Knobhead
well, you're not wrong
Why do Americans love unfunny British "comedians" so much?
>Why do Americans love unfunny "comedians" so much?
Look,I know you Brits think poorly of us but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop sending us the people you don't want. We JUST got rid of Piers Morgan for Christ's sake.
is gavin and stacey the ultimate mums sitcom,?
bongs are good ass kissers, which makes them good hosts for vapid celeb guests
is combing your bangs straight back the douchiest hairstyle known to man?
But what about Benny Hill and Tracey Ullman? They didn't host chat shows.
>this faggot replaced based Craigy Ferg
Sorry, we ran out of dungeons and the prison colony down under was full.
Fuckin straya ruins it for everyone AGAIN fuckin cunts.
Why is it that Americans only seem to love the worst of what Britain has to offer? What motivates them to watch these shallow, mediocre, painfully unfunny non-people?
I swear we don't. It's someone pushing them on us.
There was a period from like 2008-2010 when this fucker was on absolutely everything here in Britain: he had sitcoms, sketch shows, he hosted awards shows and panel shows.
That was enough for a lifetime, you guys are just gonna have to deal with him for a bit. I've already had him back near where I live recently filming an xmas special for his old sitcom, glad he'll be fucking back off stateside again.
the best thing he ever did was being in the renford rejects for a couple of episodes
fuck this pussy ass nigga lmao
you white people crazy bro
>made his fame in Gavin and Stacy, where he was cast to play an obnoxious fat arsehole
>literally is only famous and successful because he was found to be sufficiently hateable
Isn't the entertainment industry great?
>where he was cast to play
He co-created it to be fair. He knew he'd be the perfect amount of hateable.
I'm sorry America. You don't deserve this kind of punishment from our worst. We don't like him either but I think sending him to you was too extreme
Oh hi Liam
top lad
This guy has a shitty personality iirc. Total queen bitch. Like he's above everyone else
Based lad
We need to pass him on to Canada. They're too outwardly polite to refuse.
Don't you mean
>co-created, co-wrote and starred in one of the most belived British comedies ever
I don't even particularly like Gavin and Stacey but I'll never understand the nationwide hatred for Corden when that fact exists
Conan>Fallon>>>>>>Kimmel>Colbert>Oliver>Meyers>Noah>>>>>Corden>>>>>Bee
And no, I did NOT forget Bill Maher
We dont think poorly of you
>one of the most belived British comedies ever
Steady on. I mean i'm from South Wales which means i'm forced to like it but 'one of the most beloved' is a bit of a stretch.
Based
C'mon, Bill Maher is better than Noah
This is just a hearsay story but here goes
In about 2005 I heard a story that somebody saw him in the street. He was in a town center on a Friday night literally screaming down into his phone because his friends were late to go to a bar with him. He was screaming with tears in his eyes that they are ruining his life and that he fucking hates them
Five minutes later his mates turn up and he acts like a manic sycophantic puppy as if nothing had happened.
If true, demented guy
Because he's a dickhead. His character was a dickhead. He played it well because he's a dickhead. It's Ricky Gervais all over again,
No its true everyone on the reddit ama said so. Even Kimmel dabbed on him
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Norm >>>>>>>>>> Everyone else
>everyone on the reddit ama said so
what happened there?
The thing is that the others actually make jokes. Bill Maher just calls people stupid and acts like a smug asshole. That’s it.
It’s not a comedy show as much as it is a political talk show
Yea you are right but just calling people stupid is more entertaining for me than a shitty ass comedian like Noah.
Gavin and Stacy was only really good for Rob Brydon too. And he's funny in everything.
both the gallagher brothers are much more funny than this fat twat could ever be
Here is some top tier banter from Liam
Definitely feels like Corden wrote himself to be the 'breakout' character from the show but it accidentally ended up being Brydon's instead. Pretty much everyone I know who likes the show loves Uncle Bryn and couldn't give two shits about Smithy.
But like you said Brydon's consistently great, hope him and Coogan do more of The Trip soon.
One of the funniest men in the world
Gavin and Stacey is saccharine shite that is apparently "beloved" by talking heads who keep telling us this "fact". He's hated because he's an odious rimlicker
>One more? Do you want one more?
Unironically based
Because unfunny bottom of the barrel british comedy is peak American comedy.
He's a nice guy and can hold a conversation, he's all right. Not sure why zoomers all think our late night stars were all Gods of Comedy, Corden is a lot like Johnny Carson, can make you laugh but more about the comfiness.
>I've already had him back near where I live recently filming an xmas special for his old sitcom
Gavin and Stacey is fucking trash and I wish every single girl I'm friends with one Facebook would shut up about the christmas special. If you live near Barry I feel really sorry for you, the filming was all over the news and it must've brought in tons of dickheads to you
Based
It does seem that way, but I think it's more of a plain novelty factor.
absolutely based
Picard should have decked the fat cunt
>James Corden
>comfy
Embarrassing
Someone ? Who is someone???
HERE WE GO, HAHA
based
The secret redcoats who secretly rule the media. The war of independence never truly ended. It rages on in secret secretly.
I like him, Brits just suffer from crabs in a bucket mentality just like niggers, they can't stand when on of their own succeeds in life abroad
What is peak british comedy?
>OOOH AWKWARD MUCH??
or
>LMAO SILLY WALKIES ISNT THIS SITUATION PROPER ABSURD?!
The meme that british comedy is good needs to die
Here is a british comic beloved ONLY in the UK
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Wow LOL he said the funny words funny xD
This clip is great, a couple of minutes in you can see his heart break when he finds out his 'friend' refused to be on the show.
Who the fuck is liam gallagher?
He also thought A$AP Rocky was called WhatsApp Ricky.
seems to be pretty subjective based off of one's tolerance for smug cunts
Sending him and Jon Oliver to Canada would be a godsend
I think he's a knobhead too but shit, I felt for him in that clip
Oasis fans BTFO
based noel
What a legend
>His character was a dickhead
A sympathetic dickhead
Britain, please stop sending us your trash. It took so much time and effort to get rid of Russell Brand and Piers Morgan, now we have to deal with this cunt and John Oliver. Can't you send them somewhere else? Canada, maybe?
>fat
>British
>bald dad
That’s a hair piece for sure
Wow why don’t you suck his dick then fag
What moment in particular do you see his cholesterol clogged heart break? I don't want to sit through 6 minutes of this walking diabetes awareness billboard.
Think it's around 4min
>American talking about Oasis
The song in question turned out to be "Little By Little" but Americans never heard it before
Fucking poof. Imagine crying because one of your mates isn't your mate anymore.
Is that true?
based liam
For me, it’s Guigsy
No, it was "Stop Crying Your Heart Out". Little By Little was played at the following night's show.
Do they literally only know Wonderwall?
Not Barry but near there. They actually filmed a night scene on my street a few weeks back and cordoned it off for a bit. There was a tragic amount of people behind the barricades watching it being filmed (and this was at like 10-11pm on a weekday)
That's like asking a redcoat if they know Pavement - "Carrot Rope"
Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova are the big ones. Don't Look Back in Anger was sort of big at the time and occasionally gets radio play these days, but not nearly to the extent of the first two. Most people only recognize it's chorus.
Live Forever wasn't a mainstream hit but popular on alternative rock stations at the time too, so 30 year olds who listened to that stuff will likely be familiar with it.
That's literally it though. They might as well have not existed past about 1997 or so.
Carrot Rope was a Top 40 single here in England (peaked at #25 on our singles chart) and got played on Radio 1 quite a bit. They probably had more commercial success here than they ever did in America, so can it, dickhead.
What the fuck happened to Matthew Horne? Corden was literally his cash cow and he dropped off the face of the earth after Gavin and Stacey. Last time I heard of him he got hit by a train last year kek.
Main reason I'm watching the Christmas special is morbid curiosity to see how haggard he's looking after a decade of unemployment.
Oasis fucking sucks
Even the jump off a building song is fucking awful
That band should kill themselves
>Even the jump off a building song is fucking awful
Huh?
At the same time Brits don't go to Pavement shows.
What is the best Oasis song
and why is it The Master Plan
The one from yes man or whatever that shitty movie is that goes “step back from that ledge my friend”
Shitty movie
Shitty song
Shitty band
They should kill themselves
>Americans think "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind is Oasis
>Americans think "Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve is Oasis
>Americans think "You Get What You Give" by the New Radicals is U2
Embarrassing
Third Eye Blind and Oasis sound even sound alike you idiot unless the only Oasis song you know is Wonderwall, but even then.
You sound like a Grade A moron who doesn't know shit about anything.
That's by Third Eye fucking Blind you pillock
based liam
How the fuck did you think that was Oasis? It's 3rd Eye Blind.
Christ, you can't even get the band right that you're insulting. Just shut up.
t. 13 year old with no knowledge of the 90s chatting blind shit or 55 year old who stopped paying attention to music in 1993
Imagine being such a fag that you feel the need to defend your shitty band on a shitty Tibetan frisbee throwing forum
Kill yourselves you retarded queers
Oi lads lets get som fish n chips innit
Fuck off retards
And Brits don't know anything besides Carrot Rope, dipshit. Thanks for proving my point.
>called out for being incorrect
>HURR YOU ARE GAY
ok
Oh wow I’m so sorry I don’t listen to your dumb shitty band
Oops did I break the reddit rules with that post? Douche bag redditor
"Shady Lane", "Stereo", and "Cut Your Hair" were decently popular too though.
Remind me, how many Pavement singles charted on the Billboard Hot 100 again?
I can't stand Maher but I can understand why a certain type of person would enjoy him. I don't understand why ANYONE would enjoy the fat fuck in the OP
Shut up. England is shit. Brits have terrible taste.
Lmfao seriously? The 90s were so weird. There is a universe where Guided By Voices was a massive massive commercial success
Fuck off Damon
I knew I was incorrect before I even made the first post about the jump off the building song you dumb cuck redditor that was the point
It's not impressive at all. England doesn't know shit about music.
seething
>Remind me, how many Pavement singles charted on the Billboard Hot 100 again?
0, but at least Oasis never had any hits here.
>decently popular
But not Top 40's. Carrot Rope is England's Wonderwall.
Well, actually Shady Lane was also a Top 40 hit and the other two were just outside the Top 40.
But what's your fucking point then? At least indie bands were charting in the Top 40 here. Pavement were nothing more than a niche band in America.
American mainstream music was nothing but crappy soundalike grunge shit, gangster rap, frat boy roots rock jam band nonsense, and boybands.
>this was a Top 30 hit in England
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I love how this is actually a thinly veiled Oasis thread. Based OP
>Carrot Rope is England's Wonderwall.
It's really not though. This analogy makes no fucking sense.
I don't know whats the best, but Digsy's Dinner is definitely the most underrated
England has good taste?
>England has good taste?
In the 90s, England's taste was either really good or really bad, but yes a lot of legitimately underground/indie music made it's way into the Top 40 landscape. That's just how the UK music scene was.
makes me proud to be English
why do you hate Canada so much?
our jewish handlers make sure we do
Its actually aryan as fuck. But because Corden is a douche he'd look like a douche no matter what
>Benny Hill and Tracey Ullman?
You mean that one song gag and the person who is known for being the show the Simpson premiered on? I don't think they're exactly star material
You ever watched Shameless?
wtf
this literally isn't music it's just fucking noise
bongs are fucking delusional
The british accent gives an intellectual vibe, so they can bash Drumpf and people will listen as if it was an authority figure talking to them
No, why?
Chocolate Salty Balls was No1 here. Anything's possible with the UK charts
To be fair though, the South Park soundtrack was based
>that one song gag
Are you trying to use a display or ignorance as a defense? How do you see that one panning out?
Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics is a genuinely great album. Shame that no shows these days (including South Park) put that kind of effort in anymore.
It's about his family. Both the UK and US versions, they're pretty much interchangeable.
It's a shame that nobody invites the Gallaghers onto American talk shows. I think Noel was on one of the first James Corden episodes and then on Seth Myers a few nights ago for some reason, but nothing besides that, sadly. I guess they're just not known enough anymore.
They're hilarious, basically cartoon characters.
It’s women. It’s the kind of shit your mom watches. He’s safe, nonsexual, and nonthreatening.
>this is what bongs think good interviews are like
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Holy shit, redpilled as fuck
>unfunny British
A little redundant, don't you think?
haha wtf
Can't wait to dump all our muslim rapists on you guys.
It;s fucking embarrassing. Please stop treating John Oliver as if he's intelligent. No one knows who this man is. He's a failed comedian.
Oasis sucks lmao
>“And if you do not want to see me again, I would understaaaaaaaaand”
Lol no of course I don’t want to see your shitty band again
Fuckin fags
>I was only pretending to be wrong
was it autism?
>I’ve never had sex and I’m such a fag that even my own parents don’t like me but they still let me live with them because I have no skills and have no job
based
He is a cunt . he has 5 .. yes Security Unit he pays an has them shadow him as he fears .. all UK hates him , shitbag sheeple will laff like fuck aty him at the this scum .. when Early Doors was lost , listen guys if you thinking of throwing salt on that fat slug , maybe battery acied < that was joke ok
Tbh, Wonderwall is a rip off of Jumper
>same sort of vocal style
>skippity-skip drum pattern
>acoustic guitar strumming
No one watches him, that's the thing. No one under the age of 40 watches late shoes and if they do, it's not Cuntden.
what in god's name
Based and has sex
Not my fault they tired an failed at being more than the comedy verison of one hit wonder. The fact that no one knows what other influence they have on the field means they didn't
this. oasis is terrible and corden is even worse
I first saw him on a kino Doctor Who episode. He played a pathetic character but I guess that's him in real life.
Based and redpilled
I don't know what's worse: Bad british comedians making it over to the states or americans making their own versions of british sitcoms.
stop being angry felds ok Now do as told ok
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Quintessential reddit comment
also why they like raunchy gays. sex jokes xD
FUCK OASIS
pleb status: filtered
Liam literally destroying all of America in 3 minutes