Name a better way to die

Sauce please?

Sauce before big bad janny comes

people who get married there

on the battlefield with a rifle or camera slung over your shoulder

Tv series called 'The Boys'.

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>imagine being this incompetent

Damn I thought he was about to slap the shit out of that kid lol

Pornstars that look like popclaw, please?

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the way bees kill wasps by swarming and burning to death via wingflap but instead its asians rubbing their tits and pussylips all over me

>Lister dies aged 98 after he crashes a plane he had lost control of while making love to his fourteenth wife

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>name a better way to die
your pic but with another girl deepthroating my dick

xfm

I know

Redpilled

Mudslimes are B&R

>Nayef is obviously a boy, but let's imagine that he is the wife.

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Fighting Jews with my bros at /pol/

in your sleep

why the fuck are you dying of old age when your mom is still fine? are you larping with her skeleton?

raven redmond

Why are we mad that they make sharia law neighborhoods again? This seems fantastic.

Nah, the short hair is important

death for apostasy, having to pray 5 times a day, no alcohol, no music

i know a muslim guy who is hen pecked as fuck
piss funny seeing his wife boss him about because he's about 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse and his missus must be under 5 foot

Upsides will outweigh the downsides eventually.

t. rachid al-farrak

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what was her fucking problem

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>the antichristian episode

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>you will never be killed by a super brapper

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wtf is this movie

Thats my life right now except Im Christian

wtf is this posible!??

when I was a kid my older sister would wrestle me to the ground and then sit on my face

The Boys tv show on amazon
Yes

how did it smell

i'll never have sex don't want to die

Yeah dude just look at muslim countries. Literally paradise on earth.

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>mommy rp
>facesitting

did Yea Forums write this series? lmao

(((lol)))

Suicide in a jail cell.

nah, just Seth Rogen

Homelander is all of us

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comfy

I need a parody where he backhands the kid off of his feet with ragdoll physics

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Like heaven
she also farted in my face

See

Extremely based

>no music
then what am I hearing in their beheading videos non stop

they can have songs but no instruments because musicians made fun of muhammad or something

the ending is pretty disappointing. That's not even a proper beating, he's just pushing shoulders.

Yes, only at cost having your whole country turned into another African country. What a marvelous thing

Side by side with your brothers in arms, fighting for something meaningful.

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Small price for getting to watch trannys and whores hurled from the roofs en masse

SMEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>my dream is to die for another dudes wealth and fortunes, while surrounded by other males
Peak cuck

very subversive. do they get satanic currency or some shit for writing, acting out and distributing this shit?

Based

>dying for israel
lol

F-fatal Cunninglius.

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>t. Seth Rogen

It's going to get so bad that something like this will seem like a safe haven.

What if you're fighting against Israel by storming them?

Then that would be the right thing

Based

Fighting for anything that isn't defending your country from foreign offensive is pure cuck, and defense is only acceptable because you're protecting those dear to you and your home and lifestyle. Being part of an army is being expendable, and being expendable is gay.

Explain

>Fighting for anything that isn't defending your country from foreign offensive is pure cuck
Fighting for anything that isn't defending your property and loved ones from anything wishing to take or harm them is pure cuck*

She took drugs that amped up her strength then got horny when the landlord came over and sat on his face and got carried away, she didn't mean to kill him

>defending your country from foreign offensive
You mean like Israel's constant attack on the US?

Based Christian who lives like a Muslim, truly the best of both words and absolutely going to Heaven.

with your dick in a pussy instead of your face

is that the same as the david carradine way?

inshallah brother

Destabilizing and supporting the murder and displacement of millions of people then mocking them is so BASED
Dog bles the judeoamerican alliance.

based

Muzz don’t go to church other than to blow up or deface them mate

Not shown: his wife sucking their neighbour off while he made this beta video

that's probably why user died there then innit ey

Surrounded by friends and family?

That's even hotter. Tfw you will never get your face crushed by some horny qt superpowered tomboy

we can always roleplay user

look I cant explain everything to you some things you have to work out on your own

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *defecates out in the middle of the street* baby i love.you. show pretty pusy please *regains composure* Ahem. You look quite lovely today, my dear. New haircut? *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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Zoe Voss

Can I be the guy who gets his face crushed, but then I discover I have secret regenerative powers which lets me reassemble my body and then have my face crushed over and over again and with different superheroines

Coke and hookers, what a way to go

trips of topkeks

now imagine if the roles were reversed ;)