You now remember that you exist

gimme a couple hours and I'll be so drunk it doesn't matter

all these but not filthy amerimutt

>Why yes, I do exist, how could you tell?

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>Australian
>foreskin
>6'3"
>6k debt and counting
>no drivers liscence at 20
feels suicidal man

I just want to love myself and be loved by others

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COPE

is this what the legs of a thin muscular guy look like? I don't know why he seems so off to me.

No...it's not true.....

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>that time when I looked in the mirror and didn't recognize myself

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I literally just finished watching this movie, user. Synchronicity is such a weird thing.

Same, plus $60k in savings and $12k in an IRA.

>tfw stocks plummeted earlier this week

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You are now breathing manually.

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>I now remember that it's time to remind my friends on Yea Forums that there are
>only 217 days until Godzilla vs Kong

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I’ve never had sex
I’ve never felt the touch of a woman
I’m going to kill myself

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You will die in your lifetime

Anyone who reads this post will become gay, unless they reply with dubs.

I'd rather kill myself.

Thank God

fuck that

>Because you think, bro!

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What are we living for, bros?

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Test

I like traps with hard cocks

reminder: quantum immortality.

You can't observe your own death therefore from your perspective you will never die. this will continue for eternity.

That fucking explains everything

Woah

But in reality it will not, you will lose your consciousness and memories and those are the things that make you a person

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No

Yea Forums brainwashed me into not minding traps anymore but I only want to use their mouths and no interaction with their cock.

I don’t know if I’d call my life “existence.”

>only guy to get dubs is already gay

But what if you're bi?

nah bro, i'm just a butterfly dreaming i'm a person

Okay

FUCK FUCK FUCK

pls no gay

JUST GIVE ME DUBS

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Give me dubs

I'm not gay and I don't need dubs to prove it. I will however get dubs just because of how not gay I am

FUCK MNE FUCK ME i can't dissapoint my paretns by being gay. Please dubs please for fucks sake. If I get singles and the person after me get doubles I will fucking kill myself.

Wasn't this literally in the Bible? Luke 4:9?
Satan tempting Jesus saying that even if he jumped from the temple, god would save him?

I don't think it's that complicated. I think he literally meant if he jumped off God would magically save him because he's His son.

thank fucking christ.

fuck you OP, I'm gonna keep drinking till I forget

>become

I always know, I might forget when I sleep, but I never sleep, I know when I am awake.

I know when I am awake.