"Do you feel in charge?"

It's almost like they enjoy being used and everything you've ever known is a lie!

Why?

What is the next fetish that Hollywood will popularize, after pedophilia, oral sex, group sex, anal, eating pussy, cuckoldry, ass rimming, and feet ?

Do you guys think this girl gives good head?

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statistically guys who do this are more likely to develop throat cancer

Only to horses.

Why horses?

>eat pussy
>incel
Gr& b& m&

exactly how big do you think a clitoris is, user?

tall girls with long noses are usually "horse girls".
it's a very odd phenomenon that's pretty consistent.

fucking fanook

She looks like she does the vegetable peeler to your cock thinking you like it but you do not.

Owie. What gives you that impression?

>pleasing women is a meme
disagree with this part, they're more likely to be horny around you if you you're always improving your sex game with their feedback

>no, I won't eat out your flesh pit
yes brother. Miss me with that throat cancer shit. My exgf confronted me once and said "I want you to go down on me more" and she actually seemed upset, which was fair, because she blew me all the time. I said "k", never did it, and continued giving her multiple orgasms per fuck session with my my fingers and dingus

sorry not sorry

Degenerate faggot

My gf is really shy about her pussy (which is stupid, it's a really nice pussy) so she just wants me to use my dick always.

eating pussy is for beta's that want throat cancer.

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fake and gay

This is the gayest thing since gay came to Gaytown

na some girls are shy because they got nasty beef curtains

I would eat a little girl's pussy but not an adult's.

Is this true? Asking for a friend

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Is it weird that I won't go down on girls that have had more sexual partners than me?
Is this just a reflection of my insecurities?
Asking for a friend

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Source?

yes

kek

Depends how old you and the girl are, anyone who went to primary school after 2006 probably received the HPV vaccine.

The fuck is this throat cancer meme?

HPV is not a meme

>cunnilingus
Yikes!

That vaccine is against 3-5 serotypes of HPV. There are thousands.

There are particular strains of HPV which greatly increase the likelihood of developing ovarian cancer and are sexually transmissible, if you eat a lot of pussy it can infect the mouth and throat and cause cancer there too.

HPV can also give you dick cancer and permanently fuck up your dna (viruses can do that and they can also lol at your condom). You're better off staying incel

Just stop fucking nasty hoes that carry HPV.

Viruses can't pass through a condom

Purest girls suck the meanest dick.

Yes, they do, my uneducated brother

Do girls really like their anus licked?

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Sure, in order to get her (and myself) in the mood for up close and personal sweaty fucking I'll savor her body by caressing and licking it all over; but fuck off if you think I'm spending 15 minutes with my head in-between your legs flicking your bean and gash with my tongue as if it were the main event, I'm not that into it

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they're shy about them because you describe them as nasty beef curtains

That means you're bad at pleasing them user

>Not wanting good head
What fucking planet are you from

Not at all, no.

>Yes I eat pussy what gave it away?

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I love how OP wanted to make a thread that would be all about sexy webms but doesn't realize that Yea Forums is filled with insecure white bois that argue constantly what's masculine or not

Hilarious shit. Then again, it's possible that he knew about it, and that's why he made the thread.

Nothing like licking a girl head to toe. Sometimes the instincts just take over. If you're not a sexual fiend she probably doesnt like you

yes and?

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Head is just the easiest foreplay.
Best move is to get them close and then just fuck them slowly. Minimum effort for maximum return. Just keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as you can.

It's a total meme. They dont like it. For obvious reasons.

It was already decided years ago here in Yea Forums that you only eat loli pussy. Fucking newfags.

Some women enjoy that, but if you are more than 30 minutes doing the same thing it is boring.
They only like it for the "feel", but nothing more.

i mean he's right

This, they'll get wet and juicy but wants the dick to finish them off

Pussy stinks. It's hard to hold your breath and still go down on them.

No they don't, my gullible Christian friend

>not lesbians

gay

Well shit

what kino is this from

Dykes are intolerable, user.

Based. I wish my gf didn't want my face in her beefy snatch all the time.

:3 sauce ?

>Some women enjoy that
No. Most women don't even enjoy cunnilingus because they're so insecure. "Oh, it's going to smell weird! It's going to taste weird! No, don't do that." Any woman who is into anilingus is a complete freak and probably into knotting and all sorts of fucked up shit.

pussy does not taste nice

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That would be a 1-night laid.
but no girlfriend ever told me not to do cunnilingus or anilingus with her.

How can be her so single?

100%. they just want the dick to hit their spot ASAP. no matter how much they love you eating their box, they love your dicc in them ten times more and will rush to into that.

>HPV can also give you dick cancer and permanently fuck up your dna
What the fuck? Ok, i'm not doing this shit anymore.

why would they? they enjoy a finger playing around the hole a bit and some enjoy a full partial digit up there, but a tongue in the bum does nothing for me unless they had the shit molested out of them as a kid.

who was filming

I feel like they like getting eaten out once a while as novelty, but prefer sucking dick and getting plowed.

I think it's a gender role/submissive thing. Their orgasm has a much larger mental component. It's usually the dominating touches that push them over the edge.

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They openly say they like pleasing a guy.

whats wrong with knotting user?

>believing what women say
lol

women who like sucking dick do so because they don't see it as sex and therefore convinced themself that it's a less slutty thing to do

Stop dating women with questionable personal hygiene

> (You)
>Stop dating women with questionable personal hygiene
You won't know till its too late. They look good. Seem like they are decent. But once you're between the legs and you send the fingers into run recon. They come up smelling like death. You have no choice but to commit or you're spending the night jerking off.

>tfw gf who lets me do whatever the fuck I want with her

feels good man

user !!! sauce

this is virgin retardation, no one will give up a good mouth orgasm.

i love that all men dream to have the same power over roasties as the power of roasties over men. YOU JUST KNOW that men want to have the easy life of sluts and make roasties compete for them, then just pick the slut of the week, like women do. YOU JUST KNOW that men want to be loved just for existing

Big if true

>tfw gf literally can't cum with penetration
>the only way for her to get orgasms is me eating her out
I'm genuinely sorry for her but that's ok cause I enjoy eating it

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girls like it, mainly because it’s a new sensation. i love getting my ass ate and ive never even had my prostate touched.

>tfw slowly moving closer and closer to getting my gf to dom me

im almost there lads

My ex would turn into a screaming, shivering mess when i licked her ass. The important thing is to stimulate the clit with your hand while you lick the asshole (dont tongue-punch, lick like a dog; flat and wide tongue).

If a girl is really clean down there I like doing it but I usually don't because I don't like the submissive dynamic.

>not being in total control of your bitch when giving her cunnilingus

doing it wrong

I have bad news for you user

>that awkward hand placement

SEND IT HOME LAD!

For me blowjobs have always been a more enjoyable sensation than vaginal sex, am I alone in this?

Any faggot willing to put a vagina in his mouth would probably suck a cock too.

until I found a tight as fuck girlfriend who loved to clench her kegals, yes

Absolutely this
If you are not good they call you out and if you are good they will rush you

Why?

Have sex

Everyone does

it depends on a lot of factors dweeb

Is this about eating box? Cuz that's disgusting and the fast track to women disrespecting you. Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's primal instincts that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face and mouth to lap upon her beef. It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice. Completely deluded, the box eater will munch away confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly aghast at the implications of where he's putting his tongue. She's had that part of herself bored and excavated by many colors of cunt conquerors until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, smacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards. And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered clam meat. He even thinks those the prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top STDs of all 37 countries visited by that writhing, smiling woman, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes. Destroying his cells outright, the box's pox overwrites the beta's genome, rendering him more reproductive for the Papilloma species than his own. Don't be a goof and lick cloven meat.

I dont want to put my mouth where 30+ cocks have been

Source

>liking pussy makes you a faggot
I really don’t understand this logic, guys who get turned off by pussy are by definition faggots
>muh Romans
Degenerate boylovers

Based retard

This so much this. It's a dominance thing. A man is supposed to dominate a woman, period. They already have strap ons and dildos to replace cocks. To go down on a broad is all about giving her pleasure without asserting your dominance. Especially since 3/4th of the time it has a smell.

So where do I find a fellow degenerate of the other gender? Being a freak in bed and having an open mind is a plus

Look around, western society is filled with low moral whores. You don't have to look far. Go to a bar, club or social media

Just tie her up while doing it

I don't think the average stacy is interested in some awkward lanklet. Just want a girl that is open with what she likes. Unlike my prude af ex gfs

If you don't love the taste and smell of pussy, you're a faggot. Simple as.

instagram.com/oliviabrower_/

Do people expect it to taste like candy or something?
I'm sorry you've never dated a quality woman in your life, but that's probably because you're not a quality human being yourself.
Yiff in hell, furfag.
Try roleplay forums where people post their f-lists.

>Yiff in hell, furfag.
did i offend u uwu

Bro, they are all like that. Majority of them is just more open about it. Especially since the "Slut Culture" is being promoted everywhere. More so by the alphabet tribe. Go to where they unleash themselves the most. More so around liquor and loud, brain dead music.

Imagine submitting to a woman. Literal omega behaviour.

Oh yeah she's a modern-day slut and attention whore

>roastie
anyway thanks based user

Lost

Fucking no-one eats pussy like that. You can't even reach it with her legs together like that.

Imagine being so retarded that you use pussy eating as foreplay rather than to finish her off and stick her into an orgasm coma at the end

This! you can also eat the cum of her bvll while doing so!
It's a win win!

you missed bestiality

>Middle of the day
>She hasn't showered
>Simp ravishes her p'funk
Only on TV and on Jew propaganda (movies) would that happen. It's fucking disgusting

I finger the pussy for foreplay. Then finish her off with a combo of head and deep dicking. Only simps would start off with the female in control

t. tonguelet

>not asserting your dominance by leaving the woman as a cum-drenched mess incapable of walking
Nobody will ever truly love you

Can I give women cancer through dick in mouth?

I really dont like eating my own cum.

fuck you man

Cunnilingus will give you mouth cancer.

I ask for it by name!

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thicc frau but scene is cringe

How will lesbians deal now that oral gives 100% guaranteed cancer?

Oral only gives cancer to those who have herpes.
Real lesbos have way lower chance of herpes because their sex requires less genital/genital interaction and they're softer .
They have to watch out for filthy bisluts though

Let them die. All of those degenerates. They hate Men, families and want to emasculate young boys to be as morally twisted and as confused as they are. Eradicate every last one of them

Ah, the daily suicide fuel thread

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So all the "men" here claiming they don't do it because it gives cancer actually have herpes and are projecting onto women because they're insecure fucks?
Or am I reaching?

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pleb

>all the "men" here claiming they don't do it because it gives cancer actually don't have girlfriends/are retarded/shitpost to make others feel emasculated or a mix of all three.

>
>So all the "men" here claiming they don't do it because it gives cancer actually have herpes and are projecting onto women because they're insecure fucks?
>Or am I reaching?
No, you're right. You're reaching, faggot. Does she have you wash her lover's underwear too?

What kind of satisfaction do you get? As a girl I'm genuinely curious

Scooore sam faacking goaaals

>getting throat cancer

Ignore that simp. He watches too much porn

most of pr0n is just sucking dick and then going straight to fucking though.

That is if your woman is an hpv ridden whore.

Just plain old satisfaction. Just like you have certain foods or colors you like, i like eating da pucci.

it it's clean it's like stuffing your face in a hormonal buffet and munching on it, add in her moaning and it just feels nice.

Is that from the movie?

I'm a virgin and that's what is the most appealing to me regarding sex. Is that weird?

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Stop fucking roasties.
Worst ranked pussy I've eaten was still nice as fuck.

yes, in fact the most common way to get cancer from hpv is a dudes dick giving a woman cervix cancer, which is why this meme is retarded

if you can get mouth cancer from eating a girls pussy out you can get it from just fucking it too

So it's nor the taste but more of a process itself?

so how far is he taking it? looks like hes in there pretty deep to get that jiggle

what's the movie called?

>modern men are so insecure they think sexually pleasing their woman makes them beta

no wonder more girls are going gay

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Nah.
Just don't let your first experience be a gross roastie.
First blowjob I ever got was absolute shit, and it hasn't been great with other women as well, so I don't really care for it.
Even my wife is terrible at it, but she has a tiny mouth, so it's all fucking teeth.

Fucking based

You're just not confident that your dick can please a woman.
What you want as a virgin is for the woman to actually enjoy it. That'll make you feel validated. Oral seems like the best way to get that result considering you don't know what you are doing due to lack of experience.

Or wtv..

You're disgusting. How many other dudes cocks did you taste while slurping on that funky ass pussy? Suppose you're into skat too huh? Fucking freak

Fuck, where is it from?

They are going gay because they are sheep and want to be apart of a movement that embraces them as sexual liberators instead of the depraved, grotesque sheep that they are.

I don't think I'll ever get laid but yeah you're probably right that it's confidence related

Stay jelly, virgin.

what kind of satisfaction do some girls get from sucking cock

I would suck a cock, but I wouldn't eat a pussy. So I don't know what you mean. That shit is just gross. Not a homo, btw.

asking the real questions

Rather be a born again virgin than std spreading monkey. Stay with those loose morals, faggot. I'll be laughing at your funeral.

a small dick is usefull as fuck, its literally a slut detector, if the bitch is tight on your pecker you know she aint been taking dick since she's been twelve

Based sheepshagger