Movies about true friendship?

are they playing drinking games with coke?

how...and why?

>absolutely no desire to socialize with anyone
Who else introvert here?

There is something deeply pathetic about this guy insisting his “work friends” are his “true friends” even though this is their first and likely only time they’ll go out for drinks.

I may just be retarded but I genuinely don’t like alcohol. I feel I might have a high tolerance since I’ve never felt drunk (most I drank in one sitting was 6 oz of schnapps and 4 oz of mead), but also that shit is expensive and rarely tastes good. actually, I feel like the taste isn’t so bad as the feeling of the fumes in my mouth. I love mixing drinks for people but it’s just not for me.

The funniest part is this was posted in a “punk drugfree” sub

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Are you autistic or just stupid?

I like the taste kind of (as in I can enjoy the taste of a beer) but I always sleep fucking terrible afterwards and don't like being drunk or tipsy so I just stopped drinking. There's more colleagues who just stopped drinking because it makes you feel like shit (and also makes you fat). It feels to me like it has gotten more normal over here to not drink.

I just always come by car to dodge the conversation though, nobody will question why you aren't drinking if you are by car.

Dude can just get a soft drink and some water you goose. You should not need alcohol to enjoy time with people.

Everyone else is having fun and getting drunk and there’s this faggot sipping his coke over in the corner not having fun. Just ruins it. Stay at home if you don’t want to drink.

>friends
>from work

Jesus, are normies really this pathetic?

>I have to be intoxicated to have fun
I mean if he just looks awkward the whole time then fair point, but I have fun engaging with drunk people while sober.

I'm living with my parents since me and my long-term gf broke up. I'm supposed to be saving up my autism neetbux but I've been secretly spending it on drugs and Uber rides. I deserve to be homeless and I will soon when they inevitably find out

You don’t need to drink to have fun but drinking is fun and it’s weird and awkward when everyone else is drinking and having fun except one faggot who isn’t drinking and isn’t having fun.

Here's how this usually goes with people who aren't retarded alcoholics
>hey user have a beer
>no thanks I'll stick to soft drinks
>don't you drink?
>naw
>oh okay
>enjoy night as normal

>friends from work
>friends
>from work

I never said that, dipshit. Learn to read. If everyone is having fun doing one thing you either participate or stay the fuck at home. If we have a softball game, don’t show up then refuse to play like a no fun faggot.

I always get invited out to drink by the cute latinas at work but I always end up getting drunk at home alone that way I won't do something stupid in front of my coworkers.

>friends from work
>true friends

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This must be some fucking white trash thing. Why would you be aiming to get drunk at a work party?

This honestly

Because it’s not a work party. It’s drinks with some coworkers, retard.

>when going out with coworkers, the goal is to get as drunk as possible
t. has never worked in his life

You’re the no fun socially awkward faggot if you think a sober dude can’t have fun with drunk buddies.

you are honestly the biggest nigger ive seen on Yea Forums and youre probably not even black

>DUDE YOU GOTTA GET WASTED OR YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT
fuck off retard

maybe it's awkward for the person who doesnt drink
if you're fucked up you don't give a shit or need to drink more

Tryed this, The more everyone else drinks the more I think they are absolute cunts and want to leave.

How fucking insecure are you?
>hurr durr everyone needs to do the same activity or I feel bad
Fucking yikes

>YOU HAVE TO COME OUT TO THIS AWESOME NEW RESTAURANT WITH US! YOU HAVE TO OR YOURE WEIRD!
>YOU HAVE TO DRINK THIS MARGARITA IPA WHITECLAW MILLER LITE LOW CALORIE SELTZER! ALCOHOL GOOD, PEOPLE WHO DONT DRINK BAD!

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post her pics

Who are your true friends then, NEETposter?

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you just know this guy is overweight, lonely, and has major sperg tendencies

Not him but fuck off you daft cunt

By claiming that somebody is being a wet blanket because they wont drink at a WORK PARTY your being tool. Who gives a fuck? Dude can drink water or something they're not doing anything wrong, they're there to socialise for fucks sake, and people show up to sports all the time without an intention to play, your analogy is stupid.

THis sounds incredibly vapid and I'm pleased that I wasn't within anywhere of it.

You actually know what I look like, I just came out of your mothers room after blowing my load all over her face.

The fact you don't know the difference between "work party" and "having drinks with coworkers" shows that's pure projection on your part. Get a job, you bum.

>getting drunk with co-workers
Fucking why lmao

You can be on good terms without having shared a buzz.

I'm not the one who gets all worked up because someone doesn't want to drink. That's autism. Enjoy yourself.

you just know this guy is spineless and does things he doesn't want in a desperate attempt to fit in

>NO I'M NOT NO FUN YOU'RE NO FUN REEEEEE

Yikes dude.

If your coworkers (assuming you're not NEET) invited you out to a bar, would you go? Be honest.

>drinks with coworkers
>happy hour
>the bar
>going out for “drinks”

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why do alcoholics get so eternally assblasted when you don't want to get drunk like they do every single fucking time you step outside your house?

so many squares in this thread
learn to have fun nerds

>look at all our brand names while we sit around here being clever lol
>we're so totally goofy and not doing the same exact thing we were doing at 12

>is he taking another picture for online validation?
>i told you guys not to invite him again, he always does this
>just ignore him guys

Not him but going to a bar and not sharing a drink with people is autistic as fuck. You go to bars to drink, and a part of being social is taking part in a shared activity. If you don't want to drink, that's fine, but then don't go out and be the little kid sipping on a sodie pop because you can't handle a big boy adult drink.

what's wrong with doing the same thing you were doing at 12? I'm still doing a lot of it 16 years later
>eating candy
>playing videogames
>hanging out with friends
>fapping to 12 year olds
etc

>YOU HAVE TO SHARE IN MY DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIORS, IM INSECURE SO IF I DO SELF DESTRUCTIVE THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO THEM WITH ME OR ILL FEEL LIKE YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME

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>and a part of being social is taking part in a shared activity.
The minds of normies never cease to amaze me. Where do you come up with this stupid shit?

>dude what's wrong with arrested development, just be an infantile manchild! no worries bro!

Eat poison ya faggot

I bet you don't smoke cigarettes either nerds

Thats the whole argument

1 retard is insistent that if your having fun with coworkers (he presumably has no real friends) at a bar you HAVE to drink as well.

Eat your own dick I'm not doing it for you.

>>fapping to 12 year olds
AHHHH NOOOO THE ADVERTISERS YOU CAN'T SAY THAT NONONONONONONONONO

Jesus Christ, how much more soulless can a scene get?

This is the kind of faggots programs like DARE produced where they think consuming even one drop of alcohol turns you into an alcoholic who can't control himself. Go sit in the corner and play your bing bing wahoo machine, loser.

>dude stop having fun. Thats not what grown ups do
Sad!

How do you know what gets posted on reddit?

I can go shot for shot with any of you fuckheads, I'm allready wasted, god some of you must be pathetic if you shitpost at 4am sober

>dude I love video games!

Nothing sadder

Go drink your specialty craft brewed beer and enjoy your bitch tits you alcoholic faggot

>go to dinner with people
>"so what do you want to eat"
>NAH I'M NOT GOING TO EAT I'M AN INDIVIDUAL
>"oh, okay user, that's nice. would you like to talk about something?"
>NAH I'M GOING TO SIT OVER HERE AND PLAY MY SWITCH THAT I BROUGHT WITH ME AND TAKE PHOTOS OF YOU GUYS YOU'RE ALL THE NORMIE LOSERS DOING THINGS TOGETHER I'M THE WINNER HERE

I'm starting to are about your obsession regarding alcoholics. Then again I'm also confused.

How dare these people do things that you're upset about.

How hard is it for the mods to do their ONE FUCKING JOB.
For fuck's sake.

>DUDE IT'S JUST 4 DRINKS A WEEK, IT DOESN'T HARM YOU IN ANY WAY
denial and getting angry when confronted about your drinking habits is a telltale sign of alcoholism

You'd never survive being homeless you little pussy. Never post on 4channel.org again.

>Go enjoy life
Okay. And you go off and continue being a social pariah.

>yikes
twitter is that way champ

this pic is great specifically because of how miserable everyone looks.

Because you can look up any reddit screencap in seconds on google. Often times the added context makes things funnier. Bonus points if the reddit jannies locked the thread because of people looking it up due to screencaps (like the onions bottle opener).

Again how fucking insecure are you about your own interests that you cant handle one of your friends not participating in them?

Four drinks a week is absolutely nothing.

And then there's this fuckin faggot

Seething straightedge cuck

>4 drinks a day is alcoholism
Fuck off lmao

If you don't want to participate, that's great, stay at home. You can sip sodas and play Super Mario at home. If you show up to a social gathering, you're kind of expected to be social. Otherwise, you're that guy. Don't be that guy.

I'm sure it isn't for you, alkie

>go to dinner with people
>“What are you getting user?”
>“Oh, actually I just ate before coming, but I still wanted to hang out with you guys so I still came out.”
>“NOOOO YOU HAVE TO ORDER FOOD ITS A RESTAURANT AND WE’RE ALL EATING WE ALL HAVE TO BE THE SAME OR YOU RUIN THE NIGHT OUT ITS YOUR FAULT IM INSECURE”