Please come to Galaxy's Edge

You can probably sexualy molest their Rei cosplayers and get away with it.

>visiting tourist traps full of unruly children and manchildren

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>create a Star Wars theme park clearly aimed more towards adult visitors than kids
>it's focused on the sequel era, that none of the adult Star Wars fans like
What a shock that it failed.

All they had to do was some nostalgia bait based on the original trilogy and they'd be rolling in Star Wars geek money.

I heard it basically has no attractions, no shows, or anything, and it is just a series of shops. Of course no one is going. There's nothing to do.

I'd rather get me a fish girl

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I’d go if tickets weren’t $220

why would i steal a place that could be filled by a noble negroid new movies are aimed for? star wars is clearly not for me anymore

wow that fishtail looks really fake and she doesn't really look like ariel. but that's fine

Wha-whaaaat? That can’t be true. All of the blogs I read stated ONLY literal nazis and kkk members who are currently murdering minorities disliked the films. I see the park is empty and I don’t know a single person who loved the movie which would suggest it flopped, but I refuse to believe what I experience in the real world and will continue to believe what blog sites, Twitter, and all internet media tells me.

Only if Vi Moradi gives a sloppy BJ to my BWC.

Damn, how did they manage to beat down the contractor's prices to be able to make that for only a billion dollars?

WOKE slay queen

They should have done pristine Prequel trilogy sets only

Sorry Disneyland, I'm going to a fan run convention called dragon con. 4 days of public drinking, half naked women, and debauchery.

Your lame attempt to cash in on cosplay culture is for faggots.

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>bottom row's second from the left

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This, Disney purposely set prices so the right amount of the right people buy tickets. That includes a majority of people that aren't affluent white people and foreign tourist, the rest of us just live far too away to drop close to 5 grand for a few days when you can spend that money much better going to nicer places.

Far nicer national parks, plus there are massive amounts of disappearances in there.

THAT'S ALL THEY HAD TO DO! But NOOO!!!! BECAUSE SO ARSE BROKEN THEY ARE OVER THE OVERWHELMING REJECTION THEY RECEIVED FROM FANS YOUNG AND OLD over all they've done until now they reasoned that A Diversity Quota THEME PARK WOULD BE A PERFECT WAY TO REEL IN THOSE fans WHO are so Desperate for Star Wars that they'd readily devour the slop that is Feminist Cultural Marxist Progressive Alphabet flavored anti cis white scum THEMATICS! When all they had to do was GIVE US THE OT & PT THEMATICS WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED!!!!

Are you one of the qt reys?

I would't be caught dead in this not-overcrowded Disneyland attraction. Disney is the worst!

Excellent choice.

I would breed all of these sows

based

>come to galaxy’s edge user. Look how empty it is. We’ll get to spend plenty of time alone.
What’s the correct number of ticket purchases here?

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No.
GE Rey a cute but I refuse to give my money to Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy.

Signed,

A former Star Wars fan.

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The falcon looks like shit. The paint job is absolute garbage.

truly, a blessed thread

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keked and checked

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>White

>think you buying tickets to a Star Wars theme park
>are actually buying tickets to an elaborate Star Wars themed store with a single ride.

All of my boners

its too hot

I was at the ET ride at universal for like hours until it broke down and they told us all to fuck off but they gave us passes for the rest of our stay it was pretty fucking nice

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>plus there are massive amounts of disappearances in there.
go on

>You're Mexican? How interesting user!

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>Live action Frozen will have the royal family be proud POCs
All I need to remember to feel at peace.

That's a dude aint it?

Are the Disneyland and Dinsey World Galaxy's Edge versions the same?

The only ride there fucking sucks and the land looks like shit. Based Eisner is laughing his ass off at Iger's gigantic fuckup.

yeah she looks familiar too, hmmm

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It's a shame Disney banned the sale of slave girl cosplay gear. They just don't want to make money no more.

>Galaxy S edge

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>Those shoulders
>That fridge-lick physique
That's a man, baby

aight, i be there sho nuf

Time to look up slave leia cosplay vids on pornhub.

so shit

why is there a barrier around the millenium falcon? shit like this is another reason why no one wants to go

you should be able to walk up to it, maybe even climb on it, maybe even stand on top. I'm guessing you can go inside but probably as part of a ride so you'll be queuing, its a waste

put something inside it

they need to be more imaginative and make better use of space, and take into consideration what people want from the visit

>tons of nigs start wrecking it while all the other kids fall off and die, disney gets sued for 6 million

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I’ll go just so I can smell one of the reys

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>they will never step on your little brown balls
HNNNNNNGG, it hurts to live.

Lmao

I think the open space design of the star wars section was a major flaw. Makes it look empty 24/7. I'm sure Ill visit several years down the road but nothing Disney has done with Star Wars in recent years has motivated me to become the massive fan I was growing up. Kylo Ren is pretty much the only intriguing character, but I have a feeling they might screw him up also.

When Galaxy's Edge in Orlando opens there will be a whole new batch of Rey QTs

They no longer let disabled visitors skip the line because of the massive abuse (remember going 1999 and being pissed off at families of 8 regularly going to the front of the queue).

You now have a virtual queue system where they say "the queue is 45 minutes so if you return in 45 minutes you'll go to the front". You only completely skip the queue if you have really exceptional disabilities that make waiting impossible.

>park Rey

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I'm gonna be totally honest here: If I lived even slightly close to this park I'd definitely go. It looks so fucking comfy.

this would have been great if Star Wars hadnt been fucking ruined over the years

Universal is better

Disney are fucked

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I can't wait to see all the iconic Universal properties like... umm...

user they’re ugly as fuck

Who cares, it's gonna have Nintendo World and it's rumored to have a classic monsters area

>Nintendo
>Harry potter (even if you hate the franchise the area is great)
>Marvel (I hope they stranglehold that contract as long as possible)
>The Simpsons (Again, I hope they stranglehold that contract as long as possible)
>Jurassic Park
>King Kong

IDGAF I've lowered my standards in my pathetic life. I'll take anyone.

>it's gonna have Nintendo World

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>we have a better theme park
>we have a qt rey

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>>Jurassic Park
Why not just do a whole park of that?

If Universal is building this whole park with the level of detail and effort they put into Hogsmede and Diagon Alley, then this park will finally put a stop to Disney's reign.

For me it's mini.

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Why should I?

Should Sneed's Feed and Seed be a ride or a souvenir shop?

D-does anyone know when she works?

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>implying anything disney offers is any less manchild tier

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I don't think everyone cares that much but they are building a new jurassic park roller coaster in Islands of Adventure.

Nah, I’m good.

>uggo Rey is cute

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If you guys are so desperate then I urge you to join the Disney College Program. They literally joke about it being the "horniest place on earth"

Nintendo, How to Train your dragon, Universal Classic monsters and Fantastic Beasts are the rumoured (and probably nailed on) properties thought to be in the park so far.

>what's that? you think I look prettier in person ?

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It'll be just like anywhere else. Only the chads gets to bang.

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She's hot....
>I like her helmet too

"No!"

Why is disney so afraid to show the prequels some love?
I’d rather have my 42$ drink in a Naboo gazebo park than some literally who shithole junkyard.

They added prequel scenes to Star Tours

Here is a photo of me taken with the Millennium Falcon at Disneyland Galaxy's Edge.

As you can see here, the park was far more crowded than usual! The wait to purchase a blue Bantha Milk was 15 minutes long! Golly!

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I have a buddy who got to go to the disney world galaxy edge early and he said all the Rey’s he saw were super qt

Park > Pure >> Mini >>>>>>>>> Kansas

Unironically, yes.
But i would like a geonosis arena or a comfy underwater restoraunt based on Kamino or Daxters diner.

How was your subverted le expectations pina colada bantha milk

Kids don’t give a shit about disney sw trash.
It’s all about mcu and Jojo these days.

I have high expectations, East coast girls >>> west coast

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That pic is kino.

You’re a moron, Kansas is the qt-est once you’ve seen her in motion and with kids

>Eisner
Literally who?

I though you just killed yourself?

There are no chads, they are all gay so your chances are practically 90%.

>implying Epstein is the only one...

A souvenir shop ride

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ONE BILLION DOLLARS
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And it still isn’t finished.

How about Clownworld?

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it is. it's full of dirty socal goblins

Dear Disneyland Cast Member,

No.

Signed,

A Former Star Wars Fan

>No AT-AT
>No recognizable ships aside from the Falcon
>Nu-xwing
>Tie-fighter abomination

>My son works for Disney and said...

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How can anyone so subhuman look so smug?

Only humans allowed.

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M-mommy?

>Disneyland Cast Member
Christ Disney company culture is awful. Just call yourselves employees!

>Master Skywalker I'm HAN

The idea of an amusement park being less crowded is very appealing.

>youtube.com/watch?v=yYxya2NnI_A

>1 billion dollars
>on one sim ride and a bunch of stores that keep running out of their overstocked merch even while the park is completely empty of people
where did the money go

is there any pure rey kino?

Lotta loyalty for a hired smuggler

Not to shareholders

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what happens to all the qt reys if the park close?

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Disneyland Cast Member
which film is this from ?

>boarding requirements

Are you flying ?

Understandable. What do you think would be the best way to make everyone satisfied?

God I wish someone does and gets it on vidya

Ok Grandad wait in the car instead

>Far nicer national parks

ew, you mean with trees and lakes and shit? no thanks.

post her bobs and vagene

Lumberjack Ariel

why is this such a big deal, every day you post this cringy shit

>$220
WHAAAAAAT !!! ?
christ how much a drink of pop

How much are you expected to pay for the full Disneyland experience?

Do they look funny at single guys in their mid-30s walking around?

Fast & The Furious and Jurassic World both made more money than Solo.

What could it possibly be rebranded too?

$220 would be for a three day ticket.

They can come and orbit mah dick.

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Pretty much. Some slightly different set dressing in certain places like the different entrance corridors and Florida's got a little more saturation in the painting to hold up to the sun, but same town and same attractions

Bravo like you style young man

nice

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>massive amounts of disappearances in there.
someone stolen park reys panties

They starve as per company policy.

very nice

God shes is gorgeous real rey is fugly

It's so fucking ugly

It's a sleight of hand thing where they have a big oversized vehicle prop outside with the set replica in a separate space inside. Like the preshow has the Falcon being lowered into a docking bay where you get on board. Basically a more complicated version of Paris's Nautilus walkthrough.

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trips who are the two fags in glasses

>Our attraction sucks so please come for my sake

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this

The dark ride that's been delayed to December/January. Like this teaser was pretty much all shot inside the thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=TSxE-b2YDAQ

Pretty much this. It's been almost 2 years now since TLJ and my butthurt still hasn't subsided. I don't think it ever will at this point.

nice reference
thumbsup.jpeg

Why? Star Wars died a long time ago.

Which Disneyland cast member? If it's Mini Rey then I will come just to make sure she gets paid.

why ?

she can be my gf haha

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Imagine GE closing down and park Rey is out of work and homeless.
I’d tell her on the spot that i want to take her home to mate press her and turn her into my wife.

Jews would never allow it for liability reasons.

why is real rey such a let down

wtf is a kansas rey?

Mini Rey reminds me of a young Olivia Williams and for that reason, I'm in.

Muh sexism.
Also, twileks no longer exist in disney sw for that same reason.

>THE HYPERSPACE PLOT I JUST FILED WITH THE REPUBLIC LISTS SHMI, KYLO REN, MASTER SKYWALKER HERE, BUT ONLY ONLY ONE R2.

was the shirt worn for a bet

Mini is american tho

I would. If it wasn't that expensive. Just to laugh.

Just got your son sacked well done

That's fine she just LOOKS like young Olivia which makes my peenus weenus tingle and for that reason I'm IN

dont post any more

Are Disney World lines finally getting shorter?

The way things are going he was going to be out of job soon either way.
Literally anything is preferable to eating food out of trash cans while Bob Iger makes 65 million dollars every year.

get in line buddy

Why are Mini and Park the only two people talk about? Kansas and Hapa are cute too.

sad really , do staff get housing on site

Lord of the Rings is rumored, and Star Trek

she already has a Chad, and a line a mile long behind him.

Dont the wetbacks know knotts berry farm is for their kind?

Lol no.

Facialabuse.com

there are too many spics on Earth

I wonder how much I could buy a one owner rey for when Disney fires them.

The problem is that the Millennium Falcon interior as seen in the movies does not fit within the exterior.

The movies always used two separate sets, one for the inside and one for the outside.

how can it cost more than a billion to build that shit?

Build the wall

Overthinking it IMO. I think attendance is down simply because enthusiasm for Star Wars just isn't there anymore. Contrast today with 2015 when TFA came out. It was one of the highest grossing movies of all time. But Disney will never publicly acknowledge that their Star Wars product is just plain bad.

> a billion

been scammed big time

Hollywood accounting

Same reason it supposedly cost that school in San Francisco $600,000 to paint over a mural of George Washington.

The majority of the money is being siphoned off in embezzlement schemes.

how can you scam the scam masters?

Step 1: make the sequels not suck somehow
Step 2: adapt the park to reflect the old films as well as the new ones. This is where their creative bankruptcy comes in handy because they've got the Falcon and they can just change everything that says Black Spire to Mos Eisley
Step 3: more actual rides, if necessary steal rides from other parts of Disney Land and rebrand them for the short term
Step 4: count your money

It's still expensive considering 90% of what you can do there is spend more money

Me on the right

It’s worth it maybe if you get to hold hands with one of the Reys

I bet its a tax fiddle

Why didn't they at least do a indoor ride? Star Wars would be perfect for it.

Kansas and Hapa are the same

We thought she was hapa but it turns out she's not hapa, she's half Greek and she's from Kansas

The whole idea of Black Spire was to create a completely time neutral setting that can be redressed for any era and practical for a large theme park audience.

You really want to have a desert town with no trees or shade built out in the California/Florida sun?

Both rides are indoors. Millennium Falcon's a flight simulator and the dark ride inside a Star Destroyer doesn't open until December

>tits or gtfo

>plus there are massive amounts of disappearances in there.
KEK you sound like a fucking idiot.

Then why did they do another desert planet

>photoshopped out the fence around the Falcon

i dont wanna spend money to go to a strip mall with high school actors selling disney shirts

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do they snatch and sell white kiddies to the clintons

>>You really want to have a desert town with no trees or shade built out in the California/Florida sun?

That didn't stop them with California Adventure.

yea arealeel is a nigga

So it's like California Adventure circa 2001, but even worse?

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Give the audience what they want: Star Wars alien strip club

It's a Petrified Forest Planet

>all of these are cuter than the real thing

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Boohucky it is

>The Simpsons
I'd have Universal trade Simpsons back if it meant the Back to the Future ride returning

>tfw no thick disciplined human supremacist Imperial officer waifu to crush my pelvis every night

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Are there rides there?
Everything I have seen is just restaurants, souvenir shops and that build-a-toy light sabre thing.
Where are the rides?

>literal park for children
>that roving gang of fat soiboi millenial garden gnomes with their iphones out

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There’s only one and it sucks.

Not like New Line or Paramount are opening any theme parks

This is a sin. Rides have got to be the core of your theme park. A pod racing themed roller coaster is the obvious choice. What a failure.
Even a merry go round with tie fighters and xwings n shit.

Not him but that shits unironically good af, the fact that its more of a slushie was a great call considering how bad milk would be in that heat.
Been trying to find a copycat recipe, I know its rice/coconut milk, but I'm not sure where to find the right flavors

>A theme park that isn't actually crowded
Seems based desu. One time I went to Six Flags on a day that it was supposed to thunderstorm. Me and my buddy had the entire park to ourselves for like 6 hours.

Did you suck and fuck?

One ride is open now, the Millennium Falcon ride, the other one, a dark ride, opens in December at WDW, January at Disneyland

Mix of technical kinks still being worked out and a hairbrained scheme to spread the crowds out that also led to the whole "Blocking out Annual Passes" thing that lead to the short lines for the opening this summer.

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Good lord. This image alone just looks like it's screaming to the visitors "LOOK! We have the Millennium Falcon! CONSUME!!!" It's not even naturally displayed as part of a scene or anything. It's placed like fruit in a fruit stand. Meant to be viewed as a product to purchase.

Oh my god I didn't even think of this. You literally know someone just did that. I can fully believe these bastards are that rich and lazy to just name a wing of a theme park after their fucking phone.

It's what they call in the theme park business a "weenie". A big landmark to lure people in like hanging a hot dog on a string in front of a dog.

Same thing as the castles or Space Mountain or any of the other park icons.

At Universal you fool

Except they're not so lacking in subtlety. This may as well just have a giant green dollar sign over it with a Wal*Mart pricetag on the front of it.

Would have been cool if they made an indoor launch coaster based on the death star trench run. They could even put the radio chatter in the seat speakers

That would require effort from Disney

Looking back prequels weren't all that bad....

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>Universal: We can license that!

More Original Trilogy, less roleplay, more interesting scenery.

The prequels aimed high. It's a lot harder to hate something that's trying its hardest.

Sequel trilogy feels lazy, with one eye on squeezing out the most money possible.

Park Rey looks like legit princess.

>Original Trilogy
>interesting scenery

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Inverted powered coasters let you do some neat things

youtube.com/watch?v=Jc_Gge8S7WM

>using greentext this badly ,
disnae reys are far better than that thin lipped bong fugly twat

Any truth to this?

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Kansas Rey was Miss kansas

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>bar in Jabba's Yacht overlooking the Sarlacc pit monster
>sandcrawler
>pod racing show

Its a failure fren

fags detected
seconded it lel
disney shill

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I'd like to.
But it's waaay too expensive.

200 bucks for a lightsaber, 150 bucks for a droid, 35 bucks for a tee, 10 bucks for a hotdog in a tortilla, 15 bucks for a beer.

I have bills, nigger.

This is too good, what is pride in the grand scale of things?

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I'd fuck her, honestly

None whatsoever. Disney owns full rights to every Star Wars movie including the original, which up until recently was owned by Fox.

Whom ever wrote this doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

Wow that really got me hyped.

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dubs its a shop front

The police arrive!

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Do they have a Pazaak lounge there? The whole KOTOR universe was so fucking great, better than the pile of shit movies.

it's true

>t. shilled paid spin

>You now have a virtual queue system where they say "the queue is 45 minutes so if you return in 45 minutes you'll go to the front".
Why don't they have this everywhere in the park? You could book appointments for everything that normally requires a line and allow time to walk around and buy shit without feeling pressured to hurry and wait in the next line. Its not as though the rides require x amount of tickets for entry like at carnivals. And if you miss 3 appointments you're suspended from the service the rest of the day or something, and have to wait in an auxiliary line that only moves when someone else misses theirs.
Don't act like it couldn't have been done 30 years ago.

>Build a massive park themed after one of our most declining franchises! That's a good trick!
When did the construction on this begin? I'm guessing sometime between TFA and TLJ? By now they must've realized that Star Wars is borderline irrelevant among young chidlren, which is one of the reasons why SW merchandise is doing so poorly.

No contest that bong slut is awful

Well?

It's called fast pass.

Ultimately when you have large numbers of people, the virtual queueing falls apart as people will arrive in a 10 minute window, you can't trust the 200 people who would be in that 10 minute window to arrive in a convinient way so you'll always end up with some sort of a queue

How long before they retrofit the park to include OT and PT content? Surely they've worked out that no one has strong feelings about the sequel trilogy and nostalgia sells tickets.

>Build a huge crappy Star Wars set.
>Like one ride being built with one more coming in like a year.
>Looks like utter shit.
>Only redeeming factor is a couple hot Reys.
>Everything else is just shops and food.
>Expensive products you can get cheaper online.
>Shitty fucking sugary crap like their Blue Milk.
>Literally paying hundreds of dollars just to have a picture with the Falcon.

And the kicker:
>Disney hype the shit up.
>Give out loads of free tickets to nerd influencers.
>Make it seem like it'll be super busy.
>Local hotels put up their prices massively to cash in.
>No one wants to go because it'll be busy and hotels are too expensive.
>Then they find out the place is shit anyway.

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this disney fool lel

Looks fertile

Why is the Star Wars world so filthy? It seems like only the Empire has janitors.

I think you nailed it user . have this pic to munch on

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>when you want your casting to be diverse but you don't want to make your villains sympathetic

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While the land's story is set during the Sequels, there's references out the ass across the whole saga. Podracer grill, vehicles and droids, Rex from Star Tours as the Cantina DJ, a Clone Wars character as the host of the Falcon ride, all the crap on the walls on Dok's shop, etc.
Still, the derivative nature of the Sequel designs makes it all the easier to turn back the clock on the rides themselves if they go that route and they've basically admitted that they see the land's stories as modular and they've been seeding Batuu into different parts of the canon through books and shit to try and give it a history they can eventually exploit once they decide to move away from the Sequels.

It's "lived in"

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Your talking about Disney not six flags.

lads i'm really worried about mininum wage rey if they're actually gonna close the park

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Why? She does modelling work too.

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>we built this to attract new customers
>"It's not popular because we blocked out our loyal customers"

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that's how everything looks in california. they've actually taken great care to photoshop out most of the used needles and literal shit

This is a blue board

Apparently there’s a similar deal with Star Trek

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rent-free

I have no idea where this is coming from

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Mini rey is kino

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She quit her modeling job to work with kids though.

How many more movies and merch until Disney starts making a profit after buying out Lucas?

hey germain, love your prints. say hi to bolton for me

How many of those kids going up and getting hugs and pics with rey even know who rey or what star wars even is. It seems like most of them just have parent who were or are star wars fans.

She does both.

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Well Jew Jew Abrams has ruined both.

those 1990s Kenner Power of the Force action figures were the best. It hurts knowing kids will never have good toys to play with now.

Not anymore, she quit after bikini Asia campaign all the modeling stuff are old.

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I wanna treat this young lady with something nice so bad bros.

she cute

This post is more or less correct.

They spent a huge investment on this and were incredibly far behind in production spending too much on merchandise and not enough on actual rides which are the bread and butter of the industry.

Got panicked, flooded the park with free tickets for their brand ambassadors. Brand ambassadors over hyped how great the park would is so prices shot up and no one is going.

Now people know how bad it is they don't care.

Don't you wanna play with pic related.

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From first glance it look like a nice young girl having some outdoor fun with her dog in nature but this is really just a photo op that she didn't even design. She wouldn't be in the water if it wasn't for her instagram account most likely complained about getting dirty swamp water on her and got out as soon as her paid photographer was done taking 30+ identical pics.

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>But It's Actually A Good Thing
Well yeah of course it's a good thing, people going to theme parks is terrible for the environment.

>a small army of diversity-hire art student interns got paid nothing to paint doo-doo smears
imagine Shabuifuia's fat black ass bent over and just scribbling poo poo stains on a piece of foam while her afro jiggles for 900 hours of unpaid labor

Star Wars is like a casino or oil. It seemed to big to fail. Like literally how do you fuck up Star Wars?

In the early '90s the Thrawn trilogy series of books was so loved and shelves were still stocked with toys despite no new movies on the horizon. Stuff like Shadows of Empire felt fun and people were still intersted in Star Wars.

Later we obviously got Special Editions and Prequels. But even the Prequels managed TO SELL MERCHANDISE.

They really fucked things up. Bad films, bad books, bad comics, bad merchandise, bad videogames. Insulting their fanbase and producing too much bad shit too fast.

um, no singles allowed, ew

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>being looked at funny
>he doesn't do the fake "look around for your imaginary girlfriend while pretending to talk to her on phone saying stuff like 'I don't see you Suzy! oh nooo that's the wrong place haha you stupid BITCH!'" routine

It's not fair .. ....

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kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-600#post-5136009

>I spoke about this a few pages back, where some sort of film festival or awards (can't remember which) wanted to showcase the unedited version of the OT but they couldn't seek out permission from FOX or Disney, instead they had to go directly to Lucas for permission, and he obliged surprisingly, showing that he still has control over the originals in some way. There was also something a few days ago on some channel regarding some clips of the unedited OT being shown.

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Now this is advertising.

Jurassic fucking Park

>Do they look funny at single guys in their mid-30s walking around?
Reys don't mind.

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oh no no no, look at the top of her head!

Aw, she's being very nice to that autist.

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i thought that bitch was a robot until he hugged that shit

You got charged $16.95 for 12 ounces of horchata with ice chips in it.

I really do think the rey postings is some sort of marketing strategy. I wonder if the girls are aware they’re being pimped out.

I'd redpill that hoe and have her quit and leave with me

Hidden disney shilling I hate even more.

>haha you stupid BITCH!
kek

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>18-22 year olds are horny

yeah and all the fugly social outcasts here wouldn't be able to take advantage of it.

Not hating I couldn't either until I was in my mid twenties and got /fit/ and confident.

The best times ive had at parks is on rainy days when nobody is around.

>those eyebags
Shame. She's a junkie.

is this real?

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>every single Rey impersonator is more attractive than the real Rey

Really gets the ol noggin working.

Talk about a jumpscare