Pic related. For months I have seen threads about Alita fill up the catalog. I didn't really read them because "hey it might be good and I don't want to be spoiled" but it was hard to miss the praise the fucks in here were giving to the film.
Finished that pile of garbage 5 minutes ago. Who was it aimed for?? The film had some violence so it can't be purely a kids movie, but everything from the dialog, the rushed dumb plot, to the main characters confessing love to each other after they just met, felt like a morning cartoon for children.
And I kept on watching the whole 2+ hours thinking "there has to be some good twist or some redeeming quality about this, maybe some ebin ending" — only to be cucked by a retarded cliffhanger.
The Alita threads were literally just four autists. I think they even had a meet up in Long Beach. It was pathetic. The movie sucked.
Jose Price
The Alita movie was just a way for Cameron to have some extra funding for his computer technology experiments. He didn't care about the quality of the movie itself. The Alita threads were a group of hopeless tards no better than the Reylo fags, I'm sorry you were fooled.
Austin Barnes
After the GITS live action movie I should have learned to stay away from films based on manga/anime.
Bentley Long
>I didn't really read them because "hey it might be good and I don't want to be spoiled" >REEE IT'S YOUR FAULT Yea Forums user please
Logan Smith
This. They’re schizophrenic too, always screaming about roasties and trannies.
Gabriel Harris
Nice bait, no one can be bothered to read all that shit, let alone believe it.
(you) guys are so fucking cringe. Or should I say guy, singular.
Ryan Allen
you wanted to watch Alita anyway. Not because Yea Forums told you. Why else would you try not to read spoilers. Jesus christ you are dumb.
Robert Clark
Unironically this
Samuel Miller
Some action scenes are "good" and the vfx and photography are cool too but the movie is really bad, to me because most of the dialogs are shit, it's Ready Player One lv
Jace Sanders
You know you're responding to another poster, right?
I thought there were literally 2 people on Yea Forums. (you) and (me)
Dylan Nelson
hello discord
Zachary Martinez
I always thought the studio was shilling the movie. Glad I never took the bait and watched it. It looked retarded
Hudson Collins
>Alita was such a bad movie
Grow up, and learn to enjoy a fun movie. Apart from the abrupt ending there we're no major problems with the movie. Guys like you are the biggest crying whingebaby's, you lap up the years more recent capeshit, but despise something like Alita. Something is seriously wrong with Yea Forums and the state of the movie industry.
saw it in theaters before all the faggot generals. it was pretty decent. sorry you got tricked into seeing it thinking it was kino.
Chase Miller
>you lap up the years more recent capeshit No, capeshit is equally retarded. I think I can dislike bad films in general, rather than taking part in your autistic bickering.
Juan Cooper
You guys need to have sex. PLEASE, it'll be for your own good. Just. Have. Sex.
John Campbell
the movie is garbage, but for permavirgin fatties who jack off to cartoon elementary school girls -- its all there is
Ethan Price
have sex
Aaron Anderson
Hey, Edge of Tomorrow is pretty good.
Jaxson Russell
>low quality alita hating bait get back in your discord tranny
Blake Butler
>t. discord tranny Go back.
Jackson Williams
>GITS live action movie How can you possibly compare that to Alita? With GitS they basically threw out everything that made it special or otherwise intentionally got everything wrong, whereas Alita - while no masterpiece - at least tried to be faithful to the source material.
Robert Watson
checked and agreed. it was a fun movie.
Luke Evans
>Trusting Yea Forums
Most posters here don't even watch the movies they spam about. The Real kino is stuff that doesn't even get discussed because there is nothing to meme about: youtube.com/watch?v=JTjYRFZOf4I
Anthony Hughes
nice trips and selfie
Chase Morales
Dark City (1998) was unwatchable
Jack Kelly
I enjoyed the film as a good first episode of a series of movies. It would be a hit if it was released 4 or 7 years ago, before Disney's monopoly. I think a second film would be better, but it'll never be made. I agree the pacing is a problem and the love story could be cut without hurting the plot. 7/10
Oliver Green
>haha it le kaiju kino!! >it's really just boring garbage with shitty human dialogue taking up most of the movie
cameron pick the wrong director alita needed a director with balls someone like Neill blomkamp
Kevin Myers
it was pretty bad. godzilla being a bad ass was great but the everything else bleh
Aaron Cruz
>main characters confessing love to each other after they just met cope
Chase Murphy
>no u learn something new alitashitter
John Sanders
>Spent the whole movie thinking “huh, this really feels like a Spy Kids movie” >Directed by Robert Rodriguez
It was a solid 4/10 and anyone who says otherwise is blinded by waifushit
Noah Garcia
what did he mean by this
Jayden Wright
it's a manga, any value it has is inseparable from the art and the weekly serial nature of manga. They don't work as films and even animes are usually disappointing. The stories are too shallow and based on spectacle and the artists own imagined world.
Robert Perez
Alita was based and Blomkamp’s script would’ve sucked, though he would’ve made a pretty badass director
>You can tell they didn't care about this film when they cast a crackhead goblin. She's quite pretty but she doesn't appeal to Alita incels....she's not preteen and she's a real human being.
Noah Hughes
I disagree. She looks like an adult with Crouzon syndrome.
It's the usual "try and adapt something that's way beyond the scope of a feature length movie and keep it PG13". Way too much getting either rushed, glossed over, or skipped entirety. I wasn't even familiar with the source material and even I could tell it just didn't feel right.
Leo Barnes
Alita threads were spawned by right wing fags upset about Captain Marvel's success, then piggybacked by DC cucks. Once you know that, you'll know it all.
Lincoln Harris
I hate capeshit but not even capeshit felt as bland as Alita.
Everything in the story was telegraphed. Hey that boy she ran into who can't act to save his life, how cheesy is this. You know exactly what will happen.
Bland and cheesy but too violent for kids to get into. The only people who like it want to fuck a CGI character.
Christoph Waltz who is usually a good performer didn't really know what to do and came across as bored and in it for a pay cheque.
Asher Gonzalez
This
Hunter Harris
underrated summary
Xavier Lee
You are not allowed to enjoy anything that's not marvel
Andrew Myers
how can this movie be bad it has idris elba in it
Jayden Johnson
>With GitS they basically threw out everything that made it special or otherwise intentionally got everything wrong
exact same thing happened with alita. both movies are built around scenes copied from their respective source material, but with altered/zero context resulting in completely flat execution. Alita may not have anything as utterly fucking stupefying as the CFL bed scene, but they're pretty close in all other respects.
Tyler Hernandez
just stopped by a Wal-Mart and saw only two copies of Alita on the rack, while captain marvel was fully stocked, Alita haters just might be wrong in saying there won't be a sequel.
Julian Peterson
Box office begs to differ.
Stay mad Alita shitter. Normies literally preferred the ugly Brie Larson to your computer waifu.
William Nguyen
Alitards are unironically buying DVDs and leaving them up for grabs in public places just to shill this film.
Another poor soul duped by the discord tranny waifufags
Dylan Hall
>he fell for the box office meme dilate discord tranny
Nolan Moore
You're literally the discord tranny who wants to be Alita.
>box office is a meme Film jews beg to differ.
Gavin Perez
the manga was pretty disjointed. itstarted interesting, completly switched gears to a sports story, then again hard 180 and alitainstantly becomes a god of death. probably really cool when it came out but i couldnt finish it.
Jace Gomez
I'd imagine it just gets thrown away, or donated to a nearby ditch by public cleaning services
i can't imagine how hard this guy has been seething the last few months, being all smug about avatar keeping the crown then losing it to endgame and now has to move to defend flopita when people aren't even talking about marvel
and he does it for free
Logan Brown
Sorry your waifu is a dog that's only fuckable when she's a cartoon character.
Its hilarious how rent free Captain Marvel lives in the average Alitans head.
Nathaniel Hall
>Look at that face The face that's never seen in the film? Your not that bright, user.
Nolan Hill
yep. felt like a movie for 6 year olds until fucking people started getting chopped up. the manga and anime are shit too. dont let anyone fool you on that. now go watch the kite anime (not the remake movie lolol)
Brody Sullivan
You're right, she's just a horrible person who smells of piss.
>Laurel wreaths everywhere Oh boy we know we're in trouble now.
David Clark
>t. incredibly shit taste Your mind has been warped by DC and Marvel, you're incapable of enjoying anything genuine and are conditioned to only like dishonest movies.
I forgot the name of a French film I saw recommended here until hours later when I remembered that it was "L'ascension du chevalier noir." I excitedly looked it up only to realize that it was just French for "The Dark Knight Rises."
Landon Lewis
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Dominic Miller
I saw some threads saying this movie was boring; but rented it and it was a hidden gem.
I think its a good movie given that 99% of all the bullshit that hollywood produces is full of progressive agenda and white hate. Feels good once in a while to find something less drenched in propaganda. Alita wasn't perfect but it was, in a way, wholesome.
A genuine attempt at making a good film, with an exciting story and unforgettable characters. There are a couple of scenes and performances that weren't exactly oscar-worthy, but as a whole its a great film.
>there’s no white hate in the movie it’s so refreshing! >big bad is an immortal white dude who lives in a sky city lording over the poor brown people beneath
...
Aiden Myers
How retarded are you?
Mason Bell
You say wholesome.
I say bland.
Seriously, most of the acting in the movie was bad and the plot wasn't very exciting. We knew what was going to happen.
I like a bland blockbuster sometimes as much as the next person, only I admit it was bland.
Was Alita enjoyable enough? Sure, it passed the time. But it wasn't anything like you lot portray it as.
Oliver Ward
Why do these retards keep insisting that the only people who could dislike the sub par movie called Alita "just have to be into marvel / DC capeshit"? Again, I don't watch superhero movies. You are too fucking autistic to realize that not revolves around your söyboy cinematic universe
Logan Robinson
Because they are mad that awful capeshit movies are better received than Alita.
Literal jealousy.
Owen Garcia
Why try and adapt a long series heavily based in transhumanism with lots of body horror when your stuck with a PG13 raiting and real actors.
Levi Morgan
The funny thing is the only other media they discuss at length in their discord server IS capeshit, they even recommend to each other to watch more of it.
If it doesn't have a cape or a mask they won't watch it.
William Martinez
why are spics so obsessed with this franchise? i noticed the spanish dub of the anime ova has millions of views on youtube
Charles Perry
Because you always seem to have an opinion about what these movies are supposed to be like.
Josiah Diaz
>Is actually in the discord server of a movie he hates Rent. Free.
>Briefags >Rosafags >Monerfags Jesus christ it's like the holy trinity of cancer.
Carter Diaz
>alita >genuine its a cookie cutter teen movie sci-fi plot, the only interesting decision was to make the eyes big. >inb4 mouse shill >inb4 capecuck >inb4 wojak your movie sucks schitzo alita fag
How there are rosafags is beyond me. She is genuinely hideous.
Aiden Adams
I don't consume teen sci-fi regularly so I wouldn't know. I just know its better than most of the movies I've seen recently.
Ryan Powell
i thought they were stealth pedo threads?
Grayson Young
Well congrats faggot. Now go watch some other movies you can call genuine, like hunger games or the mazerunner.
Austin Rogers
I did. They sucked. Which is why I avoid mazerunner and hunger game threads.
Thomas Hernandez
>people made posts about a movie so they must think it’s good.
Mental Retard
Wyatt Lopez
Honestly, you know what your issue is? You can't just enjoy a movie and have to seek validation for your media choices. "Oh no someone has a different opinion and wants to dissect movies! Oh no!" If you want a circlejerk, go to Reddit.
Enjoy Alita all you want. Critical analysis and enjoyment are different. You can enjoy a so bad its good movie like The Room.
Alita was bland. Audiences didn't watch it. It didn't make much money and won't get a sequel. Many people didn't like it. if you enjoyed it? Good for you. But that doesn't make it good critically.
Stop getting literally butthurt that people don't share your opinions.
Luis Harris
>twitter meme yeah, i'm thinking i'm not reading past the first sentence
Julian Price
>t. Moonlights biggest fan "critical analysis" what a fucking joke
Elijah Fisher
>We knew what was going to happen.
you always know what's going to happen good guys win
Tyler Sullivan
you clearly didn't watch gits 2017. i absolutely resent to appeal to the idea that soemone who has actually seen that would misunderstand it to such a fucking abhorrent degree. there is no way you're actually this fucking stupid. holy shit.. youtube.com/watch?v=2vyukVhgzcE here, moron. since you haven't seen it,
Josiah Bailey
>a movie that triggered me was highly praised thus all highly praised movies trigger me
you have autism
Christopher Foster
>you always know what's going to happen >good guys win That is not what I was referring to.
I was referring to literal plot points spelled out like the bland love interest.
Logan Price
Not as much of a joke as you jacking off to a CGI character and letting your cumbrain do the thinking.
Noah Campbell
>acclaim and box office performance are reliable indicators of the quality of a film I'm not the one with autism pal
Kevin Brown
>>t. Moonlights biggest fan Where was that mentioned.
Alita was shit bro. Get over it.
Jordan Edwards
Shill your gay channel on reddit you little queer. By the way nice voice lmao, hope your balls drop someday.
Leo Rogers
Are Alita fans the new DC fans?
>wahh release the Synder cut
Your movie was shit though.
John Long
>t. Endgames biggest fan
Cooper Young
>muh CGI waifu is the only reliable indicator of quality
>Alita's biggest fan Enjoy the sequ- oh wait.
Noah Brooks
They're marvel fans acting like DC fans who love a shit movie.
Cameron Robinson
box office does indicate whether or not it will get a sequel. in the sense it won't.
Besides, people have seen the movie and come to the conclusion it is garbage. This fantasy of yours that literally everyone who sees the movie likes it has got to break at some point.
David Morgan
Are you an idiot? I never said box office indicates quality. There are LOADS of factors that can indicate quality.
But guess what? Alita had none of these. It was shit.
Colton Bell
>t. Avatars biggest fan
Jace Russell
>Denying objective reality's biggest fan
Caleb Rivera
Am I supposed to just take your word for it?
Nolan Peterson
you've been wrong with literally every post like that.
Jack Morgan
>Chucks biggest fan Sneed
Kayden Russell
>get the impression that drive is somehow a based film with a relatable protagonist >main character is dating a single mom with a brown kid who’s the son of a Mexican gangster in prison
Mason Roberts
you're supposed to be able to think in terms beyond "i like so is good and will get sequel cuz I always get what i want!"
Nathaniel Myers
>my word No, don't take my word for it. I am one person.
>Take a whole threads word for it. >Take the box office word for it. >Take critics word for it. >Take societies word for it.
The majority of people didn't like this film. It was a bland blockbuster. People don't remember it already. It isn't a classic or a cult classic. It didn't push cinema or wow audiences.
It was a forgettable flop like John Carter. You enjoyed it. doesn't mean it was great.
Owen Carter
Fuck Alita. It trivializes that dogs death as though it were made for Chinese audiences. After John Wick, Americans want to see actual vengeance after a dog dies.
Josiah Turner
>Oy Vey! >Stop watching Alita goy! >Only watch 'certified fresh' films and capeshit!
The funny thing is that Alita wishes it was capeshit. Big Disney eyes. Sequel bait. Action.
Your movie was bland capeshit. Heck it was based on a comic too.
David Foster
its just utterly incomprehensible that any group of people would think "yes, having a girl wipe puppy blood on her face is how we will endear her to audiences."
Brody Howard
so what Alita a cutie and Motorball is cool do you need more from a movie than a pretty girl and cool action?
Blake Torres
God that scene was fucking weird.
Jeremiah Price
>t. strawman arguments' biggest fan
Kevin Lewis
Have you not been keeping up with the thread?
Enjoy what you want to enjoy.
It doesn't make it a good film.
Parker Davis
Alita fans have overtaken DC fans as the worst.
Congratulations guys!
Jace Wilson
>Who is McTeague?
David Ortiz
Why did no one who could dress or lift come out?
Kevin Cruz
It was made before disney bought fox genius
Nolan Hall
Are you a fucking retard?
I was referring to the style of eyes. Not who owned it.
God you're retarded.
Kevin Davis
Can anyone find that turbo cringe cover of Lowrider some alitard made? I need a good laugh
>Le big eyes remind me of Frozen Didn't know Disney bought the rights to big eyes
Ethan Sullivan
Literally was referring to big style of cutesy eyes.
Man you're autistic.
Liam Sullivan
They aren't even weebs. A weeb can accept their franchise is shit despite it having cute girls. These people are just incel cultists.
Jeremiah Parker
Your autism is showing.
It is a literal turn of phrase about the style Disney have used for literally over half a century.
Logan Sanchez
Dark. Every time I mention it some faggot whines about how good it is. It's shit, the story is indistinguishable from an AI generated script. Netflix and mouseshit need their own board so I don't have to waste time on suggestions from brainlets.
Directed by a mexican, lead actress is a mexican. No other reasons
Nicholas Nelson
my thoughts and the constant threads on Yea Forums prove that there is a consistent conscious collective content with the content suck my dick and balls, you un-relativist shithead
Hunter Evans
You mean the collective incel consciousness lmao. Learn English, Jose. It's consciousness not conscious. Have sex
Brody Bennett
>fast food is good food because I enjoy it!!
Cameron Lee
>four people constantly make threads >therefore everyone loves it!
the fanbase for this is about the same size as the fanbase for the average middlingly successful anime. the difference being anime fans know sequel animes basically never happen.
Cameron Reed
>movie Yea Forums fanbase consist of trannies who dilate and call other trannies for not dilating hard enough. yikes
>gets BTFO for posting stale bait >crys like a bitch Get back in your discord dickless.
Christian Jones
It was pretty forgettable overall and they were too afraid to go really all the way with the source material, especially considering the violence.
In the end I prefer the manga like a true cultured gentleman, thank you very much.
David Russell
You trannys have a discord to work on your bait and this is the best you can come up with? Get your ass back in your discord and don't come back till you have fresh bait.
Jaxson Torres
Sorry kid. You you have to be at least 18 to be considered a "gentleman" as well as post on this board.
Nicholas Powell
how does it feel having an axe wound instead of a dick ? don't forget to dilate to get the hair and pus out tranny.
Sebastian Roberts
>The only people who like it want to fuck a CGI character. Aka how things get popular on Yea Forums. Ask Yea Forums what cartoons they like. Same thing and it's pathetic.
Daniel Johnson
Why are you here? Besides to post weak bait of course.
Jeremiah Green
>implying yikes
Noah Ramirez
You didnt liked something. Congratulations. That doesn't make it bad. That doesn't mean everyone has identical thoughts.
Angel Price
>Cartoon for kids
Yeah sure. That's why people were dying left right and centre and in one scene she gets cut into 100 pieces.
Jayden Powell
why the fuck would I use consciousness there, it's a fucking noun dumbass alita-hatin motherfucker
Ian Walker
>the autist posts a "no u."
... for the love of god dude, know when you don't have any arguments.
Matthew Watson
Personally I blame Peaches, the namefags and the stoners from Colorado. They were trolling the threads to keep them bumped. It was a dead giveaway when they went to the meet up and the trolling stopped for 72 hours around the meetup. Once the jannies found out the general was killed pretty quick.
Brandon Roberts
have sex
Daniel Bailey
They're both dead in the water nigga. Don't @ me again or I'll heem you
Elijah Carter
they started banning the generals because all you people will do is spam the same tiny handful of shitty images endlessly
Gabriel Ortiz
You're the one who needs sex bruv. Since you can't fuck a CGI character.
>keep seeing Alita threads even though movie is out of theaters >decide to check this one out >the entire thread is nothing but cringe posting love or hate for the movie All of you get off my board. Cringe posting faggots like you are why Yea Forums is shit these days. Leave now. Go back to where you came from. Stay there. You aren't welcome on Yea Forums, not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Brayden Powell
>posts blatant lies >expects to be taken seriously
Matthew Flores
>fence sitting faggot WAHHA STOP ARGUING AND DISCUSSING THINGS ON A DISCUSSION BOARD
Josiah Clark
>complains about images being posted on an image board Do you even know where you are?
Christian White
It was a bunch of trannies that praised it because they wish they were women. They even had a discord for it. Now they do the same for tht women that plays captain marvel. Then the janitor started deleting the threads.im a bit late and you probably wont see this but LURK MORE
Levi Gonzalez
>t. shitposting dickless tranny with zero valid arguments complaining about shitposts responses Go back to your discord dickless. Your tranny friends are waiting for you to join them for your dilation session.
Gabriel Wilson
>cancer uses the standard cancer argument
Please go back to wherever you came from.
Aaron James
>w-we don't have a d-discord y-you do! >w-we're not tr-trannies y-you a-are!!
dude, this is pathetic.
Logan Davis
(you) are completely wrong. It was a bunch of trannies that hated it because they wish they were women. They even have a discord for planning bait posts to troll Alita threads. Now they do the same for that women that plays captain marvel. Then the janitor got sick of the flame war and started deleting the threads. I'm pretty quick on the response so you probably will see this so LURK MORE before posting such bullshit again.
Wyatt Flores
>cancer uses the standard cancer argument Please go back to wherever you came from
Nolan Allen
how retarded do you need to be to think angrily calling people "tranny" is an effective strategy? Is your goal to appear so retarded that people just bail on these threads so you can have your little circlejerk?
Jeremiah Barnes
I'd bet money that I've been here longer than you've been alive, even if the safer bet is longer than you've been literate.
Michael Peterson
Not as pathetic as (you) crying like a bitch when your same stale posts are tossed back in your face. You can leave any time you want. Your Discord is right there in the other tab. Just close this one.
Jordan Green
Dilate and cope trannys. Its all you can do at this point.
Ayden Kelly
>you're replying to me therefore you are crying you're such a bitch haha lmao look at the little bitch!!!
seriously. are you 12.
Anthony Turner
Yeah, it was a bit underwhelming and terribly paced. Plus was written like a family sports film. But ultimately, it was pretty comfy. I liked the robots and the world building and some of the action was fun. For me, the problem was the love interest, he was retarded and they literally had him die twice, killed the pacing at the end. Still, I'd probably see a sequel.
Jonathan Ward
This is just the kind of response that I would expect from a 12 year old tranny. Comes as no surprise of course. You have already proven yourself an immature tranny. Sad really.
Liam Myers
>another "no u."
so that's a yes to my earlier question? Your goal is to appear so retarded that people just stop replying to you?
