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>TKO

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>gilbert gottfried permaheemed

Pass out before I tap out and also cum

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R.I.P

A real one.

Burns was a nightmare matchup for Khamzat and a tougher fight for him than Colby. When Khamzat took Burns down, he instantly started threatening subs and Chimaev wanted no part of that. Colby has no power in his hands and no sub threat = smesh. Khamzat will take him down frequently. Khamzat is bigger and stronger + Russian wrestling > American wrestling.
Mark my words, Colby will duck this matchup like his life depends on it. His shills are probably already on the job. Expect a video soon from Chael about "Why Covington v Chimaev is not right".

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duck duck duck

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Rip hope he doesn't keep getting bullied by Norm Macdonald in the afterlife

Wtf its real...

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Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

>anime thread

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>it’s real
Rip my nigga

bum with 0 good wins

Brendan Schaub.

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my old man listens to his amazing colossal pawldcast, he'll be sad

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Gilbert Burns passed???

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TUMMY!

also, what weight advantage would a woman need to beat a man consistently in mma? 2 weight classes?

Gosh theyre such scum lol

Khamzat claims another one

Schaubbros… we keep getting caught in these scenarios. People are asking questions…

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>can I pet the rabbits brain
>yeah....sure thing schuaub...

He eats like a cartoon lmao
What a goof

It just keeps happening

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what are your picks for this weekend anons

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This nigga doesn't know how to eat

wtf lol. And who care its a limp dick card

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is there even a card

Not watching poofc

cazzies

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Tony bros.. Is Chandler looking 35??

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And proud, fight simp

Idk if it's Schaub satanic powers slowly taking over me but i noticed sometimes i do pull out my tongue when i take a bite of food then i have to eat in manual to prevent it.
Pls help.

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Luque
Gadzhi
Baeza
Don't care
Sabatini
Dos Santos

Chad style to eat

tell him to put hap down this instant

can AJ mckee get it done again?

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Who

Striking is a meme. Dryhumping on the floor is unironically the realest form of combat.

Wonder how he and pitbull would do in the ufc. Featherweight looking kinda grim nowadays though

yeah shitbull sux

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cazzie

cawlmedy bros... all our legends... somebody needs to check on schaub

Peach of a flag.

going to train to fight aljo real quick brb

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Schrendan Baub.

>Featherweight looking kinda grim nowadays
Disagree, lots of upcoming guys at FW like Arnold Allen, Bryce Mitchell, Ilia Topuria and Movsar Evloev

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>Featherweight looking kinda grim nowadays though

It's still not cleaned out

swedish wrestling GOAT = mediocre american wrestler

Baeza and co-main will be bangers. Love Luque but Belal is the most boring fighter on the roster and will probably cage hump him to a decision

Dana better sign him if he wins easy

THE le cawlege wrasslin?

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Fuck Dana

Is Rose okay?

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Fair, but maybe minus volk, the top 5 seems to be full of pretty flawed fighters. I don't think aj or pitbull would be fighting up and comers if they got signed into the ufc rn, so i wonder how they'd do against the current top 5

>tfw will never sit in the heem throne

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Doesn't look White to me Mohammed.

Chimaev was third at the Russian junior nationals. Some of the guys he competed with and beat went on to compete for the Russian Olympic team. If he hadn't gone to Sweden, he could have done the same. I honestly think he's a better wrestler than Colby and Usman.

Not with that attitude

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Whats the avg IQ of mma fighters bros?

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I can't save her

You need to get through Pat

depends on the race

Leave Pat to me laddie! Not the forst one ive ad to get true to get some wifed pussie

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heemy grinders

>The only real hot WMMA fighter was Gina and Paige

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