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heemvious

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little scare boy

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Fuck Dana White!

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>canler lost to THE will brooks twice in a row
>people still rate his wrestling skills
tony unironically decisions him

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you can tell the ufc is running out of matchups because there is rematch buzz about the burns khamzat fight and the aljo yan fight

I'm flushed enough to remember simpler, more innocent times. When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news was hijacked trolleys, crashing into buses full of people

tony uses his wrestling?

>tick tock, candlercels...

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How can Tony win a decision when he gets brutally KO'd in the first b? Chadler has punching power, we know this bapa

It's because all the African champs are too dominant

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Garth withdraws due to injury, chandler gets the rematch

aljo is jamaican american

>tony
>KO'd
he will hapsplode himself out and get pitter pattered by a flushed tony for 2 rounds

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Gaycheese will pull out and Tony vs Chandler will be for an interim belt

Who the hell is Jon Africa?

Tawlts?

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alvarez simulated poirier twice

does aljo have a chance?

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Who do you thunk was his favourite fighter bros

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It's because UFC champs fight once every 10 months. Usman has been one of the more active champs. Champs should be heavily incentivized to fight every 6-7 months

I could 1v1 a chimp they're like 3 foot tall. Anyone who says they can't or that I can't is just a pussy that's brainwashed and can't fight

The clean your room guy's daughter is a coalburner with multiple mutts.

Kinda hilarious if you think about it

heem is dead, pray for heem

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Wtf lol. Seems like quite the heem-ette, wish we coulda seen his reaction

Dillabeast beat the shit out of Canhagen and that was after tearing his knee and coming in with injuries from camp. A healthy TJ will heem Aljamain

Ian Gary is essentially the new batman movie. No hype

Unironically I think Killashaw had/has some of the best striking in 135 history. Too bad he is snek and PED abuser tho so he can never be my boy

Imagine being Darren Till right now.

Chimaev is the next big thing, out there destroying everyone and everyone belieces he will be the best ever. Then he comes and starts training with you and goes life and death with a guy half his voice Darren most be thinking everytgijg he touches goes to shit

Why are handsome fighters like him and Luke so fucking bad.

Chimp -750
user +500
You get the Russian ref who let that frog die in the octagon too

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Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

reddit

prime will brooks ends khabib according to Zane Simon and Connor Ruebusch

Everyone uses PEDs. There's a multi billion dollar industry to keep athletes ahead of the drug testers. Sam Alvey is the only natty fighter.

>Zane Simon and Connor Ruebusch
literally who?

Khamzat has more wins over current top 15 welterweights than Colby, Burns, Belal and Leon

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What

No.

The Leech & Burns, that's it

the jannettys to the triple michaels of nate wilcox eugene robinson and alexei auld

THE shart???
THE leech???

But he does not though you thick cunt

Hey way to communicate a thought you dumb bitch

Colby actually has a good resume. Beating 2017 Maia, 18 RDA and 19 Lawler is solid

Wonderboy has the second most currently ranked wins at welterweight with 3

>19 Lawler is solid
literally 4 years post flush

>beating washed up 50 years old is solid
Delusional Colbitch fag

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>he is snek and PED abuser tho so he can never be my boy!

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He also lost to condit and hendricks

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We posting selfies now?

its my birthday today

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Colby ducks chadmaev. You heard it here first

>anons in this thread actually think WW RDA wasn't a psyop and was real

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Tard post

This just in

Colby Covington is retiring from MMA, press conference to be held tomorrow in Las Vegas. Dana White refuses to comment.

WW RDA beats Woodley.

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When you have to put the year before a fighters name, you know it’s a bad win

i too spent my last birthday shitposting on heem by myself

happy birthday bro

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Happy b day
So where are you going with your friends to celebrate?

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22 peter pan horrible win

for me, it's the little hair brush thing killashaw does when he takes his stance

I go away for a couple years and now all wmma fighters are whoring themselves on onlyfans. What the FUCK happened bros

khamzat is going to overtrain and retire for a day again

objectively true

Pretty obvious. I do not see him considering it as a favorable matchup, thus he will duck it

why does poobert have a dirty diaper on his head?

khamzat only retired because kadyrov told him that ali was evil and shouldn't be his manager

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