/tugão/ - F Edition

What the fuck is happening with you guys? I almost wanted to make a thread "where is /tugao/?"

I'm back at an office

Benfiquistas and Sportinguistas are observing Ramadan. please respect their culture and religion

kek
this hue is all right

can't you read?
the lisbonite swine is in hiding till august

>*mogs you*

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Post of the year

tugao is dead

We get mass banned all the time, i hit a 35 ban limit and was banned for a longer period, a bunch of others too.

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I will watch your league. Who are the good guys?

Benfica are the bad guys

Braga and Sporting are cool

At least Porto beat City and Chelsea last season. benstay did fuck all

We're the bad guys but Eustáquio plays for us

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Any team outside of the top 6(except boavista), moreirense, Rio ave are all the bad guys. If they tell you x club is worse then it's a massive red flag that their club is cancer

what fucking top 6 lmao

The teams that won the league Cup

Setúbal
Benfica
Sporting
Braga
Moreirense
Somebody else must have won it too, I don't know/remember/care

Porto
Sporting
Benfica
Porto B
Sporting B
Benfica B

sorry
banned for what?

We cannot talk about it.

mais um título pro grande porto

RIP Braga granny Melinha

>this blatant whitewashing of Vierone's image
how long until the inevitable BB famosos redemption arc?

Rip Melinha. I'll miss going to arcada and not seeing a pure soul.
So sad that she never saw her Braga winning the national cup.

but she saw that
3 times
2 of them very recently
what she didnt see was then winning the league title, but thatll never happen

wtf is that the 30 caralho kid?
good for him

Porto
forever and always

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A Olivença é nossa.

based macac

She died so Braga could win Europa League

my sexy bae benfica, she lost and she cried and i hugged her and i cried with her and made her feel better, so i made my cute redhead benfica a cocoa so she drank it and fell asleep, i tucked her in benfica blanket and she felt asleep and dreamed about league trophy

Benfica only performs in Europe when Porto shits the bed. how do we change this dynamic?

Lmao

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Hmm, Salvibros?

we dont, since its also not true
they got lucky vs ajax who dominated them both matches and liverpoo played very conservatively
wouldnt call any of that performing in europe
the only time they did anything this season was when they beat barcelona 3-0
regardless of them being below horseshit at the time it was a great feat, but that was it

desporto.sapo.pt/futebol/feminino/artigos/uefa-incentiva-apoio-ao-futebol-feminino-no-licenciamento-de-clubes
>uefa forcing clubs to waste money on womens footy
pretty sure this is suable

this general's fucking dead

braguilha winning the europa league will save bigtug

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Hello guys, could I please get a refund on Pedro Caixinha, he has lost 3 out of 4 games and only beat U Católica de local, also lost 5-1 at home

performing in Europe just means get to the quarter-finals of the Champions League. no need for further analysis. that's what it means for a Portuguese team.

fair enough
i might not rate it as a good performance but i always said it's an achievement, albeit ultimately meaningless, and leads to nice fan memories

braguilha is fucking shite

she is my ideal woman

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She's made for giving birth to our bully kids, our kid would be strong, have freckles and will bully other kids especially porcofags.

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wt i didn't know there was a tugão thread

lmao

he's also like 1.90m, he's a big guy

man faced whore

>the top 6

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Racism

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dont say that bro she's my wife

>food at Minipreço was noticably more expensive today
Damn bros this sucks

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