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cats and games

Alcohol and coffee. Pretty easy choices to make

never stay dead and videogames

fast food and vidya

>coffee

Stop drinking that shit. You may not realize it but it fucks you up long term if you drink it every day

i don't need any of them. waste of my time

Only correct answer

fatty

Alcohol and coffee.
I would also play a version of this game where I simply make metal, Star Wars, superhero films and cats just go away.

this

Alcohol and alcohol.

>Whole thread say alcohol
>quit drinking g coffee guys, it’s bad for you.

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Just save me the booze.

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alcohol is a temporary remedy for depression, unlike coffee

Alcohol and coffee

Alcohol and video games.
And I barely play vidya anymore.

Alcohol and cats.

feed and sneed

Video games and cats.

the opposite, i just enjoy fast food more than anything else on the list. Anyone picking alcohol is probably a fatty or malnourished because regular alcohol consumption makes getting meals in but keeping calories down impossible

Alcohol and coffe, I'll try to save cats too

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Its not temporary if you're always drinking.

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Just videogames

youtube.com/watch?v=8sMF94qq4xc

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Alcohol over the long term shrinks your brain which is a good thing and it can kill you which is a good thing.
coffee is a temporary remedy for being sleepy after drinking

>answering unironically

I know plenty of people who claim to be ‘useless’ and not to talk to them before they have had their coffee, and they are noticeably shittier to be around in the morning if they don’t have caffeine.

my doctor recommended I drink a cup of coffee daily because I have a family history of colon cancer

In what way?

I must be late stage then because I don't have any mates and I either drink alone at home or drink alone in pubs.

Semen and blacked.com

games
can easily live without the rest

This. WHO found out that any amount of alcohol has a net negative effect on your health, as opposed to what was previously believed, and 1 in 20 worldwide deaths was due in part to alcohol consumption.

Junk food and video games

>unironic
no such thing since at least 2010

television & film

protip: you'll be dead in a few thousand days no matter how much mineral water you drink

booze and metal

soon you'll be able to live without vidya too

alcohol and alcohol

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People who think this and don't understand they're pathetic pieces of shit are GIGANTIC pathetic pieces of shit.

Metal and Vidya

Vg and cats
What type of metal is being removed?

coffee and metal

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also the previous reports of alcohol being good for you was that it's only good because it's a social lubricant. Socializing keeps you alive longer. If you can maintain active social bonds without alcohol then do that absolutely. Just having a little bit of alcohol by yourself is not healthy in any shape or form

metal and coffee

Ferrous, good luck playing video games without generators with magnets which make power for you.

superhero films and star wars lol!

Horror movies and vidya.

games and metal. Faggots.

Same.
I also like videogames but my life would probably be better without them.

you know what else fucks you up long term? bread
you know what else fucks you up long term? milk
you know what else fucks you up long term? meat

stop being such a fucking faggot and eat whatever you want aside from junk food and you'll be fine and probably live to 90+.

This

>People who think this and don't understand they're pathetic pieces of shit
So, nobody

Where's weed?

Honestly user, I just want to start by letting you know I generally don't give a shit about your opinion in any way, shape, or form.

That being said, and whilst I fully intend to ignore your advice, thank you for the concern.

replace junk food with soi products and I'll take the soi and superhero films.

>also funko pops

I don't need any of that shit. I guess horror movies and nothing else.

>alcohol
Quit it 12 years ago, i was drinking every single day and than just stopped.
>coffee
Never was a big fan of it
>horror movies
Never was a big fan of them
>Star Wars
Never was a big fan of the movies, but some games were great
>Metal
Kinda was a fan, but i don't care for it now
>cats
Used to have a dog for 17 years until he died
>Superhero films
The quality of their scripts went down hard over the years, especially marvel and it looks like it will go full sjw and it will repeat the fate of marvel comics.
So i guess it's vidya and junk food for me, fuck you all i ain't giving up pizza every once in a while.

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Coffee and hooch

Booze and cats. No contest. Everything else is just shite.

This is like 95% of normie conversations I overhear. "Haha, I got so wasted last night. Can't wait till it's Friday again to get wasted"

Either horror movies and alcohol and horror movies and junk food (depending on what they mean by that...pizza?)

I prefer yerba mate and tea to coffee but of it said "caffeine" instead of "coffee", I'd reconsider

same here user

A few thousand days is less than 10 years, buddy.

Games and cats of course

>normie
Zoom-zoom now understands why colleges have new student orientations where they talk about alcohol abuse.

Well to be fair it does say early phase / use

>alcohol is a temporary remedy for depression, unlike coffee

Idiot. Alcohol is a depressant. It will make you more depressed. Coffee is a stimulant and has been proven to boost mood in depression. Coffee is only bad if you have a anxiety disorder.

alcohol and coffee. sorry mr fluffington.

>He thinks we're making it out of the next decade alive

Alcohol and pre disney star wars

I guess video games and junk food.

This.

WHO are litrally retards the amount of times they changed the diet plate or pyramid whatever the fuck it is now.

Easy, junk food and video games since those are the only 2 that I consume.

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Junk food and coffee

t. American unironically

>depressant
>depressed
u know that words that sound the same dont actually mean the same thing

Based 4channeler making productive use of his time on 4channel

god damn

Can I just have 1 gf instead of all those?

just cats.
t. dog fag

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Yep pizza twice a year. Video everyday.

Cats and Video Games

Junk food and horror movies

Horror and metal and alcohol and fast food and videogames.

I refuse to choose so you can choose for me.

Yeah just booze thanks

Horror and metal

>Honestly,
>just want to say
>generally
>whilst
>thank you for your concern

An overweight white male made this

Cats and coffee

fast food and alcohol so you die lmao
have fun and diet and exercise daily

spbp

Coffee and Cats
Everything is either something I've already phased from my life (Alcohol, Videogames) or something I wouldn't miss.

...and?

>Thinks about alcohol
Well of course, among many other things. That's a stupid point.

>Talks to all their friends...
What friends :^) ...;_;...

>Want to go out and drink again
I seldom go out to drink

>Talks more about getting drunk with friends
It's a conversation mover. Usually it's just idle chatter, doesn't mean I actually want to go get blasted. Also point 2.

>When they go out with friends...
No not really. It's good to loosen up the mind and tongue, but the real treat is actually the conversation.

>Feels good when drinking
Well, isn't that the point? Drinking till you're actually poisoned to near death isn't the point of booze.

>Jealous...
No not really.

>Feels alone...
This is all the time.

Look, I love alcohol, I really do. But just because there are people stuck in their adolescent mindset of undisciplined relentlessness doesn't make alcohol bad. I rarely get drunk to the point of stumbling around or passing out. I know my limits and I adhere to it most of the time. Besides, if anybody has ever gotten actually legitimately drunk, they'll all tell you that it's a horrible feeling, maybe one of the worst. you just want to die to make the pain end. Being buzzed is the best state, but being drunk is sickness.

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Feed and Seed

Alcohol and horror films.

Horror movies and superhero films. I would rather have access to film than ever be burdened by the rest of that stuff. Even though I fucking love video games, I waste my life on them. At least movies I'm learning.. gaining perspective.. in some way or another..

Booze and metal i guess

\m/

Bideo games and coffee.

Alcohol and none of the others are necessary
I suppose I kind of like other peoples cats so I will pick them

junk food and video games

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Here’s the thing. If you get rid of Cats wouldn’t it have some negative effect. Especially if it means big cats get removed.

So Cats are in by obligation.

my nigger

Junk food and coffee

Cats are massively damaging to the environment. They kill shit loads of birds and small mammals. Fuck cats, let them go.

I like shoving Monopoly pieces up my own ass

>I'm smarter than an entire organization, and I haven't even done any research on the same things they've researched.

>for me, it's Star Wars and superhero movies

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Probably nobody on Yea Forums, no. Other people, I'm not so sure.

Coffee and Vidya

booze and spooks all day

Underrated post

metal
and cats i guess. don't consume or care about the other shit

this

Coffee & Cats
alcohol is highly replaceable with a variety of drugs, video games are a little tempting but fuck them, cats deserve to exist and coffee is the greatest beverage.
the rest aren't even in competition

who doesn't

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Yes to bread. No to milk and meat.

coffee and cats

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Just metal and cats. I don't want to sound edgy but I really enjoy metal more than any other kind of music (although I can appreciate anything). And I love my cats too much to get rid of them.

Everything else is either a waste of your time, are dumb as fuck or just plain bad for your health.

based

Pretty based

vg+junk food

this

junk food and video games

>alcohol
okay but not really a great drug, 4/10
>coffee
just take caffeine pills and/or tea
>horror movies
i've only seen a handful that i enjoyed, the rest are shit for morons
>superhero films
same
>star wars
who gives a fuck
>metal
don't care for it
>cats
they're nice but i've never owned one and don't plan to

This. Any other answer would be objectively wrong

I can at least still smoke if I pick Video Games and Metal, but holy shit fuck that list

Junk food + alcohol.

I'm not a fatty and I don't drink but there's no reason for me to choose anything else here. (Junk food is a super broad term and worth saving more so than coffee)

alcoohl the rest is shit

Alcohol and coffee

Alcohol and Junk Food, Metal close runner-up.
Sex is a conspicuously absent option. Really ought to be on there if the artist was intending to make this a difficult choice

Adulthood is coffee ("up") and alcohol ("down"). This raises the question of who in this society is interested in adulthood.

...Is My Chemical Romance metal?

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no

I can’t determine which post is dumber. Both are retarded, but it’s hard to gauge which is worse.

do I have to keep two?

Based Yea Forums alcoholics. Straightedge nerds can fuck right off.

id rather be rid of them all

top zozzle

based

Alcohol and video games. But good games, not that mario bullshit

even though i want to mock you for being a cool wine aunt this is the only correct answer

Junk food and vidya

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COFFEE, AND CATS.

Superhero movies and Horrir movies (but only bone-chilling slow burns.

They think videogames are bad but trannyism is normal.

>FUCK TRANNIES
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK JANNIES
>AND FUCK THE WHO

Thank you for reading my post. You may now respond with 'based'

Patrician taste, besides drugs (Uppers and hallucinogens) are vastly superior to alcohol.

Ok, then I can do without metal.

t. cool wine aunt

I can survive without any of this though

based

VG and Junk food

t. person who picked alcohol

>dont junk food
>dont alcohol
>dont coffee
>dont horror movie
>dont star wars anymore
>dont metal
>dont cats
Quite easy, video games and superheroes

cats and videogames. cats are great pets and i cant sacrifice an entire artform, especially when you consider all the crazy vr shit we might get in the future. just imagine missing out on all that interactive porn. coffee is also going to get really expensive when the workers start getting livable wages, a cup is going to cost 10x more so you might as well bite the bullet now. its however going to take a long time for that to happen and automation and gmo advancements are probably going to cushion the blow somewhat. alcohol is also great but its somewhat replaceable. Amanita muscaria for example almost stimulates the brain in the same way as alcohol and other drugs like weed could also work as social lubricant.

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very based

>cracks open a frosty cold beer
>"See, the thing about the pope is.."

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covfefe > metal >>>>>>> alcojew >>>>>> the rest is trash

>JF
never really eat it
>ALCO
drink like twice a year
>COFFE
i drink tea
>HM
watch a fair bit
>SHF
fuck capeshit
>SW
shits dead
>VG
shits dead
>METAL
huge part of my life
>CATS
don't own a cat

Looks like its Metal and Horror movies for me

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the ultimate manchild

I have an anxiety disorder, but I love coffee, its hard limiting myself to a cup or 2 on the weekends. That bitter black elixer just coats the tongue and warms the soul too well.

Vidya and junk food but I'd really miss metal and cats

Coffee and Cats

alcohol
cats
i'd die otherwise

>Yep pizza twice a year
That's just sad.

Star Wars and cats.

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Weed and video games. I don't care if weed isn't on there. I put it on there.

Anyone who drinks alcohol or caffeine should just kill themselves now and save themselves some suffering.

fpbp

Videogames and cats. Easy.

Im more of a Video games and junk food kind of guy. But if you were to replace alcohol with just generic "drugs" to capture everyone's preference, I would have to go with drugs and video games. I don't like alcohol it's a pleb drug.

metal and coffee master race reporting in

Videogames and alcohol, don't care about any of the others.

Will miss junkfood and coffee a bit but nothing else at all.

Cats and video games.

Killing all cats would probably have some strange ecological effects, and the only other thing on that list I care about is video games. Getting rid of junk food would just help me in the long run, and I can live without coffee.

That said, while alcohol is one of the single most destructive and awful substances on the planet and I would do nothing but rejoice if it was gone, it's a damn useful cleaner, industrial product, and medical solution.

Highly Basado y Rojo-pilled

Coffee and metal

>That said, while alcohol is one of the single most destructive and awful substances on the planet
vidya has made more harm to society than alcohol did in millenia

Video games and I guess just throw the second option in the trash.

Can I just sacrifice Capeshit, Star Wars, and cats to keep the rest?

All 9 are degenerate how about none.

alcohol and video games

Cats.
Alcohol.

yet here you are

junk food and video games

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coffee and alcohol easily

Coffee and junk food, metal and video games are what I would have picked at first glance but I know full well that I'm better off them to begin with

Lucky you. without my cat the whole damn house would be infested with mice again. I genuinely need my cat

We both know you don't believe that, so why even post it?

Don't get me wrong I enjoy a drink and all, and obviously I wouldn't support and sort of prohibition type shit because it would never work, alcohol is too huge part of our civilization, it's like banning sex, but in a fantasy scenario where I could just wish away alcohol forever, I'd be more than happy to bite the bullet in order to get rid of such mindbogglingly harmful thing.

>OMG JUST TWO?!

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coffee for sure

cats vs videogames is tough for me being a retro collector and cat lover but the rest can go burn even though i love the star wars OT and some superhero movies

best combo

Literally me just swap in ‘Homies’ and ‘bar’