/nba/ general - DRAFT DAY edition

What matters more winning or individual stats

uhhh? vorpsisters???? how do we respond to this? should we call him a slur?

Getting the bag

cope

Jokic has won more games then envied and Gina. Jokics team is 1-7 without him

>tfw only one more year on Reaves' contract
How do we get him more help so that he doesn't leave next year?

he hasn't won more games than embiid actually

Both of the MVP candidates are first round exits who cares it's playoff time

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I have looked up all of these women
Lexie Hull is hot
Kierstan Bell is a bridge troll

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why are the fever picking 4 times in the top 10? Presti tier gm?

kino?

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The Boronto Craptors have a literally less than 0% chance of beating my sixies
Embid will buck break these soft ass faggots in 4

digits confirm. screencap this

For me, it's Queen Egbo.

>Jokic and Doncic are good because they're white
>they aren't protected by refs at all and they totally aren't statpadders

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most lightskins uglier than klay thompson

Pat Bev is so fucking funny

Who would be the most capable person in the league to be able to earn not just a MVP, but a DPOY and scoring title and making a deep playoff run minimum?

Giannis

Fuck Lebron

giannis and it's not close. if he'd played bigger minutes this season he would've had the scoring title

Jokic after he gets good at defense.

Mavs, Knicks, Lakers, Heat, Bulls are the most NPC teams

Mikal Bridges in a few years

passes too much

delusional and retarded suns fan

pic related

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>laughs at bucks because they had their stars sit out
>Luka gets injured game before playoffs

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Jokic attempts less FTs than Rudy Gobert, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, and DeMar DeRozan

Mikal Bridges is a Thybulle-tier roleplayer.

If only he just stayed suspended

>The announcers voice boomed over the speakers
>AND YOUR 2022 NBA CHAMPIONS ARE......
>the crowd noise built
>YOUR PHOENIX SUNS
>Booked and CP3 embraced
>JaVale McGee jumped into the dog pile but missed, falling off the stage and accidentally knocking himself unconscious
>AND THE WINNER OF THE 2020 BILL RUSSELL FINALS MVP IS.....
>CHRIS PAUL!!!!!!
>CP3 held the trophy to his side
>He noticed his reflection and felt the urge to masturbate, but knew that would come later, as it always did.
>“I just wanna take this moment“
>CP3 looked pensively at the floor with his classic false humility
>“To remember that this game is nothing if we dont use it for a cause”
>“As President of the NBA Players Assoc-“
>A laugh echoed in the distance
>CP3 froze
>He recognized that laugh
>All of a sudden a flash
>A massive, octopus like hand swiped the trophy from CP3s in an almost imperceptible motion
>Kawhi appeared from the darkness
>He pondered the trophy in his hands silently
>CP3, too stunned to move, realized he now stood alone on the stage, surrounded by an endless black void
>“This ones for 2015… you little biiiiiitch baybee”
>Kawhi midrange jump shots into the sky, disappearing from view
>“EHH HEH HAAAAH Heh heh heh“ echoing through the void as he ascended

>JaVale McGee jumped into the dog pile but missed, falling off the stage and accidentally knocking himself unconscious

NUMBER ONE JAVALEEEEEEEEEEEEE MCGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>CP3 awoke with a start
>His bed was completely drenched with urine
>“Nah he still out, he still out, I NEED this one man” he thought to himself
>He sat stone faced at his breakfast table
>“Its early, but man I need this”
>CP3 grabbed his “special” keys
>He headed to his private bowling alley and opened a secret door at the end of a lane
>Inside was a full size room with floor to ceiling mirrors
>The floor and ceiling were also mirrored as well, creating an invite series of reflections of himself
>”Hello… old friend” he said as he took off his clothes
>he opened a small golden box in the center of the room
>inside it, a custom built, gyroscopically stabilized wrist brace masturbating device
>custom built by DARPA at the request of Chris Paul
>suddenly he got a text
>”Kawhi Leonard has progressed to 3 on 3”
>Instinctively, he flopped onto the ground, screaming for a ref
>but there were none to be found

He is going to break his ceiling once CP3 retires. Dude is like if Kawhi and KD had a baby

He reminds me of a velociraptor for some reason

>cant sext my tranny friend cuz its ramadan or something
bros im going through chimney withdrawls

>LeMickey "I don't think a lot of people was educated" James, Russell Westbrick and the Los Angeles Lelkers are 17 games under .500 and out of the playoffs
>LeMickey was not good enough to get a team with four Top 75 players of all-time into the playoffs

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He kinda does look like a velociraptor

Embiidsisters??? I-its still early...right?

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Haven't been in this general for 6 months. Can someone fill me in the current shitpost status quo?

youtu.be/lXLiapfBy5Q

This should be Scottie’s intro song

Something about dawgs and hating the Suns. It's all pretty unfunny once you see it enough

Where will you be when Jokic wins his second MVP?

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dawgs
chimneys
vorp

Yessir Embiid will win every other vote

>post random stats or tidbits of info and finish them with either "Make of this what you will..." or the Kendrick Perkins line "Carry the hell on...."
>we run up the chimney / chimney status? (ja morant said this in an interview and now grizz fans are known as chimneysisters)
>he got that dawg (basically, eye test. suns don't have this just remember)
>95% of jokic posters will call you a n*gger
>LeMickey ____ followed by smug anime poster
>Fuck LeBron poster in every thread at least once
>Wilt still has two rings
>LeXing Media (basically how LeBron shifts the media narrative and makes everything revolve around him or makes it seem as he pulls strings)
>Scottie Barnes = Scrotie Bums

im forgetting a few but those are the most prevalent

WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT SOMTHING BOUT WOMBATS

Show your true narrative energy and turn off the VPN

A smug Pepe of a man

Godspeed

>LeMickey "I don't think a lot of people was educated" James, Russell Westbrick and the Los Angeles Lelkers finished the season 16 games under .500 and out of the playoffs
>LeMickey was not good enough to get a team with four Top 75 players of all-time into the playoffs

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you know he's american

Feel free to post this forever, even after 2022

Oh, I don't plan on letting Bronsexuals forget for a long time, user.

you seem like the real bronsexual to me

Suns fans don’t even no the og dawg
Carry the hell on…

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i would root for the suns but they just dont seem to have something... mainly like real dawgs on that team. not to mention the shameless barking they did as a pregame ritual to try and shittily convince me that they do

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If Mcgee wins a 4th ring, he officially pass up LeJourneyman

is he up there for "all time great roleplayer" with fisher and horry?

>Queen Egbo
Pretty sure that's a Flash Gordon villain.

If Giannis gets a 3rd ring and DPOY and FMVP I'm going to place him over Lebron without a single hesitation.

If you can't get laid you don't have the dawg. Carry the hell on and fuck the Lakers.

Are we still on the westgod shit? I always thought this general had a neutral view of lebron and lastly, Jokic is a bad guy now?

sometimes I phonepost here while I'm having sex

>Jokic is a bad guy now?
he's white

its westVISHNU or west(enter any popular culture's god/deity here in caps) and jokic is the bad guy because he's not a true hooper

westgod has a smaller following but some people still do it
lebron stock has taken a dive since the lakers were bad all year and he just scored a lot
the problem with jokic is just that he's gonna back to back and it's gonna be a pretty sus b2b mvp

Are you saying that Jokic is treated poorly here because he is white or that white guys are bad guys?

both

No. Most of this general hates Lebron though there is always the one Bronsexual that gets out of line. Then theres the MVP fags, the Embiid Fags hate the Jokic fags and vice versa. Giannis fags are the neutral ones. Theres also a couple of Suns and Clipper and Grizzly fags that most others don't like and they shit up the general but they're the only ones who talk so no one cares. Anyone else is just a flyby or is on the filter list as they should already be.

1. Horry
2. LeBron
3. Green
4. Mcgee
5. McCaw

Then you have your Luka fags and your Jordan and Kobe fags and Boston fags and Durant and Nets fags along with everything else. Theres even a cav fag but just like his team they're dead.

>Most of this general hates Lebron
there's like 3 dudes who really intensely hate lebron and nobody else actually cares about him
half the people that get called bronsexuals are just jordanskeptics

Giannisfags are not neutral I want Jokic to lose