Dora the Explorer Reviews

>5/10 imdb
>50% metacritic
>83% RT

Who do I believe?

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you don't trust critics in today's day and age. they rate by the amount of leftism. sounds like the audience consensus is that it's bad

Watch it and decide for yourself. Fuck sake.

Haha, imagine if she like sat on your face or something

Keep in mind a good amount of the critics will be roasties who are toasty over Moner or gayfags.

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>Fuck sake.
Cringe.

Film looks like it'll be dumb fun, and that's pretty hard to fuck up.

This. but don't hand over a dime until you know for sure its worth it. All "critics" are paid for or pretentious clowns who still think the movie industry has any artistic merit left and hasn't been 100% corporatized.

Is that Lovato?

I want to rape Moaner

Are you retarded?

83% on RT just means 83% of people gave it above 50%, doesn't mean it's 8.3/10

Alright, calm down incel. She is clearly for loving and caring

she isn't as hot as this slut so Idc I won't watch it. Now watch me masturbate

how i get gf like this>?

I really want to make out with her

Hhahaha, yeah. Imagine if she consented to have sex with you in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation and demanded you maintain eye contact through out.

Link to stream?

I wish. Latino opiate addicts with fat asses are my fetish.

kek

Trust your feelings, young Skywalker. And your dick.

yeah dude let me just ignore ratings and reviews and blindly consume media until I stumble into something that doesn't blow, which I'm sure wouldn't take a long time at all haha

demi is fat everything

I like that too. It pays to have low standards. It pays in pussy. I'm broke as fuck.

>Who do I believe?
Yea Forums - Mask and Moner

Anything but RT honestly. Just take a look at their "top 100 movies" lists and you'll understand why.

Money

>Haha what if I lick it like a cock

Lol she's so fun and spontaneous xD

DORA THE EXPLORA
DORA THE EXPLORA
B ITCH LOOKS GOOD FOR A FOUR YEAR OLD

>Make-up artist just trying to do their job
>"Teehee I'm so fun and flirty"
What a bitch

The movie wasn't made for old white dudes

No movies are made for that demographic anymore. The brainlet poc market is much more profitable.

imagine exploring that butt w/ ur tongue

would be so hot if she was wearing pull-ups instead

this hair style makes me hands free cum

Pretty much this, everything is ruined by political bias

>83% RT
It must be the diverse™ cast. In the current climate """"critics"""" wouldn't dare to criticize a bunch of spics
Moner a qt tho

Good dude.

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50% is understandable because it is a kids movie so kids gonna love it but grow ups will not. Unless....

Well yeah, it's freaking Dora the Explorer.

Always audience. The critics are a bunch of industry handpicked jews.

>Who do I believe?
Yourself.

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No-one. Not even yourself.

would sniff the crotch area
i don't care much for feet

Imdb ratings are bullshit anyway unless it's a film before 1994 or whenever the site started. Amazon owns it. Objectively awful Bollywood movies magically appeared on the 250 after they bought it out.

It'll sound like a joke, but whenever I'm unsure about ratings, I check the avg on Letterboxd. Ignoring the reviews, the simple rating number has been pretty authentic in helping me.

I find it absurd how film critics approach children's movies.

Isn't this a movie for 5 year olds?