Now that the celebrations are over

Now that the celebrations are over

What went wrong unironically?

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Nothing. Real Madrid being /strongmind/ as always.

Too many shite players and a nigger retard as goalie.

not him for sure. absolute top manager.

Scholes was right. The midfielders protect the back line. Their defenders are shit.

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RM is the Nadal of soccer: never. ever. fucking. give. up.

Bought lukaku for like 90 million while getting rid of a potentially better striker in terms of link up play with Tammy Abraham
Board forced him to get Saul for some reason
Chilwell/Reece James injured at the start of the season
Havertz only started showing up for games in the last 3 months
Also the whole Abramovich thing and chelsea getting sold certainly hasnt helped

>black goalkeepers

>blow 3-1 lead
>win on defence fuckups
'no'

>Conceded too many goals at home in the first leg
>Played Pulishit

>win on Defesive fuckups
Thats how every game of football is won, ever, you fucking mongo

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>>win on defence fuckups
That's literally every victory in the history of football. Football is like Connect 4, of one side doesn't make a fuckup it ends in a draw.

unironically subbing pulisic and jorginho on

>Pulisic was responsible for Chelsea's defense leaving Benzema open
>Pulisic was responsible for Jorginho missing
>Pulisic was responsible for Mendy

Makes sense. Nadal is a Madrid fan.

this nigga looks like an aids ridden pedophile

There's a difference between getting outplayed legit, than giving away to the opponent. The latter is a humongous fuck up.

If you play in the Premier League, the globohomos force you to maintain a certain quota of diversity, that's how he ended up with Pookaka and that garbage goalkeeper for instance.

Refs were against Chelsea because of the Abrahamovic connection

schizo

benched christensen 80PNM

they spent 90m on lukaku and he doesn't score goals. they have bundesliga "talents" like werner and pulingz and havertz that barely cobble together a goal between them. >black goalkeeper
the question you should be asking is how did it even go right for them last season

They got that lead on fuck-ups to begin with, nothing to see there.

werner and havertz are good tho

Mendy

The team literally stopped playing good once Werner was subbed off

All this. I literally didn’t even know who tf Saul Niggas was until yesterday.

No, but he was responsible for Chelsea’s attack and momentum dying in yhe second half and no longer having space in RM’s box.

His wife divorced him just before the tie. Im afraid he’s gonna slowly lose it

Only Havertz is good. Werner can fuck off back to Liepzig.

Subbing in pussylick and subbing out TWernZ

He's going to Bayern

He subbed out TwernZ for Lulisic.

schizo
meds

Chelsea doesn't deserve a genius like Tuchel

>pullishit
simpas

English superiority complex combined with German condescension playing against the best club in the history of competition in his field. When they put in the 0-3 they thought that everything was finished and Madrid must be stepped on the neck as if they were a snake so that it does not bite.

real vardrid as its finest last night

they actually tried they just couldn't deal with Madrid's providencial luck

Pulisic is completely fucking shit mate get over it
He's had one good spell of form while playing for Chelsea and that was about 5 weeks, outside of that he's been wank

>providencial luck
you mean rrefball?

>Chelsea lost
>Lukaku not even on the pitch
>its because of Lukaku

This board is dumber than Yea Forums

>What went wrong unironically?
Nothing. They usually want to close up the game and minimize the amount of chances both teams have, then squeeze out a bit more than the opponent it of it. This time they did the opposite, open the game so they did have shitload of chances, but so did the opponent. This was understandable course of action since they needed to score.
Nothing really went wrong, it all came down to a little bit of luck like it's usually is in CL since you can't control conversion of shots into goals.

100M transfert cant score or pass and always injured

just like hazard infact, another belgian prospect

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Real had Godric and Benzema and Chelsea didn't. Chelsea played really well for 90 minutes but then Real just outsmarted and outskilled them.

the more important question is, is Barcelona the best team in the world again?

Chelsea were the better team, in fact it took a lot of factors for them to lose. Mendy being at fault for 2 goals in the first game, Lukaku missing a 95% goal in the first game, Pulishit dropping a disasterclass, Real Madrid's one man team performing. If Pookaku was the striker he thinks he is he's actually on the team and bags more goals than Benzema with the chances Chelsea created. Ultimately it's irrelevant because Man City walk through whoever won this tie so whatever

Not the right type of heroin. Hence why his wife left him.

I think they are behind Liverpool/Manchester City, plus there are still some questionable players that are still part of the team, they need a superb forward still, and a right back to be on par with City/Liv

his wife is journo scum and I'm happy for him. I'm sure he will find enough pussy with a daddy complex in London to satisfy his needs.

He scored like 27 goals with Inter in his last season there, he gave assists with his LEFT FOOT for fun, he beat R9's records and was literally never injured.. maybe Chelsea is the problem ?
Should i make a list of all the strikers Chelsea ruined ?

All of them. All of them except Diego Costa

>with Inter

Chelsea won the CL without him. Inter lost the Europa League with him.

no refball. when every controversial decisions go your way that's refball.

Not making any subs. Real madrid made 4 before chelsea made one. The defense was completely gassed. After Timo scored, he should've brought azpi and jorginho in asap. Instead brought Pulisic and fucked it up.

lukaku is an "old fashioned" forward, chelsea just like city and liverpool are all about pressing. lukaku or mbrapp can't fare in those clubs

seethe khelaifi

This

Fuck Madrid, they did it again

Pulisic

He dropped Werner for too long
They need the threat of his pace

Havertz should have put it away in ET for 2-4.

sure, loan him back to us for 3 years and pay his oil wages and we have a deal.