Sex scene

>sex scene
>couple doesn’t put a towel down to avoid getting the sheets wet.

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Cope harder incel

>sex scene
>no strapon in sight

>sex scene
>Wife doesn't laugh and blush after releasing a massive pussy fart

I had sex recently and there was brown sludge on my penis afterward.

I never put a towel down and the bed would get pretty gross

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gay sex is not real sex. sex by definition is between two opposing sexes

otherwise it's just horseplay.

Did you have sex with a swamp creature?

>sex scene
>zero 4play or kissing
>remove panties
>painless penetration with no lubrication

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they know how to use vinegar to clean the cum

Just after period

>see sex scene
>wonder how long it has been since they showered
>wonder if they wipe properly

When I was a teenager I fucked a girl outdoors atop a pile of animal bones we didn't notice until we were done and moved the blanket. In the middle of the coitus a deer stopped to stare at us for a minute before running away. I can't describe it as anything but surreal.

you obviously don't know what surreal means

Yes I do. Fuck you.

>be a deer
>go to visit the grave of your beloved deer husband
>see two humans fucking on top of his bones

>sex scene
>guy doesn't finish all over her tits and face

No one who says "coitus" has ever had sex

how did frog threads become one of the best things on Yea Forums

You are a very disturbed user

Just a germaphobe

Based.

So you hate germans?

Do your homework!

>sex scene initiating
>*skips 10mins*

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who is drawing these

bazinga

bambi 2: the reckoning

>couple doesn’t put a towel down to avoid getting the sheets wet.
>they don't do it in the woods
I strictly do it outside. It makes me feel like an animal.

The user known as Yea Forums.

a god amongst men

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i remember when aput was a new mene on yli and we would post like retards ah i was still allowed at home i miss those days

>sex scene ongoing
>father enter in the room

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>having a father

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have a (hug)

>character beats off
>blows his week-long built-up load all over his bed
>mom tells him to bring his bedsheets to the laundry room the next morning

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I'm guessing you're black

That's what cumsocks are for

>he didn't lick it up to clean it

>couple don't leave visible shit streaks all over the white sheets
immersion dropped

Dubs and I have sex before the end of the month.

know that feel bro

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Better than having an alcoholic father

>sex scene during period
>no bloody sloshing sounds on kitchen tile to prevent mess
What a crock of fucking shit

>mom sees my cumstained bedsheets
>she chastises me for ruining bedsheets because money doesn't grow on trees
>tells me I can cum in her to save the laundry

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Sounds like a scene in Antichrist

Fucking ridgemont high.

Nothin better than period sex

>sex scene
>guy not afraid the girl would rob him of his clothes and money when he falls asleep and leave him
Not realistic desu

>have sex at the height of her period
>go to the bathroom afterwards and peel her uterine lining off your dick
>that smell

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this sounds like a porn plotline

very Lynchian...

At this point I don't think sex is even real, I've seen no firsthand evidence that it actually exists.

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Your existence is proof that your parents had sex once.

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>he doesn't have sex

ur mom