Is there someone more based?

>tfw the most badass whistler in town
youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ
Been practicing this for over seven years. I'll never be able to do it.

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Yeah in the Chef Show, she truly had no idea she was in Spiderman.

To be fair, I can't remember her either.

ez

ill buy a jew harp and be your duet

People can talk shit all they want but Young Gwyn was such a babe. Forever tier.

PROOF she is stunning in. Perfection.

Goop was my waifu in the late 90s

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Did that when have scenes together? I can't remember. There's also the probability they film multiple things in such close proximity, they might not even know what film it's being used for.

I was gonna mention GREAT EXPECTATIONS but had just rewatched PROOF last night.

This guy gets it. Respect.

Kek. That'd be based is Paltrow was a die hard comics nerd and only made that statement because Nick Fury truly is a white guy. And more badass back then.
Maybe when they turned him black, they made him gay too?

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Rare but a possibility. There are plenty of cases of early dementia.

I think it's more down to Paltrow being a nutcase.

What the FUCK is a goop mogul? Did I have a stroke while I was reading that?

I've seen all of her movies from 1993 to 2005

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Did he lose his eye in the comics the same way?

To be fair, they probably filmed Paltrow's and RDJ's Homecoming scenes while they were doing Infinity War or Endgame. Marvel Studios literally, LITERALLY come up with much of the plots of these movies in editing; these are assembly line movies.

Oh do look into it. You're in for a treat.
shop.goop.com/shop/products/jade-egg?country=USA

All these movies run together, she didn't even remember she was in Spider-Man even when the director insists she was.

youtube.com/watch?v=_YamanjCqtQ

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based

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>most
If you think most adults, including the likes of RDJ, Evans, Hemsworth or Cumberbatch gives two shits about comics for literal children beyond the paycheck then you've drunk the Marvel koolaid.

>for the third time.
Can't tell if she just doesn't give a fuck or if she has early dementia.

That is based as fuck. Capeshit fanboys actually think that these actors give a fuck about being part of their superhero “universe”.

Worrying. She should probably see a doctor.

Nigga I've been working with people for years whose names I still struggle with. I'd be screwed if every day consisted of socialising with dozens of vapid Hollywood fuckwits

Fuck I forgot how pretty she was.

She's so pumped with SSRIs and tranquillisers she's effectively legally incompetent at this point.

Probably doesnt care, or Jay-Z literally fucked her brains out.

>Early onset Alzheimer
Just like Pterry.

Rent free

I guarantee Tom Cruise is one of those people who naturally remembers little details of everyone they meet. I've heard from different people who've met him that when he talks to you he is super engaged and makes you feel like the center of the universe, even if you're just briefly exchanging pleasantries.

lmao they all look the same to her don't they

>Rent Free?
>I'll take three!

b a s e d

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This.
I bet she shoots the scenes without giving a crap about what she's doing. RDJ can't stand the sight of her.

>and then skied away
Oh, they mean she hit into him while skiing. Not that she punched some guy across a room

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I've heard Bill Clinton does that too.

she did punch the guy
then she just skied away

Bill only has trouble remembering women who sucked his pepe

that's the way the article is worded but how can you seriously imagine Gwenyth Paltrow destroying a man with her bare fists? it sounds like she rammed into him as she was skiing and didn't stop to help.

She sounds pretty based. We should make her our spokesperson

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Gwyneth Paltrow has that kind of killer instinct to pummel a man with her fists

>capeshit thread

>GwynBae.jpg
>I'm sorry, have we met?
>Who?
>I don't know him.

I'm ready.

That does sound like something a sociopath would do.

obligatory
>you just know

>Back in the day, I had a "frenemy" who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and happiness.

source?

>implying anyone can remember Marvel's scenes

based goop

goop.com

>Jay-Z literally fucked her brains out
???

To be honest based on all the info floating around Gwyneth sounds like one too.

Isn't it pretty much common knowledge she's borderline retarded and was weinsteined?

>having charisma makes you a sociopath

Goop.
goop.com/work/relationships/why-frenemies-can-be-good-for-you-and-what-to-do-when-they-arent/

>tfw no kurt russell nick fury

what movie?

is there anything less sexy than smoking?
YEAH LET ME JUST SUCK THIS TAR INTO MY LUNGS DOESN'T IT TURN YOU ON?!?

wait

is that literally an egg made of jade to stick up your pussy?

It was immediately remarked upon, you stupid cunt

Yep.
This is the kind of shit Marianne Williamson is into as well.

>THE PICTURE hasn’t been posted yet
>”HURRR BASED. Capeshit BTFO. IZ SHE AR GRIL?”
What the fuck guys?

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white women age like shit u know

yes, she got sued for advertising it as some kind of miracle device, claiming it has a bunch of curative properties without any actual science or trials behind it.

>Goop mogul
A what now? This shit sounds like something from a Robin Williams' film.

Not a burger.
Was she lying about the price or did she go shopping at some high-end place where everything costs at least twenty dollars?

Probably Wholefoods, but even then thats a lot of limes to be buying if your aim was to stretch your budget

her company is called Goop which is her initials. She's got the right white person double middle name — it's a pretty terrible name.

>7 MOTHERFUCKING LIMES

Her name is Gwyneth Kate Paltrow for fuck's sake.

Also, this one is hilarious:

>In January 2015, Paltrow advocated for a spa treatment referred to as vaginal steaming,[96] a process she reportedly underwent at the Tikkun Spa in the Los Angeles area, wherein "you sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al."[97] Paltrow admitted that she thought that the process was "insane" but did not disavow it, instead suggesting that it has "real healing properties."[98] Gynecologists were critical, with Draion Burch, an obstetrics and gynaecology specialist, indicating that "there's no scientific evidence that shows it works."[99] An article published on July 18, 2017 in TheStar.com documented the ongoing battle over this issue between Paltrow and Jennifer Gunter, an OB/GYN for Kaiser Permanente in San Francisco, whom the Toronto Star dubbed an expert in "vaginal health." [100] Also in 2015, Timothy Caulfield wrote a book on the negative impact of celebrity endorsement called "Is Gwyneth Paltrow Wrong About Everything?" in which he described the lack of evidence for several products sold by Goop and endorsed by Paltrow, as well as health claims made by other celebrities.[101][102][103][24]

When will obese amerimutts stop projecting their ugliness on the rest of the world?

Limes are dirt cheap though and probably didn't make a dent on the final tally. All those limes probably cost less than a dollar.

This. She literally forgot she was in spiderman.

>Reeeee some people just do their job and get on with their lives reeeeeeeee

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drinks nigga

>thanks for the Oscar, daddy

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Rice is maybe about the only thing in that image someone on that budget would buy.
More likely it would be a microwave dinner each night, fast food dollar menu for lunch, and box or two of cereal to last you the week for breakfast.
which is honestly pretty close to my current diet

Yeah i heard a family friend decades ago had tom bump into him in a restaurant causing him to spill a drink, tom offered to pay but the friend is well off so didn't mind at all. Nonetheless when it was time to pay for the meal it turned out tom had paid theirs quietly. He may have the scientology thing but you never hear a bad word about him from people who meet him.

I think about that every time I see Kurt Russell, tbqhwy.

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He chose to go scientology because they could protect him from the kikes of hollywood.

god I hate gwyneth paltrow
shes fucking gross

Isn't Scientology worse than kikes?

I half suspect that every supporting character in a Marvel film shoots their scenes in one large batch and then Feige decides which movie to add them to.
What I'm saying is Marvel films are interchangeable. And shit.

Christian Bale said that while preparing for American Psycho, he caught a Cruise interview on Letterman and decided to base his performance off of it. He described it as “a very intense friendliness with nothing behind it”. There was something charming about that honest emptiness.

if they couldn't bring back Hasselhoff they definitely should have cast Russell

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she used to be qt back in the 90s

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It happened to Kevin Finnerty

She peaked in Iron Man 2

You seriously think that with all we know of kikes?

It is showing just how out of touch she is with regular people. A regular person could have bought plenty of food with that money, because your average person isn't buying organic eggs and organic produce with the money.

desu she peaked in Glee. She was so fucking hot in it.

she was in spider-man?

I love her feet.

Well kikes control everything, but with little control Scientology has, it's worse than what they do. If Scientology had the control kikes have, we'd all be slaves.

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She has no fucking idea what she's in.

She gets 20 lines, she goes into a green screen room, doesn't even do it with the actor most of the time, then they cut and paste her shit into different films.

If you didn't actually watch the movies, which she doesn't (why the fuck would she), even you wouldn't know which one you were in or what the fuck was going on.

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BDH

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She's one of these nuts like Bruce Willis who's genuinely so disconnected from reality she doesn't even know what she's been in, it's not disdain for capeshit

user I love you but if you think that... thing, was at some point cute you have the shittiest taste in human history

>we'd all be slaves.
But that's the goal the kikes are going for. At least with scientology you can convert. Jews don't accept converts.

you don't want a prime goop gf?

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I'd take Goop over Oven Dodger here

do you suck dicks?

kek

nah, I've had enough indigestions
why yes, how could you tell?

Can you fucking imagine? But honestly the MCU's use of Nick Fury has panned out to be rather lackluster, so maybe it's for the best that he wasn't stuck doing it for a decade.

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Has he even been prominent after the first avengers film?

This. She's not making some kind of pointed sarcastic comment. She's just fucking retarded and has no idea what's going on around her.

>lackluster
A-are you saying that Samuel L. Jackson has not rejuvenated the character and given him a much needed refresh, like the proud black man he is?

Right?
>there will never be a 90s ASOIAF movie starring Goop and Pitt as Jaime and Cersei

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god, film should never have died. Digital cameras were a mistake.

A little bit in The Winter Soldier and then Captain Marvel (yikes, A CAT SCRATCH), a major disservice to a character that could be an active Avenger himself. I was never even THAT into comics as a kid, but was introduced to him by The Punisher arcade and thought he was badass.

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Digital color grading in modern movies is what pisses me me off.

She was hot enought for '90s Brad Pitt, but apparently she's not up to your standards

>ywn have hair that good
Jdimsa.

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Friendly reminder that she's into anal

does she stuff limes in her ass?

iirc she was convinced by Robert Downey Jr to join up by appealing to her vanity. He told her that Iron Man would be a movie that would actually be seen unlike the indy flicks she had been in up to that point supposedly.

They film reshoots and pick up shots at all different various times. She walks onto a green screen set, does a few lines, never see's spider-man.

Yep. Her last lead role before Iron Man was Proof (2005)

miss me with that nerd shit lmao

>can't remember which forgettable Marvel schlock she was in

I can't even remember which Marvel movies I've seen, don't see how anyone could blame her. I don't even remember which MCU pos I saw in theaters but I fell asleep during it, completely forgettable trash

Good
Roasties BTFO

Imagine the smell

Scientology beat the IRS. They out-Jewed the Jews.

She obviously doesn't shop at ALDI. $29 gets you a shitload of food there. Besides, food stamps gives you $221 a month in food, which is about $60 a week. Now if you have kids it goes up to $300+ a month.

the only tough part of this is the high pitch

drop it an octave and it's easy

Holy fucking based

She can't even remember she was in spider man, I think she's losing her memory and doesn't know. She should check herself immidietly.

how can she forget? who else is putting her in movies? nobody even talks about this bitch

Nah, she just doesn't care beyond pay check. They've hired her, given her lines and she does it, but most likely haven't seen any of the movies.

>that underwear snap in the middle when pulls them down
Wew

For her sake, I hope you're right.

no she is like 70 IQ, read anything about her that isnt media fluffing, its always about what retarded thing she's into or done

literally easy

Is this the dawn of Gwenposting?

>She's just fucking retarded and has no idea what's going on around her.
she runs a billion dollar beauty company

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she a OG foot slut

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Meanwhile in real life Chistian bale is known for being a sociopath who threatens people on set while literally everyone who meets Tom Cruise says he's the greatest man they've ever met

She wouldn't be able to function as an actor if she was that stupid.

She doesn’t watch them or follow them. She’s an adult. She stars in them to pay the bills. Says a lot more about the grown men who obsess over this shit that they’re surprised a functioning adult doesn’t know or give a shit about which characters star in the corporate slop Marvel pump out every 3/4 months.

that's her trick, she can recite lines, but is too stupid to act. has she ever played a role that that doesnt involve her being a bitch without any facial expression?

she doesnt look retarded, which is why she gets away with it, everyone think she's acting.

>cameo in front of a green screen for a bunch of interchangeable kids movies she doesn't watch
>how dare she not know as much about them as me

That's 90 in man years.

shop.goop.com/shop/products/the-frenchman?country=USA
>gwyneth paltrow sells dildos
Dunno if i needed to know that.

7

Based Brad tapping that beauty

yeah, at the end of the first one. When RDJ wants to give Spidey a new suit.

She is royally rich, Jewish and doesn't give have a care for the nobodies around her.
Sebastian is ultra based tho

Imagine what Aryan offspring these two would've had if Brad chose right, instead of a sex-crazed SJW nutjob

JOKES ON YOU
I WAS JUST ACTING LIKE I WAS RETARDED

>no pussy stains
fake

On the end of some guy's dick? Yeah.

In the novel Bateman and Cruise live in the same building and have an awkward elevator encounter.

Kek, lying piece of shit Paltrow was the one who tanked their friendship. She stole Nonnie's role in "Shakespeare In Love" after finding the script while snooping through Nonnie's stuff when they lived together.

Why are 'muh tax is theft' incels mad about this?
Her point still stands

>dozen eggs
>romaine
>avocado
>white onion
>scallions
>corn
>tomato
>kale
>garlic
>tortillas
>cilantro
>limes (7 lol)
>peas
>rice
>beans
>sweet potato
>jalapeno

it's a lot of stuff for $29. I don't understand how this image ever gets criticized for the food being "overpriced".

also nice trips guys

Ever seen
‘My Fellow Americans’
The Vice President who is always getting into accidents, and doing stupid stuff but who is secretley justvprettending to be an idiot
That was a joke about George W. Bush.
Early in George W.’s political career, people didn’t like him, because he came off too smart and elitist.
So he prettended to be a moron so he would come pff as more likable.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Paltrow’s whole persona is an act.

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nigga half that shit is spices
make one stew and half is gone not to mention there's no meat

Those are gonna be some shitty ass lime heavy tacos, bud.

Gwennie "Seven Limes and Eight Black Dicks" Paltrow?

lol based. Fuck capeshit lol

That's the power of Scientology versus a heathen atheist

Either she's still you're waifu or you've never had a waifu. It's about love, it's not just some bitch you have a crush on. If you've ever "switched waifus" or "had more than one" you've never had one.

Probably meets tons of people on a daily basis. Kinda like A train not recognizing Hughie

where? limes are 50 cents each here. i live in florida and oranges are even more expensive and they fucking grow here, no importing

>Christian Bale is known for being a psychopath

If this is based solely on that one video clip of him yelling at the lighting guy, or whatever he was, Bale was completely justified.

she's vegan
early onset brain damage

>being considered a "man"
>losing your cool ever

He wanted to marry her they even got engaged. Goop was the one who dumped him. She wasn't ready for Marriage etc.

no way was bale ever justified.
its a set for a movie, this wasn't theatre. shits going to happen on the set, he should stop being such a shitty "mahmethod" actor

>aryan

Based if tru

she wears makeup so other people can use her to sell it

How the fuck would you know what movie is what it when 95% of it is fake.

Absolutely based. No need to reserve space in your brain for cape shit

One of my friends mother had dementia in her 30s

I remember reading that he wasn't educated enough for her. She's a pseudointellectual elitist Jew cunt.

>and that fuzz on her skin reflecting in the sun

wew

what are you on, she peaked like 25 years ago

she's just drunk all the time.

Based on the bags she shopped at Safeway.
Safeway is the upper middle class of grocery stores that is trying to push itself as an upper class store. Prices are higher than the average store but if you go for sales you can save money.
However they do not have a morality, like Wholefoods or what the fuck ever. You buy shit, you leave, they keep the stores clean and well lit.
That is about $29 worth of stuff though, why you'd buy fresh lime to make tacos if you only have $29 I'll never know.
also
> TFW first apartment after graduation I had to live off $20 a week for food
> So much rice oatmeal and beans.
> Sometimes I'd treat myself and get clearance meat.

It looks sexy but cigarette smell awful and their breathe smells awful.

Got damn

she's probably trolling since everyone flipped out because of the Spider-Man shit from the Chef Show.

I wouldn't either, they're all bland movies that all share the same actors. No shit she doesn't know which is which, especially when her only scene in Spiderman was at the very end and was less than a minute long.

>they all just look alike to me
based goop

I love how sebastian stan just admits it

das rite Pedro

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