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ABSOLUTE CRINGE

does your country even have a soccer team?
that group of bums you keep trotting out to play against us hasn't beaten the US in forever

Fuck off and get shot, lardass.

>dies to the cartel
>gets chopped up into meat and packaged
many such cases in mexico

i may be fat and love guns but that has nothing to do with the fact your team can't beat the USA

im getting barca vibes from madrid as in they start winning 1st leg easily then get a strange comeback on their asses on second leg

screencap it ...

chelsea going through

minutes played?
7

>80% of them
thats too good for him

The entire fucking world comes together to obsess about us. It's truly stunning.

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incredibly you can read posts and "think" without a head

incredibly you can read posts and suck nigger dicks while getting shot

BTW, you will never be a woman.

>starting Werner over Pulishit
it's over bros

>DURRRRR I HAVE NO HAIR I AM LE FUCKING STUPID AND MY WIFE LEFT ME
fuck off you ugly cunt, die in a fire

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jorginho not starting
dafuq

>benched for Werner

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SEETHING YANK PLASTIC

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>dat murrimutt butthurt

it's time

Does Pulisic have more meme energy than Werner?

Hes the greatest player ive ever seen NOCAP

Absolute fraud

Not enough.

>gets subbed on
>misses 2 open goals
>throws in a 2/10 disasterclass
>team loses

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Bump

rent free
maybe Tuchel should sub centerbacks instead of doing a whole new midfield and vamos

PISSILIC

S E E T H I N G

ROADS
TILL
HE
KNOWS

You know I'm right, he purposely neglected his entire defensive line while Benzema was still in, he deserves the lion's share of the blame, along with Ziyech and Saúl and Jorginho for being dogshit

More like Pulishit lmao

As if >we (Englel) didn't need enough of a reason to spank the yanks in November. This little twink just added another to the list.

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golden age my ass

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Pulisic sliced and diced the back line today even with awful service, I'm far more optimistic about November now with the even worse centerbacks and keeper that England has

>implying you need a keeper against Americas Greatest Player™

Pulisic is more of a threat that opens it up for the rest of the team. He's a deceptive threatening player that isn't used correctly by Chelsea and never has been. USMNT and Dortmund both use him accurately and his teammates get into advanced positions off him. Chelsea don't do that at all.

>Pulisic is more of a threat that opens it up for the rest of the team

for the opposition you mean?

Benzema made the entire Chelsea backline his bitch, it's not Pulisic's fault, stop coping with that fact

>AMERIKEKS ITT

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This thread aged like Juno Temple

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>misses numerous sitters keeps running into players

truly magesterial from the muttmurican messi

>bumped the thread again
obsessed

>replies to an innocuous Yea Forums post within seconds to announce someone ELSE is obsessive
kinell lad

it aged like emma watson

literally an awful player, explain how he is on a tier A club.

>the chick who played luna lovegood aged like milk too
wtf is with harry potter girls and aging horribly even by women standards

shirt sales
>the lebron james of soccer

>it's not Pulisic's fault,
HE MISSED TWO OPEN GOALS YOU STUPID YANK CUNT FUCK OFF

>open goals
dumb fuck lmao not open at all

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you can't control the outcome on this one, Moishe

I have seen so many threads about pulsic right now, what did he actually do that was so bad ? I didn't actually watch the game

Missed a very clear chance, not that I'm complaining mind you

He's American and yuros are obsessed with >us

>open
Huh you blind?
They were misses but it wasnt an open goal

Got defended against very well, pulled a shot a bit high, and Euros think he's a bust now

He was a benchwarmer at Dortmund and had the goalscoring numbers of a defensive midfielder. He's a turd of a player.