My father will hear about this potter

my father will hear about this potter

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>I met a traveler, in an antique land

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Who's this poor man's Sir Jude Law?

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After almost a decade of drinking and endless nights of coking up and letting yourself go Draco...

THE RESULTS ARE IN

YOU ARE

...THE FATHER

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME POTTER!!!??

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Bruh...look at this dood

Peak chad embrace

brits get justed so badly

>SCARED, POTTER?

I got his hairline, how do I salvage it bros without being bald?

the absolute state of britoids

dude, that's as far past "salvageable" as it gets

Too late. When it gets that bad, The only hope is a lot of transplants like Elon Musk. Best to embrace it.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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My wife's boyfriend will hear about this, potter!

Audibly laughed

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>Is that a wand in your pocket Potter. Ollivander didn't have something bigger?

tfw you don't live in the timeline where Draco was a sassy ice queen who bullied Harry into a femdom relationship.

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i read a lot of slash fiction in the gap between two of the books and in the new one i honestly thought it was going to end with them fucking, he was stalking draco and obsessing over him and then they had a big argument in a steam shower or something, no homo

if you have his hairline, you're already bald.

embrace it, dont shave though. grow it long

Why does he choose such a bad haircut? Millions of men are justed everyday yet here he is going strong on a pointlessly absurd look. Or is straight hair forcing his hand?

el gringo europeo...

Doesn't help that he has a massive fucking head.

Women love big heads. I just has to be shapely for the bald look to work.

It looks like it's probably a decent shape. If he biced it and grew some facial hair he'd be fine.

*It

>If he biced it and grew some facial hair he'd be fine.
reddit

jk His facial hair is actually shit. I'm on mino and it dries out the skin but it seriously works for getting latent facial hair to grow. It takes about 3 months for real results. Supposedly many have gotten a full beard in less than a year.

Just watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes. His acting is shit. Classic child actor tier

>English Genetics

Dear god all he needs is a haircut and to lift