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>Peon will fight Usman after wins over Belal (eyepoke) and Peeass (got his soul stolen before the decision)
>Usman will retire champion
Why does it have to be like this?

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>Leon went up despite not fighting anyone and being below Burns like everyone else
Why? I don't get these rankings. Is it just for fight selling purposes?

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how are we gonna react to the eventual rose/pat documentary/reveal of their sinful entanglement?

I see why the sissys started shifting the dialogue to colbeast

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>brain wash her to do whatever you want to her since she was a teen
>make her fight for money cause you dont want to work anymore
Dudes living the dream

>one was shit
>rizin was shit
>topdawlg was shit
>knuck was shit
>ufc was shit

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Because Burns lost? What are you even saying? If Khamzat wasn't so hyped Burns would've dropped more spots

I will think "Well, she'd be doing porn right now if it wasn't for him".

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If colbeast was smart he would fight cumshot asap since he would do it and before he can fully recovery and work on his striking

if you were Colby, what's your next move?

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Coby has a broken face
can't fight

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Entanglement?

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whatshisface's bug eyes freak me the fuck out

You think so? I know he had his tooth chiped and Chael said hes not doing good but I havent heard anything else

What's next for Yan, Merab?

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he's in a coma b
please wake up Colby

Rose has an interesting face, sometimes she looks kind of cute sometimes she looks like a total inbred

You are shit

Dom

Classic pretty slav girl

He's locked in my basement

Probably
>TJ has the title shot lined up
>Yan already beat both Sandhagen and Aldo pretty conclusively
>Font and Vera are fighting each other
>Cruz is lower on the rankings than Merab
Merab’s the only one that makes sense, plus there’s some bad blood there. Yan will probably just blast him down the rankings again and wait for the winner of TJ-Aljo.

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cumshit cant handle these divine weapons

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I think Yan vs Merab is similarly interesting as a Gane vs Blaydes matchup. It allows them both another go at fighting against a style that they've looked uncomfortable against

Why does he always make that face?

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streamable.com/wfkj85

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What is Colby's path to victory vs Khamzat? Baring in mind he doesn't possess the power Burns has, and Chimaev won't be as fearful about taking the fight to the ground? Is it just hoping that he can outcardio him like his gameplan was vs Usman?

yes, a toxic relationship

there is none.

imagining the BBC

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he is unironically shook right now and i'm not colbitch/jorgay posting. nelkboys made fun of him and set him up to get suckerpunched and dana called him a bitch for it

his striking is great

Colbeast wake up! We need you now more than ever...

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costa isn't even a real human, he's an ai. just a character the UFC developed themselves for entertainment value. they deactivate him after his fights and the embedded AI makes tweets from the cloud

Imagine if Burns wasn't a lightweight, had a GOAT-tier chin, endless cardio, a variety of strikes, and ability to shoot actual takedowns.

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continue ducking

who cares

yes

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burns is bigger than colby

Fighters don't usually drop rank when they lose fights aside from the single rank to let whoever beat them go above.

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> GOAT-tier chin?
What makes you say this now? Usman dropped him 3 times over their two fights
> endless cardio
until he gets cracked too much and starts wilting
> variety of strikes
he's still pretty rudimentary
> ability to shoot actual takedowns
on Khamzat?

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I'm a boring pillowfisted striker who always moves away from my opponent who am I

Shorter and less reach. I don't care that he's fatter, that has no bearing on what I said.

naw you got btfo buddy don't move those goalposts now

cope burns is a chode packed with muscle, colby would have a way easier time making 155 than current burns

Israel Adesanya

Not just them but everyone is really against him. ATT fighters all the people in his division only a few other fighters like him but they keep it on the DL same with broadcasters. I for sure believe he is shook hes been paranoid for a while and this was a big event. Hope it works out for him its crazy to me how low IQ every one is and doesnt understand what he is doing it very clear. I think his fuck up is showing that hes not willing to hit people out of the octagon it makes him a very easy target and low IQ apes do hit outside of the octagon