Girls hate me and my dick is only 2 inches long but at least Bruce Lee is still aweso- wait...

All of the advances in combat sports in the last century have been focused on the specific rules, regulations, and scoring methods used in the sports and which specific techniques will get you the most points. New ways of striking, moving, or defending don't really happen.

yeah a fucking brain

>All of the advances in combat sports in the last century have been focused on the specific rules, regulations, and scoring methods used in the sports and which specific techniques will get you the most points. New ways of striking, moving, or defending don't really happen.

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Chad Brad dropped a Nagasaki sized load of kickass on the stupid ricelet Bruce "cuck" Lee in Tarantino's new kino

Pretty sure he can beat CM Punk

bone chilling and slowburn pilled

Asians are sperging out because Brad Pitt beats up their yellow superman in Tarantino's new flick.

Are they actually sperging out, or are we pretending they are just to shitpost?

>Systema has not been developed post 1980 and Krav Maga has not been developed post 1930. They both existed since the dawn of man. Also, the word "technique" refers to the isolated aspect of a single punch.

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well, I think most of it is white soibois but who cares

The most important factor in any fight between two fit individuals is weight class. Skill is secondary. CM Punk weighs as much as 1.5 bruce lees.

whos cares LMAO

>Bruce Lee vs. Generic Late 2010s MMA Fighter would not be a very slow-burn, bone chilling horror kino, as Generic Late 2010s MMA Fighter would wipe the floor with Bruce Lee. This fact, however, has nothing to do with technical advances in martial arts since Bruce Lee's death - advances which did not take place in any way, shape, or form. Please take note of my Oxford Comma game.

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Bitch please, a midget can beat CM Punk

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Never mind I checked the regular cringe subr*ddits and they're sperging out.

>we
Kill yourself faggot tourist

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what's with those kicks
what is he doing

>asian males

you mean jewish males

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can you imagine the mental illness on that subreddit

you just posted a video of a fight between two people in the same weight class

There's a reason why every fighting sport has strict separation based on weight.

>There's a reason why every fighting sport has strict separation based on weight.
Are you legitimately trying to say that CM Cuck would beat someone like say... Henry Cejudo?

>Late 1980s Mike Tyson would beat the crap out of Bruce Lee, this means Bruce Lee is a bad fighter. Also, Late 2010s Seal Team Six would gun Bruce Lee down in two seconds. This means Bruce Lee is a bad fighter.

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a skinny white woman could beat up bruce lee

i'm not taking a side in this argument, i just want to shitpost

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based

>a skinny white woman could beat up bruce lee

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cry more yellow boi

>I just proved that Late 2010s Generic MMA Fighter could beat Bruce Lee. This means that the other guy is of Asian Descent and currently undergoing the process of lacrimation.

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yes, exactly

Dont even care about Bruce lee and haven't seen the movie but watching asianmasculinity seethe is pretty fucking entertaining

I wanna make a neural network that autobans posts with wojaks and give it to hiro

>This but... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... unironically.

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tiny... asian.... penis...

>You see, when I earlier called you of Asian descent and currently undergoing the process of lacrimation because you doubted my irrefutable claims of Generic Late 2010s MMA fighter wiping the floor with Late 1970s Bruce Lee? I forget to add that your penile size is below average or within the usual range of people of Asian descent which makes it below average for white people, to which I belong.
>
>Late 2010s MMA fighters, man. That's where it's at. That indeed would be a YES from me. Holy YES, Batman.

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>119344271
>OMG /u/119344271! SO MUCH THIS. I wish I had some 4channel Gold left to bestow upon thee.

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When you miss a roundhouse kick you're supposed to follow it through it's arc because you're less likely to lose your balance and such.This guy is doing that but really slowly and ineffectually to the point where he might as well just stop in mid air and let the other guy hit him.

>soijak spammer is a chink
Holy shit lmao

retard

Honestly just look at UFC 1 and UFC now and you’ll see the massive difference. And Bruce was wayy before UFC1. With the kind of work ethic and discipline he had even a no talent guy could do well. And he did have talent.

If he was born in this era and left his ching chong kung fu for MMA training no doubt he’d be a champion in one of the manlet weight classes. But it kinda cracks me up how even till recently people do the Lee vs Tyson shtick

Friendly reminder that white bois have to go after dead asians because they're afraid of black cock