Why does Elijah wood look so uncomfortable?

He's always been uncomfortable. It's just who he is.

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PTSD from pedowood

is that brie cuntson?

damn shes ugly

cause the dumb cunt can't act for shit

Wish I was a billionaire so I could pay her to do some scenes for facial abuse with based skywalker as camera man.

He looks like either he has poped an awkward boner and he is trying to hide it, or he is homo that poses like them and prefers male company

Sasha is kino.

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Her ass is so damn good, brehs.

Afraid to get metoo'd by that pure lady

he knows she burns the coal
but he can't figure out why she didn't paid the toll yet.

teagan was way hotter if you ask me, her face is peak pornstar face

God I wish that were me

she just licked his toilet

He just wishes he met her earlier

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Why is it that anyone who knows who Sasha Grey is has seen the same porno as everyone else? It's always the toilet licker petplay one, or the public restroom one. God, that bitch loves toilets.

Wow she's pretty. How did I not see her in LotR. Has she been in anything else?

Unironically sasha is a bit smarter than the average retarded fempornstar. She had a great hunger for sex, went in the porn industry, made a name for herself and left at the right time.

she can lick my toilet

teagen presley was so hot without implants
she was hoe enough to induce a rage boner but natural enough to be a next door slut
implants just made her a regular bimbo

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paul dano is so fucking handsome it's unreal
look at a porn star being this aroused
how can average men even compete?

most lilkey.

he has stated in interviews that his parents kept him safe by making sure he didn't go to "parties" which he wanted to go to as a kid but realized as an adult where just parties where he would get touched up

>stoya will never look at you like that

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Sasha is prime piece but she really needs to shut the fuck up. That's why I like her facefuck videos the best.

Context?

whatever happened to Stoya? She just vanished.

married some rich dude

Is that the house from Entourage?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny

she kissed him and then he remembered. she probably smells like poo and jizz, tastes like it too i suspect.

Her uterus was blown out by that Canadian porn star she accused of rape. The rich guy probably paid for reconstruction (they usually do)

didn't she accuse james deen?

James Deen fucking amateur sluts is kino

he wasn't fully certain that chlamydia and herpes could not jump an air barrier

in her later vids she looked full meth addict

dirty whore, we need the sons of jacob,

the Ring was never destroyed at Mount Doom;
he still carries it

>being this obvious in falseflagging as /pol/
Try again sweaty

>and not a single fuck was given that day

have sex!

>to destroy her anal ring

got it, it's because he was in those Hobbit movies where he destroyes a ring

nice jok

everyone enjoyed his post more than yours faggot

He always looks like that

>Because >she™ is actually a he
That man got one of the best asses I've ever seen then

that's mean

How do you hit on a porn star? They get hit on at least 10 times a day. How do you stand out is what he was probably thinking

he can smell her cum breath

so do regular pretty women
to 90% there are hit on by beta males that can only utter how pretty the women is and how that statement in their mind would somehow convince the female to mate with them
so if you're not a complete shmuck approaching a girl is easy

i was once posting in a thread with an user who claimed he was in a mental hospital with her. its bullshit but i believe it.

Classic

you're gay bro

explain what's handsome about him? he literally looks like an incel

Brie Toes

That's the most pathetic licking I've ever seen. I don't want to see your cunt face next to a nice ass

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I'm putting together a team.

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thats how i ride my bike. peddling is for losers.

I usually take that position just as I'm about to get off the bike.

uncomfortable? are you a social retard?

she had a god tier body but god damn I had to mute every single one of her scenes

They starred in a movie together where Elijah Wood stalks Sasha Grey.

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i propel myself using only the force of my own will.

>Should I, brehs?

STOYA I SIDYA

Most of the time I just fart my way to the grocery store. Don't even need hands. My boner does most of the steering.

>riding in the city
>in the granny ring

lel

She is like a sex educator now.

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classic paul dano

Years ago I saw a Sasha vid where she gets anal'd by a skinhead/balding type guy for about 45 minutes. It's the only video I've ever seen her in where she honestly seems to be demoralized by the end. As in, she is really not into it and is being plowed vigorously. What video is this?

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She was prime in that first pic.

The one thing that keeps me hopeful in life is that no matter how terrible people are and how big of whores women are, there's more being born every minute and someone has to be their first.

Elijah Would

Apparently, she's still doing porn, but the boring, pseudo-intellectual artsy-fartsy one:
zerospaces.com/

to be fair many people have gazed into Sasha's crack of doom and lost control

Because somewhere deep within he realizes he's standing in the vicinity of a wanton whore who's repeatedely violated The Old Testament and is therefore condemned to the 4th Cirlce of Hell, the one that is reserved for the sexually deviant. Any God Fearing decent man would've dragged her by the hair and lit her on fire in the common square, but in this age of decadence and degeneracy the very fact that a man still retains the root of the teachings God bestowed upon his forefathers is pleasantly surprising in itself.

The weak must fear the strong

>american porn

Its the 2nd circle of hell for the people accused of lust you LARP'ing retard, also the Old Testament and Dantes Inferno have jackshit to do with each other. Get your facts straight before you go on a witchhunt moron

What is she now, a DJ? Gee, I expect she has to travel a lot. Maybe all over the world! And she's done Hollywood work, so she gets to meet rich, powerful people?
I mean, connect the dots here. She wanted to move up the ladder, and she's tribal.

Definitely not hot but he's cute. Has a Cera vibe except not ugly.

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source?

youtube.com/watch?v=GRmfeWf6fBw

This man. I love him.

Classic webm

Because Elijah is a huge dork who is probably disgusted by her and knows if me makes a face like that well take about it.

Elijah is definitely the type of person that's aware of websites like these and has probably been here before. Its probably his own version of an in joke.

based and innocent pilled

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How do you pick up the threads of an old life?
How do you go on,
when in your heart you begin to understand...
there is no going back?
There are some things that time cannot mend.
Some hurts that go too deep,
that have taken hold.

He did it, he was straight after all, got a blonde lena dunham preggo, little hobbit in the oven

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She smells slightly of a public restroom and semi dried semen

>5’5

t. Wooderson

In ancient times, manlets like this would be killed on sight yet here in the 20th century, even people with disabilities have a shot at reproducing and corrupting the populace with their filthy genes

He's got Steve buscemi eyes and good skin

looks like lizzy chaplin

I wonder who could be behind this post.

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in ancient times his height was probably the average height, retard

Sauce ?

did nothing to convince me he's not gay
that's a lesbian

What do i do then ? Why nobody can fucking make a conv map to follow for fuck sake

Totally destroyed herself. Sad.

countless venereal diseases taking over his body just by being close to her

t. formally Epstein