Sex scene

they know how to use vinegar to clean the cum

Just after period

>see sex scene
>wonder how long it has been since they showered
>wonder if they wipe properly

When I was a teenager I fucked a girl outdoors atop a pile of animal bones we didn't notice until we were done and moved the blanket. In the middle of the coitus a deer stopped to stare at us for a minute before running away. I can't describe it as anything but surreal.

you obviously don't know what surreal means

Yes I do. Fuck you.

>be a deer
>go to visit the grave of your beloved deer husband
>see two humans fucking on top of his bones

>sex scene
>guy doesn't finish all over her tits and face

No one who says "coitus" has ever had sex

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