Real Madrid vs Chelsea thread #2

When is Benzema coming on?

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I like boobies

TRUST THE PLAN

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werner assist

goal webm

More like Milkdrid amirite

Alabe e negro

They're making me believe and I fucking hate it. I don't want to get my hopes up bros.

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Perez should buy martinelli, he’s a true Brazilian wonderkid unlike Vinicius

Good manga that

Thank you. My stream cut out at that point

>Poodrid about to choke.

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whos the bad guy between chelski and halal who are we supporting?

lucky this, pretty sure this isn't what werner wanted to do

I WILL SUCK EVERYONES COCK ITT IF REAL LOSES

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>Ei-kun
ah, a Beiern fan

>3DPD

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Heem'd

I called this

>wife went to a business trip and I have the house to myself
Pretty comfy

>we

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we are gonna make it chelsisters 3-3 coming

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lmao Mount with the bantz

every enemy of vinicius is a friend of mine

can't wait

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post mounts

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based

bring on hazard and bale la

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We aren't Chelski anymore lad, we're Chel$ea

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more to love

wtf why is she wearing shorts under the skirt that's such a turn off

>Premier League ref
the fix is in lad

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god that's hot, she must be fucking a mariachad right now

Link to stream?

INDIO CHOLO CACA

House party?

This isn't new. Every time RM is winning they enter a soporific state.
The key is whether they will wake up before the end of the match or give up and go to bed.

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Does anyone else hate niggers?

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for Portsmouth vs. Rotherham

who /f1/ here?

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here you go

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I don't support real I just hate English teams

here

to screw with perverts

watching werner do runs knowing that they won't pass to him

>Aliens aren't re-
they're here and I always knew it

who else watching UEFA womens world cup qualifying

>she

Imagine Chelsea had a real striker instead of Lukaku and Werner.

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yeah a little bit

>he doesn't know the plan
its suggestion, once they realize they won't pass its his time

VILLARREAL GOAL!!!!!

my god vini taking all the wrong decisions

French quad?

>shartnicius

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I'm beginning to come around to this point of view

>no militao
halal bros I'm worried

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I hope Real get thrashed

The greatest Champions League team ever and they tried to throw it away for tainted super league dollars

Reddit spacing

But do the defenders know?

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Is that a public park or some rich bastards back garden?

hmm

VINICIUS NEGRO DE MIERDA ASI NO SE PUEDE CONTRATACAR

My neighbors are fucking so loud jesus christ

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stop

you're low IQ, he's doing the Giroud role

Glen Hoddle is such a kino co-commentator, i wish they had him on more. Very quiet, calm and talks sense

Not like them screaming faggots Neville and Carragher

>ficticius

thats a comfy stream

Yep. And don't get me started on the kikes but you probably know all about that.

no.

Kek

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>bumzema

Thats what a good striker does. It creates movement and pulls the defense apart. And they do pass to him.

who is hoping for an all Spanish final

ask them if you can join

well then

here tifosibro

I hope the great Satan of football (R. Madrid) won't make it

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there's an alternative universe where Hoddle doesn't give an interview where he says disabled people are paying for their sins from a past life, he stays on as England boss, and England's golden generation go deep into Euro 2000, WC 2002, and win Euro 2004

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Ancelotti needs to talk to Vini asap. Vini is getting overwhelmed by his weak mind. He needs strong mind energy.

He's like the 2nd commentator on fifa.
Has a prepared 1 minute soliloquy for every situation

nobody or worth

Where's Ronaldo?

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need the Liverpool Vini from last year

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werner is about to score a blooter

kek

throwing cell phones on the floor

>copy pasting his own post

werner about to pull a TORRES moment

bonsoir

calm down bro it's just a drawing

piss off you frog cunt

no because if it happens Real Madrid will win by default, the other teams would shit the bed like it happened already to Atletico and Valencia

When was the exact time Real began to turn into shit?

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What being sacked by Chels and managing Everton does to a mf

Werner has never scored a blooter in his life

im 185cm

>Chelsea and City fans fighting in Madrid lol

I dont like Reals covered stands. Makes the Bernabeu look empty and soulless

wherever he is, he must also rape

and he also plays the hands down best goalscorer and penalty taker of the period instead of dropping him for calling out his voodoo bullshit with that silly bint

Why is there no stream which can't be cast to tv
I tried casting my phone but it's so laggy, I need that native casting which you sometimes get with videos

and chelsea are doing this all without Lukaku

bayern still with 0 shots on target
kwabs

>no (P)

bet you got a tthick cock too

>champions league knockout stage
>lowest ring of seats all tarp'd off

fucking hell, this is like watching europa second round qualifiers

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im not

Shit teams

putain de merde

>City fans
All 2 of them?

Let's go re/a/l

>we

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Absolutely dominating Madrid right now

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Sold Ronaldo in 2018

Real thought they had the elite mentality themselves when it was all Ronaldo

Trag deine Maske weiterhin in der Bahn goy

>Mason Mount is only the third Englishman to score a UEFA Champions League goal against Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, after Alan Smith in 2001 and Danny Welbeck in 2013
Joining football royalty

i cant lie i have a little jungle fever ever since pic related but black women intimidate me

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are they turks?

Do soccer players get a testosterone boost before a game?

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Video?

first leg a fluke

What we drinking for this match, lads?

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omegakek

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TARPS

and pulisic!

Why the hell is Chelsea playing in yellow?

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suspiciously large file size for a blue tarp

loftus cheek is holding this chelsea side back

Sometimes I forget >we even bought Lukaku

takane es mi novia por favor no la postees más

Where’s pulisic?

sigh *unzips*

madrid are getting cucked at their own ground
how could anybody be a fan of these betas

Tea

fag

Too sad about Gilbert Gottfried dying to watch this match any more

There a bunch of nhl and mlb streams that have chromecast support, don't see them much for soccer though.

>kovacic
why are american forwards like this

>Danny Welbeck

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This match just shows how any minimally competent defender can disable Vini Jr and similar frauds

Loftus Cheek is carrying this Chelsea side forward

preparing for the winning goal

real madrid aren't that good are they
just makes me laugh at the absolute state of PSG

its a very high quality tarp, not a rootkit or anything, I promise

OOF

More like no >pulishit so you have to worry about someone attacking

They are refurbing the stadium
Those seats belong to the board and their friends
They get done first

receba

CHEESE EATING
WHITE FLAG WAVING

>Loftus

desu Werner is still playing much better than Pulishit in the first leg

>loftus-shit

No middle aged germans. That fucker must've taken a viagra the way they are going

>Gilbert Gottfried
FUCCCCK

he just needed more time

you are obsessed with America, just like your zoomers, and your future culture