Do you own any movie props?

How do we save white "men"?

1 point for each brown dick she gets inside her pussy

Nice it feels pretty good when youre a good boy and your wife's black boyfriend acknowledges it and increase your allowance

He actually need permission by his wife to buy things he loves? Lmao what a fucking ultra cucked negro

How do I avoid ending up like this guy while being with a woman?

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He shouldn't be allowed to grow a beard

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Push your fingers behind your neck.
If you feel any bones it means you have a spine and you'll be fine

Don't play with Legos is a start

This thread again? This guy is happily married, while you incels never will touch a woman. Communicating with your wife when buying Lego for $800 is the sign of a mature and healthy relationship.

I mean when the family is paying off mortgage and whatever else, a spouse would not be happy about such purchase.

Kit costs 800 dollars, jesus christ

>shared bank account
no one is this retarded right?

Why do these people publicize that shit?

what is the dollar value of one brownie point?

Why the fuck didnt he just buy the faggy toy himself?

ITT: Seething incels that still live with their parents but somehow feel superior to a man in a happy marriage with a woman who loves him.

They crave the validation of online strangers

>$800
Is this true?

>t.seething incel who lives alone with no woman but feels better than people who are alone but live with their parents

stfu incel lmao

>happy

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Sure, spoon, lighter and syringe from Trainspotting.

What a poser though. I would rather buy Lego from the 90s.

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>Imagine spending that much money on a toy at his age.
Now I'm on the wife's side. She should leave this tool

>muh incel boogeyman
Obsessed. Literally.
If the mods weren’t such pathetic white knights that word would’ve been filtered a year ago. This place has turned to shit since “incel” became a common term among normalniggers.

>unironically being poor

What should it be filtered to?

Shut the fuck up, incel. Your kind are the most serious threat to western society and needs to be put out of existence. Please don't get triggered and go on a mass shooting spree.

>spending $1000 on plastic
Even the nerds in the Lego General thread on /toy/ think these are a waste of plastic.

making a lot of assumptions on how his wife feels about him

It dosen't seem like a happy marriage when the husband needs to ask for two years to buy some lego toys.

Think of all the tendies he had to give up just to be allowed to buy this

Chad

90s lego catalogs are like porn magazines, except for men.

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OP link the thread you fag I want to get depressed at the absolute stat of the modern man

>that scene
for a kid movie, shit got dark rather fast but it was le epic wonky eye man with funneh voice so it just got away

>$1k for a plastic SW toy
>unironically blaming his wife for considering an awful purchase

I'd like that

>yells at incels online
>will complain when he's inevitably shot by one
oh the irony

reddit.com/r/lego/comments/co1nhb/it_took_me_2_years_of_sweet_talking_my_wife_and/

These dudes treat their wives like it's their mom and they're still 10 years old
>brownie points
What the fuck? Assuming the dude has a decent job and can afford it why the fuck does he have to beg his wife to let him spend his own money?
Of course, that's a big assumption. Chances are this dude is a stay at home "dad" to a kid that isn't even his. Either way it is beyond pathetic.

Earn a decent wage and keep your accounts seperate

>your personal situation invalidates any valid criticism to other people's lives
Wrong. Besides that I have a job and an apartment. I find the man in OP's pic very inmature. Bet he still plays Mario videogames and the only movies he likes are capeshit ones.

Why is it always white men?

There's nothing wrong with having hobbies.

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$800/732=1.09

Imagine even buying Funko pops, and imagine being so whipped by your wife that you have to sign a contract to not buy so many funko pops

The strange thing is its an appropriation of an older meme.

The old ball and chain wagging her jaw because you came home at 4am stinking of booze, a whore's cheap perfume and lipstick on your collar.

You tell her to stop flapping her gums about it and she huffs and puffs for a couple of days. And then you do it again because fuck her yammering on.

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What the FUCK is a funko pop?

do people REALLY not have 1k to spend on whatever every month? lmao

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Nobody has 1k to spend on rubbish every month user.

A different time
When men were men, and women just went on and on about something or other

Have you considered not being a NEET and get a job?

>censoring his username
You have to go back.

>Implying people don't have shitty jobs

But you live with your parents. Even if you get a shitty job you have no expenditures.

A brownie is half a niggie. A niggie is 50/13, you do the math

You got a fact to back that up?

Just because you've got the money to spend doesn't mean it's ever worth spending any of it on shitty plastic

>television & film

>Nobody
You meant "nobody who works for minimum wage" right?

The amount of yous this got shows its true lmao
In all seriousness the guy in the op is obviously joking anyway and he just went out and got the thing.

Sometimes I think I would be in his place (and be like many soibois I see here) if fate never forced me to follow another path in life.

lmao

I´ve completelly lost interest in women after being with them, jumping from branch to branch since i was 16. Spent almost 10 years of my life living together and retaining myself to fufilling some goals just because i was horny all the time. Im 32 and i had enough vaginas in my face. I came to a conclusion that if you want women to respect you, just do the follow:
Dont respect them and do exactly the opposite of what they say.

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I'd say that's a petty fair contract.
Apart from the absolute patheticness of it, obviously.

hilarious desu

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From the same cuck

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Based and a true 4chinner.

Lol, post is Locked. Reddit is so gay

Um..sweaty. Getting a job and living at home with mummy doesn't count

at that point what does it matter, your life has no value anyway.

How humiliating for the dog

this lego peaked in 1989

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>doggo

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Maybe he's going to live in the fucking millennium falcon

My brother owns a bunch that he displays in the basement. Some stuff from the Fargo series, a Hunger games items (including a stupid fucking missile), and other shows I couldn’t tell you off the top of my head.

>barney google with goo goo googly eyes!

He'll have to, in leiu of a cuck shed

You can mock him all you want but at least he has a wife unlike you.
>b-but he's probably a cuck!
Whatever helps you sleep at night virgin.

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literally réddit

Me irl

He could have got a used powercage and a barbell for that price, its okay if you are a kid, its not if you are 30 years old

She might love him but she isnt atractted to him.

Forget the wife, this faggot's spending nearly 1k on literal plastic

tfw started getting into lifting and I can’t into the eat big meme

Do you have to have a caloric excess for this to work, it makes me feel sick.

that's retarded.

>I’m nearly 31 and my wife’s 30. We decided not have kids a few years ago in part due to health reasons but also because we aren’t kid people. A lot of our friends now have kids and it is hard trying to catch up with them as things need to be organised around the kids. But we’ve paid off our HECS, we both have good careers and we’ve nearly paid off our mortgage. And we have heaps of spare time. I’d say there’s upsides and downsides to both depending on your own personal feelings. Sometimes I do feel left out when all my friends are talking about theirs kids but I fill my time in with volunteering roles within the local community and other hobbies.
This guy is living stereotype

Oh boohoo he has disposable income that he's using on stuff he enjoys what a fucking crime against humanity... Christ Yea Forums why are you so fucking bitter all the time? Whenever someone expresses even the tiniest amount of happiness on the internet you all rush to ruin their lives. Who the hell took a dump on your bed this morning to make you sooooo dang grumpy? It's exhausting man I only wanna discuss kino yet whenever I come here all I see is bitching and moaning froim NIGGERZS!

I bought the Bandai 1/72 scale model kit of the Falcon, it cost $500 less than that Lego thing and looks way better.

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Sounds based, not gonna lie

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>haha let's laugh at these retarded redditors fellow 4channers

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I've got 4 animation cels from the Batman Superman animated movie. Came taped together against some random background.

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>And then everyone clapped and Jordan Petersen gave me a hug and called me "son"

What's onions about this? Paying off your mortgage early is very responsible

What the fuck is wrong with the modern man?

How do these people end up merrying eachother, after shit like that how can he convince himself she is even aligjtly atractted to him, how much shjt did he let her get away with for her ti even consider asking about that

true. the guy is a faggot but you can't fault him for that

When you’re in too deep, it’s genuinely pretty hard to get get out sometimes. Plus denial and whatnot. I’ve sort of been there.

Yes, unfotunately ypu have to. Drink the extra calories , have more meals per day. Thats the only advice i can give, no shortcuts around it.

Women influence 83% of consumer spending in the U.S. Women view hair, makeup, and clothes as a necessity and spend all their money on it. They don't realize that men don't have this problem and therefor have more money all the time. Shit on this guy all you want but women are consumer slaves.

I'll spend disposable income on stuff I enjoy, but it just so happens that it's not some gay ass lego set based on a soulless franchise that has been marketed to death and bled dry

Its what responsible couples do you stupid fuck. My wife took my credit card away wheb she found out that I've spent over 1K on Dead or Alive DLCs and merchandise. I've known the error of my ways but sometimes I just wasn't able to contain myself when these were announced.

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fuck

we prop up the weak

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Yea me too, thats why it gets to me so much

But I am married, but I don't treat my wife like my mother like this guy. There's plenty of pathetic people who are married. It says a lot about you that you think him being married prevents him of being pathetic

They'll resent each other in ten years and divorce over the fact they didn't have kids and will blame each other for it. But hey, at least the mortgage is paid off! Shame you'll have to get another lol

What does a thousand dollars worth of DOA merch and DLC even look like

Nice. I own a keyframe from the Patlabor tv show.

Post your wfie's feet or shut the fuck up.

Try a lower calorie surplus at first, thebstomach gets used to it in about 3 days

This is almost why you shouldn't live together before getting married. Once all your shit is in one place and share the same address, it would be very difficult to break up because it would be an extreme inconvenience.

One of my friends is doing this. Supposedly him and his catholic girl aren't even having sex but they live with each other now and I've never seen him very happy in the relationship. He's just desperate for a connection and motherly figure.

Shouldnt you do the opposite, live together before marriage? Its a bigger hassle to divorce than to break up and you should probably make sure if youre compatible before committing 100%.

>the wife

Are you him ? Lmao even if people are giving him a hard time you sure do seem keen on defending him.

This

Congrats you're more pathetic than millennium falcon man

T. Seething redditor

itt: virgins who've never been in a shared finances relationship

if you'd get upset at your wife spending $500 on shoes, why isn't it fair to her to be upset that you spent $500 on a new tv?

You are a compete idiot and this is one of the most naive posts I've ever read on here. Amazing. Leave your bedroom and talk to your parents for a bit. You might learn something, stupid little kid.

How is the building of the Lego set going?

this but also who is to say she isn't spending $500 a month on her hair, clothes, and makeup?

A TV would be something shared anyway, it's not just the dude's. At the very least it's some material wealth the wife can show off to her bitch friends when they come around.

Women spend way more than men on useless bullshit in any case

it was a jewish idea goy
someone stop him!!!!!

>TV the entire house can use, a focal point of the room it's in, used to entertain guests alike
>Shoes only she can wear, that she'll only wear a few times a year, that she'll complain hurt her feet

Try again. And use capital letters this time.

Yes but at least she could actually use the shoes, he can't use the Falcon.

You're a woman aren't you

Because the TV benefits everyone, you fucking retard.

The clothes and shoes only benefit her fat ass

What is worse, being this guy or being an incel neet?

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no woman has ever tried to impress her friends with a television romeo

>My wife took my credit card away when she found out that I've spent over 1K on Dead or Alive DLCs and merchandise.

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Nobody itt is justifying buyi g the falcon, it was a shitty purchase and part of what makes this pathetic
The other part is that he needed to beg his wife to let him spend his own money

They did a big auction for The Office a while back. I should have bought something, with all the millennial that lap that shit up.

I once saw the peephole from Saw 2 up for like $50. Would have been kinda cool.

Buying Lego for $800 is not a sign of mature anything

looking at this guy i can tell he is about 5k overdue for an oil change

Women try to impress their friends with their house in general, the tv just makes up part of it just like the fancy sofa and coffee table bought out of a catalogue

Anyway you spin it this thread is people who can't get in a relationship criticizing another's relationship.

>inb4 I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH A ROASTIE

Guess you'll never have the choice though will you?

In any case it's part of a shared space

How the fuck can you be taking the woman's side in that situation, you spineless weasel?

Where the fuck do all these white knight manginas come from?

>if you'd get upset at your wife spending $500 on shoes
If she's using her own money and still contributes to bills and other shared expenses, why would I get mad?

Why do you need a new tv? Why does she need a new pair of shoes? Why does he need a toy that costs 900 dollars?

Where do you think?
R*ddit of course

The amount of pussy worshipping slaves itt is hilarious

Protip: They're only saying "incel" because only "incels" get mad at the use of the word and therefore out themselves as "incels". It's the cheapest, laziest bait you can cast yet it's incredibly effective because you have literally no reason to get mad at the word unless it describes you.

It's just one 1-2 guys samefagging nigger

It's the principle, senpai.

If you bought a $500 pair of headphones you used every day, it's an investment. If you bought a $500 pair of shoes you'll wear a handful of times it's a waste.

It's the points he receives from his wife in exchange for raising another man's children.

I could get into a relationship in the next hour if I agreed to let her make every decision and do whatever she wants with my money. If that's your situation, don't get mad at me for you trying to turn a ho into a housewife.

Besides, if you're fucking a roastie, you don't have to ask for permission bro lol. Neither do the guys who show up while you're at work.

Incel is literally just the leftist equivalent of cuck / soiboy

I was reading something the other day, and there were studies done that showed no real benefit to living together before marriage. There was less chance of divorce if you waited.

The thing is, once you've already had sex and live together, what is marriage besides paperwork? Waiting to at least move in means marriage will at least be a definite change and bring a new set of challenges. Just meandering in to getting married doesn't seem to work.

The opinion piece I read was this. References to data are spread throughout.

artofmanliness.com/articles/live-together-marriage/

>You might learn something, stupid little kid.
I wish, just a lonely late 20s guy.

T. Incel

The Honoka mouse pad cost me around $850 including sh. DoA has a lot of costume DLCs

I just let my wife handle our budget. Women are better at handling money. She just gives me an allowancento spend every month. If I want to buy something I'll have to ask her.

Its called responsible relationship you stupid fuck. Healthy coupls share their finances

>artofmanliness article
Big yikes, my guy

It's funny because incel was designed by incels to describe themselves and has been co-opted into an insult, as if you're a perpetual sexless loser because you don't worship women.

Yet women will get incensed at the term "thot" when *it* was designed by women to describe other women who were loose and trying too hard, before it was co-opted as an insult for any women perceived to be a skank.

>Its called responsible relationship you stupid fuck. Healthy coupls share their finances
Except it has been stated that men make most of the money while women spend them

>women are better at handling money
Lmaoing at your life

>Big yikes, my guy
that's fine. I've just seen many of my friends move in with their now wives before marriage and they don't seem very happy. marriage to them is just a way to spend money to make their wives happy for a day being a princess in front of everyone and not a significant life event for both of them.

>mature

OK nu-male

what principle? who cares what she spends it on if it isn't affecting you? sure if she wasn't contributing or saving then that's unacceptable but otherwise let them buy the gay shit that makes them happy

Blacks and Mexicans/Latinos have anime which is probably worse

This is next level of cuckery

I had this one

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>How do we save white "men"?
by cucking them

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You say this like spending $800 on lego is in any way mature, and I respond as if this wasn't weak bait

Women literally just overgrown children with no concept of consequences and responsibilities and letting them handle money is a recipe for disaster

>youtuber reaction image
Too late.

>$1000
Jesus when did Lego become that overpriced? I had the corellian corvette years ago and that giant thing was only around $100.

>The Honoka mouse pad cost me around $850 including sh.

Ah so you're not a super weeb, but just a moron. That thing is worth less than a tenth of what you paid. Damn right your wife should handle your budget. I wouldn't trust you with milk money. Healthy couples don't need allowances because healthy couples have two intelligent people, not one adult and one second grader.

If that's the case why are the majority of accountants women? Women are good at clerical work.

Lmao, all these triggered incels ITT. Keep giving me (You)s though, you incel freaks.

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But that's the point, it doesn't make them happy. If it's not shoes, it's makeup, clothes, tattoos, piercings or some other passing fancy that they get bored of in ten minutes.

If she paid her half of the bills then by all means buy yourself whatever you want but don't come to me when you're broke until your next paycheck.

Accounting is mechanical work which barely requires any thought

youtu.be/3_FieJToFKc

1:45

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I'd question that you have anything better to do on a Saturday morning, but I guess your wife is getting a wake up call from the guy she had over last night.

>He's just desperate for a connection and motherly figure.

A quick rundown, if you will? That's generally the point where I speed off in my car, so it's unfamiliar to me.

All accounting involves is putting numbers into QuickBooks. My friend's sister is CPA and wastes all her money on pointless shit because she's a consumerist moron.

brutha you need to get out and meet more women

It's literally managing money though, if women weren't good at that why would the majority of the people who professionally manage money be women?

Don't get married

@119348564
Go back to r/inceltears retard

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Nobody cares, retard.

And yet I bet your sister is a more functional and successful person than you are.

Well, she chose his apartment for him, drives him everywhere in her car, and carries his lactaid and balls in her purse.

No kidding, one day we were all hanging out, he turns to her and asks
>can i have my lactaid now, honey?

I did lmao

That explains why economy has been going to shit then

i don't have a sister. i'm an EE and make about as much money as my friend's sister does.

she's afraid leaving the firm she's at will hurt her boss' feelings so stays even though they pay her shit and she works 80+ hours per week.

He looks very padre desu senpai

If they care then they care. If they don't care I got to waste 10 seconds of their time

>Big yikes, my guy
You're 100% soi

What's lactaid?

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Live in ingorance and puurrchase your happiness

Kek autistbuxx is at least funny
Sôywars cuck is just sad and pathetic

white american men

Yoooooo that whole series was fucking rad

Based and Honkerspilled

it allows lactose intolerant white bois to drink milk and eat cheese without shitting their brains out.

LEGO Star Wars used to be kino af.

reddit truly is insufferable

Nigger, you could have got that custom made for $100 tops.

That guy was destined to being a beta
>Be white
>not be able to digest dairy
Pick one

Th point is that it's obviously fanfic you dipshit

>ahahahah, i just wasted a couple of hours posting bait on Yea Forums, take that you losers!! ahaha

Its like watching a sports team playing along with a Make A Wish child.

brickset.com/library/catalogues

Good times.

Is this referring to James youniverse

>It's literally managing money though
No it's not. Accounting is keeping track and records of where the money is going and coming from and how much taxes to pay. It's a job that requires absolutely no thought process related to decision making, risk taking or weighting the pros and cons of a purchase/investment.

i’ll just point out that this thread is supposed to be about movie props

>lactose intolerant white bois
70% of the world is lactose intolerant

I don't care weeb, stop posting.

>buying a mousepad for nearly 1k
My god, I share a board with these people

>tfw room is literally brimming with SHELVES of Lego
>have been to multiple Lego conventions
>build my own creations and post them online
>still fucked a few tinder chicks in that room

non lego losers mad lol

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You're the lowpoint of those girls lives.
They still probably cringe everytime they remember fucking a lego dweeb.
Nice one

Yes, but I didn't buy them.

Based
Cringe fueled jealousy

I own some star trek film cells but that's it.

is this the intro of a porn video or what

>Imagine not liking LEGO®
What a sad and uncreative life.

>not the original 70s lego set
Lmao dumbass buying inferior onions plastic lego made in chink land

If you really want to stir shit up there, try posting police dogs.

There is nothing wrong with this, I'm probably doing the same if I ever get married

I'm siding with the roasty on this one. He could have used that money to buy a nice TV or literally anything that isn't a children's toy. God damn these bugmen and their hyperconsumerism.

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>they fell for the bait
lmao tv never learns

I have an idea.

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If my wife did that I'd tell her I also want to use a surrogate mother

its baiting but retards always give them yous so they get conditioned to bait more and it never stops

Got this a few months ago. They can’t legally call it a Luke Skywalker lightsaber. (The one I got is weathered)

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I had to Google what these things were

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This is the obvious choice, I second the motion.

Uh oh looks like we've got a racist on our hands. Can't let that one slide, can we?

do they dislike police dogs?

>that fat blob of a feet

I tried paying off my mortgage early and it just applied payments to the next month and the month after and now my next payment is due next year why the fuck can't it just apply to principal it pisses me off.

DO YOUR CHORES

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>my wife finally let me buy lego after 2 years of letting her fuck tyrone
>pretty excited

Please tell me she washed out or that there were extenuating circumstances for this display.

Going to be honest, bud, it sounds like you depend on the wife to be the non-retard in your marriage and therefore sympathize with other manchildren.

it's from some TLC special

I make $6k a month take home

Reminds me of the cuck who signed a contract with his wife because he kept spending hundreds of money on funko pops.

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I'd be fucking her ass every night. I already cook for myself.

>mfw I got the pirate ship for christmas that year

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police shouldn't be able to use dogs and mistreat them

More like if you can feel your spine you're a pencil necked soiboi. My neck is 18" around

imo you should wait until you're legitimately sick of the person before you figure out if you could marry them or not. so many people don't it's ridiculous

yeah except I guarantee that doesn't take into account all of the relationships that end before marriage, so basically it's just comparing divorce rates without considering all of the people who are "already married" failing in your sense

try half that with shipping too

I sit on my ass all day and I guarantee I could do that course first try faster what the fuck

I'd wash the dishes for a nice handy tbqh.

I would have separate accounts with my spouse and also our joint account there's no need to fret over bullshit spending also I wouldn't want us spending out of our joint account anyways because that's how things get out of hand. just set a budget and transfer shit over each month and if you need more then figure it out

Because I was the one that earned the money for both

>GROTESQUE U SUBHUMAN
what did they mean by this?

it's a van at the airport

I was just talking to to my ex about this this morning. She had some comment after I made a joke, like "this is why we aren't together anymore, this and misogyny." I said some what kidding, "ironically when I started hating women is when I got them." Mind you, if she actually gave a shit about misogyny she wouldn't of called me up last night.

This. Hard to understand unless you've been there.

Blacks/Mexicans only watch high test shonen like DBZ. It’s infinitely better than NuWars shit

I think most dogs would happily take being Sergeant Terror the Attack Hound over having some shouting manchild faggot dress them up as a beaner for taco night.

I own a replica of Sting, from LotR

>tfw 800$ is my three months salary
and this faggot here is spending it on a fucking toy, just why though?

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>800 for 3 months
Jesus christ what kind of poor shithole are you from?

>buying Lego for $800 is the sign of a mature and healthy relationship
>$800 Lego
>mature and healthy
gr8 b8, m8

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>Taco Tuesday
>publicly posting a humiliating racist stereotype on their animal

I just googled that and holy shit, how is that guy free? He is a literal monster.

The Falcon is the biggest set of all time at over 8500 pieces and is nearly 3 feet long, over 2 feet wide and a foot high.

You can’t fuck off back to whatever funnyjunk/ifunny shithole you came from with that image

>emergency pop fund

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>hand job + put away
>blow job feeding, doing nappies + putting to bed)
>anything you kitchen want

>spending over 1K big tiddy vidya merch
based but also bluepilled

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Because you're a dipshit and signed a mortgage with a no prepayment clause so the collateralised debt vehicle your mortgage was rolled into has less reinvestment risk and is thus a more attractive asset to purchase for institutions looking for reliable income

>Look after kids the whole fucking day for a blowjob.

Lol, fuck that.

I'll just do the dishes and vaccum the house for a handjob, ass fingering and sex.

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Beards are for soiboys

based. i've been looking for this contract. thanks for posting.

One time I had gotten a death star and my care taker dropped the entire thing while mopping.

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i'm from Iran, just two more years after I get a degree maybe I wil have better job

It's not like the guy would marry a 9/10. Blobs travel in packs.

lol lardass

More like I took the neck pill

Why not just buy the 'Lepin' bootleg brand? It's made from the same factory in China using stolen blueprints.

>a feet

I would do chores while getting a handy tbqh, sounds really erotic to me for some reason. Like imagine you are naked and just rubbing some dishes and getting sudsy and your wife just starts yankin your chain and you can feel her hot breath and your legs are all cold and you are wet so its making it worse and her warm hands are on your cold dick and its getting super hard and you are just trying not to drop a plate on the floor. That kinda thing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
pfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOH HOHOHOHOOOOOO
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Who the hell took a dump on your bed this morning to make you sooooo dang grumpy?

Epstsin gets murdered and I'm reminded that I'm part of a species that doesn't even care about the welfare of their own offspring.

in english, doc!

>1.1K upvotes
wtf i love reddit now

his wife is also fucking multiple men behind his back

>Imagine being poor with money

You’ve never been with a lady have you?

Your bank fucked you to make your mortgage more attractive to roll into a big pile of mortgages to then sell to someone else

Ya got kiked

Wish I could be a stay at home Dad.

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post proof

This is not a bad deal at all, I'm very sloppy with my household chores and this would definitely motivate me, especially if the relationship is already past the 3 year mark.

Does /toy/ look like this?

>My wife took my credit card away

Are you a fucking girl? What kind of man goes into credit card debt on a manic shopping spree? lmao if my chubby latina wife ever tried to take my credit card away I'd slap her senseless and call ICE on her.

You've got to take the power back in your relationship bro, for society's sake. Cucks like you are why Hillary almost got elected.

I hope you don't have any children who have to rely on their mother to wear the financial pants in your marriage. God, I'd be ashamed if you were my father.

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Post pics of said chubby Latin wife.

For research.

Be friends first lovers second.

based lego chad

Link to creations and green text about tinder sluts.

>tfw neet but not autistic enough to get autismbux
life is miserable

just be yourself

I knew I'd end up seeing this here

Keep going Iranbro I believe in you

The point is that this fucking retard first says they're not buying "useless stuff" but then proudly presents a fucking $800 lego set.

blacks and mexicans love HxH so they must have an extremely high IQ