OFFICIAL REAL MADRID v CHELSEA SECOND LEG MATCH THREAD 1

good op

>Burgers think they can win a Worldc Up with an MLS back 5, some Bundesliga benchwarmers and a Croatian guy who doesn't play for Chelsea

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ofc

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How we feeling chelseabros? I'm thinking 4:1

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they made a shirt seller captain

state of them

This level of obsession is unhealthy.

I have a horrible feeling we'll go 2-0 up but then concede a goal late on to "win" 2-1 and get knocked out.

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let’s go lads

Jake humpries just burped

christensen not playing today, we got this. Also, anime

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2-0 and then a cheeky goal in ET (3-0)

>Ireland thinks they can live on just potatoes
turns out you can't

obsession is the better part of valour

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Stay strong and defiant, Real Madrid fan!

Where is this Chelsea confidence coming from? You're fielding 5 atb, Loftus Cheek and Werner. Fucking terrible squad. Benzema will gape you again

For me it's a coin toss, it's all about if the front 3 don't miss chances.
Though RLC makes me doubtful, I am not a fan.

yes

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>nacho center back

That's pretty much it.

Solid formatting, good job OP

I trust UEFA, surely they hate Real and will have rigged the game for them to lose.

Historia que tu hiciste, historia por hacer

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>not barefoot

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Chelsea are the reigning European champions and only 10 points behind the greatest Premier League sides that ever existed. Real Madrid are only 10 points ahead of the worst Barcelona side in decades, in a farmers league where the best sides can't even beat 10-man West Ham. The 1st leg was an anomaly and I expect Chelsea will be comfortable winners tonight

Tuchel said they are already eliminated, so I expect that being a strategy from him

Stfu paddy

Does Madrid even use spanish players now?

Crobros, why isn't our guy playing?

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kek you fucking retard, Liverpool doesn't give you any money faggot

no pulisic
no watch

I was born in London (certified Cockney) and even I wouldn't support Chelsea. Can't imagine the reasoning of anyone who would.

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This is what happens when you only eat potatoes, you go crazy

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Nacho

Yeah, I too am thinking we're looking at a 3-0 Madrid victory

Grim

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Based

Madrid is fielding more Spanish players than Chelsea is fielding English players.

SWEET CHILD O MINE BROS....

3rd consecutive cl knock out hattrick for benzema on the way

>minimum wage
uhhhh paddytard do you REALLY want to brag about this? your country has brain drain lel

chelsea have superior tactics, they lost because of individual mistakes and chokes (lukaku) and because benzema decided to finally walk on water. they never were outacticted, chelsea can easily, easily win this game, qualifying is difficult but that's definitly something they can't do.

its not the 80s any more Burger Bro

cockneys go for west ham, and there isn't any actual cockneys left now, all the youths speak with that weird slowed down accent trying to mimic blacks

We got this

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>too many big brains for one country to contain
based

>t.

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i have no idea of if should watch this match when we already know Real will rip Chelsea apart

I never understood why are we in the rich kids club aka OECD, maybe as the designated punching bag or something.

>loftus-cheek

If you're actually from London you just support the team your family supports. If you sit there considering different factors before "picking" a team then you're a plastic, not an actual fan. My whole family supports Chelsea so I support Chelsea, simple as.

non aligned bros who do we support tonight ? the mafia or the oil ?

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mafia easily
Chelsea are a scum club with a scum bald wifeless manager

For me it's penalties

She is cute. I would have sex with her tbqh

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Chelsea has to score at least 4 times to even get extra time? And for ever goal Real scores they have to score 2 because of away goal rule right?

Nice culo

basado

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there's no goal away rule anymore, 0-2 for chelsea and it goes to eggsdradime

The loli on the tshirt??

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chelsea to get bummed

want all english teams that aren't >mine to suffer in europe

No, the girl wearing the shirt. The loli on the shirt is for protecting.

>away goal rule

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No away goals rule

2-0 to Chelsea = Extra time
3-0 to Chelsea = Chelsea go through

If Real score a goal at any point, then it's probably over.

lol classic City supporter.

can't wrap my head around supporting a foreign club desu. If you were born at madrid or grew up there ok, but any other configurations and your opinion is thus worthless

only 27 mins until fast ends lads

basado

Real Madrid aren't the mafia

How are we in the quarter finals and you dumb fucks still talk about away goals, filthy casual

based

Reminder that the Dutch flag who constantly seethes about Chelsea is the Dutch Man City bandwagoner. His opinions on anything should not be taken seriously.

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ah, here is my tongue holster

Anime!

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captcha: H4TTR

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eaten too much curry bros
it's like 14c in my flat and i'm still sweating

Really glad they scraped the away goal rule.

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How did the first Chelsea supporter in your family decide?

alri rasheed

>French flag
Ok, sissoko

Be honest now how many carbs did you have with that curry and yes pints count

inshallah brother

Same desu, this game would have been dead rubber with it, now there is a chance.

indeed bow down to my superior intellect

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no pints but i had rice and bombay potatoes and naan bread

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i'm not muslim but i partake in ramadan to shed pounds for the summer

lol i do that too, basically using the curry to lube me carbs simple as

>i'm not muslim but i partake in ramadan

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>i'm not muslim but i partake in ramadan

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>just support the team your family supports
My family doesn't support any football team because we're not poor. Also if you watch a team that you don't like because you're afraid someone might call you "plastic", you should reevaluate your priorities.

i partake in halal for the exact same reason

i fast like every day of the year (except summer) and then have first tea at about 8pm and second tea at 11pmish

how do you not die?

based

Yeah I really want to support some shit mls team.

put a cheeky 10 euros on a chelsea win desu

WE STILL BELIEVE

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nobody cares who you support/calls you plastic IRL its a Yea Forums thing

not sure
i've not eaten breakfast or lunch since i was in primary school and i had a bit of an eating disorder in high school
i think i'm okay now though

I'm shitting myself

alright alright, you just want to be part of the fun I get it.

Why would you wanna starve yourself all day then eat 2 dinners in 3 hours

who's the last player to have scored 3 hattricks consecutively

I've watched some MLS games and it was comfy. It's a comfy league.

Popping down to the corner shop lads. Not getting yous anything because I'm a cunt

you will support la galaxy, and you will enjoy it

i calabresa = pepperoni?

>My family doesn't support any football team because we're not poor.
What inspired you to support Man City then? You wanted a footballing allegiance that reflected your shallow and vapid inner personality?

>Also if you watch a team that you don't like because you're afraid someone might call you "plastic"
Who said I didn't like my team lol? I love Chelsea because it's part of my heritage. Shame that you don't have the same connection to "your team" and thus it will never EVER mean as much to you.

need chelsea to win, theyre the only team left who i trust to stop city winning the CL

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please get me loo roll it's an emergency o_0

good one
denbts ? tax money will cover it !

objectively not true, you're prolly one of those weird cunts that grew up in london and supports united

>pre match slags

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everyone is expecting this to be a good game because of the first leg but its going to be slurp central

Get me some salami, please.

I like 2D titties but 3D asians are piggu as fuck.

based Isco

twitter.com/isco_alarcon/status/1513945547027226630

>t. Manure customer

maybe its different in germany i dont know, but not over here

im an arsenal fan from london

guys how do you conquer depression?

los plasticos will hate you talking factos

love this sort of drama

pray

why can't they all look like this instead of roast beef monstrosities

i just kind of grew out of it gradually and things got easier

kwab

food

haha yes I understand everything very funny

>6 hours

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Real Madrid have played 22 official European games at home to English teams across 65 years and have never lost by more than one goal.

Any live stream compatible with chrome cast?

Use guerrilla warfare

Study, women and gym

by remembering I'm not australian

Get yourself into a psych ward

picture the banan
always know what you're fighting for

could you just do a screen cast?

>Cant click on translate

Quite the opposite, the team I pledged my allegiance to 15 years ago is shit.

buffstreams usually works well with chromecast

Playing Elden Ring

Not being funny but I reckon it's a racial thing. All the white English lads where I grew up supported their family team or their local team. The Man United/Liverpool/Man City fans were always black roadmen or asians.

lift

soul. which team?

reads like a trump tweet

>Spanish players in RM's lineup: 2
>English players in CHE's lineup: 3
Next time get your facts straight you seething monkey.

Serious question. Why do Americans fear banter?

you don't
you live with it

>What inspired you to support Man City then
what the fuck how did you guess that

>I love Chelsea because it's part of my heritage
pretty sad ngl. I love things because they're objectively enjoyable, not because I have Stockholm syndrome from being forced to watch them as a child.

Looks like Chelsea are going to try and bully them with their size. It won't work.

i honestly don't know man

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Bayern playing with 5 forwards

How? I meant i have android tv and a phone
How do i cast it there

can they* come back from the brink Yea Forums?

*chelsea, pic unrelated

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To be honest I didn't get either, he doesn't know how to write

SAD!

i guess when your dad isnt english he probably doesnt support a team and force you to support them too

>what the fuck how did you guess that
You do realise that absolutely everyone on this board knows exactly who you are from your flag and posting style?
I noticed you've been seething about Chelsea for at least 3 years now. If there's a Dutch poster rageposting about us I know it's you.

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based beaner

unironically living through a series of the thick of it
or at least that's what it feels like what with the secret kissing and trips to castle barnard

>how did you guess that

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>This will be Chelsea’s first ever game at the Bernabeu in European competition, with last season’s away game at Real Madrid being played at the Alfredo Di Stéfano Stadium. No English side has ever won at the Bernabeu in the Champions League by more than a single goal.

Newcastle, pretty exciting times now though. Just a little scared of the shit I'm going to get if they actually turn into ManCity 2.0

i fancy a game of elden RING RING

apparently it's the first time ever that chelsea will play at the bernabeu

True, Dutch city bandwagoner has almost reached 190 levels of notoriety here

in google home there's this option to "cast my screen"
can you do that then switch your phone to the stream?

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Chelsea: Loftus-Cheek, Mount. That's two.
Real Madrid: Nacho, Carvajal, Valverde. That's three.

I'm confused.