Scenes that hurt you when you watch them

Scenes that hurt you when you watch them

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Houellebecq is based and blackpilled.
I wanna do a remake of this film in English because it's so fuckin relevant now.

I had a girl say she masturbated thinking about me. I think I'm set

Houllebecq is now married to an ugly gook and became a fag.

this isn’t even true

Dubs and I get a hot girlfriend who already masturbed thinking about me.

nice try fatty

i'm french, these subtitles are wildly inaccurate

I've noticed in the film La Haine they translated a characters name from Asterix (I'm guessing asterix the gaul?) to Snoopy. To me that isn't a very good equivalent.

snoopy is to anglos what asterix is to french

>scenes that hurt you
..when you watch them for the first time? does this shit hurt every time like the first time? just get used to it, who gives a shit

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Girls only want Chad.

Maybe, I guess they couldn't leave it because astrerix is unknown in America. I on'y heard of the series from rom dumps

I'm a skelly.

Except a few movie stars, high school Chads are not that attractive, if you're tall, you can fake being one with good clothes and a haircut.

I had a girl straight up tell me she had an erotic dream about me. I will always have that and you can't take that away from me.

You own us a greetext. How old were you and what happened?

I'm only 6 feet. I guess there really is no hope.

What if I'm 5ft5?

The good thing is that you won’t be getting shallow women chasing after you.

Is this all it takes to be considered a great writer? This is just every tear down post on r9k.

That is still tall you retard, god I swear all you incels are really volcels that are just lazy. God forbid you try

183cm? Not so bad I would say. There are very few guys beyond 6"3' in fact.
Become a sissy.

yeah he won't have women chasing him at all btw

I was in college with a group of friends at the cafeteria. She said she had a secret to tell me, turning beet red. She got shy after that so I had to convince her to tell me. Whispered into my ear, it was hot. Nobody else heard what she said.

We went on a couple of awkward dates after that but it never really went anywhere. Mostly because I'm a dipshit.

Kinda true, last month I looked at the insta accounts of the guys who used to get laid a lot in Hs and their facial features are nothing incredible. Height and status (daddy's money) were the biggest factors.

Not him, but a girl I used to know once told me that she had a dream in which I raped her. I didn't take the hint.

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How did you not fuck the hell out of her? You just gave me a boner. Did you live with your parents or something?

hey any short guys need a place to hangout

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midge

kek
How close were you for her to admit that?

Untrue.

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Nah, she and I both had approximately zero game. Mostly we kind of just weirdly hung out with neither of us initiating. Like always The dream and the whisper in front of our friends was the only cool thing to come out of it, sadly.

Honestly not your fault, women are dogshit at flirting that's why they just let guys do all the approaches. I hate one girl say to me, "I like my steaks bloody, really bloody!" all while staring me in the eyes trying to look seductive. They say stupid shit to guys all the time but get forgiven

>Only 6 feet

Lmao didn't see you down there manlet

We were good friends for a long time, but, in hindsight, I blew more than one opportunity to get with her over the years. She's now engaged to someone from the Middle East, so make of that what you will.

Thanks, bro. I'm a lot wiser now; the only problem is that girls seemed far more into me back when I was completely oblivious.

>She's now engaged to someone from the Middle East,

Hahahaha oh for sure man.

>"Alright, who would be most likely to rape me? I know! a middle eastern man!"

Honestly women love rape, they just don't want to make it acceptable in order to weed out all weak men out there

Looks like she found the perfect guy to make of her dreams a daily life.

It's hard to know about to act with those crazies though, they would accept everything from third-worlders and expect a complete different behaviour from you.

>Houllebecq is now married to an ugly gook
Could he be any more of /ourguy/ jesus christ.