Rogan is talking about moving out of Los Angeles. He's considering Colorado and Montana. Can the JRE survive?

in the business we call this "pulling a Hetfield"

yeah but hows the DMT there?

brainlet

>$.05 was deposited in your account

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Denver decriminalized all psychedelic plants and fungi recently iirc

DMT is present in tons of plants, notably in Mimosa spp. root bark. He'd be able to extract it fairly easily in his kitchen using solvents found at the hardware store like most people

Joe Rogan gets more viewers than MSNBC, CNN, CBS, and NBC combined.

Cali is shit and he said he'd just fly in and do a series of podcasts in a row and then release them 1 or 2 a day and then go back to somewhere that isn't an absolutely packed urban cesspool. He probably won't though, he's full of shit.

>Can the JRE survive?
Yes. Then he's not living in a state that will fall into the ocean in the next 15 years. If he moves he'll survive

actually i think extracting it would be considered "drug manufacture" and therefore illegal still
but it would be the same in california anyway, even oakland which did the same thing

at least his precious marijuana is legal there (and good)

>Thinking Joe gets to decided where to live

If his wife doesn't want to leave then there's nothing he can do. He's going to have to convince her and the kids to uproot and leave behind all there friends.

Spoiler it's probably going to be a resounding "NO" from his wife and daughters.

haha what the hell

how would ge get so many guests

He'll probably fly to LA, record a bunch of episodes, and then release them on a set schedule. IMO that's the reason he started going from live episodes to pre-recorded.

bad idea. his guests wont make a special trip to montana just to be on his shit show

honestly less is more with the JRE. i listen to probably 1 in 50 episodes these days. he'd be better off having fewer podcasts but making them worth listening to as opposed to his shit comedian friends coming on to plug their own podcasts

Agreed. Anytime he has on "another comedian", I don't even give it 5 minutes. It's a waste. Rather him have Eddie Bravo on again in place of every comedian he's had on except joey diaz

youtube.com/watch?v=xfkq8a_w-R0

Name one right wing person who has progressed the state of technology.

He is channeling his inner monkey.

Henry Ford

at that point it would turn back into a show for just his shitty comedian friends and the few guests that actually like him

God, fuck this faggot. Hes just going to draw more retard Californians to those places. Although Colorado is already fucked

how much money this nigga make?

>Liberal moves to white place because he can't stand how Liberal the place he lives in is

JRE is great. the fuck is wrong with these people.
>4hcan
oh yeah I forgot where I was

you're on 4channel not Yea Forums

Rogan makes between $75,000 and $100,000 per JRE podcast episode. When you add that to the money he makes doing standup and UFC, not to mention the Fear Factor money, he must be ridiculously rich.

are the ess jay dubs finally getting sick of his shit and running him out of town?

inb4 he tries to go hunting Grizzlies in Montana and gets found half eaten.

That guy was a paranoid individual who died a democrat.

The parties switched, though?

Dis faggot has been bitching about leaving LA for nearly a decade . He even tried to convince his friends to come make some sort of gay commune.
Also did you guys see The B Schaub doc on YouTube before the Rogan company it got pulled? I couldn’t believe how fuckin bad Brenda’s stand up really is.

>"parties switched" meme
>not a single state flipped
Man, that's real interesting.

just from one of his sponsor ads i cant remember which one he gets 3m a year from it

makes sense

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shockley
>encouraged the use of atomic weapons on japan
>invented semiconductor and got nobel prize
>spent rest of career researching blacks lower iq

Warner VonBraun and other Nazis

thats what he said on the podcast he would do a shit load in 1 week then just trickle them out over the rest of the month

Explain.

As I understand the South was a Democrat stronghold until the 70's, and then Reagan captured them firmly under Republicans.

democrats used to win black belt states from white voters supporting segregation

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Every episode on youtube gets 1M+ views. He had Bernie Fucking Sanders on his show for an hour and he's got 5M+ views now.

Over 1,4B views on his entire channel. He's bigger than radio shows and most limp-dick TV shows.

Wife is pretty cute

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Oh look, some commiefornian is seeking to flee that shitty state since they ruined it and go to some other state so they can ruin that one too. What a surprise.

Reminder Shogun was a model back in Brazil. Rogan was just mirin, totally not gay.

Funny how these Nazis and right wingers have absolutely no power in today's economic. All they do is sing phrases of yesteryear and the good o "if only hitler had won"

>bigger than the entire medium of network TV
>B-list
hooooooo boy

Colorado is liberal in the metropolitan areas though.

>Doesn't know who Robert Mercer is
He's not just right wing, he's an extreme reactionary that is a casual friend of Moldbug. You're pretty ignorant if you think that the right wing has no power in today's world

>Bernie Fucking Sanders
What did they call you fucks again, brony bros or some shit?
Remember, no refunds.

everyone fucking loves colorado because it's the most glorious state in the union.
also sucks because we don't have the infrastructure to support the massive wave of people that's still crashing on the shores of our eastern plains

>glorious state in the union
>faggot antics made magpul leave

>can you even get weed in one of the first states that legalized weed and all psychedelic mushrooms?
jesus christ some people on this site are dumb as bricks

Are you retarded? The entire Deep South flipped. The Bible Belt was Democrat from basically the founding of America (Jefferson's "Democrat-Republicans") until the 60s/70s when they began moving towards the Republican Party.

It's already dead. Neil Tyson and mike ((((((((((baker))))))))))) already killed it

...because of his guests. The man has an IQ of 95

user you must be patient there are a lot of southerners and foreigners on this site

i've lived here my entire life and had zero idea there was a shitty gun accessory company located here. they apparently did fuckall for the state, so i'm glad they're gone
also, go back to your containment board, /k/ommando faggot

like it matters. he's rolling in it and his wife's son will live a better life than you

>I'm more intelligent than Joe Rogan by almost 3 standard deviations of IQ
Yet he still gets more pussy and money than I do.

What is it about him that makes him so succesful?

>Colorado and Montana

so he's officially coming out as a white supremacist?

The amount of ass fucking he subjects himself to by hollyjews

>Funny how these Nazis ... have absolutely no power in today's economic.

Well ya user the political party has been dead for 70 years and so is %99 of everyone involved kek

he's seemingly fun to be around and probably easy going. you're probably not and i'm guessing you've pushed away all of your friends by spouting /pol/ memes and crime statistics

>He'll probably fly to LA, record a bunch of episodes, and then release them on a set schedule.
Oh you mean like he said on the fucking podcast? Wow, brilliant take, my man.

How come you kids are so stupid... and worthless?

They don't.

>kek
Have sex you virgin

Nothing wrong with mirin at all, even for hours at a time. Zyzz taught me that’s

Joe is one of those open borders/pro-immigration white people who doesn't want to live around non-white people. He's happy to support us being here as long as he doesn't, you know, have to see us on a daily basis. Typical white liberal.

it was because Alex Jones said nigger

You had a good comment going until "except joey diaz"

>He had Bernie Fucking Sanders on his show for an hour and he's got 5M+ views now.
Bernie is 7 112 345 right now and it was released only 4 days ago. It might even surpass Elon Musk (21 million) and become the most viewed on his channel.

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it was because Elon Musk lost his company millions by smoking a joint. Crazy how the stock market reacts to this sort of thing. Why do you think Twitter's CEO insisted on bringing his lawyer with him when he was a guest on the podcast?

>spend a week out of a month in california
>record 8 podcasts in that week only having to work 4 days
>go home get steroid shot and eat some elk
It would be fun. I'm more worried about his comedy career, how could he deny the world of his brilliant stand up? He has to "hone his craft"...

The only good comedian guests are Bill Burr, Joey Diaz, and Hannibal Buress, because they don't rely on sucking Joe's dick for their career the way that Schaub/Segura/Kreischer/Callen all do.

I do sometimes. Shits cash

I have a hard time imagining he'd be able to maintain even the quality he's at now with that schedule

Your shitty faggot state will be overrun by Californian soon you retarded fuckwit. Considering that you are a brain dead moron you probably can wait to suck a bunch of new cocks though.

He wants to advocate for terrible policies that ruin everything and then escape to a state that actually has high standards of living so he doesn't have to deal with the reality of his ideas. Like every other Californian ever.

I wonder if Joe has ever read The Murders in the Rue Morgue. I think he would like it.

It's funny because hes not funny

He'll probably lose some of the more lazy guests who don't want to fly to where he is, but overall I doubt it will have any large negative effect on his business. He is arguably the biggest podcaster/interviewer in the world.

>it was because Elon Musk lost his company millions by smoking a joint.
The company didn't lose millions, stupid. The stock price went down for a couple days.
Don't comment on things you don't understand, worthless brainlet.

Does it have chimps in it?

maybe he wants to retire

get fucked seething “natives”

He already lived in Colorado.

no way, the guy is a workaholic who loves the sound of his own voice

Anna is talking about moving out of Dimes square. She's considering LA. Can Dasha and whoever the other is survive?

it sure does

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Democrats and republicans have changed their deep values a few times you fucking brainlet. Democrats of the past would have been considered hard right republicans by today's standards.

Oregon's just as bad, we get thousands of Californians moving in every year. Its why Portland is ten times the shithole it was twenty years ago. Now they are all over the state. Fuck Portland and Fuck California.

>except joey diaz
yikes

>The parties switched, though?
yup, based clinton, carter, never won the south, and fdr was a republican and free market coolidge was a dem

absolute clown

Joey sucks, only good comedian on the podcast is Bill

Not really sure what you're trying to say here, the parties did switch and just looking at the election results for presidential elections throughout American history shows that pretty clearly. The South was originally a hardcore Democrat stronghold while the North was Republican, as late as the Korean War, New York and California were considered Republican states and Texas a Democrat state, it's literally the opposite today.

No, I have a gf and a lot of friends. Most people think I'm a pretty good time I'm just nowhere near as succesful as Rogan

Stay ignorant, just means right wing populism and neo-fascism will have an easier time taking over

>the parties did switch
Not policy wise, they didn't. Coolidge could never be a modern dem. Fdr could never be a republican.

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>Stay ignorant,
We can't even enforce border laws that fucking democrats were supporting 6 years ago and this guy thinks the right has any power lmao

>did you hear about that Epstein guy? No way!

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>The right has no power anymore because the US is falling apart and dysfunctional
Lmao

>the right can't do anything they want, but they have power
love this website, make sure you vote and don't sterilize yourself buddy

Will he comment on it?
I feel (((they))) shut him down some time ago

The US government isn't right wing just because the executive branch is you total tard

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He's looking at Shogun's weight so he can announce it, fucking retard

>The US government isn't right wing
now you're getting it

maybe three minutes with a lot of "I don't know" and "man" while naming no specific suspects

Half of it is, and it's a country the size of a continent. Different states are more left or right, and the right vs left dichotomy is not something only found in the US. Yes, there are right wing governments around the world.

Yes, the right wing still have power and it's not a leftist totalitarian government all 7 billion people live under

based Bernie

Of course not. He doesn't actually have any talent (watch his stand-up, it's awful), he just gets famous eccentric people on air and lets them speak while asking the very rare question. How many of those will he find in Montana?

how bout you leave your California faggotry in California instead of spreading it to the dwindling number of sane states

California is funding the welfare recipients of those "sane" states

but since weed is legal in CA, they've all stopped moving here.
hopefully TX is next to legalize they won't because the dumbass texans can't drive for shit, especially in the rain and snow

>It's a californian moves to idaho/colorado/montana episode

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It started long before weed legalization anywhere was on the table. It won't stop. Californians turned California into a shithole, now they flee from the conditions they created, and because the average califag is delusional and never learns other states get that treatment too.

>shogun
Forgot how to leg kick when he fought jones. Was he paid off or just out of his prime and muh injuries?

Brainlet who is not a burger here, doesn't it make sense to not tax them so others are encourage to invest in corpos hence creating more jobs? They want to make them richer and invest more to help with the unemployment problem, right?

This says a lot about our society.

>enthusiastically endorse policies that turn your state into shit
>"well, guess it's time to move!"

All those saved money (from taxes) just go to the top managers to buy newer yachts and private planes. And CEO that are have like 10 billion dollars while the wageslaves get 10 dollars an hour or something.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Says more about those news channels in particular

Economists generally think that corporate taxes are a bad idea because you're taxing the process rather than the end result; this is why for example Denmark has low corporate taxes. They tax income, consumption, and capital gains (as income) instead.

And Bernie's spewing pure bullshit here, the U.S.'s effective, real corporate tax rate is the third highest in OECD.

so what you're saying is that Californians are like a plague that is sweeping the land trying to turn every state into a California?

>Californians turned California into a shithole

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colorado is worse than california prove me wrong mountain niggers

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please god dont let him move to colorado this place is shitted up as is

Hope not

Colorado here. Why do people think this place is any better then California now? We basically ARE California considering how EVERYONE KEEPS MOVING HERE AND CLOGGING UP THE ROADS AND LANDS

GET OUT LIBERALSSSSSSSSSSS

>Also did you guys see The B Schaub doc on YouTube before the Rogan company it got pulled? I couldn’t believe how fuckin bad Brenda’s stand up really is.

He was trying so hard to talk Joe out of moving after he realized his free meal ticket will be expiring.

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you're both wrong

Like locust.

How is his stand up popular at all? He is like good amateur level at best. Other comedians called his last special brilliant and it made me audibly exhale through the nose once, not a single laugh.
I really don't understand at all.

Yeah, he's not really good and it's quite cringy when he tries to talk about comedy with real comedians on the podcast.

cringe

>imaginary valuations based mostly on confidence and buzz rather than hard data went down and has since recovered
>lost millions

I don't see anything wrong with that. The wageslaves won't have any job to slave on to if corporations don't want to invest. The less tax on corps is sort of a reward for them for opening jobs. Wouldn't it be damaging if the investors will be discouraged and you might lose not only the tax money from the corporation itself but also there'd be no new job openings which means less people will have work to tax and also buy shit that are taxed. not an economist here but the no tax thing I think is helping you guys in the grand scheme of things. Rich people will always be rich, it's only a matter of where they would want to put their money.

>taxing the process rather than the end result
yeah it's sort of like an investment for them. in the end of the day more people will have work to be take money from.

Don't tax corps at all, just tax the rich a lot more, more taxes on capital gains, etc. That way they all have individual responsibility when evading taxes and can be put in jail, no "muh corporate veil, muh actions are ethical when done for a corp, muh paper incorporation in Delaware"

Why does he keep brining brainlets on the show. Bernie is a dumb charlatan.

Actually there's a lot of evidence pointing towards transistors being gifted to Bell Labs by the US government after they found them on crashed alien aircrafts post-WWII. Shockley "invented" like Oswald assassinated.

only because our rents are obscene. If you can swing that or are cool with roommates, there's pretty much no downside. Otherwise I've seen ICE raid a neighborhood house and clear out like 18 Hispanics, they just had them on the lawn

dude imagine 18 people living in one house, the amount of dumps that are taken and toilet flushing the water bill must have been insane

it was a fucking calculated move on elon musk's part and it was so obvious to anyone who wasn't a shutin virgin
>dude you should totally toke that blunt when we're about to end the show
>sure bro let me just not inhale any thing and instead take the faggiest breath of smoke imaginable so I can be hip(tm) with the kids these days
>don't forget I'm also hosting meme review(c) next week because I'm so cool and up(tm) with it coolios

that's testimony to why they're such hard workers, they really do spare a lot of creature comforts. anyone hating working immigrants is a meme. Go after the employers if you really care, you solve a problem by focusing on demand rather than supply