It's been too long user!
We have some fresh crab legs just for you
It's been too long user!
Jace Gutierrez
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Juan Foster
but Robert I dont have the money for seafood
Dominic Anderson
Hello Robert! Been on vacation I see? You look very relaxed. One ticket for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, please.
Luke Parker
Haha user, always the guy with the jokes!
That movie is from 2017.
Thomas Stewart
>buying a ticket at the popcorn stand
Thomas Sullivan
That's okay user. It's been such a long time since I've seen you so this one is on the house.
Don't tell my manager though!
Ryder Kelly
Thank you, Robert! Your hat is pretty snappy too!
Asher Sullivan
>We have some fresh crab legs just for you
How did you know I was coming Robert...?
Kayden Wilson
One for Basic Instinct 2 please.
Gabriel Ortiz
N
Hudson Bailey
It's time we talk user.
I died in the fire 3 years ago, it's time to forget me.
Jacob Price
Hey, Robert. Be careful around the lobby. Someone was dropping banana peels earlier.
James Hill
Robert...
You can’t go...
I can’t take my eyes off of you...
You were too good to be true...
David Jenkins
"My sneed"
Jace Sanchez
Who the fuck let this chimp in here? Boy I suggest you remove that getup at once or else I'll get in touch with some nasty friends of mine.
Nathan Williams
Well hi there user!
Leo Sullivan
Excuse me sir, but me and my white employees will have to ask you to leave.
Please make this easy so we don't have to get security
Austin Taylor
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING NIGGER. GET ME YOUR BOSS.
Alexander Powell
Based
Cameron Myers
Now excuse me sir. This is the end of the line. I'm the manager of this kinoplex and I need you to go now before things get out of hand.
Grayson Roberts
Hey, Robert! I felt weird for a second there... got any ibuprofen?
Christopher Ross
Sorry to hear that user! Here, have some extra butter on the house!
Hunter Diaz
Ignore that man, Robert, we aren't here together.
As long as I have you here, I was wondering... could I possibly have your permission to ask Lane out on a date?
When does her shift end? There's a showing of Dora: The Lost City of Gold at 10 pm and I know you have a no-singles policy...
Brody Morgan
I'll be back, ape.
Brandon Cooper
Oh, thank you, Robert.
I just wish you were real
Jackson Baker
Sorry user. Lane isn't on shift tonight, but how about we have a guys night out after my shift?
Camden Jones
jesus christ Bob, try to be a little more covert. The hat is really unnecessary
Daniel Ward
I'm sorry, user, our new policy states that you must be over the height of 5'9" to see R-rated films.
Oliver Walker
...user, you're at the popcorn stand. Valerian was released in theaters years ago. Maybe today isn't the best day for you to be at the kinoplex...
Luke Scott
b-but i just got a gf, so no more singles policy, can you combine the heights....
Oliver Wright
But Robert statistically over 75% of the population is that height or shorter
Tyler Gray
Cope
Sebastian Hill
Carson Walker
>It's been too long user!
b-but there was a thread about you hours ago robert
Wyatt Butler
Her Bull came and bailed us out. T-that'll be 3 tickets to Hobbes & Shaw.
Daniel Russell
Yeah, Lane makes me nervous, she seems like she would be the type to text through the entire picture anyway. What could be better than a few craft IPAs and a night of viewing films with the best kinosseur in the business?
I was thinking a little "Maltese Falcon", then maybe switching it up to a Spike Lee joint. I know, I know, you find his movies to be a bit crass and offensive toward white people, but you don't really don't have to worry about upsetting me; You've always been a friend to our community. You're one of the good ones, Robert.
By the way, when "Joker" premiers, you should probably call in sick. Trust me.
Oliver Turner
These threads make me scared that me early onset Alzheimers/dementia will flare up earlier than expected.
Henry Sullivan
Dilate
Adam Parker
You're a good man Robert.
Brandon Ortiz
Fresh from the sea, just for you!
Gavin Morales
top 3 things Yea Forums has ever created
Josiah Hughes
>tfw called my uncle by the wrong name last family reunion
>tfw always remember Robert's name and face
Austin Gray
its ok bill, robert will always be here 4u
Colton Wright
i didnt know getty images made computers
Mason Clark
Hello Robert, I'd like a medium popcorn, a large Coke, a pound of cocaine, a box of good n plenty, 2 sticks of dynamite, a whole roast pig, a pack of twizzlers, a small package of falcon snacks, a tanned Vietnamese lady-boy escort, some nachos, and a vial of smallpox. How much will that come to?
Samuel Brooks
>his name is Robert Paulson
Asher Roberts
The showers were under construction when I went to see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood last week so they had to do my penis inspection next to the player piano. So embarrassing. I swear the birds were staring at it the whole time. I refused to pay the falcon tax in protest.
Ryder Cook
Dominic Baker
Would you like that smallpox alastrim minor or would you like to upgrade to a variola major strain for 50¢ extra?
Jayden Gutierrez
I wonder if this dude is aware that he's a meme on Yea Forums
Ayden Jackson
You aren't going to trick me with that one Robert, I'll just stick with the minor. You kinoplexes are always trying to make every cent you can off of us.
Speaking of which, do you accept uncut diamonds and human organs as payment? I forgot my visa.
Jordan Parker
>Oh hey Robert, don't tell my wife I'm at the kino plex
Kevin Russell
Oh sir, you know the deal!
Only organs from the western hemisphere will do!
Ian Thompson
What the hell am I going to do with all these Chinese testicles!?
Levi Fisher
Of course, user, I didn't men to offend, where would the Kinoplex be without our esteemed Jewish customers? You people sure do love to haggle on an already great bargain, haha.
You can always turn in your barely-used American baby foreskins and uncut diamonds for VIP passes to our Executive Weinstien Lounge.
Jayden Wright
I understand Robert, I hope you have a nice day!
Matthew Perez
THIS IS A ROBBERY, ROBERT!
Hand over $500 worth of popcorn or this bullet is going through your fucking brain!
Julian Lopez
Hi I'm Bill, I'm your designated shooter for tonight.
Julian Wright
Believe me when I say this is nothin' personnel... sir
Gabriel Diaz
Caught it just for you, user.
Dominic Gutierrez
user, please don't embarrass yourself any further, you know we're not in Asia and I'm sure you're aware we calculate from the national average, not worldwide.
I might be management now but I really can't keep bending the rules for you. Corporate is already breathing down my neck for letting you into Toy Story 4 without paying the autism tax.
David Smith
kek
Cameron Cox
Robert why are there so many prostitutes in the kinoplex today?
Jaxon Wilson
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK. NOW BRING OUT YOUR DARK SKINNED FOLK NICE AND CALM OR ELSE THINGS'LL GET REAL UGLY.
Jace Wright
Bring it on, sir.
And don't forget to take advantage of our 2 for 1 offer on our assorted range of kevlar! No designated shooter is complete without it!
Julian Hughes
Tell me about the popcorn mines Robert.
Ryan Phillips
N-NANI? He's fast!
Joshua Long
He's so brave
Adrian Lewis
Based Robert
Blake Ramirez
Daniel Sanchez
Asher Price
Lane was unavailable, so I called up my younger sisters to take her place. Perhaps you could allow them to... "escort" you to the cinema to avoid our no-singles policy.
Take your pick, I'd be honored to call you a brother-in-law someday.
Elijah Rodriguez
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Samuel Williams
Two tickets for Avengers: Endgame. My boyfriend is just picking up some ripe avo's
Adrian Rogers
>implying wagies aren't made to do both tickets and confectionery because its more cost effective
Noah Lee
I hope he's not bringing in outside food to the kinoplex. That's a level 5 infraction. He'll be chained in the basement for 3 months doing maintenance on the Kinoplex self destruct mechanisms and cleaning the alligator pits.
Caleb Morgan
what about the 'tip'?
Jaxon Cooper
LANE?
Colton Martinez
No, they're for you Robert.
Christian Gutierrez
Got any advice for a first time designated kinoplex shooter, Robert?
Jacob Taylor
It gets pretty dark in the screening rooms once they turn out the lights and close the airlocks, I suggest wearing some night vision goggles or getting a tactical flashlight attachment for your rifle so you can see your victims.
Oliver Thomas
Hey, Robert. One for Dora the Explorer, please.
No, I'm not coming with the wife and kids. I just wanted a couple hours of good AC, you know? Why are you looking at me like this, Robert? There's nothing wrong with a grown man eating crab legs while watching a fun movie for all ages.
Eli Cook
Robert? You mean the old manager?
the company heads found out he'd been giving out buttered popcorn at discount to some loser so he was fired
Gavin Wright
Lol, am i witnessing the birth of an epic new meme??
Colton Gutierrez
Jaxon Smith
You just fire a few rounds into the crowd it's not rocket science.
James Clark
Not sure who's jewing who now
Josiah Moore
ah the daily suicidepill for the manlets, good i didn't see to miss that. goodnight, sweet princes
Brandon Powell
>new
>epic meme
jesus fucking christ
Tyler Powell
That's a shame, but maybe you can help me. My falcon flew up to one of the cinema sniper towers and refuses to come down. Robert used to get him to come down by mimicking the sound of a distressed rabbit, but I'm sure you can handle it.
Jaxson Reyes
>"Heh, here again by yourself huh Mista user?"
>laughs quietly to himself as he fills the nacho hats you requested
Nicholas White
Just give me my nachos you little shit!
Alexander Gray
Hey Robert, FUCK YOU AND YOUR $30 ADULT TICKETS
Jackson Campbell
How am I supposed to eat this without my anvil
Chase Jones
...and then I said "but doctor, it was supposed to be a movie not a documentary! honk honk"
yee yee, robert, things are really looking up for your ol pal in this timeline
Gabriel Richardson
I...I'm sorry, user. I've failed you.
I guess it's time for me to leave
Logan Stewart
Yeah, haha... just little ol' me.
I'd also like a large tub of buttery popcorn, without the popcorn. Just fill er up to the top with butter.
Jaxon Allen
LoL, you are so silly! but thank you for notifying us about the wild animal, we'll call animal control so they can sort this out
and as a sign of thanks we're giving you this complementary non-flavored popcorn and diet pepsi
Camden Powell
What? No, you can't send the fuzz after Mako-chan! My falcon isn't tough enough to do time, the other inmates will eat him alive.
It seems like the real animal here... is you. I'll take the popcorn and diet pepsi, though
Evan Clark
Don't forget to tip the seat warmer or he'll take a dump on your seat next time you visit
Thank you for visiting the kinoplex and i hope you enjoy the movie
Brandon Jenkins
Crazy ass cracka. I sell popcone and candy and shit. Yo cracker ass done bought da ticket. Now wut da fuq u want?
Sebastian Cooper
>can't even spell 'theater' correctly
And we're supposed to believe that "Robert", his twink white boi sidekick and an albino succubus with chinky eyes will give us good service at the kinoplex?
Evan Roberts
I'll take one ticket and two legs today Robert. Extra side of melted butter.
Austin Hughes
>goes to all this trouble
>doesn't shoop the Getty Images watermark out first
Lincoln Powell
>I approve of this thread
Jackson Roberts
No wait I'm sorry please come back Robert...
Jeremiah Price
So, what'll it be, Oynon?
Eli Perry
Holy fuck this is so good.
Logan Cruz
...
Christopher Ross
Good news, user! The guard at the no-singles watchtower is taking a break. I can let you...o-oh God, I don't know wha
Jason Thomas
I don't like this image please delete it
Jason Hall
Here's your $500.00's worth of popcorn, sir! Just don't hurt anyone with that thing. I know you may not think that you have a chance with women and all but just hit the gym and stop playing those violent video games to find a real hobby!
Jonathan Wilson
>newfags can't into irony
Ryan Bell
R-robert? What happened?
Parker James
Thanks fren. I made it for a Pathologic thread on Yea Forums
Kayden Phillips
>Why yes Robert threads are my favorite threads on Yea Forums, how did you know?
Austin White
What a garbage OC
Adam Ortiz
I wonder what would the real life Robert say to these threads
Lincoln Bailey
That's Robert we are dealing with
Whatever you order him,he will serve you
Luis Hill
You're always come to the kinoplex user. I should know, sir, I've always been here
Charles Ward
ROOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
John Ross
hmm sweaty, Robert is my concierge at the local Kinoplex.
VIP customers such as myself have access to those.
I can even ask for him for a handy during the movie.
James Peterson
You must be over 18 to post here.
Now lurk more faggot.
James Diaz
So what became out of that whole time loop business, Robert?
Cameron Gray
Thanks Robert. Can I renew my membership at the kinoplex gym before the movie starts?
Grayson Gray
ROBERT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Justin Brown
Those crab legs you like are going to come back in style.
Tyler Ramirez
Based.
Ryder Cook
lane's an uggo
Gabriel White
*crowd laughs and applauds*
KINOPLEX WILL BE RIGHT BACK
Isaiah Jenkins
How did this guy become a meme again
Levi Lopez
But Robert I am calculating from the national average. Worldwide it's nearly 90%