

>browsing high quality boards
>unfortunate

>tfw hairline receding rapidly
It's over for me bros

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I'm 41. Wife left me. Kids hate me. My body is broken down and can no longer do the things it used to do. The only "friends" I see on a regular basis are really just coworkers. The only remaining joy in life is watching sports and shitposting on Yea Forums.

May sound counter-productive, but get a short haircut (not shaved) and it doesn't look as bleak.

I have noticed that a lot of the websites I used to visit often have gone a bit quiet now. I'm a 30+ boomer and I'm honestly looking more likely to stop posting on Facebook than here, because Facebook is starting to feel empty. I think there are new places that I could go instead (apparently, Telegram has groups you can join to talk to strangers, which I like doing, so maybe everyone is there now) but Yea Forums exists for a specific generation. It's a website for millennials.

We are your friends.

/g/ is one of my faves but wtf do people even talk about on /n/. "today i took the bus"?

based

Underrated

I don't blame you, I started browsing this website in 2010-11 when I was still a kid because funny memes, didn't understand much of it back then and now I'm 22, look where am I. Yea Forums took a heavy toll on my social life during my 10s but also helped me cope, so I don't regret it for now.

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Your life can't be all bad. Today, you helped a stranger. You let a 34-year-old know he wasn't the oldest boomer in the boomer thread. Thank you. I hope things pick up for you.

>anime
kys srsly

I can't believe i'm addicted to a ten year old high

admittedly if you're a woman, time is running out. if you're a man, while there are obviously men out there who have 10/10 wives, are driving Porsches, drinking evian, flying British airways, living the high life, the reality is there's a hell of a lot more who have 3/10 wives, have obnoxious children, and wish they didn't put that ring on that finger, or that dick in that woman.

take the positives.

I have no idea why Yea Forums is so addicting, this place is a shit hole but here we are.

happy birthday, user

As someone born in 95 let me just say anyone born post 2000 is a baby or doesn't actually exist. Thank you

>started browsing at 10
Did you have the mental capacity to resist the indoctrination or are you a Nazi now?

i would also like to know this, social media is less addicting to me despite having more obvious dopamine shit (number go up)